Super Ridonculous Race
Episode 4: Special Jamaican Heat!
Part 3: Ripe Athletics!
Author's Note: I know that the wait between Part 1 and Part 2 may have been a little bit huge, considering the size of the chapter, but even if there's a wait like that one, the chapter's going to be a lot bigger!
Also, there's about several characters that are ready to do their thing!
Also, if there's chapters that aren't uploaded as frequently, it's because I'm trying to push through some kind of barrier, but for now...
...thanks to my newfound energy, inspiration and getting 4,500 views, Part 3's now up!
As there was 50 teams battling it out, it was kinda hard to keep up with due to the high amount of duos that either had issues or needed a tissue of some kind.
''As the ice dancers move on to the second challenge, 49 others have to battle to move on and it's not going to be an easy one!''
MacArthur was just ready to glute it up, as she was sprinting into the triple jump, while Judy was just in the lead with her amazing speed.
''I swear today was meant to be my day, but then Knuckles stole it!'' Sonic was grumbling with jealousy.
''Whoa, whoa...Steal what?'' Nick didn't exactly listen good.
''Stole my spotlight!''
''I can't help you there, buddy.''
''...Why.''
The weird amount of jealousy that was just radiating off the blue blur was just starting to get the street smart fox into thinking something pretty cool and pretty awesome.
''Okay, Judy, you're definitely doing good to not be top-tier.'' Nick exclaimed, as his partner was just out owning the hurdle.
*Sonic's confessional*
''Wait, so I do all of the stuff, yet I don't get the looks that I should get?'' The blue blur was pondering an important thought. ''Really...crud.'' The guy was just sad now.
*Confessional cut*
As Judy was just ready to kick a lot of ass and Knuckles was just ready to fly through the triple jump, simpler athletes were just taking the time to notice how they were just next to each other for some strange reason.
''Cap'n, I'm ready to do this for you!''
''You've got three leaps ahead, Mr. Smee...just do the leaps!''
''Aye, aye, cap'n! Now I've just gotta wait.''
Clark was just happy to pass a little bit time before the challenge, as the two were just sat next to each other.
''Er, you know, does it ever feel awkward serving your amazing captain?''
''No, my cap'n is one of the best! He's always trying to get some treasure!'' Smee was just genuinely willing to talk hard.
''Geez, all that effort for not that much?'' Clark was just a little surprised.
''Yeah!'' Smee was just still happy with his captain.
Clark litterally jumped into the events, as a good chunk of teams were just attempting to work their hardest to bring their skills to the rest of the challenges.
''Shut the hell up!'' Stromboli was just yelling from across the field to let everyone know. ''You a stupid man!''
''Oh, cool, so that's what happening.'' Rad was just ready to do this challenge.
*Rad's solo confessional*
''So, as you know, I'm obviously the best player in the game! So, Enid's just gonna deal with the small stuff and I'm going to beat the big stuff!''
*The Cruel Seniors' confessional*
''Smee, if you're watching this! I've got no plans, but I am mad!'' Stromboli was just his typical self. ''Why the hell is Istanbul not called Constatinopole?!''
Coachman gained an evil smile that was just weirdly vague.
''I don't care how you answer those questions, we need to stop someone from going on the first flight! I'm gonna take these twats and...make their lives miserable!''
''...I've got more important questions!'' Stromboli stated.
*Confessional cut*
Kim and Ron were definitely a team to be watched, as while they were from the second flight, but they had some serious physical skills, even if Ron was just not doing too good.
''Ron, don't try too hard!'' Kim was just ready to not lose.
''KP, I think I've got this!'' Ron yelled as loud as he could.
''As while 45 other teams attempt to jump through the challenge with varying levels of success...''
Cuphead just leaping over the hurdles with several backflips in a row, as Chet was just doing the same thing.
''There was five that were on their way to the Chill Zone and they finally hit the second challenge and it's going to get spicy in here!'' Don announced, as the fastest five were finally at the second challenge.
They couldn't really see the challenge, but the Don Box was definitely there.
''Okay, so what's the challenge?'' Josee asked.
''Something tells me that it's related to those plants.'' Clark obviously guessed.
''Sure it is-'' Josee just slammed down on the Don Box. ''Well, it's an botch-or-watch about those plants?''
