Super Ridonculous Race
Episode 4: Special Jamaican Heat!
Part 2: Going Jerk Speed!
Fun Fact: Well, the title's an reference to the spice mix that actually originates from Africa, but everybody knows it to be created in Jamaica, even if it's used in many African countries!
Anyways, here's the first challenge and it's definitely going to be Sonic's jam, if the running had any indication!
And there might seven parts to this episode, because of this part being so short and it doesn't really help that despite taking about half a month to come out, it's only 3,100 words long!
Of course, the first two teams to arrive at the athletics center also known as the would the first two teams to hop into the taxi, but it was definitely going to be a close one, as there was a lot of teams that were actually arriving on the scene.
''Alright, let's get back on track!'' Ralf was just ready to do it.
''Okay?'' Sanders was just a little unsure.
The two leading teams were definitely being followed, as there was some taxis that were pretty much arriving at the same exact time, but they were going a lot faster than usual.
As in one of the taxis almost crashed into the Don Box with how fast it was going and it pretty much got everyone's attention.
''Wow, this driver's crazy good at his job.'' Chet was just excited for the next challenge. ''I mean we didn't even die!''
''You make it sound like he was just driving badly.'' Lorenzo was just crossing his own arms in confidence.
''...Damn.'' Fry was just hyped by the awesome driving. ''How about you drive that?''
''Nah, I wouldn't drive that good.'' Bender was just giving a real tip to the drive.
The two of them were actually really willing to just see what the challenge and the Kid Heroes just grabbed the Don Box, as Kaio just jumped up slightly and snatched the tip.
''Okay, so it's an random botch, so it's my turn!'' Kaio just high-fived the tip with Dendy, as the ten-year heroes-in-training were just letting the others snatch a tip.
''Jerk Speed! The member that orignally grabbed the tip will have to do these three running-based challenges, the first challenge is just a simple hundred-meter sprint and the second challenge adds hurdles to the mix and the last challenge is the triple jump event-''
The special challenges were actually getting introduced, by none other than the obvious host that was just really willing to make sure that this was the highest quality introduction of ever.
''-And the they will have to do it against some kinda strict standards
The guy was showing around the decent quality athletics center that had actually gathered a crowd of Jamaicans that were just here to have some fun times and to see a show being filmed live.
''Do all those right and this Jamaican girl is just going to give the passing teams their tip!''
The crowd wasn't really that packed, but it was definitely an on-day, as they were here for athletics.
Well, the crowd wasn't really there anymore, as the stands were about to be filled with teams that were going do this awesome challenge the first team to just grab the tip were against the clock.
''Alright, Kaio, it's not that hard...you just have to get a time under twenty-two seconds.'' Dendy stated, just wanting to reassure.
''It is that hard!'' Sonic was just smug about this challenge, accidently motivating the kid heroes.
Kaio wasn't a small boy that was about to cry at every little obstacle, but he was definitely small and his bravery was big, so he was just bringing that run as fast as possible.
''You should wear shoes, little guy!'' Gwen just wanted to shout some advice to the young kid, but it just made him go even faster. ''...er...did I do something wrong?''
''Possibly.'' Dendy was just not sure.
''Well, come on, little dude!'' Rad cheered Kaio on, as the little guy was going pretty fast.
Kaio was genuinely going at speed, as there was more runners that were just waiting for him to get through the challenge and the timer was just genuinely counting down.
Many other teams were just waiting to doing it simulteanous, especially since that there was 5 other runners.
''Wait, how are you so fast?'' Kaio asked, as Enid was just being fast alongside Josee.
The two teams were actually just done with the sprint, as the timer and the guy that was just looking a little bit bored was just ready to give the results.
Leshawna was just ready to do it again, as her strong spirit was just making a little bit feisty against Enid and Kaio, as the two were a lot more happy than before.
''Okay, then-'' Enid was just shaking her hands, as she was just ready to bring it.
Jacques, Leshawna, Enid and Kaio all got good thumbs up, as they were definitely fast despite some of them being big-boned, especially since that there was some looks.
''Oh, you're just jealous that y'all can't run good!'' The sassy playa was just not really impressed by the other two runners.
Cammy was just genuinely dissapointed by her lack of speed, as even though she was just a strong runner...due to a weird trip-up by one of the teams.
Boxman was just bad at running, as he wasn't Eggman, who just had this amazing ability to run and he was just getting all of the eye rolls from the other runners.
''Why are you so strong?''
''Because I was part of some weird program.''
''Obviously that worked very well on you...I mean, er, you're strong.''
''Insightful...I already have enough admirers, thank you.'' Cammy was just struggling to not get a hit in.
''No problem!'' Boxman just wanted that trust.
*Eggman's confessional*
Eggman was genuinely struck by his friend's...facination with Cammy.
''Okay, obviously, he's not really the best guy ever, but at least he know that he's trying to get a strategy going on here!''
*the guy was just chilling with Sonic*
The others were up next, as they were a lot more confindent about their abilities to kick some ass, while others were up for their next two challenges and they were prepared to wait a bit.
