Super Ridonculous Race
Episode 5: The Dutch Cycle!
Part 1: Two Wheels In The Game!
Well, now the team count has been cut down to about 83 and the leaderboard got a good reorganisation with some of the middle tier teams get raised up and two top-tier teams get sabotaged to the bottom by a totally mysterious team!
Anyways, this is a new episode, so two new challenges, a new mode of transportation and new tactics are going to take place in the land of bike infrastructure, unique cheese and pretty good pieces of art!
Don was just ready to do the recap once again.
''Last time on the Super Ridonculous Race, Jamaica was actually a little bit cloudier than I expected and we might have helped harvest a ton of allspice berries.''
Sonic sprinting up the tree was just shown.
''Even then, the athletics was where things become a lot more physical and by physical, I mean, the big guys struggled at the challenge.''
Eggman was just shown struggling to run as quickly as he could, as he was sweating with Sonic rolling his eyes.
''As for the pimento challlenge, some people were definitely starting forest fires or doing something equally dumb.''
Spy and Pyro were definitely
''And even then, all of the teams managed to find the Chill Zone, wherever very quickly, which our winning team did or very slowly, which caused some teams to lose an hour.''
Frank and Chuck were just shown trying to just find the Chill Zone in the centre of town.
''In the end, no matter how fast or slow the remaining teams were, two still had to go and these two weren't really surprising, as saying goodbye to the Friendly Heroes and The Squirrels was hard.''
There was the two duos that were just really saddened, as Athena and Kensou were just struggling to hold back the tears and Surly and Andie were definitely leaving with an happy expression.
''The squirrels have raced very hard, but it's only going to get harder, as rivalries finally start up, the two alliances are butting heads and I look better than ever! See all of that on...''
The camera zoomed into Don's beatitful face.
''...The Super Ridonculous Race!''
His shiny teeth transitioned into something completely different also known as the intro that I will probably never do.
The main host was just looking to the first two teams that would be heading to the first flight, as they were just in the mood to bring their skills to a new location.
''Well, last time, the ice dancers and the evil geniuses snatched first and second respectively, but that doesn't mean that they can't both go first.'' Don announced, as the two teams were preparing for the next round. ''Also, the flights depart hourly.''
Eggman and Boxman were just struggling to stretch hard, while Jacques and Josee were stretching all over the place.
*The Ice Dancers' confessional*
''Josee, we're going to keep on winning fairly, but that doesn't mean we're going to be fair all of the time.'' Jacques said, as he had an sneaky smile.
''So, are we going to-'' Josee excitedly said.
''Yes, we are!''
The duo had some slightly evil smiles.
*The Evil Geniuses' confessional*
''It's actually really hard to say if those ice dancers are still the same guys from a bunch of seasons ago.'' Eggman said, just eating some hot meat.
''Yeah, erm, where did you find this good meat?'' Boxman skeptically asked.
''Found a stall, grabbed the meat quickly and threw money at it!'' Eggman proclaimed, as he was just digging into it.
''Oh...this is really spicy and really good!'' Boxman actually sounded angry. ''It makes me want to do revenge!"
*Confessional cut*
''And they share their flight to...''
There was a bunch of teams preparing their stuff and two of them were in total opposition to each other and also right next to each other and Jacques and Josee weren't doing anything.
''...to-''
''We're going to Rotterdam, Jacques!'' Josee beamed with happiness. ''Together, we'll succeed with the cheese!''
Josee was just beaming with happiness, as there was 29 behind her that felt the opposite way for reasons that may be related to the first season.
''That was really cheesy.'' Jacques said with a suave look.
Don had a thing to do and he was just in it, trying to wring it all out.
''Netherlands is an very interesting country, being the home of loads of cheese, world-famous art and music that I kinda don't understand.'' Don announced, as he was just having some headphones. ''Besides all of that, it's also famous for a few awesome cheeses and a high amount of cyclists and one heck of a university, where you can study a ton!''
Don was just walking in front of the cool airport that led to two different cities, wearing his clogs proudly.
''After landing in Rotterdam Airport, which where the city becomes hosts to this episode.''
The Don Box had painted clogs on the bottom.
''...And this awesome Don Box!''
*Insert cut to the contestants that weren't waiting*
''The first 30 teams, which is a lot of duos, are getting their tickets to Rotterdam and some of their attempts to nab a ticket may be a little heavy-handed.''
Terry was just trying to block Shawn from aggressively going to the front of the line and Wolverine just waltzed on through and complained.