Ralf read the tip, as he was just ready to help and explain it, but Don cut him off with the power of editing.
''Well in this botch-or-watch, the team member that didn't do the athletic challenges back in Kingston is going to have a find an allspice tree and pick as many berries as they possibly could get.''
Don was just using his arm muscles to convince people that he was still a strong guy.
''After using your good muscles to chop down this thin tree, give the wood to this guy and he'll give your tip!''
The guy looked like he did this food thing for a living and he was pleased.
''Can I have some of that?''
As Don finished his instruction, some teams got moving onto the challenge that was just straight ahead and they were sure that the picture that was on the back of the tip helped a ton.
''Come on, get your own space!'' Josee was just shouting with a smile.
''There's enough trees for everybody to pick, you blabbering ice dancer!'' Hook was genuinely angry.
''You have kinda one hand.'' Josee pointed out.
The two them realized something important in the heat, as there was going to be a struggle, but then Ralf went past and just did his thing.
Other teams were using some pretty unusual stratregies, as there was more winners coming up and they were just looking prepared for the dangers ahead, as they were just ready to get picking.
''Alright, so we're kicking ass and-'' Fry was just genuinely postiive about this one.
''-that's gonna be a something you regret, right?'' Cuphead came in with an retort.
''Er, are you sure you want to do? I mean, Fry's from another dimension.'' Mugman was just a little bit unsure.
They both read the tips along with a few teams that just preferred to stay silent, as they were just working their way through this amazing challenge, especially since there was a few other teams that were trying to ick fast.
''Alright, we need to still be pretty fast.'' Mary was just ready to go full on.
*The Adult Best Friends' confessional*
''Okay, so maybe it's obviously not going to be kicking ass levels of awesome, but it's still gonna be good, right?'' Bender was still ridiculously confindent.
''So, we're touching berries. Man, this ain't gonna be my best challenge.'' Fry was just rubbing the back of his head.
*The Cup Brothers' confessional*
''So, how are we going to shoot them without burning them?'' Cuphead was genuinely sure that his peashooter was made too hurt.
''...I don't know, but I think we can climb fast.'' Mugman was just pointing at the stick-thin tree.
*The Friendly Heroes' confessional*
''Athena...''
The purple-haired girl just got the memo immediately.
''...I'm going to use my powers to get all of the fruit out of the trees.''
''How?''
Kensou just gave a confindent smirk, as Athena was just starting to get this odd feeling.
*Confessional ended*
''As while the teams are giving those trees a good shake...''
Fry was just shaking the tree as hard as he could with his two hands.
''...and some teams are doing something else with the tree...''
Ryo punched the tree with a strong punch, causing a lot of allspice berries to drop hard into his basket.
''...there's still a lot of players that are just hanging back in the previous challenge, especially since some of them are lazy...''
Adam was just flexing his muscles that didn't exist, as Jen and Mary were kicking an equal amount of an ass, especially since the three of them were really willing to bring their skills.
''Come on, Adam! This is just kinda easy!'' Barry encouraged him. ''I mean you're on good time to make it through pretty quickly!''
''There's no way that you won't make it!'' Mary was just a lot more confindent about her blonde friend beating these challenges.
''How are you so confindent?''
''Because Terry fights hard and he's got one hell of a jump!''
''Let's just watch this.''
Barry and Mary just sat down, as the opposite happened, as while Adam somehow hopped through the challenge, Terry didn't jump the distance and Morty was just waiting for Rick to prove his chops.
''Yeah, Morty, you just gonna, uh, sit there and not mess anything up.'' Rick was genuinely unsure.
''Aw geez, Rick.'' Morty was still in a good mood.
*The Old-School Brothers' confessional*
''I don't even know how I did that, but I was just there and everybody was bored-''
''Well, at least, we're past that!'' Barry was just looking on the positive side of life.
*Terry's (of the Street Fighters) confessional*
''Well, if today's going to be the day, then I've probably got a chance of snatching a seat on the first flight.''
*Confessional cut*
Jen was just proving people wrong, as she was just keeping her looks great and her physical strength hidden, as she managed to get a tip.
''Whoa, that was a close one!'' Jen said, as she noticed the line.