''So, uhhh...you're not just some joker with an serious attitude.'' Enid didn't really care that much.
''..Uh-huh.'' Leshawna wasn't pleased.
''You're still just a girl with an serious attitude.''
''But that don't mean anything, when I'm ready to get that tip!''
The four previous runners were just ready to do it once again, but with hurdles, as two of the teams were confindent with their skills, but the rest were just getting themselves started.
''Alright, we've got skills to go fast!'' Gai proclaimed, as this redhead was just ready to run hard.
''Wait, we don't have the skills!'' Sho was just sure that this was just going to backfire.
''Chill, man!''
Heather and Yuri were just a little perplexed, but they were a lot more confindent than anything, as they were both working hard on their insults and their strength.
Knuckles and Pete were less perplexed and confindent overall, as they were definitely big guys with a kinda big hearts.
''Er, you like digging?'' The big echidna asked.
''Sure!'' Pete stated confindently, just as the start got itself started again and there was also two more thin players on the line, as Ken got a great start and Kim was just serious about it.
*Mortimer's confessional*
''Man, Pete's got some good support right here.'' Mortimer just pointed his thumbs at himself. ''No knucklehead who loves digging ain't gonna get dug up by my partner, ha-cha-cha!''
*confessional cut*
The 8 were speeding off, as the returning two were definitely doing a lot better than before and if the sweat on Boxman's head was indicating anything, is that a middle-aged evil genius wouldn't really be fit.
''Seriously, that's actually a lot better than what I thought would happen.'' Eggman was just a little bit happy to see his partner.
''Hey, can you not insult me?''
''No, I just like doing it!''
''As several teams attempt to cheer their partners on badly...''
Bender was just swaggering around, as he had made it through the simple sprint, as Fry was just cheering silently.
''...other teams use tactics to slow their rivals down!'' Don exclaimed, as there was a lot of potential runners and Ron was just not one of the greats...due to Smee's accidental trip.
5 of the 8 runners were pretty much done with the race, as they were just preparing themselves for the hurdles, which was just going to end up just as crazy, as Knuckles, Pete and Boxman were just barely struggling, as Leshawna was just back on track.
''Aw, yeah, I'm back and I'm ready!'' Leshawna just exburated with confindence.
''I'm that too!'' Boxman mockingly said, as this scitentist was ready to make a comeback.
''You sure are?''
''Yes, I am!''
As the confindence was just rising from the two fat playas, wherever they were thicc or not didn't matter, as the other six were just genuinely prepared to do more important things...such as the second part of the challenge that has already started.
Boxman just had this smile that just meant nothing, as Leshawna was just definitely feeling the suspicious-ness.
Leshawna was just sighing in defeat. ''Geez, you're good.''
Eggman was just badly celebrating in the crowd, as he was just accidently hitting the prosecutor on the side, but the runners were a lot happier with their results, as they were kicking ass fast!
''Alright, let's keeping it going!'' Sho yelled, as he was just getting really loudly.
''Can you both stop shouting loudly, because you both are definitely rowdy people that are just accidently causing trouble.'' Von Karma was just making an warning. ''Also, my team is the best.''
''Look, I'm definitely sorry for what I did and also, my team is plain stronger than yours.'' Sho was definitely a confindent man.
The two just agreed to taunt each other, as their friends finish their parts of the first challenge, as it was just starting to get stupidly.
''Go on, Jacques! I am not going to let you fall over!'' Josee yelled, just ready to see her partner to the highest of abilities.
*The Prosecutors' confessional*
''I think I can tell that the two evil scientists are definitely using some kind of strategy, but what would it be?'' Edgeworth was just thinking of something very important.
''Isn't it really obvious? They made an alliance with some random team that nobody knows about.''
''...I guess that could be it for now.'' Edgeworth was just serious about it.
*The Obscure Fighters' confessional*
''I'm ready to bring the amazing fight!'' Gai exclaimed, as he was just ready to use his skills. ''I mean, my fight's in the challenges!''
''Sure it is, but at least I'm at the top of my game!'' Sho was just feeling the blood, sweat and tears.
''I'm always ready to top ya!''
''Really? because the challenge is a tough one to top!'' Sho was just making it loud.
''...Man, you're loud.''
*confessional cut*
''As some teams try to just make this challenge look ridiculously failing with mixed results...''
Stromboli just litterally crashed into a hurdle, just after jumping over another hurdle and Jacques just looked smugly at his rival in the the triple jump.
''...The teams on the second flight are coming down on Jamaica and some of them are not happy!"
The teams from the second flight were arriving and they were coming packed with important skills such as complaining pretty loudly.
''Come on, you're not serious about this, aren't you?'' Kensou was just genuinely worried.
''This is just like training if it was on TV!'' Athena encouraged him.
''Is it?''
''It is!''
As the love-sick guy known as Kensou needed some encouraging, some others didn't really need it at all, as they were just straight up getting on track to win.
''Alright, Kensou, hop in here!'' Terry knew what the tip was up to.
