Super Ridonculous Race
Episode 4: Special Jamaican Heat!
Part 7: Reggone!
Well, here's the final part of the Episode that should have ended in April/early May, but regardless of the release dates existing or not, there's always some demand for this!
While 71 teams of varying quality battled through two (and a half) challenges, one of them being above average and the rest of leg being some level of good, there's 15 more teams that are ready to battle on, no matter the problem!
There's questions to be answered, as the real final part of this episode arrives!
The amazing-ness of the race was definitely continuning pretty hard, as there was some serious team-to-team action for no apparent reason, as Star and Marco were actually just a little dazed by the fact that they litterally got hit by Dudley pawing with his right foot.
''Wow, this is definitely weird...'' Marco was just looking dizzy.
''Cool, this is definitely Jamaica!'' Star was just genuinely happy to not properly size.
''Okay...and we're still losing.'' Marco was just checking the place.
''Alright, so we've gotta go fast!''
Their dizziness didn't mean that they were out of the race, as they were literally running across a road that was just basically the gateway to Spanish Town.
The effect slowly wore off, as they were quickly running to the Chill Zone and Don was just literrally in front of them, as they stopped.
''You guys look ready for an adventure, because you're definitely continuing through this one in 72nd!'' Don announced, as two have arrived pretty hard. ''Also, there might be two teams behind you...''
''Well, we've gotta fight those two!'' Star exclaimed, as she was in a fighting mood.
Star and Marco were just dissapointed once again, as they were just not happy to see that there was a few fire-starters in the house, especially since that Pyro was still doing it.
*The Dimension Travellers' confessional*
''Wait, so that's how we got dizzied?'' Marco asked. ''What the heck happened to the water?''
''Er, somehow it got stolen by some other team.'' Star said. ''Tried to blast it, somehow made all of the stuff drop and they have it now.''
*Confessional cut*
However, things were definitely very different for a few teams, as they were just making the challenge do their thing and no matter and for one, they managed to make a lucky escape with another team in the tow, Sam and Alex were ready for a fight.
''You're getting serious, right?'' Alex asked.
''Yeah...a buttery sock of serious-ness!'' Sam shouted, as she was just finding the sock.
''That's not what I meant.'' Alex was just kinda scared.
''Well, I'm going to get serious with this!'' Sam shouted, as Cat was just trying to pull her away from the fight.
Alex just gave a single second roar and Sam's sock was definitely butter-filled, but it was just dripping with the milky goodness, as Marty was just confused as heck.
''What the heck just happened?'' Marty just asked. ''The sock ain't so deadly!''
''Well, shit, that sock's kinda useless.'' Sam put her fists up.
''Sam, what's your problem?!'' Cat was still pulling hard.
Kitty and Kurt were just walking by to where the Chill Zone obviously was, as they were just walking on through to the obvious place and Cat just about managed to trip up by accident, while Sam just stopped to consider what she was doing.
''I've wasted enough time, so race ya to the end!'' Sam shouted, as Cat was just running along.
''Thank you, random lady with powers!'' Cat shouted even louder.
Kitty was just confused, as Kurt was going to the Zone as fast as he could.
''No problem!'' Kitty shouted back at Cat, still thankful.
The race was happening and Don was watching several teams run to the Chill Zone, as they were just getting head-to-head to the somewhat opened skies that were just shining through the soft and fluffy clouds.
The six of them were definitely battling hard to ensure that they were ahead of the game, but they were all also sure that this was just them being actually serious.
''You better win this one!'' Marty shouted, actually being ahead for once.
''At least we're ahead of these guys.'' Alex confindently told him.
There was only one duo that could get ahead, as the animals were definitely just getting the edge, but the young mutants were definitely pretty close to stealing the edge from the animals.
''Come on, Kurt!'' Kitty encouraged her friend, ready to boost him on.
''So, who's going to arrive in 73rd AKA who's the fastest of these three?'' Don asked, as his answers arrived. ''And to no-one's surprise, the performing animals take that positions.''
Alex and Marty were just done with the race, as they were just relaxing like normal guys, while Kitty and Kurt were just about arriving quickly and they still had enough energy to battle on.
''Young mutants, you did pretty good, if 74th is your definition is being good.'' Don told them. ''Either way, you could be the babysitters, who are definitely 75th!''