''Er, you might have been closer than you think.'' Luigi was just ready to tell her the bad news.
''Really?''
Luigi nodded clearly, as he was just feeling bad about not being in the action.
''Because I don't have that much time and your brother's coming up anyways!''
Tom was just happy to see that his partner kicked major butt.
''Let's get a taxi to some Jamaican farm...place!'' Tom was just super confindent, as his team, the plumbers, the questionable heroes and the acquaintances did it.
''I'm glad I didn't even touch that tip with a ten foot pole.'' K' was just ready to insult. ''Besides, you don't even jump and you run like a slow truck.''
''Why a slow truck?'' Maxima didn't really have much to do.
''...Just get into the damn taxi already!'' The dude with the white hair yelled.
''Hop in, guys!'' Mario was just already in there.
The two teams were just hanging out together, while there was another two who were just having a much better time, as they were just sitting down and having some good times.
''So, like, you know, there was that one guy that was just trying to copy me.'' Jen explained a simple story to Benimaru.
''Don't worry, Jen, that happens a lot in the fashion world.''
''Really? I mean we're just both bloggers.'' Jen was just bumping Tom on the side of the chest.
''If it exists and it has a certain quality to it, Jen, I'm pretty sure it's copied.''
''Why?''
''...Dunno!''
While the two fashion experts were just hanging out and talking about some fashion advice, Shingo and Tom were both a little bit more serious about stupider stuff.
''Er, Shingo, you look like you've got something on your mind.'' Tom's hands were on his hip.
''You look kinda jealous.'' Shingo just said it. ''Also, I've got a crush.''
''Firstly, I'm only a little bit jealous. Secondly,...how are you going to deal with it?'' Tom just wanted to move things along.
''I'm going to own in these challenges! And I'm going to help her!'' Shingo declared quietly.
''Cool.'' Tom was just happy that was over.
*The Fashion Bloggers' confessional*
''So, you look kinda peeved.'' Jen was just taking a weird look.
''Yeah, the guy just gave you really good advice-'' Tom was starting to feel like he was-
''-Come on, he's a model. I would be wrong to not get advice from him! Still though, he's not better than you.'' Jen was just trying to get things into order.
*The Unlikely Friends' confessional*
''I'd never thought that I would end up Tom to get a bit jealous.'' Benimaru was just ready to get his flirt. ''Nothing says that we can't be friends.''
''Yeah, we're also making an alliance and it's going to be the strongest!'' Shingo yelled. ''Uhhh...I dunno if it's gonna work, but-''
*Confessional cut*
''Well, while some of them are just trying to jump hard...''
Dawn was just leaping as far as she could, while Hank was just starting to see some things.
''...others know how to bring the spice.''
Kim was just climbing up the tree and attempting to use some pretty snazzy techniques to get the berries, as she was just using the branches to weight it correctly.
''Alright, there's still a great chance!'' Kim shouted to Ron, who was just watching.
''We're on our way to get first!'' Ron boasted, before seeing Sonic prepare...something.
''Well, say goodbye to first, because you're not gonna get first!'' Sonic boasted, as he was just ready to speed onto the tree.
As the two of them were just battling pretty damn close with some strange techniques, there was one warrior
Ryu was just ready to use whatever he had to beat the tree and make the berries fall off.
''Those are definitely some strange berries. But that doesn't mean it's not worth the effort.'' Ryu was just happy to throw some new version of his techniques.
The karate warrior was just climbing and he was just bringing his Tatsumaki to the air and the berries to his basket...even if he was just going to fall down quite a distance.
Ryu was still a little bit scared, though.
''You're gonna risk your life over a challenge? Are you stupid or what?'' Sonic was just attempting to swat the berries into his basket. ''I mean you're doing low-tier moves and getting-''
There was a lot of them that dropped all at the same time.
''-Just go do something else, okay?'' Sonic's ego took a blow.
''Well, that's definitely one way to wipe off the berries.'' Wolverine just liked the unconventional ways of the karate warriors.
*The Karate Warriors' confessional*
''What the heck was that?'' Ken asked incredulously.
''I did the challenge and I used a technique.'' Ryu was just feeling a little bit pressured. ''Just like you said it.''
