Super Ridonculous Race
Episode 4: Special Jamaican Heat!
Part 1: That Jamaican Way!
Author's note: Sorry for the kinda long wait for this chapter! It's just that the challenges aren't really finalised yet...as in, there's two possible challenges that involves some athletics and the use of steel drums to do something!
All I know is that this part isn't really going to do anything much other than just let the characters interact, because after that, is some challenges and some other teams arrive at the location, which might involve some running.
In Monaco, there was a lot of issues that were happening, as Don was just ready to do some more hosting, especially since he had a recap to do.
''Last time on the Super Ridonculous Race, our remaining 87 teams got up to some hijinks in Monaco, as there was the four-in-one challenge, but it's a lot more than that!''
The four villainous teams that were just stuck together.
''The only alliance was stuck together...the kart challenge was a mistake in the making and the winners were the Ice Dancers, hilariously enough!''
Jacques and Josee were just both jumping for joy, as the karters were definitely fighting each other.
''After some chaos that was mostly isolated to the karting challenge and the safety was great, some teams were ready to fight, while others fought and some other teams weren't even ready to fight!''
Clips were shown of Coachman and Von Karma preparing for a battle, Shen and Gai fighting in their second challenge and Phil being bumped into the wall.
''Of course, the team that's going to get me sued and the dumb roomates are leaving and one of them will not be missed at all...I'm talking about the room mates!''
Gintoki and Kagura were just seen shouting their butts in the confessional and in Monaco and Chris and Zach was just seen worrying hard about the karts and the two of them coming to terms with their elimination.
"Either way, today's a new day, we're going to get some new losers and we've got a hot new leg...in the Super Ridonculous Race!'' Don was just genuinely done with the recap, as his teeth smiled.
And the whole intro just got itself started, as Don was just done with the introduction.
The first place team were smiling for real, as Don was just ready to get this thing started, especially since there was a lot of teams that were still behind.
''Last time...we ended it on Monaco's Plage Larvotto, the only beach on Monaco and today, the Ice Dancers are ready to get it started on this beatitful beach!''
Jacques and Josee were just excited for the next location, no matter what it was, as they were pretty much ready for the confessional that was coming ahead.
*The Ice Dancers' confessional*
''We've won in the olympics fairly! So, we're going to win gold here fairly!'' Jacques was just enthusiastic about this competition. ''Josee, you look a little angry. Is there something wrong?''
''No, of course not.'' Josee said simply, as though the smile never left her face. ''Let's win it for our country!''
*Confessional cut*
The two were just a little bit happy to get the ball rolling and they pushed that ball while reading that tip.
''The country that's known for heat, relaxation and good vibes?'' Jacques read. ''Jamaica!''
Don, of course, had something prepared for the moment, as the slideshow got started and he was just feeling right enough to make it work.
''The most known and the third biggest Caribbean island, Jamaica is an very interesting country, as it holds the origin of reggae, peri peri spice and it also contains many professional runners and many beach resorts.''
The host was just feeling chill about this thing, as he was just explaining this at the locations themselves.
''The 25 teams will ride a coach to Aeroport de Nice, where each flight will depart 30 minutes apart to Norman Manley Airport, which is where the first Don Box is at!''
*The Former Cadets' confessional*
''It would make sense if this was an All-Star season, but there's only been three previous races? How are we back?'' Sanders asked, still not sure how she got-
''Come on, Sanders. We're just really popular and really awesome.'' MacArthur stated like it was a matter of fact.
''Anyways, I'll keep a look on the Ice Dancers and you'll keep a look on those evil guys.''
*Confessional cut*
The 25 or so teams were actually just getting on that plane, as that was actually going to leave pretty soon, as Don said...
''25 teams board the first plane, as it leaves pretty darn soon...and the Adult Best Friends suffer a bit of hangover from some bad beer.''
Fry and Bender were just running to the plane, as it was actually counting down pretty damn quickly and the hangover wasn't stopping them from blowing the whole race wide open and potentially being in the lead.
''What was in that beer?'' Fry asked, struggling to run fast.
''Stuff!'' Bender was just fine.
''What kind of stuff!?''
''It was cheap beer, man!''
Fry was just feeling the hangover still, as Bender was just running towards the plane.
''And they're off...with the hangover guy in tow.'' Fry was just shown trying to recover. ''The flight takes 8 hours, so it should be enough time for Fry to get a rest and for the others just do talk strategically!''
Gwen and Heather were just squaring up to each other, as they were accidently sat up on the same row, as their partners were just having an just slightly less uncomfortable time.
Thanks to some somewhat malicious seat placing, the two teams were definitely just uncomfortable.
''Who the heck sat us between each other?'' Gwen was just confused.
''Gwen, I'm going to make sure that you never sit next to me again.'' Heather was just huffed.
''Geez, you're still a drama queen.''
''And you're still pretending to be goth!''
The two of them were not even happy with this strange result and Leshawna and Alejandro were in a very awkward position, as they wanted to make sure that their own team was better than ever.
