The Super Ridonculous Race!
Episode 2: Illinois' Got All-Stars!
Part 7: Chicago's Losers!
Thanks for keeping with me during these last few days, as I'm updating this part for this week and the third episode is going to be updated some time later this week!
With only 18 more remaining, it's going to be a tough one to top, as there's two teams that are going home!
The 73 other teams were already done with their leg, as they were just relaxing in the city of Chicago, but 18 more teams weren't even done with this mess.
''73 teams have already booked their seats and know how to schedule their sleep correctly, but out of these remaining thirteen teams, two of them will go out on this sunset beach!'' Don announced, as he was sure that they weren't ready to make it through pretty easily.
Don was right, as despite of the teams from the fourth flight coming through with their great performances that landed them on the second and third flights respectively...
...most of them were actually sucking balls at what they were doing, even if they were trying their hardest to attempt to complete the challenge, even with their disadvantage.
''Andie...how are the heck are you even going to deal with this?'' Surly asked, very worried, very sweaty and somewhat out of ideas
''Hold on, it's just...how are you sweating?'' Andie asked, straight up worried for herself and her friend that were in the grasp of the elimination round.
''I don't know for sure, but it sucks that we're nearly out!'' Surly exclaimed, not down for the battle.
The duo were actually joined by people that were a little less easy to take down, as they were actually ridiculously tall and one of the teams were Leni and Lori, who were just not making the best of their time in the race.
''Okay, we need to step up our game or else, we're gonna lose!'' Lori shouted, saying something obvious that needed to be said regardless.
''Wait, we are?'' Leni asked, also saying obvious stuff that was just not putting her in the best light.
''Keep up that attitude and you're going home, lady.'' Hugo told Leni, giving her a pretty fair warning that was just getting the fashionsta to get the gears turning.
''Oh!'' The sunglasses wearing girl realized, down a lot of places in the leaderboard. "Oh no."
''Wow, you're definitely a smart girl.'' Poison said sarcastically with some more obvious tones to just spite the dumb blonde.
Hugo and Leni were just up against a lot of the teams that were actually bringing up the back of the race and they were just working their hardest to keep up.
Meanwhile, Poison and Lori were just sitting back and they both had some problems with each other for no other reason than just because they could really do it.
The next team had already arrived, but their progress was looking pretty small right about now, as they were only up to about half of a slice.
''Well, at least I won't get my hands dirty.'' Emma was just slightly concerned of the health hazard of the doughy rounded treat. ''Kinda really kills my texting streak.''
''Alright, Emma! Isn't there a thing?'' Xander asked, forgetting the thing that was just going to get them back into the bottom-tier game.
''What thing? Which thing?'' Emma asked, before she noticed something missing...but it wasn't important. ''It's...the comeback moves!"
Emma was just keeping things low-key, as she didn't reveal any details about why she and her partner was flying so high, but Xander was just waiting for the moment that Emma's phone got temporarily blocked for sending stuff.
The three teams were actually just eating their way through the challenge, as there was a lot people that just sucked too hard in their attempts to be the toughest.
''Oh my god, this isn't working!'' Max shouted, just not having the last bite of two good things that didn't really mix well.
''Then make it work, Max!'' Sami exclaimed, clearly not intimidated by the ten-inch strangeness that was just laying on her partner's plate.
Sami and Max were just waiting for their appetites to recover, as the big, burly guy was just getting wrecked by the chocolate pizza...even if there was only one morsel left.
Max just breathed in and out to basically make sure that this one wasn't going to make him vomit, as he just opened his mouth and swallowed the morsel of chocolate pizza like it was the last one.
''Well, let's go before I vomit it out.'' Max told Sami, as he was just ready to be carried by her partner. "Hold on, I don't think I can run, even with a trip to the toilet
''Actually, that's a great plan!'' Sami said, sweating badly and giving Max some speedy help in terms of getting to the toilet and there was a lot of things.
The Military Strategists were the first team to leave even with the sped up toilet trip, but they were also one of the slowest runners, as they weren't really the fastest to leave.
Guess who just arrived at the pizzeria and they were certainly running
''Whoa, man.'' Zach said, just stopping Chris from eating the pizza. ''We've gotta step up our game, man!''
As the Dumb Roomates were just trying their hardest to catch up as Zach wasn't really being slowed down by anything, but his own mouth with the speed that he was actually eating at, as the energy required to complete this eating was awkward.
''Yayyy...'' Chris celebrated, happily and tiredly. ''We're not losing...''
''Let's not lose, dude. We've fought spider guys and a lot of evil stuff, so let's not lose!" Zach was just ridiculously sure that they weren't going to be sent home yet.
Two more teams were ready to leave and they all left their empty plates behind and they were just ready to deal with each other's disadvantages and advantages, wherever it was a lack of speedy legs or just being slow in general.
