"GAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Louise screamed as her pigtails fluttered by her face on the fall down. "Just gotta...There!" Reggie yelled, snatching a windowsill and stopping them. "Oh my god oh my god oh my god that was AMAZING! Lets do it again!" Louise yelled giddily. "Later sweetheart, right now we gotta go!" Her partner ordered as they climbed through the window. The two tumbled inside the class. "Where are we?" Louise muttered as she adjusted herself. "Hey Louise," Zeke said, waving from his desk. "Hey Zeke." Louise answered. "Whose the new kid?" "He's myyyyyyyyy..." Louise dragged on, trying to think of a name for Reggie. Friend? Acquaintance? Colleague? She was clueless! What is the proper title for someone you trust enough to jump off a building with?! "I'm her partner." Reggie interrupted, extending his hand. "Well how about that, a partner in crime! Sounds like a good deal. Zeke." Zeke laughed, shaking. "Reggie." "Cool. So what're you doing here Lou Lou? I thought you hated detention." Zeke asked. "DETENTION?!" Both Louise and Reggie exclaimed as Mr. Frond burst through the door. "AHA! I caught you you little stinkers!" He laughed, grabbing the two of them and dragging them away. "AH! NO! NO COUNSELING!" Louise yelled as she struggled. "Zeke! Call somebody! Call anybody! This mans crazy!" Reggie yelled as he fought Frond. "Zeke, don't make one call! These two are working out their issues, NOW!" Frond screamed as he dragged the two pranksters away. "Well crap. Don'y worry Lou Lou, the Z man has your back!" Zeke shouted as he rushed down the hall to the office. "Mrs. Schnerr, there's a sale on cats outside! You gotta come look!" Zeke lied. The chubby secretary hopped up and waddled out the door, and Zeke jumped into her chair, grabbed the phone, and dialed. Back at the restaurant, Bob whistled and flipped burgers when the phone rang. "Bob's Burgers, how can I help you?" He answered. "Mr. B? It's Zeke. I don't know what happened, but Louise is in Fronds office!" Zeke whispered. "Oh crap. What'd she do this time?" "Thats the thing! It wasn't her! Okay, she might've blown off class, but she was on the roof with this kid Reggie, he had a paintball gun loaded with water balloons, and he sniped the kids, and Louise tried to stop him and then they bonded or something Mr. B! It's crazy!" "Wait, Louise is finally in trouble for something she didn't do?!" Bob asked. "Yessir." Zeke responded "I'll be right there!" Bob exclaimed happily as he hung up. "LINDA! We're going to the school! Louise got in trouble for something she DIDNT DO!" Bob yelled. "Really?!" Linda said. "I know! We get to be indignant parents for the first time in our lives!" Bob laughed as they rushed to the car, leaving Teddy alone in the restaurant. "Bob? Linda? Oh, okay, I guess I'll close up today." Teddy mumbled as he ate his burger.
Back at school, Reggie and Louise sat side by side glaring at Frond while he nervously tapped his desk. "Look, I know your good kids. SO why don't we just come on out and tell me what happened?" Frond pleaded. "No way stupid! We're partners, and partners never break the oath of silence to the enemy!" Louise yelled. Reggie raised an eyebrow. "Straight man. We ain't saying nothing until either a lawyer or somebodies parent gets here." Reggie agreed. "Come on kids, there's no need to involve your parents! No ones in any trouble, were just talking." Frond tried again. "Nice try. Thats what cops say when you take people hostage! And then you go in the back of the car!" Reggie said. "Whoa, you got arrested?!" Louise exclaimed. "I might've been been driving get away for my cousin while he robbed a liquor store. Playing GTA and driving are a little different." Reggie admitted. "Awesome! Did you go to jail? Did you get scars? I wanna see!" Louise pleaded. "No. Turns out the store owner had a shotgun behind the counter and shot my cousin in the shoulder. But you can't have a gun behind the counter in New York, so all I have is his blood on my shirt. This shirt." Reggie stated. "Can I see?" Louise asked, and gasped in amazement at the splatter on the back of the wife beater. "See Mr. Frond? Maybe if you were more like Reggie's store robbing shoulder shot cousin, we would talk to you." Louise snickered. "Louise, I hardly see how that would help. And Reggie, I don't think that was a school appropriate story, do you?" Frond lectured. "Well the cutie seemed to like it, so I'd say it was a roaring success. GET A LIFE." Reggie said, spitting on the floor to make his point. "Wait, you think I'm cute?" Louise asked. "Did I say that?" Reggie asked. "Yeah." "Then I must. Because I only say stuff that I mean. Unless it's sarcastic. And that wasn't." Reggie answered. Louise was silent for a moment, then groaned in frustration. "Dammit! That feeling is back!" She complained. "What feeling?" Frond asked. "My stomachs doing flips and my legs are shaky and my head feels funny and it only happens every time he talks! I think I've got cancer." Louise said. "Welp, it was nice knowing ya. I'll bury you in the courtyard and hurl water balloons at your grave for you." Reggie said. "See! He gets me!" Louise laughed. Frond was a little slow to the finish. Had Louise Belcher, the most unfeeling child in Wagstaff, just admitted to liking a BOY?! Clearly he had missed something. "Wait Louise, what were you saying about your...cancer?" Frond asked. "What, my symptoms? Let's see, fever, nausea, weak knees, butterflies in my tummy, and I can never talk right, and only when Reggie gets near me! It's either cancer or stroke." Louise reiterated. "Or brain damage." Reggie offered. "That too!" Louise agreed. Frond smiled. "Louise, you don't have cancer or brain damage. But you are sick." "With what?!" Louise asked. "LOVEsick." Louise was silent for a good 5 seconds. "LOVE?! Your crazy! That's a total crock of shit old man!" Louise denied. "Yeah I gotta side with her. Ain't