''You have no idea how much I want your girl and my girl to shut up.'' Leshawana pretty had nothing to do. ''No offense.''
''Honestly, Heather's scream isn't exactly a pleasant sound.'' Alejandro was just feeling oddly relaxed. ''Although, her strategies are definitely worth it!''
''I ain't scared of your moves and your skills
''Well, you're definitely a formidable team together.''
Suddenly, Karamatsu was just coming in on the hottest girl in the aisle...as he was just coming on in an angry Heather, that was just done with Gwen's shenanigans and her fist was prepared.
''Hey, Karamatsu Girl!'' The guy definitely had a strange fanclub. ''Alright, so you're a beautitiful lady with a beatitful personality.''
''I bet you mean my boobs.'' Heather was almost rolling her eyes.
''Yep-'' Jyushimatsu was just dragging his brother back to the seats. ''-I'm not ready to give up.''
''Okay.'' Jyushimatsu was just not ready to see his brother to steal a girl.
In other news, Sonic, Knuckles, Rad and Enid were actually teaming up to make an awkward alliance that consisted of slightly heroic people and they needed a third team for dumb reasons.
''Alright, every alliance needs a third team to be bigger, right?'' Sonic asked, as Enid was just busy with important stuff that was pivotal.
''Right.'' Enid was typing important stuff.
''So, we're just gonna-'' Sonic was just looking at MacArthur seriously.
''-get us to be in your heroic team and kick some major butt? Heck yeah!'' MacArthur was just happy to be in an alliance.
''I can dig that.'' Knuckles was just feeling chill about his addition.
The three teams were now joined together awkwardly, as the whole plane had something in the back of their minds that would become really obvious later.
*Rad's ripped confessional*
''Obviously, this is going to be the best alliance of all time? I mean, I'm in it, so it's gotta be the greatest by far and our strats are going to be amazing!'' the green alien was just showing off. ''Seriously, I am good.''
Enid got in a quick poke, showing who was the real leader was.
*Knuckles' own confessional*
''Man, this is so intense that my tension...muscles are tensing up even further! Does that make sense, because I don't really care!'' Knuckles was just interrupting some people's sleep.
''Can you keep it down? Other people are on the plane you know.'' a random customer shouted, unintenionally doing the same thing.
*confessional cut*
Either way, the power of editing was strong enough to make sure that things are actually a lot faster, as the second flight and the third flights were actually up in the air and they were definitely scoring some stupid moves.
''On flight two, the team with the biggest comeback discuss some stuff, along with a few guys!'' Don was just saying. ''The lack of strategy ain't a problem here, though.''
''Seriously, this is going to be cool! We're going from Monaco to Jamaica...in two days!'' Ally was just trying to keep it hype.
''Yeah and we could kick some ass too!'' Terry added in, just making the superstar feel a little bit awkward.
''...That, too.''
As Terry and Ally was just being slightly rambunctious, Austin and Mary, weirdly enough, were just having a bit of a calm talk.
''Anyways, so what's up?'' Austin was just getting pictures taken of him.
''You know, I'm just travelling around the world and racing against you guys.'' Mary was just feeling relaxed about this craziness.
''Aw, cool, we're both doing the same thing!''
''Sweet! I really just wanna chill from being a huge popstar...let's just say it's a crazy world.''
Mary just kinda opened her own eyes wide, as Austin was just sure that this took an pretty awkward turn, as Terry and Ally were just genuinely happy to do some random things.
*The Singer-Songwriters' confessional*
*confessional end*
''Flight three may have started flying, but the fourth flight is still grounded, as the 20 losers have to deal with a watch that shows the time and the fact that they almost lost.''
''Cat, we need to step it up hard!'' Sam was just angry as hell.
''But we got free watches!'' Cat was just checking the time accurately.
''That doesn't mean we need to step it up-holy moly, it changed the time.''
''Yeah, that's what I mean!''
''Cool...er, still need to not lose.''
As Sam and Cat were actually just discussing some dumb matters, Tomo was just raring for a fight, as she was accidently boxing someone in the face.
''Seriously, can you guys chill for a second?'' Itsuki asked, as he didn't want to get hit again.
''Sorry about that, but I want to fight somebody for real.''
''...What?''
''Yeah, but that's what I want to do!''
''Then why did you punch me?''
The two of them were not really happy to see that things were definitely taking a turn for the worse, as there was a bunch of people that were just watching...including some responsible contestants.
As the two teams were just straight having a bad time, the rest of them were just waiting for their flight paitently, as there was something big at hand.
*The High School Runners' confessional*
''Hey, listen, if we get arrested, it's actually your fault!'' Kagura was just being very rambunctious. ''Trust me, it is!''
''But what if it's not?'' Tomo was just pondering the obvious.
''That's a really good question...but right now, it's not the right question.''
''Really?''
*The High-Speed Drifters' confessional*
''What you did even get into?'' Takumi asked, as he was just genuinely confused.