The last few teams were actually on the second challenge and they were just trying their hardest to make the impossible happen, as they were just barely moving on from the first challenge and the second one was quite a bit harder...for some, but others really knew how to do the impossible.
''Madam, I'd advise you to not send us to elimination.'' Merlin said, nearly rolling his own eyes as a result of the time-wasting.
''I actually don't care about what you're saying...so just take the pictures and just watch me do better than you can!'' Mim boasted, just turning into the otter's natural predator to just out-do said otter, who was clearly not in the fighting mood.
Merlin wanted to protest, but he really couldn't due to Mim already getting on being a bear, as he already was just taking pictures of this thing and it was bear and otters don't mix together, as Merlin was just stunned at how well she did it.
The otters were running, hiding and...actually Merlin just wanted to stop it, once he was just done with it, so he basically turn Mim back into an old lady.
''I can't believe you did-'' Merlin said, being stopped at the sight of Mim getting beaten by otters, thanks to not turning into an actual otter and Merlin didn't like that too much either, even with it being his enemy.
''Take this, you little...cute things!'' Mim yelled, loudly, throwing down to just get them tired once again.
Either way, they got out and Mim was just loving this weird as hell journey...even if it was just between two major cities and Merlin just wanted to go somewhere else.
In other news, Kagura was just beating things up like there was no tomorrow, especially since she wasn't really that good at taking pictures.
''You know, you've just got to make sure that these guys aren't hurting anyone.'' Gintoki said, while he was taking pictures of crocodiles like they were supposed to be cute and sleeping. ''Okay, they should be alive.''
''ON IT!'' Kagura shouted, as she was just punching crocs to wake them enough, somehow convinced that it was a good idea.
''Yeah, you do that...KAGURA-SAN?!''
Kagura was just getting the combat pictures ''on fleek'' as she was just being pulled out by her friend, who was trying not get arrested in the United States and they just realized when the zoo girl with the pixie cut was confused.
''What the hell, Kagura?'' The zoo lady told her, as she was just stunned at the knocked out crocodile.
''Okay.'' She said, as she snatched the tip, willing to give an good answer for a reason. "You said take a picture with a crocodile, so I've got pictures of crocodiles."
Gintoki's mouth was just closed, as he knew that Kagura just wanted to fight a crocodile, Total Drama-style, and that it wasn't really nesscessary.
"Come on, we're going to get penalised!" Gintoki just yelled at the loudest voice he could muster, as the zoo lady just shook her head at the redhead.
*The Animal Wrestlers' confessional*
King and Armour King were both doing their dismayed roars, as while crocodiles aren't exactly the best of friends with leopards, respecting animals was definitely something that the two of them agreed one.
Armour King was just also ready to give payback, as he just put his fist up towards the camera, but kept it low.
King was just shaking his head, knowing that those two were probably going to regret it tomorrow.
*Confessional cut*
More teams were actually arriving, as they were all sure that the last three seats on the third flight all belonged on there and they weren't in the mood to lose their chances.
''I'm ready to deal with your games!'' Poison shouted, as she was just running nearly as fast as she could in her high hells.
''But I don't have games!'' Leni shouted in panic, just trying to get to the finish line at a good pace.
The pink-haired business woman just shut herself up, dumb-founded by the dumb that came from Leni.
Of course, Leni, Lori, Hugo and Poison were all trying their hardest to run as fast as they could, as the ability to sprint was reallly rare this time of the year.
Especially, since the two of them were going to have to fight a team that was practically stuck thanks to good old sabotage.
''Every second counts and Pyro and Spy's penalty is almost up and they're happy about it...I think.'' Don announced, as the tough twosome were just preparing their weapons.
The two running teams were actually joined by a third team and they were actually pretty strong, as Sami and Max were reporting for duty and Spy and Pyro were just smiling evilly...even if they only had a minute left.
Especially since, as three teams were actually sprinting their way through the edge of north-eastern Chicago and they weren't about to make each other lose, as their running speed was ridiculously fast.
Spy was just twirling his miniature stick, as Pyro was just carrying a lighter and they were waiting for their seconds to count down and they were starting to feel it.
''Three...two...one!'' Don shouted as loudly as he could.
Leni and Lori was just almost done, as they were just struggling to get through and Hugo and Poison were being passed by Sami and Max and every second really counted.
''Spy and Pyro, your penalty is up!'' Don was just seeing the two of them move to the Chill Zone, which was actually a little bit of a distance away for the two of them.
Who got the last four seats on the third flight and who was the first team on flight number four, where the already apparent delay becomes extended even further
Spy and Pyro sidestepped as fast as they could, as they were sure that they needed some space to make some hidden strategy and also to not get crushed in Hugo's wake
Leni and Lori ran as fast as they could.