The allied teams were just quickly getting into the taxi, as there was several teams that were just either going at it too fast or just not plain not running at all.
''Taxi, come on! I swear I will promote your taxi!'' Tom was just going insane in desperation, as Jen just managed to get one quickly. ''Oh.''
''Come on, Tom!''
The fashion bloggers were off, as the grandfather and grandson were just off in their taxi that was a little bit chaotic.
''Okay, I did not get permission for you to get in-'' Trina was just ready to-
''Well, too bad.'' Morty was just shrugging it off.
Rick, Tori, Trina and Morty were definitely a quartet to be reckoned with, as they were just not happy about their taxi of choice.
''Well, at least it's better than being stuck at the airport.'' Tori was just keeping it casual. ''...Maybe not.''
''Shut up, we're just gonna be in here for 30 minutes and whatever and I'm just going to ignore your whining.'' Rick didn't really care about the loudness of the taxi.
''Hey, I'm not whiny!'' Trina yelled.
''You said it yourself.''
''Nah, I said the opposite.''
It was a fun time.
*The Rich Sisters' confessional*
''Well, just chill out, it wasn't really that bad.'' Tori was just chilled out. ''I mean, we even talked for a little bit.''
''But those guys were so annoying!'' Trina was just so annoyed.
''Did you know that you're just as annoying, sometimes?''
''No.''
*The Grandfather and Grandsons' confessional*
''Why did I ride with her, Rick?'''
''Because you just care about the competition, Morty.''
''Oh.'' Morty was just a little bit dissapointed.
*Confessional ends again*
As there was 24 teams that were on their way to the first challenges from the second flight, one team had a more questionable way of getting to the first challenge, as no taxi was just stopping for them.
''Easy, the last twenty times may have been unsuccessful, but I'm pretty sure this time's different!'' Judy was just genuinely excited for the possiblities.
''But, we're not moving anywhere!'' Nick was-
''We just want to go the athletics centre, please.'' Judy told the taxi driver, who just let her in.
''Okay.'' The taxi driver wasn't really surprised.
The two of them were finally off, as there was 24 other teams that were far ahead of them, but they couldn't be too far ahead, as athletics was just up next.
*The Police Officer's confessional*
''I don't know, but somehow being short is worse than being a rabbit. I swear it's like nobody can see your hand.'' Judy admitted, as Nick's hand was just stuck up. ''Nick, you okay?''
''Sure.'' Nick just put his hand down.
*Confessional end*
''As some of the teams from the second flight deal with each other and their other weak spots...''
Katie, Sadie, Tom and Jen were genuinely surprised to see that things were just as hard to see in the haze of the fake tan.
''Others showboat their way into the triple-jump event and obnoxiously win the challenge!''
Jacques was just ridiculously smug about it in a way that let everybody know that he was a dick of a different kind, as he just hop, skip and leapt his way to an travel tip.
''Wow, thank you!'' Jacques was definitely smugly grateful.
''You're not welcome.'' Sonic grumbled under his breath.
''Come on, just show some sportsmanship!'' Josee just rubbed the blue blur's head.
Knuckles and a good chunk of the frontrunners were actually just trying their hardest to finish the last part of the challenge to mixed results.
The Ice Dancers were off, as they were the first one to make sure that their competition didn't even have a chance to catch up to the gold takers.
*Jacques' and Josee's confessional*
''How are we going to make our country proud? We just keeping winning with integrity, grace and our amazing skills!'' Jacques was just genuinely passionate about having a second chance.
''I just wanted to answer!'' Josee was just genuinely mad about not getting the answer. ''Well, let's just keep it up for our fans!''
*The Karate Sibling's confessional*
''I mean, we're kinda like those ice dancers in a way...except we don't cheat!'' Yuri was just ready to bring a simple throwdown to the next level.
''Geez, Yuri! It's not that serious yet. They haven't cheated once in this race!'' Ryo was just genuinely defensive.
''But what if they cheat?!'' Yuri was getting a little bit serious.
''Then we don't get ourselves involved!''
*confessional cut*
''As the Ice Dancers leaves a trail for most of the teams to follow, some others arrive at the challenge, more determined to kick a lot of butt!''
As the teams from the first and second flight battle it out in the first challenge, as there was 50 players that were either doing pretty great, as there was a lot of battling.
Smee was just getting the handle of the hurdles, as there was Terry and Athena, who was just attempting to not fall over the hurdles, as Mr. Smee was just falling on another one.
''Can the comeback team take it up to the top? Do the pirates truly suck?''
Tom and Katie were both being pushed further foward by Stromboli, who was mad for no apparent reason, as the fashionista and the sweet friend just got themselves back up.
''And is there anyone that I regret putting in?''
Drake and Barry were just attempting to mock each other from the sideline, as their partners were being slow.
''Wherever that's true or not will be revealed in the next part of...The Super Ridonculous Race!'' Don announced, as the heat was radiating from the sun, the sea and the teams.
To be continued in Part 3, where the next challenge will be revealed, once the contestants get moving towards it and it involves something else that is a possible cornerstone of Jamaican culture!