no love here, except for partner love. And thats like sibling." Reggie said. "On the contrary, you have all the classic symptoms. Weak knees, blushing, tongue tied, upset stomach, and only when your crush, in this case Reggie, is around. And believe it or not, Reggie feels the same way and probably doesn't even realize. " Okay, now I KNOW your crazy." Reggie denied. " YOUR A SICK OLD MAN, FROND!" Louise shouted, standing on her chair. Then she looked over at Reggie, with his stupid perfect face and his cute eyes his awesome personality and those lips so perfect she could kiss them forever- " CRAP!" Both students yelled at the same time, trying to fight nature. "Oh you'll make such a cute couple!" Frond exclaimed. "Fine! You want emotion Frond, I love that child!" Louise yelled, pointing at Reggie. "I will agree, I just won't yell." Reggie agreed. "Thats perfect! I'll yell enough for the both of us!" Louise said "I can already tell this is perfect!" "Same!" The two yelled back and forth, trying to find a joke in either one. But they had just spilled their guts. And their was not one lie in any of it. "So what now?" Frond asked. Louise and Reggie looked at each other, grinned evilly, and slapped Frond at the same time. "OW!" Frond yelled like a girl as he went down clutching his face. "YES! I've always wanted to do that! Oh I could kiss you right now!" Louise exclaimed. So she did, before Reggie could even react, planting one right on his cheek. "I did it!" Louise celebrated, then was stunned as Reggie did the same to her. "Whoa. Maybe were getting ahead of ourselves." Louise admitted. "Fair. I mean we just found out we like like each other, and were already kissing. Thats a little fast." Reggie agreed. " I say we put this to the test. Meet me at Wharfside Theater at 7:15 tonight. If I'm going on a first date, I'm picking the place and time." Louise commanded. "Then I pick movie and what we eat." Reggie fired back. "I agree. But we have to keep this quiet, You can tell one person you trust the most, and to everyone else were partners, and our-" "Relationship is strictly business. I got it Lou Lou, you don't gotta lecture me." Reggie finished "Good." Louise said, and the two sat down and thought until finally Louise couldn't take it. "Lets take one picture. Just for business." Louise asked. "Of course. Simply a business picture." Reggie agreed, so they took one quick picture of them together on Louise's phone. "Perfect. Remember, 7:15." Louise said. "No worries. Walk out?" Reggie asked. "Lets do it, partner." Louise agreed, and they walked out.
"Lin, I can't believe you abandoned our daughters first false accusations for cupcakes." Bob complained on the phone. "They were 25% off Bobby, I'm sorry. Tell Louise I'm very proud of her." Linda said as she filled her shopping cart. "Okay, I gotta go." Bob said, hanging up and walking towards the school. Standing in Fronds office was a giant beast of a man, at least 6'4" with short black hair, dark skin and a nice jacket over a black shirt, jeans and high tops. And Bob knew him. "CURTIS MARTIN?!" Bob exclaimed as the former NFL superstar looked up. "Oh. Sup man." He responded. "Oh my god, your my favorite player of all time, I was a massive Jets fan growing up. What're you doing here?" Curtis shrugged. "Just picking up my kid. Some kid named Zeke called me." Then it hit Bob. "Wait, Reggie is your son?!" Bob asked. "You know my kid?" Curtis asked. "No, but my daughter is the girl in there with him! Oh my god, my daughter is best friends with the son of the greatest NFL running back of all time! I knew I wanted her!" Bob cheered as Louise and Reggie walked out holding hands. "Oh good. Dad, your here." Louise said. "And your here." Reggie said. "We're both here." Curtis agreed. "Is mom here?" Both kids asked. "Nope, just me." The fathers said in sync. "Perfect. Then this is as good a time as any." Louise said. "Dad, and Reggies dad...me and Reggie are..." Louise said, trying to make the words come out. "Ph screw it, you wanna finish?" She asked. "In love, is what she's trying to say." Reggie finished. "Thank you Reggie." Louise said. Bob and Curtis Martin were silent for a moment before looking over and saying the same thing. "I'M GONNA BE A GRANDPA!" They yelled, embracing each other like idiots. "GROSS!" Louise yelled, throwing up. "Jesus guys, take it easy! We're not that far yet!" Reggie said. "Yeah, don't force us to fulfill your sick dreams!" Louise yelled. "It doesn't matter, you two are our best shots at extending the Belcher Martin family legacy!" Curtis laughed "Thank you Jesus! I love you!" Bob yelled at the sky as the two danced around. "Maybe we should've picked different trusted people." Reggie whispered. "Meh. To late now," Louise said, secretly happy that her dad was happy about this. "Alright, we're all going for burgers! My place!" Bob said. "NO!" Reggie and Louise yelled. "No burgers! No family! Nothing!" Reggie said. "Yeah! We're keeping this quiet until we're sure it'll work out for the long term." Louise said. "Okay, fine." Curtis agreed. "As far as you two know, we're partners in crime and THATS IT." Reggie emphasized. "Got it?" Louise asked. "Okay. No siblings, no mom, just two fathers and their kids." Bob said. "I can work with that." Curtis agreed. "Good. Now tonight is first date, so at 7:15 you two come up with a cover story so we can slip out unnoticed." Louise said. "Okay, we can do that right Bob?" Curtis asked. "Sure." "Okay, lets leave now before people get suspicious." Louise said, dragging her father out one way while Reggie took his the other. Finally, Bob and Louise reached the car and drove off. And Bob waited until they were far away before making his joke. "So are one of your kids going to call me 'daddy' until their nine like you, Louise?" Bob chuckled. "DAD!" Louise screamed, pulling her ears over her face to hide her massive blush. "Oh I'm messing with you!" Bob laughed.