Sami and Max jumped as far as they could, trying to let the added weight not influence their extended
Hugo was just now carrying Poison for a speed-related reason, even with him actually being slower, but his steps were actually going a lot of further.
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''Leni and Lori, you're in 74th place! Spy and Pyro, you're in 75th! And, uh...uh, Sami and Max...''
Max and Hugo were actually looking at each other, like they wanted to bring each other something pretty special that was the shining example of an consolation prize.
Poison and Sami were just sure that they didn't like this leg, if only because the slightly awkward challenges had them doing some odd things.
''...you got 76th!''
Hugo and Poison were just not in a good mood for obvious reasons, the latter for being carried by a guy that was just moving at a strangely lackluster speed and the former for not eating fast enough to not lose the chances.
''Hugo and Poison, you're in 77th place...but you're on flight number four!'' Don told the duo, who was straight up pissed off with the results.
*The Wrestler & The Promoter's confessional*
''Come on, this was practically ours...well, so much for this leg not having any bullshit...but then again, Hugo is a relatively okay runner with a guy with very thick legs." Poison was just feeling the dissappointment sink and her shoes just become a little bit looser thanks to the run. "Though he could've done it faster
''Whoa, what's your problem, that was the fastest I could run!" Hugo asked, moving his body away from her. ''We just got fucked. I didn't run fast enough to
*confessional end*
''This is outrageous! We sucked so bad that we pretty much got downed to tie with last!'' Hugo proclaimed in sadness and anger.
''...Sorry, Hugo.'' Poison told her partner in crime. ''I guess I suck at dancing.''
''It's not that bad. We could actually be last.''
''Well...at least you're right.'' Poison grumbled, as the twosome were just leaving.
Wow, okay.
74th: Older Sisters (Leni & Lori)
75th: Questionable Pair (Spy & Pyro)
76th: Military Strategists (Sami & Max)
77th: The Wrestler & Promoter (Hugo & Poison)
The next team was definitely working their hardest to make sure that they weren't losers, even though they totally were not tying with anyone, as they were jsut running that fast.
''Oh, yeah, we've gotta win!'' Chris shouted in a strangely monotone voice.
''Whoa, you okay?'' Zach asked, genuinely concerned.
''You guys are in 78th place!'' Don told the two of them, who were just almost done with their thing...before a random spider appeared.
The two of them just slapped it so hard that it managed to make the sand stick onto it.
''...Yikes.'' Don added, slightly scared.
78th: Dumb Roomates (Chris & Zach)
This one was a little less monotone and a little more excited about the prospects of being in this race.
''The longer this race goes on, the more awesome it becomes...is that how it's supposed to work?'' Emma asked, a little unsure.
''I don't know, but we've got to win it!'' Xander exclaimed.
The two just managed to accidently trip over the previous team, who was just solemnly crying at the spider that they accidentally killed, as the guys were actually laying down.
''79th goes to you!'' Don told the two of them, not willing to see the carnage that was just going on. "Er, what?"
''We already tripped over those two guys.'' Xander told Don, very dissapointed in his depth perception and his strange vision that was just caused by some strange glasses.
''...You jerk.'' Emma added in, slightly angry and slightly elated to win
''You could see us, girl!'' Chris told the fashionsta, also not pissed off. "It's no problem, dude.
Xander was just giving up, as they did managed to get some minor damage to the roommates that were just going down.
The two teams were just not pleased to see each other, as they were pretty much on top of each other like they had been fighting, except that they just gave up.
79th: Camp Councillors (Emma & Xander)
*The Dumb Roomates' confessional*
''So, uh, man, how does it feel to be tripped over?'' Zach asked, acting weirdly nonchalant for a guy that was just being tripped over thanks to an somewhat blind.
Chris was just struggling to not feel the pain that was just causing from being tripped over, as the groan was just summing his own response up to the final moment.
Zach was just a little worried for his bro, clearly feeling the injury.
*confessional's over, man*
The battle that was happening on challenge number three was actually pretty tough, as the squirrels were definitely bringing up the rear of the leaderboard, if Andie was anything to go by.
''Come on, is there more to this thing?'' Andie asked, almost vomiting. ''I'm only halfway through?''
''I don't know...find your inner nut eating...I got nothing.'' Surly told her, just trying to do some motivating. ''Just keep on eating, because it's gonna be-''
They noticed the team that was just right next to them, as Joe was just cutting it in half and the pizza was basically being demolished.
''Well, my boyfriend does eat a lot of them, so he kinda gets used to it.'' Sylvia just explained. ''...And he's also a superhero.''
''But this ain't super hopeless, right?'' Andie asked, almost sweating from the pressure.