''I don't know...I got punched in the face!'' Itsuki was just close to just getting his face checked.
''Don't worry...''
Itsuki was just looking up to his friend like he was about say something.
''...I'm just gonna get you checked.''
*The Secret Agents' confessional*
''Wow, these teams are definitely making me scared for my life...well, at least some of them.'' Kitty was just commenting on the insanity that was happening. ''Seriously, someone should report this to the...Dudley?''
''Yeah, there's like two teens sorta fighting, but they weren't fighting. It's just kinda like a girl hit a guy in the head, which was super crazy.'' The dog was just badly describing the assualt that was happening.
*Confessional cut*
The four flights are just battling hard, as the first one were actually landing in the airport and already, the title was definitely warranted, it was pretty much a heat fest.
Gwen and Leshawna's hair were frizzing, but they were too busy to deal with it, so they were just stuck with this hair.
''So you're gonna tell me that this ain't gonna be easy?'' Leshawna was just not in the mood.
''Yeah, because I'm here.'' Sonic was just boasting hard, while walking backwards.
''I don't care about you, blue hedgehog! This humidity is just crazy.''
''Oh, that...makes sense.''
Gwen, Leshawna, Sonic and Knuckles were actually walking to the taxi rank along with other teams that were just either running along easily in the sun, but others were definitely prepared for the weather.
Sonic and Leshawna were both just not happy about this humidity, as this was just excaberated by the other teams that were just wearing clothes that were not right for the weather.
However, there was a few exceptions, as the former cadets and mercenaries are going all in on the taxi trouble, as all of the taxis could definitely take four Ridonculous racers and they were just putting their energy into it.
''Well, as you guys attempt to try to be the fastest, you guys are going to learn from some young guys in an athletics center in Jamaica.'' Ralf read the tip, as he was well on his way to get moving.
''As the teams attempt to find an athletics center, some teams were actually well on their way to that place.''
''Alright, we got the tips!'' Clark exclaimed, as the two teams were just ready to-
''TAX-AY!'' MacArthur and Ralf both yelled at the same time.
The two of them were in incredibly hot competition, as the sweat was ridiculously obvious and Sanders' deodourant was starting to get a little bit odd.
And they both hopped in the same taxi.
''Geez, Sanders? What's with the smell?'' MacArthur was just smelling her pits.
''Deodourant mixed with odour...does it really matter, though?''
''Not really.'' Clark stated matter-of-factly. ''Honestly, I'm more concerned about the ridiculous humidity...that's here for some reason.''
''Yeah, I don't remember it being on the weather report.'' Sanders had the tip in hand.
But there was a lot more that was happening with the 21 remaining duos that were attempting to shout their way out of the airport, as Jacques and Josee were given the gold medal treatment and their own taxi and Ryo and Yuri also hopped in.
''Snakes.'' Yuri told Josee.
''Wannabe swans.''
Ryo and Jacques just didn't really say anything.
The other major teams were actually just straight up arguing over unimportant stuff, as in between the calls of the taxis, the two alliances were actually clashing...sorta.
''Alright, we got a taxi!'' Knuckles shouted, as Tails was just ready to step in there.
Rad just stopped the foxes from actually getting in there, as he and Enid jumped into the taxi, as quickly as possible.
''Oh my god, you alliance guys.''
''What's your problem?'' Of course, the guys with the big muscles were just being playful.
Enid and Sonic were just looking at each other with dissapointment.
''Yep, this is gonna be awesome.'' Enid had a small smile on her face.
The others were definitely a lot more ''excitable'' to say the least, as the Stepbrother had an hidden technique that would blow the world away and not even the police officers were expecting this.
''Are you insane? A move like that could endanger your life!'' Edgeworth was just shouting at the young adult, who was just stepping his foot onto the road.
Then he looked to his partner, who was just using her whip and the prosecutor didn't really have a serious look on this race.
''I just don't get how reality show races makes everyone more risky.''
''Don't worry about it, we've got a taxi and we're ready to do some athletics!'' Von Karma was clear as hell about that, as the prosecutors and the cruel seniors were paired up. ''And our competition's in the back.''
The taxis were just driving off pretty fast, as almost of all of the teams were getting a good ride...except for Kim and Ron, who had to chase their taxi down due to a smooth move by Mortimers.
''Are the alliances going to clash? Are the taxi's paint jobs going to get scratched?''
Sonic's taxi and Eggman's taxi was just being ridiculously close and the white drivers were actually ridiculously scared of coming so close.
''Is there even a hint of love between some of the awesome-est teams?''
Tails and Zooey were just struggling to talk to each other, as Kaio and Dendy were just looking at them like they needed to solve a bit of a problem.
''Is there going to be more exciting things up next...yes, because that's up next!'' Don yelled, as he was just doing a quick transition. ''What's the first challenge? I know, because it's The Super Ridonculous Race!''
To be continued in Part 2, where the first challenge gets revealed...which is related to Jamaica's enthusiasm of athletics!