The Super Ridonculous Race!
Episode 3: The Monaco Mess!
Part 1: Jumping Into France!
Well, it's time for a new episode to start and right now, it's going to come slower than you think thanks to the special challenge(s) that were ahead of these contestants!
Also, the reason why there's 93 teams instead of 90, is because of a little bit of confusion that happened due to me basically trying to crank these out way too quickly and I also wanted to add one more!
Meaning that there's going to be a bit more drama...well actually, there's going to be a lot more, even if it's just because of the amount of contestants!
Don was prepared to do some awesome recapping, as he was sure that he managed to nail it.
''Last time on The Super Ridonculous Race, the city of Chicago was the location for our second leg, as teams danced their way, took pictures of animal and ate questionable pizzas. Out of the several duos, the soldiers snatched first, the ice dancers calmed themselves down and the first alliance gets bigger. However, The Wrestling Tigers and The Old Magicians sucked enough to be the second teams to be eliminated in Chicago!'' Don recalled, just talking about the episode.
''Who's going to take the heat? Who's going to be melt? And is there a new alliance on the rise to counter the big alliance? Find out in...The Super Ridonculous Race!''
Don was just prepared to do his job, as he was very confindent that the first place team was a little bit more calm, as the duo were looking pretty ready for the next leg.
''Welcome back to the Super Ridonculous Race...and the first place team are looking a little motivated for the next leg!''
Ralf and Clark were just looking very strong and very confindent about their own state of mind, as they were just looking back at all of the angry people that didn't win the last round.
*The Mercenaries' Confessional*
''Heh, who knew that we'd win this leg?'' Clark asked, a little surprised.
''I'd knew that we would win...mostly after that pizza fiasco.'' Ralf said, confindently. ''Keeping up this lead ain't going to be easy, when you're up against the world's fastest hedgehog.''
''But we do have the skills to basically stop them from leading the race.'' Clark was saying it, as his partner was crashing his own fists together to just prove them, Ralf still retained that smile of a maverick.
''Alright, let's put them to the test!'' Ralf was just ready to back up the statement.
*the confessional is over*
''Sorry for your wait.'' Clark was just keeping things relatively casual for the moment.
Jacques and Josee looked on angrily, as they were the sliver stars and one of them was just holding her rage back.
''Well, I don't like you, but I respect you.'' Jacques told the mercenaries, as he didn't really that much contempt for the two of them.
Sanders and MacArthur were actually a lot more respectful, as they gave an ''honorary'' thumbs up to the mercenaries, who were ready to take the first tip of the third leg.
''Alright, we're going to Monaco!'' Ralf shouted happily, clearing having some great expectations of Monte Carlo in his own thoughts.
''And it's sunny as well.'' Clark stated, reporting the weather that would stay the same with the rest of the filmed episode.
Don was just ready to introduce this country to the audience that was just watching (or reading) this show.
''Monaco, a pretty small country with a pretty high amount of entertainment. The legendary circuit, Monte Carlo Casio, the narrow alleys, the great waters and pretty much like every other European place, football...''
He was done with the introduction of the country...sort of, as he wanted to tell something else that would be very important to put on the tip, but figured that it would work anyways.
''...each flight departs 45 minutes apart, but that 7 hour flight time will land them...in France...where they'll get a bus, then a train and finally, they'll get to start the leg.''
The taxis were definitely pretty much a lot quicker in the daytime, the many teams that were actually taking the first flight from Chicago to Nice were actually surprised that the flight doesn't go directly to Monaco.
''Where the heck are the flights to Monaco?!'' Josee shouted, clearly realising the obvious that his partner figured it out, from his eye rool. "Jacques
''Yeah, where are those?'' Heather asked, also agitated that the flights didn't exactly be super direct to where most of the leg takes place in.
''There is only flights from here to Nice...trust me, that's as close as we can get to Monaco!'' A new flight attendant told the teams, as she was a slightly tall blonde girl that had short hair and her bangs parted at her forehead and she was handling it alright, especially with the more shouty passengers being pointless belligerent.
''Hey, flight lady...why doesn't the flight go to Monaco?!'' Rad yelled, asking a very similar question to the obvious girls that were just not having fun.
''Because there's no airport in Monaco.'' Tails explained simply, clearly getting tired of dumb questions that would lead nowhere.
''And why is-''
''Because of the harbours, the enviroment and other stuff!'' Tails explained simply, making Rad a little confused and the rest of the unknownledgable contestants a little more pleased. "There's not exactly enough land for an airport and the Monte Carlo to co-exist oin the same country."
''...Yeah, that's true!'' Knuckles shouted, knowing some important facts that would shut some guys up.
Rad and Knuckles was just taking their tickets, as the echidna just fist-bumped his friend for learning something and the alien was just grumbling at the facts that couldn't really be proven at the moment.
*The Bodega Workers' confessional*
''Come on, admit it.'' Enid said, just tapping her partner io his right shoulder with her left shoulder. ''You know, Tails is right.''