Joe was just eating his way through like it was no big deal, as he was just joined by other dudes that were under pressure to get past him.
''Alright, let's do this thing!'' Joe exclaimed, as Wario got right next to him.
It was definitely going to be a close one, as even though Wario was obviously eating quite a bit faster and with no regard with his health, Joe had less slices overall and somehow managed to be a close one.
''Wario's gonna win...or whatever!'' Wario shouted.
''Geez, you eat like there's no tomorrow.'' Terry said, stunned. ''Man, if I were you-''
''But you're not me, so...'' Wario replied, just continuing to do his thing.
Waluigi was down for the count after his attempts.
''Waluigi, wake your butt up. Wario's not gonna hog all the glory alone!''
The purple-hatted was definitely up, but he couldn't really say much.
''Yeah...urgh.'' he groaned, before lying back down on the ground.
Soon enough, those two were done and they managed to get it finished at roughly the same time, even if Wario smelt even worse than before and Joe was just hot as hell.
''Wario's gonna take the lead!'' he shouted, declaring the obvious...according to himself. ''Waluigi, get your butt up!''
''Alright, henshin-a-go-go, double time!'' Joe exclaimed, donning the suit along with his girlfriend.
Wario just simply carried his brother over his shoulder, as he had the strength to not only carry a possibly hazardous pizza, but also his own brother.
Joe and Sylvia were definitely able to up their speed, since they had powers that allowed them to go faster, but they didn't do the thing.
''Wait up!'' Terry exclaimed. ''I'm-''
''Waluigi knows you consistently suck!'' Waluigi shouted back.
Soon, Terry and Mary were able to leave the place and they were just trying their hardest to run as fast as they possibly could run.
Gintoki was just almost choking his food, but he just spat some of it back and put it in, as Kagura was starting to get furious with him.
*The Street Fighters' confessional*
''There was so little time to stop that we had to kick it into overdrive! Right, Terry?'' Mary proclaimed strongly.
''Y-yeah.'' Terry said weakly, even with such a strong smile.
*confessional end*
More teams were actually arriving at their favourite location and there was about five of them, as they somehow completely managed to convince that this battle was over, even if it obviously wasn't.
Thanks to speed and actually having a good diet, this team managed to get...
''Street Fighters, you're 80th place!''
The two of them were happy to go up two place, so they just did a simple fistbump.
80th: Street Fighters (Terry Bogard & Mary Ryan)
''Short...heroes, you're 81st!'' Don told them.
This actually made them both a little bit relieved, because they weren't on the edge of coming through, and sad, because they had great skills that allowed them, to run so fast.
''Well, I hope we don't bomb.'' Sylvia was just genuinely ready to put some puns into the game.
81st: Dating Heroes (Joe & Sylvia)
''Fat guy, thin guy, you're in 82nd place!'' Don announced, which wanted to make them to do something to him. ''You're still in this race.''
Their anger did not subside, as they were just feeling their anger boil up to the next level, especially since that the situation was just not in their favour to a whole new level.
''And you're not tied with last.'' Wario and Waluigi were just both groaning at the very low-tier compliments.
Waluigi was just feeling whatever pizza's extra effects must have had, as he didn't look too good for wear.
*The Treasure Hunters' confessional*
''Wait a second, Waluigi!'' Wario yelled, seeing his brother in a pretty bad state. "That Don guy deserves all of my shit?! Wario's gonna make him his bitch...by winning and hanging out with him! Wario has got some serious problems with my brother, because he's super knocked out!"
Waluigi was just knocked out, so he didn't care about the situation that was just on hand.
*confessional end*
82nd: Treasure Hunters (Wario & Waluigi)
Even though it was a while later, two more teams were actually done with their challenge and their regrets were pretty obvious if the guy's stomachs are anything to go by.
''Alright, you piece of shit-'' Kagura announced to the world.
''Whoa, whoa, that's a little...stupid.'' Kitty told Kagura. ''But, it's a fight, it's a fight you'll get.''
''I was going to make you fight!'' Kagura yelled...into thin fair.
Gintoki managed to catch up to his colleague, as he was just shocked Kagura was shouting at nothing and the moon was definitely out.
''What the hell are you shouting at?'' Gintoki asked angrily, as he was just genuinely tired.
''I swear that was this girl with a heaband and she was really ugly-'' Kagura explained badly.
''Those two aren't even the same lady!'' Gintoki shouted, clearly not mixing things up.
''Well if you-'' Kagura shouted, as the arguement would continue on.
But where did Kitty go? She managed to catch up with Kurt, who (even with some strange pizza in his stomach) was just definitely ahead of him.
''Wow, those have some heat, huh?'' Kitty said jokingly.