Cat and Sam were just offended at Don's words, as they were both tired and they were both angry.
''Would I get a penalty, if I brung some pain on ya?'' Sam asked, as she was just cracking her knuckles.
''Yeah, obviously!'' Don retorted, making the former juvie just drop her fists. ''Besides, you might be kinda stupid.''
Sam was just ready to lay it on, as she was just still clenching her own fists and no-one cared wherever she was going to hit someone or not...sans Cat, who was still pulling hard.
*The Babysitters' confessional*
Sam was just still angry as heck.
''Sam, you can't just pretend punch air forever!'' Cat shouted, as she was watching her friend punch air.
''You're right! I'd rather punch someone!'' Sam said, stopping the punches and the anger for a second.
''Oh, alright.'' Cat was weirdly okay with.
''Actually, er...''
*The Performing Animals' confessional*
''Whoa, did you know she went to juvie?! Now, I know where those moves come from!'' Marty said in a dramatic fashion. ''Alex, we gotta fight her!''
''Do we really have to?'' Alex asked, genuinely exasperated. ''We're already fighting the rest of them.''
''Nah...we can't punch.'' Marty realized slightly.
*The Young Mutants' confessional*
''Kurt, we really need to just up our performance.'' Kitty looked slightly depressed.
''I already know! But we're slowly getting better!'' Kurt's unsure face showed it all.
''Yeah, let's just hope it doesn't swing the other way.''
''I know what you mean.''
*Confessional cut*
''As a few more teams finish their leg and some of them think about the future...''
''...there's still 11 others that were working hard to either find the Chill Zone or trying to find their way out of a allspice tree.'' Don announced, as Dexter and Dee Dee were definitely running with a tip at speed.
Dexter had it in a deep pocket, as the young scientist was just running through to a taxi that was definitely not there and Dee Dee was just keeping up easily.
''I swear they had a bunch of taxis before.'' Dee Dee just realized.
''But they don't have one now, so we're running.'' Dexter told her, letting her on the news.
These two were definitely running pretty hard, as they were taking their chances at trying to finding a pretty decent taxi that would lead them to Spanish Town.
''Oh, I get it now.'' Dee Dee realized again, she was sprinting harder.
The two siblings were definitely running to get somewhere, as there was ten more teams that were just ready to bring that battle...badly and one of them was just really tired and surprisingly keeping up.
''Arle's gonna be mad that I did terrible on this part.'' Maguro was just panting to himself.
''Hey, we could be tied with last.'' Sig said with a very dissapointed look to his face.
''You know, you're kinda right.'' Maguro's face drooped less.
The two teams were definitely meeting each other for the first name, as they had finally noticed each other and they were just really willing to fight.
''Oh, it's on...to find a taxi.'' Maguro's face was a lot more confindent.
''Your mind can't really compherend the taxi that is right in front of you?'' Dexter asked the guy with a ball and a cup.
Maguro just got dragged into the taxi by Sig, as the two teams were quickly in one and they were just ready to get to the Zone.
But still, two teams that were ahead of the two back burnerstrying to find a taxi that just had left with two more teams that were having an time that could be defined as ridiculously awkward.
''Come on, we may tied with third-last, but we've still got the strength to speed up our performance!'' Ribbon Girl exclaimed happily, still looking on the positive side of things.
''Uh, do you know who you're talking to?'' Staci just asked her.
''Yeah, you two are still strong enough to speed up pretty hard!'' Spring Man's face was really optimistic.
Candace was just giving a questioning look to Spring Man, as the two of them were going out of the last challenge with speed.
''Dude, you gotta believe in your own strength. Those noodle legs pack a lot of speed, you know.''
''I swear you're bad at talking.'' Candace told him, trying to not facepalm.
''I kinda have to agree.'' Staci just kinda crossed her arms.
Spring Man just realized what he had said and Ribbon Girl was just a little bit embarrassed by her partner's actions, as the two of them were really travelling.
''Geez, I really turned it around in the wrong way.'' Spring Man slapped his own face.
''Don't worrry about it, I'm pretty sure that it's gonna blow over in the next episode.'' Staci told her, as the rest of them were definitely looking to get out of there.
The three of them just shut up at Staci's revelation, as they pretty much had no reason to argue at all.