''You two really need to get some patience.'' Gambit told them, just making the fighters stop.
''Yeah...good fightin' spirit.'' Wolverine managed to get the tickets.
Gambit made a quick wink at Mary, who wasn't returning.
''Though, you are definitely beatitful and your grabs are just as beautiful as you.''
''Wow, thank you. It's not like fourty other guys said that.'' Mary was just not in the mood.
''Come on, I'm just trying to make your mood brighter.''
''Well, my mood's bright enough!''
The two of them were just happy to leave it at that, as Wolverine was just eyeing the evil teams suspiciously and Terry was just doing the exact same thing.
Gambit and Mary were just genuinely confused at what their partners were staring at, as they were getting their tickets.
''I sense that they did something pretty bad.'' Gambit was just spinning his card around.
''But most of them are old guys!'' Mary exclaimed.
''And old guys are very capable of being bad guys.'' Jasmine added in.
''They must have the experience to know that's a bad move.'' Mary replied, not really convinced.
Pete and Mortimer in particular were definitely being stared at, even if they were obviously just shocked.
*The Reluctant Partners' confessional*
''I'm starting to think being in this alliance isn't that good of an idea.'' Pete grumbled. ''Mostly because of the old guys.''
''What? Is it that you're too old and they did some good sabotage?'' Mortimer mocked his friend, just nudging him in the shoulder.
*Confessional cut*
As for the other teams, they were having to wait in line and some of them were actually pretty paitent about their situation.
''Well, to be honest, I'd never think that I would get put on the first flight!'' Jen was just really excited.
''Heh, you wish you were as good as us, right?'' Sonic asked with a very smug grin.
''Uh, no!''
''Uh, yes!''
''So, you're too slow to catch up?''
''The total opposite, fashionsta slowpoke!''
''Like, get over yourself.''
Sonic and Jen were both going at it, while Tom and Knuckles were just letting it happen, as these two were unlikely to be in a fight and the unlikely friends were definitely in front of them.
''Hey, Jen.'' Benimaru called. ''Dunno if the line's moving.''
''But maybe you should just stop talking, Sonic.'' Knuckles interrupted confindently.
Sonic was just rolled his own eyes, as the Fashion Bloggers were ready to do a confessional.
*Fashion Bloggers' confessional*
''Uh, how the hell did this even happen?'' Tom was just scratching his head. ''I mean, people don't have to push their bad mood on someone else.''
''Ok, thank you.'' Jen just snapped back. ''Wait, am I that person?''
''Er...''
*Confessional cut*
''And the first flight racers are on the plane to Rotterdam, where they're going to have a bad time.''
There was Captain Falcon and Papyrus on the plane, but their rowdiness was definitely getting on everybody's else nerves.
''Come on, you must know how that spaghetti kicks butt!'' Captain Falcon said like he was having a bad signal.
''The Great Papyrus can't just simply describe that amazing dish!''
''Really?''
''Yes...I haven't cooked it!''
Sonic was just trying to get some earmuffs from Tails, who was just enjoying the peaceful silence and he managed to get one.
Chet and Lorenzo were just half-asleep right next to them.
''Dude, you've got to be obsessed to the spaghetti.''
''Spaghetti is the best thing on...''
Batsu was just struggling to relax on the flight, as Hinata was just enjoying the simple talk of two guys talking about long strands of semolina.
''Oh, tell me about that one time you've got the best spaghetti.''
''So I said to the human...WHAT ARE THOSE-'' Papyrus almost yelled.
Franziska was just giving a quick death stare to the two rowdy guys and Samus just shook her head in shame.
''Can you two please just make yourselves quieter? I can hear you from three aisles away and so do a good chunk of the passengers in this plane.''
Captain Falcon and Papyrus were definitely getting the stare from her, as the skeleton nodded.
''I am very sorry, Franziska!'' Papyrus just panicked.
''Sorry about that, we're just kinda loud.'' Captain Falcon answered, keeeping his voice down.
Franziska was just pretty happy to leave them alone, as the two were definitely very scared of what could potentially happen and the rest of the plane were relieved.
*The Skeleton Brothers' confessional*
''You should've calmed down when you had the chance, bro. Now, you've probably got scary dreams.'' Sans told him.
''She really stared into my soul...''
Sans was just shrugging, as he knew what was up next.
''The Great Papyrus must know how to get her into an alliance.''
''Just don't.'' Sans replied quickly.