''Yeah, that's ze crazy thing.'' Kurt said, emphasising his accent. ''I don't even know why they're like that.''
''Trust me, from what I've seen, they're not the best of friends.'' Kitty.
Shadowcat and Nightcrawler were definitely coming out on top with their skills, as they were pretty much running to the Chill Zone...with their powers possibly revealed.
''Considering I know what you are, I'm not surprised...but you're 83rd!'' Don told the mutants, who just simply hugged each other.
83rd: The Young Mutants (Kitty & Kurt)
Don was not surprised to see them in this low of a position.
''Kagura...just stop for a second and then realize why you're in 84th place. You're still in the race, though.'' Don told them with a strong smile that was just plain awkward.
The duo didn't really use any words, but their skills and/or weapons were good enough to scare the host enough into just going away from them.
''Don't fuck up next time.'' Gintoki told her, fustrated and furious.
''Same to you.'' Kagura said, just furious.
Those two were pretty much about to explode in many different pieces.
84th: The Odd Jobbers (Gintoki & Kagura)
''Out of the remaining five, only three more teams can survive this race and who is going to be part of those three who actually pass?'' Don asked, as though he didn't know the answer. ''Is it going to be The Old Magicians? The Squirrels? The Young Girl Fighters? The Wrestling Tigers? or The Mechnical Fighters? Who knows, because I might!''
The final five were currently working their hardest all not be the last one, as there was a special announcement that was blaring all around the pizzeria.
''Out of you five teams, only three will make it through to the next round!'' the announced yelled, as the teams were just determined to either get it started or to see it through to the very end.
Merlin and Mim, as much as they fought each other to get to wherever place they are in now were definitely nearly dominating, as Mim was just being a bit of a pig right now.
Peacock and Big Band might have been here for quite a while, but the stench of rotten heat was just turning the investigator off from those four golden slices.
Armor King singlehandedly managed to make his team viable to be able to make it through and now, he was going to just make sure that King was actually not completely dissapointed.
Andie only had one more bite to get through, but her stomach was pretty much overpowered compared to the small squirrel, making Surly feel the sweat and the feat.
And finally, Athena's surprisingly weak stomach was actually managing to cause Kensou some major problem, as his team shouldn't even be down here in the first place...and it's also related with the mystery meat for extra fun.
''ATHENA! Are you okay?'' Kensou said, getting tired of waiting.
Even what actually looked like the pop star managed to get knocked out thanks to some of that sleep-inducing mystery meat, she still managed to swallow it whole.
''Oh what? How long has it been?'' Athena asked, completely dazed.
The announcement shouted again, as Kensou was just straight carrying Athena, as he couldn't carry her before...thanks to his power being weakened.
Either way, they booted it out of there like there was a gig that they was going to have them in 15 minutes.
''Okay, whatever the heck happened to them is worthy of an investigation.'' Big Band noted, very displeased.
*The Mechnical Fighters' confessional*
''Well, I heard that the mystery meat is supposed to be off the pizza and off everything, so some sick and twisted guy must have put it on there to just ignore it.'' Big Band said.
Peacock just jotted it down in her friend's journal.
''Why can't you just ignore it?'' She asked suddenly.
*confessional end*
As the four teams were actually doing their challenges with all of their special techniques, Peacock wasn't about to be one of the teams that was screwed over.
So, she shouted...
''Hey, big guy, stop eating slowly!''
''I got that!''
Peacock and Big Band were soon enough getting into a good rhythm, as despite his mostly mechanical nature, he was definitely eating it quickly.
Meanwhile, other teams were definitely working their hardest to make sure that they weren't the last one and it was going to be a tough one for the two other teams.
Merlin and Armour King were up against each other and they both knew who was going to come out on top with their own skills.
''I have to say...that this isn't...good.'' Merlin noted, taking small bites every few words.
Armour King was just taking it up to the next level, as he managed to make his bites big and his roars and words non-existent, focusing on the food that he wanted to eat.
''Merlin, you're eating too slow!'' Mim shouted, just getting tired of the shenanigans. ''Seriously, I know you hate for some stupid reason. But, I'm not going out for a stupid reason!''
Merlin was just trying to eat as fast as he could, but what was actually happening is that his stomach was just fighting with itself.
It might have been a while, but Mim was just happy to her enemy win this round, as they were finally escaping the place.
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Apparently, that gig just happened to be at the Chill Zone and the organizer was just happy to have them there.
''Whoa...seriously, what is that meat? Anyways, you're in 84th place!'' Don told the two of them, who weren't pleased at all.
''We could have possibly died.'' Athena said, almost crying.
''Listen, I told EVERYBODY about that meat, yet they did nothing!'' Don yelled, actually in the mood to make a change.
''This is a crazy injustice!'' Kensou said loudly, joining in the chorus.