*The Girly Best Friends' confessional*
''Well, that was definitely interesting...and terrible.'' Candace said. ''I mean, he could've been more nice and she could have been less conceited, but it was at least not boring.
''Are you gonna complain all day?'' Staci asked, as she was just standing in Spanish Town's centre. ''Or not lose?''
*The Stretchy Fighters' confessional*
''I don't get Candace's problem...okay, maybe I get it with my partner, but why me?'' Ribbon Girl asked, genuinely confused.
''Honestly, I think you're just a little bit too chipper for her.'' Spring Man said.
''Thanks.''
''No problems.''
*The Puzzle Solvers' confessional*
''Eh, it's not that bad that we're competiting against some siblings that just want to have a solid relationship.'' Sig said, starting to feel pretty bad. ''Nope...no..''
Sig was just wiping his eyes.
''Well, they're in a competition for a million dollars.'' Maguro tried to make Sig's eyes not water. ''I'd expected them to be kinda ruthless.''
*Confessional cuts*
There was two teams that were missing in action, as they were just working to see that there was an actual Chill Zone and these four were also pretty angry at being...tricked.
''I can't believe we got sabotaged by those old guys!'' Yuri complained, as she was just walking to the obvious Chill Zone. ''I can't wait to disrespect them for disrespecting us!''
''Yuri, you've gotta put your anger somewhere else...or else you're gonna explode with...Haoh-ken energy.'' Ryu told her, just trying to get things to be calm.
''Wow...'' Yuri was just kinda confused, but she was definitely calm.
''I agree, if those villain guys knows what's good for them, I'll gladly drop my fists.'' Ken said, sending out a viewers-only warning.
''I hope that's someone we can all agree on.'' Ryu told all of them, just happy to be very close to the Chill Zone.
''Yeah, now's not the time for a fight.'' Ryo advised, as he was just happily walking onto the CZ.
Don saw the karate duos step onto the Chill Zone and his face was just plain confused, as he obviously knew what was up.
''Ryu, Ken, you're in 77th, Ryo & Yuri, you're in 76th and you two have probably been sabotaged.'' Don guessed, just getting four thumbs up. ''I guess you don't want to talk about it.''
The two karate-loving teams were ready to confess a bit.
*The Karate Rivals' confessional*
''To be honest, I'd really want those villains to just stop and reconsider their life.'' Ryu said, with his face looking at the camera. ''Besides, we've got better things to deal with.''
''I bet it's not going to be that hard.'' Ken had a confindent smirk on his face.
''Last time you said that, you lost.'' Ryu just closed his eyes for a second.
''Hey, so what if I lost that one time? The next leg's gonna be different!''
*The Karate Siblings' confessional*
''We're badly respresenting our martial art. Father, Robert, if you're watching this...I'm sorry that we got tricked.'' Ryo was just shrugging his shoulders. ''But we're not going to let that stop us!''
''Yeah, that's the spirit!'' Yuri exclaimed with excitement.
''Do we have to get revenge?''
''Uh, yeah!''
*Confessional cut*
The four were definitely arriving, as these previous teams were actually starting to get to the zone.
''Well, we've got a lot of better things to watch, but first you guys are ready to finish, right?'' Don asked, as he was just in the Chill Zone. ''Stretchy Fighters, you're in 78th, despite all odds.''
Spring Man and Ribbon Girl were just elated to see that they were actually at teh Chill Zone, as they were just relaxing hard on the floor.
''Geez, we're consistently at the bottom, which is just really weird.'' Ribbon Girl was just remincing on the decent times.
There was two more duos that were just trying to push each other into a pretty bad positions, as both Maguro and Dexter were knocking each other's shoulders in very obnoxious ways.
''Dude, there's no way that you're not carrying a thesaurus around!'' Maguro shouted with an angry look.
''With that lack of proof, I could easily accuse you of having evil eyes for no reason.''
''Honestly, that's kinda solid.''
''Thank you for your contribution.'' Dexter smugly said, as he tripped over nothing. ''Was that your plan all along?!''
''No.'' Sig told him with a serious face.
There was only one team who could come in 79th and those two were just feeling horrible for accidentally slowling down another team.
''Congrats-I think, Sig and Maguro, you're in 79th! Dexter, Dee Dee, you're in 80th! You both stay another day.'' Don announced, as the two of them were having an arguement for no reason. ''I think there's another team on the horizon.''
