The Super Ridonculous Race!
Episode 3: The Monaco Mess!
Part 3: Battling Around Monaco!
Yes, it's still 93 teams and yeah, the wait between parts is getting longer...mostly because the parts are also getting longer and slightly more imprvoed, depending on what perspective you were using!
Some of the more questionable teams were just trying their hardest to draw a conclusion to this challenge and one of the teams' smarts were just making them surprised.
''Finally, I'm done!'' Tails exclaimed, as he was feeling the effort pay off and obviously, the lady just gave him a coin for the moment. ''The challenges are linked in some form!''
''So, are we going to do something exciting. Because I'd like to do something cool!'' Zooey happily shouted, as she was just excited to do something cooler.
Tails and Zooey also noticed that Eggman and Boxman were just blowing through this challenge with one special technique, as the robotics were being used hard.
''Is this cheating?'' Ally asked, as Eggman was just being helped. ''What is this?''
''It's an exploit!'' Eggman shouted, as he noticed that the other teams were just looking at him like he was cheating. ''Seriously, this is going to be one long challenge.''
Boxman was just rolling his eyes, as he was just offering his own advice.
''Well, yeah, you're going to make sure that this challenge is definitely worth the time..because that last challenge was mediocre.''
Tom was just not happy that he was just doing the drawing, as Jen was definitely not happy with the results.
''Er, science guys? Can you, like, help me?'' Jen asked, trying to get a easy ride to some sorts after struggling with the challenge.
''Now that would be cheating!'' Eggman exclaimed, just excited to do some cheating and Jen was just wanting some advice on the art.
''Hey, I just trying to get an second opinion." Jen was just sighing in confusion
''You're joking, right? The egg doesn't do requests!''
Eggman was just making his hands somehow draw quickly, as Boxman was just sure that his scientist friend was just going to get some results.
As most of the teams that were here to draw were, surprise, surprise, drawing their way through the challenge, some of them were decided to do some pretty risky things.
''Can I just take some of these beatitful flowers?'' Sly asked, still not convicing the agent about his risky moves. ''For a certain beatitful foxy lady?''
Carmelita just ignored him, as she was just fully focused on the ''enemy'' that was in front of her and the enemy that was also just in front of her.
''Is that a no I can hear?'' Sly asked, as Carmelita just told him loud and clear.
''You'd still to go to jail at the end of this.''
*Sly's confessional*
''So, I'm trying to win this challenge, because I know what's up with this country, you see...I'd rather not say it, because I'm on TV.'' The raccoon said, as he was just to discuss some random thievery.
*confessional end*
Meanwhile, Kaio was just taking some time to draw, as this giant challenge was more similar to Either-or mixed with a Botch-or-Watch, as he just wanted his mom to know that his drawings were good.
''Well, it would take a long time to draw the plants accurately, although we may actually complete the challenge. I guess do it roughly wouldn't be a problem, right?'' Dendy asked, as she was just analysing her options, but Kaio had already picked one. ''Kaio, I...have no idea what to say.''
''Well, yeah. Sometimes, you just don't know.'' Kaio said, being focused on the reference and the drawing.
The teams that were in Monaco were having a rough time, as they were all sure that this battle was going to be pretty ridiculous, as some of the more ranbunctious teams were having a ranbunctious time on the karting challenge, which was just having a fighting problem.
''I know I'm not going to hear the end of this, but I'm sure that the contestants are having a fun time.'' Don said, as he was just on the phone.
The karters were trying as hard as they could, as the walls had actual barriers on them and the worst of them were just bumping off all of them and their teammates were not happy about it.
''Well, we just have to drive and we should be home free, right?'' Josee asked, very smugly.
''But, the handling is really messed up on those things.'' Judy said, a little concerned about the kart. ''This is the hard challenge for sure!''
''Are you sure?''
''Yeah...you dance on ice. I have to drive for my job and I have to actually do some hard work, while you...dance on ice?''
''Wow, I'm very broken by those mean-''
The girl fight was interrupted by a cry that wasn't good, as the two of them were just slightly dissapointed by their partner's skills, as there was a lot of players that were just trying to wreck each other.
Morty wasn't one of them, as he just about managed to pass and Rick was just trying to find a drink to celebrate, as Morty was just genuinely happy to just give him a ride.
''Fuck yeah, these guys aren't ready for me!'' Rick yelled, making sure that everybody was mad.
''Well, you're not wrong...my partner also aced it.'' MacArthur exclaimed. ''You know what...I'm ready!''
Soon enough, Morty and Sanders came back to see a rare sight, as Jacques was just off again and the drunk scitentist and the rough cop were just ready to spar off.