Athena was just sighing, as if drops like this one was possible due to crazy bad luck, there could great enough lack that would let them get back in the main race.
*The Friendly Heroes' confessional*
''Sorry for dissapointing all of my fans...I promise that we will do better next round!'' Athena declared. ''We're here and together, we're going to make it through!''
''Yeah, Athena!'' Kensou cheered on, almost blushing.
*confessional end*
85th: Friendly Heroes (Athena & Kensou)
And these two were definitely a little bit on the sleepy side, as one member had to carry the other.
''Er, why the heck are you carrying-'' Don was just taking a glance at the awkward situation.
''He kinda got sent to sleep, so I've gotta to carry him.''
''Er, at least you guys are in 85th...you should probably get going.''
''Yeah, did you hear that, Buu?!''
Hercule was just stretching his arms out awkwardly, as Buu was just getting back up from the hit of bad food.
86th: The Strong Friends (Hercule & Buu)
The last four teams were definitely having some kind of special battle that actually involved a lot of running, as they were going to be the last four that were just really looking prepared to run all of the way down to Oak Street Beach.
''We've gotta move fast!'' Surly shouted, a little rudely.
''What's your problem?'' Andie asked, a little scared.
The Squirrels could easily go on the rails to make sure that they were able to bring the speed, but they were behind at this point and there was no-way that Surly was about to lose this chance to almost win it all.
But there was two other teams who had the ability to just ignore and easily pass them with their own skills...even if they weren't the best runners around.
''Well at least, those squirrels kinda got what they expected.'' Peacock said, just talking about Andie's situation. ''A challenge that seemed impossible. It's like they're a carto-''
''Honestly, this ain't easy for them...don't make it worse, just because you make some off-hand comment.'' Big Band noted, as he was sure that the little guys were practically done.
King was just nodding in sympathy and he wanted to help them to get to a great position, so he had to do the only thing that he knew.
Armour King wasn't ready to do his regrets, as he had a team to save from elimination and soon, the tigers were carrying the squirrel.
''Well, that probably messes up the food chain.'' Surly noted, as tigers don't mess with squirrels.
''Actually, we don't meet tigers!'' Andie told him, correcting him.
Peacock and Big Band were actually just speeding themselves up by a little bit and soon, the Chill Zone was a single jump away and they were just happy to be in...
''Half-human half-robot guys, you're in 86th!'' Don told the two of them, actually making them slightly relieved.
87th: Mechanical Fighters (Peacock & Big Band)
The last two teams that actually had a chance to not be eliminated were actually helping each other, as the squirrels were just telling the two of them to up their running speed.
''Well, one of us is going to go home and it might be us squirrel guys.'' Surly guessed, knowing the obvious.
''Honestly, if we go hojme, the facr that we barely escaped elimination and then got eliminated would be crazy.'' Andie stated, just giving a single smile.
King was just almost crying in the fact that he was probably going to send those two into the elimination round as he roared a message of sadness.
However, thanks to a stray picnic box, fortunes changed so quickly, that the squirrels were actually rolling around on the sand and soon...they finished well.
''Squirrel people...someone might've helped you, but you're still third to last AKA still in the race AKA ready to do some race!'' Don told the two of them.
Surly and Andie weren't ready to do some groaning, as they were just trying their hardest to lose some weight without going to sleep.
King and Armour King immediately got themselves back up and they knew that they were eliminated.
''Well, tigers, you're not last, but you're certainly not in the race anymore.''
After hearing the host say that, the two faces/wrestling good guys immediately just hugged for the experience that they had and they even shed one more tear.
''I hope your future endavours go really well!'' Don told them, wishing them great luck.
*The Wrestling Tigers' confessional*
King roared a roar of great sadness over his team's montage of doing some short adventuring in Toronto and the city that they were crying in.
Armour King roared just as loudly something that seemed to get King into a better mood and then he patted his rival on the back to do good things.
King just made a quick sound.
Armour King definitely wanted his rival to do good things, as he was just explaining his way through how he wanted to make a comeback.
King was just a little started, as his eyes were fully opened, but then they completely change, as though he understood.
Then they gave each other the real thumbs up.
*confessional's over*
88th: The Squirrels (Surly & Andie)
89th: The Wrestling Tigers (King & Arm[o]ur King)
Don wasn't really surprise that these two came last, even though he almost hated one of the contestants that was just trying their hardest to win, because at the end of the day, they're the old team here.
''Well, you're last...what a surprise.'' Don said, trying to hide his anger. ''You probably scared those otters for life.''
''Thanks for the opportunity.'' Mim replied very smugly.
''Fortunately, you're out of the race!''
''Well, Mim, look at what your actions did to our team...it single-handedly got us into last place.'' Merlin said, very displeased.