Indeed there was, as Staci somehow managed to trip up on the ground and catch some ground.
''Candace, we've been overtaken!'' Staci's eye was suffering from some dust.
''I know that, but what the heck happened to your eye?'' Candace asked.
''It got dusty!''
''Ahhh!''
The two of them were definitely arriving, as Don saw them looking for a glass of water to wash their eyes out and the host just gave them a hose.
''By the way, you're in 81st.'' Don announced, as Staci just got some water and dumped it into her eye. ''Thank you.''
''You're not welcome!'' Candace shouted at the main host.
Don stopped for a second, before he went into...
''As 81 teams finally managed to complete the leg with good moves and moves that exists...''
Daphne and Velma were definitely put into a really bad mood, as they were 82nd and didn't even get acknowledged
''...Well, make that 82...''
''Thanks, Don.'' Velma wasn't in the mood.
''...Jamaica still holds five groups of two very mediocre racers and two of them are going, as one of them realizes that they were going to have to do this in a special way.''
Surly and Andie realized that they were going up against some relatively tough competition, as while they were definitely carrying their tip, they were also going to have deal with another fustrated team.
''Joe, can't you actually not suck?!'' Sylvia complained with justification.
''I'm not even sure!''
''Are you serious?''
Joe and Sylvia were definitely making each other angry, as Surly and Andie were just struggling to watch, struggling to hold on and struggling to not swing hard on their pants.
Surly was just covering his eye with his left and losing grip with his right, as Andie was just trying to get into the pocket...badly, as she was just swinging all around.
''Surly, if I don't make it into that pocket, it's kinda over.'' Andie told him loudly.
''No, it's not kinda over...actually, it might be.'' Surly confindently stated, despite being pretty unsure.
The two squirrels litterally had to jump off the two dating heroes, as their situation was just getting more and more awkward with all of the sudden moves.
''Either they're too...eh, whatever!'' Surly confindently shouted, as he was definitely just out of a taxi.
''Well said.'' Andie said, slightly astounded.
The squirrels weren't even remotely able to get to the Chill Zone as quickly as the dating heroes, who were meetting a dissapointed Don.
''Joe, Sylvia, what the heck's happening and why is it happening?'' Don asked, as the two of them were definitely feeling the funk.
''I don't know really how to say this, but I swear our skills aren't translating as well as we thought.'' Sylvia told the main host, as Joe was just fuming.
''Thanks, but you're in at 83rd AKA still in the race.''
These two were just genuinely happy to stay in the race, but angry at consistently being at the bottom four, but there was five more teams that were still battling hard.
''Well, while some of the last few teams arrive in the game...''
Joe, Sylvia, Daphne and Velma were all looking confindently at the camera for no apparent reason.
''...the bottom three may have included some of the best teams to apparently ever exist, by my standards at least and one of them will survive this elimination!''
One of the teams were genuinely dissapointed by their own performance, as while they were definitely able to shoot in many directions, as the cup brothers, the friendly heroes and the squirrels were battling for the last spot in the race.
One of them was also the fastest and at the same time, travelling the shortest distance, as they were also pretty small.
''Come on, we can make it!'' Andie shouted, scurrying to the visible Chill Zone.
''Oh my god, it's Cuphead?!'' Surly yelled, just attracting the attention of the cup brothers.
''Wait, we're that far back?!'' Mugman also yelled, gaining even more attention.
''No matter what we do, we're running and gunning!'' Cuphead accidentally fired a shot at Surly, who jumped out of the way.
Surly had this weird glare that basically made him stop, as Andie was just trying to pull him in the right direction.
The squirrels were definitely slowed down and not even close to being fast enough to catch with the cup brothers, which was really bad as they could see Don in front of them.
Mugman had this determined look on his face, as he was just running on pretty dusty ground and Cuphead was just trying to cover his own eyes.
Andie...didn't exactly have a great time.
''Argh, I can't see!'' She shouted, as she stopped to take care of her eyes.
''Come on, why are you doing this?'' Surly asked, trying to take care of his friend and get answers.
''I don't know, it was an accident!'' Cuphead shouted, trying to get the squirrels to shut up.
Now where did Athena and Kensou fit in?