''No, I'm not gonna.'' Rad said, just getting out of view to prove the obvious facts ''It ain't true!''
Rad just punched a trash can and scratched his fist on said trash can like it was actually a pretty heated trash can.
''He should be okay.'' Enid commented, as she was just searching it up on her phone to check what was truly the facts.
*confessional's temporarily out*
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Soon enough, thanks to the power of editing, they were up in the air and the teams that were on flight number two were just doing some old-school relaxing in the airport.
''Teams on flight two are doing some stuff!'' Don announced, putting into words that the actions that were just describing some hot-headed people causing fights where there didn't need to be one or just being themselves in general.
''What the hell is your problem?'' K' asked KO in an somewhat intimidating way, who just wanted a bagel with some seriously good raisins.
''I'm just trying to find a bagel.'' the kid with an headband explained, just trying to keep his hands where he can guard an attack.
''Shit, where do you find a bagel?''
''I don't know, there's no bagel shop around here.''
The airport definitely had a lot of resturants and the resturant that they managed to find was definitely some kind of deli, as there was definitely a lot of options on display for the teams to just get their own eats with their own money, as there was a lot of duos with more money that they didn't know how to spend.
''Well, I'll be damned...there's definitely a lot of options...and they have bagels.'' Maxima said, just happy to order one that was a little more plain.
''Well they are a tasty treat, so there's no problem there.'' Dendy added in and KO was just ordering one right away.
''Alright, I'll order one for all of you guys.'' KO said, carrying Maxima's hard earned dollars. ''Okay...''
The two teams were just grumbling and getting tasty treats, as they were really feeling the mood to just hang out.
In other news, some teams were fighting over some pointless stuff that didn't really matter and it was really obvious that the awkward-ness came from, as The Police Officers were just talking to The Zombie Fighters, a combination that was just very awkward just for personality reasons, let alone being cross-species.
''Okay, I have no idea what I'm doing.'' Judy reported to Nick, who was just hiding in some bushes to find something.
''Well, I feel the same way, anyways.'' Nick said, clearly trying to be on the look for something else.
The two of them were just trying to catch some good pictures, while they were attempting to follow Frank's advice.
''Can't we just take pictures...casually? This feels pretty weird.'' Judy said, insecure about her photo taking skills.
''Nah...anyone can be a photographer and you just need a good picture to be that-'' Frank replied, pretty casually.
''Honestly, I'd rather stick to arresting people.'' Judy stated, still a little scared.
''What about a journalist?'' Frank asked, as Nick was just taking his camera.
''I don't know I...''
''Holy shit, Nick...you're at good at this.''
Nick was just using Frank's camera to make some good pictures of Chuck just sitting on a bench...reading all of the latest news about the situations that were going down in Chicago.
''What the heck, Frank?'' Chuck asked from the bench. ''I'm just relaxing hard.''
Other teams were just trying their hardest to get to the airport on time, as they were litterally freaking out.
''SANS! We need to move so quickly that no-one will catch up to us!'' Papyrus shouted at his brother, trying to get his brother to be a little more motivated than he already was.
''So, we've gotta have fast bones, okay?'' Sans asked, getting the memom and also getting a pun into that sentence.
''...I dunno! But let's go fast!'' Papyrus shouted, before realizing something. ''We're the last team that's arrived here!''
The brothers actually went up to the booth to basically get their tickets and they still had some time left to get on the plane.
''We need two tickets to Nice, because we're very nice.'' Sans told the lady, who was now just in the process of printing them and not trying to cringe at the jokes that were ahead of them. ''You know, you should just go and wait.''
''Oh no...we need to get on the plane!'' Papyrus shouted, realizing the fact that the plane said now boarding.
Also, there was another team who needed to run as fast as they could, as Dante and Trish somehow managed to get tricked and soon, the two brothers were joining them too.
''Oh my god, it's the white haired guy!'' Papyrus exclaimed, not knowing his name. ''...And his awesome partner.''
''Look, I'm Dante, she's Trish...we got no time to explain!'' Dante shouted, worried about the flight as well.
Trish just raised an eyebrow, before realizing that she need to be fast.
''Shut up, Dante.'' She said, not pleased.
They had to move as fast as they could to possibly have a good chance of getting on the plane and of course, they managed to find the right terminal and the right gate and soon...
They were pretty much on the plane and they were at least relieved, even if Trish was just eyeing Dante for a good reason.
Also, the power to edit things was really strong, as the teams on flights number one, two and three were actually up in the air, even if they were different distances away from each other, but the teams on flight number four weren't even close to giving up easily.
''Teams on flights one, two and three have departed, which means that teams on flight number four wait it out!'' Don announced, as they were all just flying in the air to some extent, where that really mattered or not.
Also, they were in line to get their tickets to Nice, which was the closest airport to Monaco and they were just happy to get on their flights.