''Sorry, if I'm enjoying myself!'' Mim protested. ''I don't care about you, but I care about the team!''
There was certainly going to be no agreement.
''What team? A duo cares about each other pretty easily...you failed to do some sabotage, but you still think that-''
''Merlin, you may talk some sense, but this time it's total nonsense, if only because I tried to do SOMETHING!''
''And that something has gotten us into a very unclean place...being cannon fodder.''
''What you really think that-''
''Er, good luck with that.'' Don told the two of them, who just blasted their magic at the host.
The host quickly turned into a small guy, before going back to normal size, as he was just done with the duo.
90th: The Old Magicians (Merlin & Mim)
*The Old Magicians' confessional*
They just showed the montage like it was no big deal, as it showed the duo's escapades in Ontario and Illinois, wherever they involved animals or tokens.
''Well, that was a total mess and I loved it every step of the way!'' Mim said excitedly. ''The failed sabotages, ruining your life, ruining the otters' lives and messing with the dance people-''
''And now we're here. How proud do you feel?'' Merlin asked, pretending to interview her with a scowl on his face.
''Very proud! I caused so much chaos while I was here. You didn't do much.'' Mim said, just answering the questions like a pro. ''Seriously, you could've helped me to not be in last.''
''But you were playing without honor and-''
''We're outta time, man?!'' The cameraman shouted, as he was just getting tired of bickering.
*The Bad Couple's confessional*
''Trust me, once we get this alliance rolling, we could easily steamroll all of the others. I'm not sure how we're going to do that, but we're going to try!'' Heather smugly boasted.
''Just leave it to us, ice dancers.'' Alejandro said, having a lot of experience in the backstabbing sector.
*The Fast Friends' confessional*
''Well, Eggman's made an entry into the biggest alliance ever and it's very evil!'' Sonic yelled very loudly. ''What the fuck do we do-''
''Can't we just make our own?'' Knuckles asked abruptly. ''I mean we got Rad and Enid...we could get two other heroic teams to join us.''
Knuckles was just looking confused.
''That's an great idea, knucklehead!'' Sonic exclaimed, hugging him.
''Never though it'd be this early.'' Knuckles said, hugging him just as tightly.
They both were just hugging each other tightly and they didn't care what the insecure people were going to say.
*confessionals are dead...for this episode, anyways*
''Two more teams are going to be eliminated in the next round like always and this time, the sun is going to be epic-ally lit up and the challenges are going to be ridonculous...''
Don waited for the cue to arrive and sure enough, a snapping sound could be heard by the camera.
''...in The Super Ridonculous Race!''
And the credits were rolling.
To be continued in Episode 3, where the remaining 86 teams go on a long ramp through Monaco, where casinos and kart combine to make a pretty exciting leg!
Also, here's the positions for the teams that have arrived and have a reason to continue on!
Flight #1:
1st: The Mercenaries (Ralf Jones & Clark Still)
2nd: Ice Dancers (Jacques and Josee)
3rd: Former Cadets (MacArthur & Sanders)
4th: The Karate Siblings (Ryo & Yuri Sakazaki)
5th: Bad Couple (Heather & Alejandro Burromuérto)
6th: Bodega Workers (Rad & Enid)
7th: Babysitters (Sam Puckett & Cat Valetine)
8th: Fast Friends (Sonic & Knuckles)
9th: Idiot Brothers (Jyushimatsu & Karamatsu Matsuno)
10th: Karate Rivals (Ryu & Ken Masters)
11th: Women Warriors (Chun-Li & Cammy White)
12th: Evil Geniuses (Dr. Eggman & Lord Boxman)
13th: Bad Seniors (Coachman & Stromboli)
14th: Adult Best Friends (Phillip Fry & Bender)
15th: The Foxes (Tails & Zooey)
16th: Reluctant Partners (Pete & Mortimer)
17th: Rich Sisters (Tori & Trina Vega)
18th: Reality Show Heroes (Gwen & Leshawna)
19th: Odd Combination (Brick & Dawn)
20th: The Pirates (Captain Hook/James Hook & Smee)
21st: Good Couple (Mickey & Minnie Mouse)
22nd: Grandfather & Grandson (Rick & Morty)
23rd: Teen Agents (Kim Possible & Ron Stoppable)
24th: Stepbrothers (Chet & Lorenzo)