These two were actually behind the cup brothers, as they were just trying to race as hard as they could, but they weren't ultimately fast enough.
''Kensou, I don't think we can make it.'' Athena was just running as hard as she could.
''I think we can, but I don't know how!'' Kensou was just putting his effort into his running.
Suddenly, the two of them got tripped over by some stray grass and the final team to be safe was definitely celebrating, as they may have gotten through by luck.
''I'm just happy that those cup brothers managed to stay another day.'' Athena was just happy to see that Cuphead and Mugman were in 84th.
''Well, eliminations really hurts.'' Said a voice that was on the ground.
Athena looked at Surly and immediately, they just had to move to the Zone, as Kensou and Andie knew what to do next.
''Honestly, I'd thought that we would be eliminated in the first episode.'' Andie told Kensou.
''To be honest, I kinda thought you were.'' Kensou was just looking slightly worried.
''Yeah...it kinda happens.''
''Don't worry, at least you're going home safe.''
The two teams arrived at the Chill Zone and Don noticed that something was really off, as one was the comeback champion and the other was really small.
''Hey, uh, I know you two don't need more bad news, but sadly, you two teams have been eliminated from the Super Ridonculous Race.'' Don told the two of them. ''Besides, one of you was the comeback champion!''
Kensou was just angry each other to make Don feel some random wind and Athena just stopped him.
''Anyways, you may go.''
*The Friendly Heroes' elimination confessional*
''Kensou, are you okay?'' Athena asked, as footage of her and Kensou running up the stairs were shown.
''Yeah, it's just that I really...want to do something else.'' Kensou's face was blushing, but footage of him trying to revive her friend was just shown.
''Hold on, Kensou, I hope you're okay.'' Footage of Kensou driving hard as shown. ''Kensou?''
''Uh, yeah! Nothing too bad happened!'' Kensou shouted, as he was just rubbing his head.
Athena accidentally blushed before she just wanted to remind her friend of something.
''I think we're going to train together!'' She realized.
''Yes!'' Kensou jumped excitedly.
The two of them were in high spirits.
*The Squirrels' elimination confessional*
''Talk about surviving a gauntlet of racing.'' Surly said, as footage of him slowly climbing up the stairs was sure.
''Seriously, I can't count the times that we did almost die on even two hands!'' Andie said loudly, as footage of her trying to collect a coin through sneakier means made it through.
''You know, somehow we survived three eliminations, but I guess today's not our day.'' Surly just dominating the dance table was just shown.
''Well, I'm definitely going to have a real story.''
''Wow, tell me about it.''
*Confessional cut to Don*
''Well, that's it for Jamaica, where two very sad eliminations happened at the exact same time...''
Athena, Kensou, Surly and Andie all had tears in their faces.
''...and some major sabotage also happened, but there's definitely going to be more in the Super Ridonculous Race!'' Don announced, as his teeth shined and the tears were still dripping. ''I really need a tissue.''
To be continued in the fifth episode, where another country gets revealed and (Western) Europe manages to get its first appearence in the competition, as the bike strategies that to be pulled out, the rivalries becomes real and the cheesiness becomes physical in Holland or more accurately, Rotterdam!
The teams that are going on Flight #1 to Holland:
1st: The Ice Dancers (Jacques & Josee)
2nd: The Evil Geniuses (Eggman & Boxman)
3rd: The Mercenaries (Ralf & Clark)
4th: The Fast Friends (Sonic & Knuckles)
5th: The Bodega Workers (Rad & Enid)
6th: The Street Fighters (Terry & Mary)
7th: The Plumbers (Mario & Luigi)
8th: The Reality Show Villains (Heather & Alejandro)
9th: The Reality Show Heroes (Gwen & Leshawna)
10th: The Teen Agents (Kim & Ron)
11th: The Reluctant Partners (Pete & Mortimer)
12th: The Pirates (Mr. Smee and Captain Hook)
13th: The Old Villains (Coachman & Stromboli)
14th: The Skeleton Brothers (Sans & Papyrus)
15th: The Bounty Hunters (Samus & ''Captain'' Douglas Falcon)
16th: The Stepbrothers (Chet & Lorenzo)
17th: The Kid Heroes (Kaio & Dendy)
18th: The High School Friends (Batsu & Hinata)
19th: The Prosecutors (Miles & Franziska)
20th: The Mutants (Wolverine & Gambit)
21st: The Idiot Brothers (Karamatsu & Jyushimatsu)
22nd: The Nature Lovers (Hayley & Jeff)
23rd: The Unlikely Friends (Shingo & Benimaru)
24th: The Fashion Bloggers (Tom & Jen)
25th: The Odd Combination (Brick & Dawn)
26th: The Bounty Hunters (Captain Falcon & Samus)
27th: The Grandfather & Grandson (Rick & Morty)
28th: The Foxes (Tails & Zoey)
29th: The Survivalists (Jasmine & Shawn)
30th: The Women Warriors (Cammy & Chun-Li)
The second flight to an African country:
31st: The Thief & The Agent (Sly & Carmelita)
32nd: The Singer-Songwriters (Austin & Ally)
33rd: The Reality Show Fangirls (Katie & Sadie)
34th: The Demon Hunters (Dante & Trish)
35th: The Questionable Heroes (K' & Maxima)
36th: The Low-Key Scammers (Ed & Eddy)
37th: The Lonely Warriors (Jack & Johnny B.)