''Yeah, yeah, you know I've never been not *urp* drunk for like...too much time and, uh, I feel like a shitty man.'' Rick said, just not convincing MacArthur.
''You know alcohol addiction is a terrible thing, right?'' Sanders asked, not budging.
''Well, I don't give a shit.''
Sanders, Morty, Rick and MacArthur were pretty much running to the next challenge at this point, as the 2 teams were just prepared to do some special arguing about nothing.
''Hey, so what are you going to do?'' Morty asked, just wanting some insight.
''Just find some random challenge and beat it.'' MacArthur said, as it was her turn to do one and Morty just a little surprised.
''Yeah, great move, it's not like everybody's going to pass you.''
''Really? It's probably one of my weakest ones and it's probably going to ruin my chances of winning.''
''Well, I-'
''Step it up, we're also done!'' Jacques shouted, as he was just trying to push through the challenge.
The other teams were actually just very surprised that the Ice Dancers managed to get through all of the craziness and Josee was just keeping up her smile.
''Well, we made it seem easy.'' Josee told the rest of them, arrogantly.
''Come on, it's actually really hard!'' Katie protested, as Sadie was just on the racetrack.
*Jacques' confessional*
''I don't know how I managed to get a time of 89 seconds, but you know what I think is impressive?'' Jacques said, still keeping up that smile. ''I managed to avoid the all of the teams that crashed!''
Josee was just still smiling, as she knew that she would be a good candidate for the top three.
*confessional's over done*
Sonic and Knuckles were actually trying to beat Tails and Zooey, as they were both just trying to get their best times midst all of the chaos and it was really obvious, that they were straight going for speed.
''Let's kick it into overdrive!'' Sonic shouted, as he just managed make sure that his friend was definitely following Tails' advice
''Alright, let's get those seconds shaved off!'' Zooey exclaimed, just ready to do some dodging.
Sonic and Zooey knew that they were going to have to just bring their speed up, as they were not only flooring, but they were both just trying their hardest to keep their momentum around the corner just by using momentum.
In the end, Sonic's team got 80 seconds, while Tails' team got 82 seconds, but it was time for both teams to go their seperate ways, as others keep on sucking.
''Eh, what's with the chaos?'' Sans asked, almost sarcastically.
''Sans, this chaos is very crazy!'' Papyrus was just trying to avoid all of the contestants that were turning back, as he was just swerving left and right.
''Yeah, it's going very good...monsieur.'' Spy said, genuinely, as he managed to stop the car.
Hank was just trying to watch his son kart as hard as he could, as Phil was basically doing the same thing to Jack, who was a little confused at how he was able to drive heard.
Some other teams were actually trying their hardest to make sure that they were able to win the second challenge.
''Wow, this isn't going to be good.'' Clark noted, as Cammy and Brick were done with the challenge. ''Seriously, this is going to be one awkward battle!''
''Well, I'm glad your friend is definitely enjoying it.'' Cammy said, just happy to see Ralf in such a good mood.
''I can predict that Mario's going to win this challenge...it's really obvious.'' Dawn stated, just ready to move on from the challenge.
''He's a karting master. That's really obvious.''
''But don't let that stop you from trying. I predict that he has a flaw.''
Clark was just a little astounded that the girls were actually telling facts that he already knew, as he was just more focused on listening to them, but he was just waiting for his friend to own it.
Brick and Dawn were back and they were just running to choose the next challenge, as the other two were just talking amongst each other.
''Anyways, Clark, what do you do?'' Cammy asked, just wanting to know some things.
''I just do a lot of crazy and classified missions...well, I get paid to protect a lot of people...I think it-''
Suddenly, their teammates were back and they were readier than ever to do their own things.
The first few teams to do some finishing, as they were all sure that they were prepared to do some of the strongest running that they could really do, as the trio was just trying their hardest to perfecting their best run.
''And it's The Ice Dancers against the Bad Couple against the Evil Geniuses...clearly the good guys are out on vacation or something, because we're missing a few!'' Don announced, making sure that none of the bad teams could hear what he could say.
Unluckily, there was a couple of evil geniuses there that was able to do some hearing, as Eggman just stopped for the insult that didn't meant that much.
''What, do you want more good guys in the competition?'' Eggman asked, as Don's unintentional tactics was making the host a target. ''Because I'm not one!''
''Can we just-'' Boxman dragged him for half a second and then...
...as Jacques and Josee was actually just jumping into the Chill Zone with a great leap...
...and as Alejandro and Heather were running their hardest on the sand...
...and as Tails and Zooey were actually just hopping over the fence to just impress the crowd, the race for first was going to end pretty soon...