25th: The Low Key Scammers (Edd & Eddy)
Flight #2:
26th: The Police Officers (Judy Hopps & Nick Wilde)
27th: The Thief & The Agent (Sly Cooper & Carmelita Fox)
28th: The Mutants (Gambit & Wolverine)
29th: Nature Lovers (Hayley Smith & Jeff Fischer)
30th: Zombie Fighters (Frank West & Chuck Greene)
31st: Questionable Heroes (K' & Maxima)
32nd: Unlikely Friends (Shingo Yabuki & Benimaru Nikado)
33rd: Strange Siblings (Carly & Spencer Shay)
34th: Kid Heroes (Kaio & Dendy)
35th: Puzzle Solvers (Maguro & Sig)
36th: Rich Sisters (Tori & Trina Vega)
37th: Brutal Fighters (Shen Woo & Kukri)
38th: The Cup Brothers (Mugman & Cuphead)
39th: Harsh Fighters (Balrog & Vega)
40th: Bounty Hunters (Samus Aran & Captain Falcon)
41st: Fashion Bloggers (Thomas & Jennifer)
42nd: Rude Dudes (Phil & Jack)
43rd: Reality Show Fangirls (Katie & Sadie)
44th: Lonely Warriors (Johnny Bravo & Samurai Jack)
45th: Father & Son (Hank & Bobby Hill)
46th: Demon Hunters (Dante & Trish)
47th: The Miniature Duo (Brian & Stewie Griffin)
48th: Girly Best Friends (Candace Flynn & Stacy Hirano)
49th: The Young Women Warriors (Kasumi Todoh & Li Xiangfei, Xiangfei being the latter's first name)
50th: The Skeleton Brothers (Sans & Papyrus)
51st: The Plumbers (Mario & Luigi)
Flight #3:
52nd: The Young Investigators (Daphne Blake & Velma)
53rd: The Cross-Dimensional Heroes (Star Butterfly & Marco Diaz)
54th: The Working Bros (Modrecai & Rigby)
55th: The Real Bears (Panda & Grizz)
56th: The Performing Animals (Alex & Marty)
57th: The Lady Fighters (Mai Shiranui & King)
58th: Contrasting Siblings (Dexter & Dee Dee)
59th: The Angry Critics (Nostalgia Critic & AVGN)
60th: Obscure Fighters (Gai Tendo & Sho Hayate)
61st: The Singer-Songwriters (Austin & Ally)
62nd: The Supportive Friends (Alya Cesaire & Nino Lahiffe)
63rd: Old School Brothers (Adam & Barry Goldberg)
64th: New School Brothers (Drake Bell & Josh Peck)
65th: High School Friends (Batsu Ichimonji & Hinata Wakaba)
66th: Monster Girls (Morrigian Aensland & Felicia)
67th: Undersea Buddies (Spongebob & Patrick)
68th: Graffiti Skaters (Beat & Gum)
69th: Secret Agents (Kitty Katswell & Dudley Puppy)
70th: The Survivalists (Jasmine & Shawn)
71st: Stretchy Fighters (Spring Man & Ribbon Girl)
72nd: High School Runners (Kagura & Tomo Takino)
73rd: High Speed Drifters (Takumi Fujiwara & Itsuki Takeuchi)
74th: Older Sisters (Leni & Lori Loud)
75th: Questionable Pair (Spy & Pyro)
76th: Military Strategists (Sami & Max)
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Flight #4:
77th: The Wrestler & Promoter (Hugo Andre & Poison)
78th: Dumb Roomates (Chris & Zach)
79th: Camp Councillors (Emma Ross & Xander Quinn)
80th: Street Fighters (Terry Bogard & Mary Ryan)
81st: Dating Heroes (Joe & Sylvia)
82nd: Treasure Hunters (Wario & Waluigi)
83rd: The Young Mutants (Kitty Pryde & Kurt Wagner)
84th: The Odd Jobbers (Gintoki Sakata & Kagura)
85th: Friendly Heroes (Athena Amasaiya & Sie Kensou)
86th: The Strong Friends (Buu & Hercule/Mark)
87th: Mechanical Fighters (Peacock & Big Band)
88th: The Squirrels (Surly & Andie)
The Eliminated Teams:
89th: The Wrestling Tigers (Armour King & King)
90th: The Old Magicians (Merlin & Mim)
91st: The Awkward Brothers (PJ & Gabe)
92nd: The Bad Friends (Chloe & Sabrina)
Honestly, The Wrestling Tigers wouldn't have made much of an impact, despite their size, mostly because they don't really talk much and that would easily be used against them by any duo that was smart! I still like the fact that they didn't really speak so much, as they roared consistently, as it allowed them to have a slight sense of mystery.
But really, The Old Magicians were actually eliminated because I wanted to avoid a Stephanie and Ryan-type situation again, they had powers which could break the race easily and the fact is that they don't compliment each other!
Basically, these two were both eliminated due to story reasons...yeah, Sly and Carmelita are actually going to be interesting due to their strange situation!
Yes, there's more where that came from and yes, things are going to be more organised in Episode 3...even if the departure times are very different and that there's no airport in Monaco!