38th: The Police Officers (Nick & Judy)
39th: The Hard-Working Kids (Rolf & Ed)
40th: The Adult Best Friends (Fry & Bender)
41st: The Obscure Warriors (Sho & Gai)
42nd: The Old-School Brothers (Barry & Adam)
43rd: The New School Brothers (Drake & Josh)
44th: The Friends With Glasses (Alya & Nino)
45th: The Graffiti Artists (Beat & Gum)
46th: The Rough Friends (King & Mai)
47th: The Young Women Warriors (Kasumi & Xiangfei)
48th: The Monster Girls (Felicia & Morrigan)
49th: The Rich Sisters (Tori & Trina)
50th: The Angry Critics (Nostalgia Critic & AVGN)
51st: The Older Sisters (Leni & Lori)
52nd: The Tough Guys (Shen & Kukri)
53rd: The Wrestler & Promoter (Hugo & Poison)
54th: The Strange Siblings (Carly & Spencer)
55th: The Treasure Hunters (Wario & Waluigi)
56th: The Rude Dudes (Phil & Jack)
57th: The Undersea Buddies (Spongebob & Patrick)
58th: The Park Slackers (Modrecai & Rigby)
59th: The Zombie Fighters (Frank & Chuck)
60th: The Strong Friends (Buu & Hercule)
The third flight to the next country!
61st: The Military Strategists (Sami & Max)
62nd: The Mechanical Fighters (Peacock & Big Band)
63rd: The Good Couple (Mickey & Minnie)
64th: The Father & Son Duo (Hank & Bobby Hill)
65th: The Animal Agents (Kitty & Dudley)
66th: The Short Duo (Stewie & Brian)
67th: The High-School Runners (Kagura & Tomo)
68th: The High-Speed Drifters (Takumi & Itsuki)
69th: The Real Bears (Grizz & Panda)
70th: The Camp Councillors (Emma & Xander)
71st: The Questionable Partners (Spy & Pyro)
72nd: The Dimension Travellers (Marco & Star)
73rd: The Performing Animals (Alex & Marty)
74th: The Young Mutants (Kitty & Kurt)
75th: The Babysitters (Samantha & Cat)
76th: The Karate Siblings (Ryo & Yuri)
77th: The Karate Rivals (Ryu & Ken)
78th: The Stretchy Fighters (Spring Man & Ribbon Girl)
79th: The Puzzle Solvers (Maguro & Sig)
80th: The Contrasting Siblings (Dexter & Dee Dee)
81st: The Girly Best Friends (Candace & Staci)
82nd: The Young Investigators (Daphne & Velma)
83rd: The Dating Heroes (Joe & Sylvia)
84th: The Cup Brothers (Cuphead & Mugman)
The eliminated teams:
85th: The Friendly Heroes (Athena & Kensou)
86th: The Squirrels (Surly & Andie)
87th: The Dumb Roomates (Chris & Zach)
88th: The Odd Jobbers (Gintoki & Kagura)
89th: The Wrestling Tigers (Armour King & King)
90th: The Old Magicians (Merlin & Mim)
91st: The Awkward Brothers (PJ & Gabe)
92nd: The Bad Friends (Chloe & Sabrina)