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...''Well, it's hard to argue that the Ice Dancers are in first, but The Foxes get a great second place position!''
Josee were actually just celebrating as hard as she could and Jacques was just happy that he'd managed to get first place so early in the crazy competition.
''The gold is ours...sorta!'' Josee shouted happily, as she was still jumping around and Tails was just looking at her exxagrated happiness with a hint of empathy. ''Now, tomorrow, we're going to do it again!''
''I'm just happy for her, as she's just happy for the win.'' the yellow fox guy said, as he was just preparing his goggles.
Zooey was just ready to let bygones be bygones, as she was just chilling on the beach with Jacques' smug face, getting ready to just hang out hard.
''So, Jacques, are you alright?''
''Yeah...I just wanted to know that I'm happy to win with my skills.'' Jacques exclaimed, as his fake humility was just making Zooey almost puke.
''Wow, I'm glad that you won.''
''Third goes to the evil geniuses and fourth goes to the baddest couple!''
Third place was just throwing something at Josee, who was already prepared for it...even if Eggman didn't really care that much about it, as the beach was definitely troubled by the battle that was about to ensue.
''You're joking, right?'' Heather asked, as Eggman wasn't getting the intent right.
Soon, the scientist was just getting hit by a couple of hard rocks, as they managed to hit his now cracked glasses and he was definitely feeling ambivolent about that rock throw.
''ARGH-'' Eggman almost growled, before Boxman just slapped him in the face.
''We don't have time for that nonsense!'' Boxman told him loudly, as all of the other teams watched.
*The Ice Dancers' confessional*
''Hah, always first, always winning and always prepared, at this point, we'll be making sure that we're on top of the podium, right, Jacques?'' Josee asked in such a positive way.
''Huh?'' Jacques said. ''I'd though you'd never notice.''
The two of them were exchanging...something hidden, as the cameras switched to another team.
*The Foxes' confessional*
''The chances of this going bad was pretty high. I'm glad that I wasn't the target of it, because I might have done something to Alejandro's face mid-flight.'' Zooey told Tails, who was just shaking his head.
''Wait, you did it?!'' Tails yelled, actually feeling two contradicting emotions. ''You're joking for sure, right?''
Tails was just moving away suddenly.
*Boxman and Alejandro's confessional*
Boxman was just actually angry at his partner, but Alejandro was definitely a little bit happier than before.
''How am I going to explain to the boss?'' Boxman fretted, as he was just scratching his half-head of hair. ''Alejandro, I don't care-''
''Just tell half of the truth and she won't know a thing...'' Alejandro said, as Boxman was definitely out of his sight. ''Don't worry, I've got a purpose for him in the future...I just need to do make him drop his guard.''
''Well, I still can hear you!'' Boxman yelled, alerting the Spaniard about whatever he said.
*The confessional's end is kinda near*
1st: The Ice Dancers (Jacques & Josee)
2nd: The Foxes (Tails & Zooey)
3rd: The Evil Geniuses (Eggman & Boxman)
4th: The Bad Couple (Heather & Alejandro)
The 51 teams were actually battling in Monaco and it wasn't a pretty sight for the people that were just watching the challenges, let alone the contestants that were just trying to get some examples for how to own the challenge and Fry and Bender wasn't one of the teams that were doing, as the bendy robot was just shouting hard.
''Yeah, that's right, I'm talking to all of you people that are just trying to get the best cheap beer on the planet! You want to find the best for not that much! Well, I swear I'm not stalling-'' Bender stalled, as the actor and Fry were impressed by it. ''Fuck-''
''Well, we're on TV, so we kinda can't swear.'' Fry said, as though he was dissapointed at the censoring and actually gave a crap.
Fry and Bender were actually running on, as they were all sure that they were prepared for the battle ahead.
Ryo managed to hit it on the nose, as he was definitely feeling his inner fear, as Ron was just trying to be cool, confindent and calm and he tried hard enough to get the coin, Maguro was just trying to cry, but he couldn't cry.
''Dang, I guess I couldn't do it.'' Maguro said, still having that confindent smile. ''Seriously, Sig, you should act.
''But, I'm super monotone and I feel like I just woke up.'' Sig said, as his two heterochromatic eyes was still looking pretty tired.
''Still, that doesn't mean you have to give up.''
''...Isn't this your challenge?!''
''Uhhhh...'' Maguro said, just making his bowl cut scruffier, as Dante was just butting in. ''Yo, demon guy, what's up?''
''Just trying to save your guy from pussying out.'' Dante told him, as the two of them were actually staying pretty cool and the two of them were actually just happy to do some waiting.
Shen was just trying to yell his hardest, as Kukri was ready to leak this footage out to the big wide world, but something slightly strange happened.