''Whoa, we just barely survived that round!'' Andie realized, as she was on the counter and just shocked in such a way that showed
''Us too! We were distracted by some ladies, but we got back on track!'' Hercule exclaimed.
''Wait, that's your big problem?'' Surly asked, just ready to mock them for being being woman-hungry.
''Buu knows that it stupid.'' Buu added, just dissapointing his friend.
Hercule sighed deeply, as it felt like that he was just getting mocked all around, even if he was able to win some people with his and his friend's strengths.
Either way, they were the last ones to get their tickets, as they just about managed to arrive at the time that they needed to arrive, as there was two teams that were pretty much sitting next to each other.
''Hey, Terry!'' Kensou notified loudly, just trying to look for a friend that was actually awake.
This woke up the street fighter in a such way that was just shocked, that he just kinda messed up his own neck.
''Hey, what gives?''
''Athena's 100% okay...I can't believe it!'' Kensou shouted to the airport.
Athena was just happy to be alive once again, even if she was going to have battle through more challenges like the ones she previously got sick on.
''Kensou, are you okay?'' Athena asked, a little scared of her friend's condition.
'''Yeah...I'm just happy that you're okay.'' Kensou said, a little bit tired.
Mary was just happy to see that there was no problems here, as she was just smiling as well, as they were about to do something that was a little bit friendly and a little bit competitive, as they both wanted to get back into the game.
''Well, at least everybody's okay.'' Mary said, just checking out from her phone. ''Honestly, let's make a promise to not lose this time!''
''Man, it's the small steps that count! I'm in!'' Terry shouted, ready to join the promise. ''Come on, we've got a flight to catch!''
Athena and Kensou were just a little stunned by what was going on, but one of them was just ready to do some old-school talking.
''Kensou, let's step this race up!'' Athena exclaimed happily, ready to train hard. ''We'll work as hard as we can to not lose!''
''Yeah!'' Kensou exclaimed loudly. ''What are we going to do?''
The two of them were just sure that they were going to have to do something to waste some time.
*Kensou's solo confessional*
Kensou and Athena were both just running up Bessle Coleman Drive, as they were just trying their hardest to keep it up to the next level.
''I swear there's nowhere to run and we can't fight in the airport, so we're just gonna run in some random places!'' Kensou exclaimed, as he was just keeping up with his girlfriend. ''Maybe, Athena will see how I can running.''
*confessional runs off into the distance*
''Well, the first 25 teams arrive at Nice, which has the closest airport to Monaco!'' Don announced.
It didn't matter that the bus could only have sixty two seats, as the train that they were able to get on had enough seats for a hundred and twenty teams and once they were off the train, it was definitely a good day to have a Ridonculous Race, as the sun was very out and the water was looking pretty blue.
''Alright, see you guys from the finish line!'' Sonic shouted, smugly.
''Yeah, we're gonna get binoculars and use them!'' Knuckles exclaimed.
Even though Knuckles was twice as big as Sonic, he was still able to find his inner speed master to just sprint as fast as the blue blur could.
''Second place's pretty good...for us.'' Clark said, getting a glare from Josee.
''Second place is never good for anything! You don't win!'' Jacques shouted at the lieutenant, who didn't care. ''And-''
''Sometimes, you have to make compromises.'' Chun-Li stated, which was a fact of life. ''Well, that stepped them into gear.''
The Ice Dancers and The Fast Friends were pretty much the only ones that were actually gunning for the lead, while others were actually just walking and stratergising.
''So, alliance thingy! What's up?'' Eggman asked, just wanting to be hip with his alliance. ''You've been doing a lot of stuff?''
''Doctor...man, I haven't been doing that much.'' Smee replied, being chill about the alliance. ''I don't know...something.''
The alliance talk was definitely going smoothly, as they all had no idea what they wanted to talk about except for Stromboli, who was just mad that he didn't go to this country.
''What the hell, Don?! This is the best country ever and you don't do this first?'' Stromboli suggest angrily. ''I put my circus here and I got drunk...I made a ton of money!''
''Is he drunk or something?'' Eggman asked, genuinely confused.
''Why aren't we stepping lively, boys!'' Hook commanded at the alliance, who was- ''I got no time to waste and we've got to win together!''
''Aye aye, cap'n!'' Smee exclaimed, as the two of them were off.
The rest of them soon followed in their wake, as the remaining teams were actually just trying to run as fast as they could.
Hilariously, they managed to trip over each other to touch Don Box and the box was just straight up on the ground.
''Well, here it is!'' Sonic shouted, before Gwen slammed down the button on the Don Box.
Gwen and Leshawna were the first ones to get the original surprise, as they were both sure that this was the only challenge.
''The Monaco Mess? It's an four way Either-Or?'' Gwen asked in confusion.
Little did they know, that it could be completed quickly or very slowly.
To be continued in Part 2, where four challenges from Monaco combine together to be the biggest Either-Or challenge that the show has seen...and it's going to be something special!