''...Wouldn't a Shoryuken work a lot better in this challenge?''
''Not exactly, but this challenge is done.''
''Okay, then.'' Ken was still a little bit incredulous.
*Confessional cut*
As the top three were tied in some great ways, there was still some great stars that were able to pick pretty well, as they had some pretty useful skills.
''Come on, girl! Shake it like it's some crazy person!'' Leshawna encouraged as loudly as she could.
''Thanks.'' Gwen was just shaking it pretty damn hard. ''Well, that helped...a little bit.''
''Ooh, these berries are rotten...or burnt.''
''Nah, I think they're just that brown.''
The two reality show heroes were just happy that their berry collection was finally finished, but the villains were only slightly ahead, judging by the fact that Heather had time to taunt the rest of them.
''Hah, just because you've got the spice, doesn't mean it's going to be right! Besides, we're on our way to winning!''
Heather left it vague for good reason, as her and Alejandro were just quickly bumped by Ryu and Ken, along with Sanders and MacArthur, as the latter two teams were actually carrying some scars.
''Can you watch where you're looking?!'' Alejandro stated, as he managed to drop a few of his pimentos.
''Sorry about that.'' Sanders was genuinely embarassed.
''I ain't sorry!'' Ken stated, ready to throw down. ''You're not exactly a stand-up guy.''
Alejandro was definitely mad, but he just didn't really say anything, as their partners were definitely doing good.
''So?'' Sanders was displeased in the heat.
''He's a terrible person.''
Ryu and MacArthur weren't waiting for unimportant arguements, as they both gave their baskets of pimento berries to the guy who was cooking up something spicy and this guy just gave them a tip.
''Woo-hoo! Let's get rolling to the Chill Zone...which is in Spanish Town station? I bet there's a lot of Spanish people there.'' MacArthur was just genuinely excited.
''You might be wrong, but you might be right.'' Ryu just said some wishy-washy stuff.
''As several teams managed to finish up their miniature baskets and get rolling to the Chill Zone, which was in a vague place in Spanish Town...''
Kim, Mugman, Sonic and Josee all passed, some with less branches than others, as they were on their way to doing it.
''...20 remaining teams land in the Jamaica and they really feel the heat, as they could get up or down a flight, just by their questionable choices!'' Don announced, as there was a lot of them running really, really fast.
Alya and Nino were definitely speeding off at the fastest speed that they could get, as there was litterally a taxi that was open for them.
''Come on, Nino! We need to move-''
''Already two steps ahead of you babe!''
The two of them were joined by the last two of the third flight.
''Dude, save our seats for us!'' Modrecai shouted at Alya, who didn't really have a chance.
''Then step it up, dude! We're not going fast enough!'' Rigby was just a little bit scared.
Both teams were on the first taxi out of the airport, where there was 18 teams that were just waiting for a taxi, as whille some didn't have to wait very long.
''Are you tough enough-'' Captain Falcon stated, as Gambit just entered the taxi. ''So, you are tough enough.''
''So, you're Samus? I can't believe you-'' Gambit just wanted someone to talk to. ''-look so beatittful.''
''I'm not in the mood, I've got more important things.'' Samus said, as she gave the driver a tip and they were actually off.
The taxis were definitely departing for some place, as they were just heading to the first challenge, which was just straight up oversaturated with racers just trying their best to bring it.
They were fast, furious and even skirting the law in some cases, but there was one team that was just riding alone to prove something.
The bears were just sweating a little bit more than usual and it wasn't just because of the 25-degree heat.
*The Real Bears' confessional*
''Alright, we need to get back with the rest of them, or else we could be stuck on the third flight again!'' Panda was starting to freak a little bit.
''Don't worry, my guy! If there's something we're really good at or if everybody starts to be not good, we're getting unstuck!''
''I hope so, Grizz. My followers are expecting a comeback!''
*Confessional end*
Don was back to say one more thing.
''Is there going to be something major? Are the real bears going to get stuck on the third flight again? And is the oldest team in the game willing to send someone to elimination? All those questions and more in the next part of The Super Ridonculous Race!''
His smile could still stun any thief.
To be continued in Part 4, where the top teams finish...as in the top half of the current leaderboard!