''What the hell just happened!'' Shen yelled, as his voice accidently cracked mid-sentence.
All was looking pretty quiet, as Shen was just ready to bring some of the best punches that they could do it in the best way, especially since that Kukri was still recording it, Pete was just getting tired of waiting and Gwen was just not ready.
Gwen was definitely trying to get out of a reality show rut, as she was just portraying someone that was just vitcimized by a cruel man and she passed.
Pete was doing something kind of similar to a scam artist, as back home, he was definitely good at doing this kind of thing and he was crying his heart out.
Kukri was just still trying to upload the video, as Shen's voice was starting to give out a little bit.
Stromboli was actually drunk on nothing, as his balance was pretty unsteady in the current moment and his partner was just done with trying to make sense of whatever else was happening.
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Rad and Enid were actually prepared to do some stuff, as they were just trying to fight hard on with his amazing fists, as they were ready to speak another language and Sanders and MacArthur were pretty much in the same situation.
Only things were a lot more pressuring.
''Mr. Don-io is going to flip-io out, if I don't get the coin-io!'' MacArthur yelled, just ready to do it loudly.
''Hey...just give us the coins, please. I know you don't want to do this.'' Enid said, genuinely relaxed.
The two of them were actually just getting their coins and just to be sure that it was the real deal, they flipped it quickly.
''Yeah, wait!'' Both of the botchers shouted at the same time.
''How did you get here so quickly?'' MacArthur asked.
''Because I can run fast...he's just alright.'' Enid replied.
The three ladies and one guy was very confindent that they'd reach the chill zone, especially since their energy was ridiculously high and their passion to win just as elevated.
The tough cop and the careless ninja were just looking at each other with their game faces, as they were both just happy to see that their coins were the real deal.
There was several teams that wanted to do their thing inside the store, but they were just a little
More teams were actually arriving at the finish line, as the sun was actually just starting to go down a little bit, as the afternoon was just getting started and Don was looking very tanned.
''Nice tan, host guy.'' Ralf commented, as Don was looking a little bit darker than before.
''Thanks. You're in fifth place!'' Don announced. ''You should be proud...or something.''
''You're very welcome.'' Clark was just trying to get behind the fact that Sonic was definitely about to come, if the random wind didn't already signal the blue blur was arriving. ''Wow, this is going to be pretty windy.''
Sonic and Knuckles were actually just running as hard to somewhere else, but they were definitely messing up the place with their high speed and scaring the other contestants with their sprinting.
The three teams that were actually now coming were pretty sure that first place was taken, but that didn't stop them from bringing some trash talking to the plate.
''Well, I can't believe it's you guys.'' Gwen said, forgoing the trash.
''Your chances of losing is pretty real!'' MacArthur exclaimed, as she was just rubbing her sweaty forehead off.
''Yep, it's looking pretty real.'' Enid said, pretty casually, as she was just running with her friend to make sure that Rad was still on a equal level.
''I don't mind being eighth.'' Rad guessed, trying to be casual about his new position, as it was only the third round for him.
''MacArthur, Sanders, you're in sixth, Gwen and Leshawna, you're in seventh, Rad and Enid, you're in eighth place!'' Don announced, as the teams were coming in that order and he was just still doing his job. ''Honestly, I'd never thought that these three would be part of the top ten!''
The three teams were just ignoring him, as they were all sure that Don was about to talk about some random nonsense...that just happened to be this round of the Ridonculous Race.
''The Ice Dancers win this round, but who's going to lose it. Certainly not the eight duos that have already arrived, but it could be the guys on flight number three and four or the teams that aren't at the Chill Zone! Just keep on watching/reading The Super Ridonculous Race!''
The next team was definitely arriving, as they were just feeling the mood, but Don just told them to stop for obvious reasons.
To be continued in Part 4, where questions such as these will be answered!
Will the teams from Flight 4 actually arrive in Monaco?
Will teams from Flight 3 actually get on the first flight?
And is checking the real coins important?
Who cares, because-
The finishing teams that were actually done with the Monaco Mix-up:
1st: The Ice Dancers (Jacques & Josee)
2nd: The Foxes (Tails & Zooey)
3rd: The Evil Geniuses (Eggman & Boxman)
4th: The Bad Couple (Heather & Alejandro)
5th: The Mercenaries (Ralf & Clark)
6th: The Police Officers (MacArthur & Sanders)
7th: The Reality Show Heroes (Gwen & Leshawna)
8th: The Bodega Workers (Rad & Enid)
77 teams will continue the race and 2 will go home and officially be called losers by the host, even if they are all losers in some form!
Yes, there's now 93 teams...I can't count that well.