*The Manly Presecutor's confessional*
''I can sense that the skeleton brothers have made an alliance that would be able rule the competition and they already have a solid friendship.'' Edgeworth just was analising. ''They're not fools for the simple-minded fools out there.''
*Confessional cut*
Well, while things were going alright for the first flight players, Don was back at the starting line for the second flight players that really wanted to do their thing and these guys were pumped for the occassion.
''Even they depart an hour later, some of the teams are ready to take on the world with enthusiasm!''
''That's right Don!'' Katie yelled, as though she was hosting.
''I'm also here too.'' Judy was just jumped out behind Katie.
These two were definitely in a good mood.
''...while others pretend to have crippling depression or are very angry at the fact that they're on the second flight.''
''What the hell?! You can't say that!'' Xiangfei shouted, as she wanted to slap the host.
''I'll enjoy making your hosting ass annoyed!'' Shen was just ready for a fight.
''Good luck.'' Don told them, as he was just walking away from the potential fight.
*The Young Women Warriors' confessional*
''What's your problem? Ryo's way behind us for suspicious reasons and we've got the skills to make it to the first flight.'' Kasumi was just trying to calm down an angry Xiangfei.
''Actually, I'm just very angry that we're seated next to-'' Xiangfei explained herself.
*Confessional cut*
Kasumi and Xiangfei realized that things were ''great'' when they realized that they had to be in the same aisle as Wario and Waluigi, who were just having a farting problem.
''Wha?'' Wario didn't even care.
''Even out here, it's pungent as hell.'' Xiangfei just clarified.
''Oh, yeah...wanna hang with Wario? My smell attracts all of the ladies.'' Wario just took one look at the disgusted Xiangfei.
Kasumi was just attempting to find a taxi to the airport, as she tried to not sniff it.
''Wario, you need to lay off the dim sum for the rest of the month.''
''But I'm a great treasure hunter!''
''And you kinda greatly smell.'' Xiangfei was just not in the mood.
These two were definitely hitting it off and if Waluigi and Kasumi's reactions are anything to go by, they weren't exactly seeing a long-term relationship.
''Waluigi knows that this ain't gonna work.'' The lanky guy crossed his arms.
''Yeah, it's gonna be a long 7 hours...or it's probably longer.'' Kasumi was just shaking her head.
''Waluigi knows that when that's over, the team's winning!''
''Don't worry, I think you're going to be wrong!''
There was definitely going to be a wait to get a ride in the taxi, so there was a few teams who chose a better option that was not for the weak.
They were going to have to run on some very dirty grass to ensure that the situation wasn't going to be slowed down.
''Okay, little rabbit and girly fighters, we kinda have to run to even have a chance to get to the taxi stand.'' Dante stated, just being ridiculously fast.
''And why are we running through the grass?'' Judy asked.
''Dante, did you even think?!'' Mai yelled, startling Judy.
''If we go onto a road that's kinda very busy and we find a taxi, we should be able to save some time somewhere.'' Dante was still running for a taxi. ''Beside, we already found one.''
These six were definitely just running their way to the taxi that actually stopped, as the man just wanted him to get in.
''Sweet, because there's still a whole leg in front of us.'' Trish told the demon, as they were all just getting in.
''And honestly, we've probably got a bunch of time to relax, so it's not that big of a move.'' King was just ready to get to the airport. ''Take us to the airport. We're in the ridonculous race.''
''Yeah and make sure that it's Kingston's airport.'' Trish clarified, as her partner had a very smug look.
''See, I told that it worked.'' Dante was just ready to boast hard.
''Oh, hey.'' Austin tried to say, even though it wasn't heard.
Mai was just rolling her eyes with a weird smile and then she blushed in some kind of realisation, as Judy was just definitely seeing the country pass her by, complete with the other contestants trying to find some more taxis.
*The Police Officers' confessional*
''Dante's definitely a time-saver and probably a life-saver.'' Nick said, still being cool.
''Come on, he didn't really save that much time. Austin and Ally got here way before us!'' Judy exclaimed to him.
''Actually, I think we were the first ones in the taxi.'' Ally corrected Judy, who was just shocked.
''See.''
*The Rough Friends' confessional*
''I didn't even know that the superstars were even in there and those guys were definitely getting some attention!'' Mai realized angrily. ''Geez, those guys have hidden skills.''
''Come on, Mai, being famous would be massive drain on your life, especially when you just want to do what you're known for-'' King explained it simply.
''-Actually, how do I get that attention?''
''Don't.''
*Confessional cut*
''Also, there's the remaining teams that are waiting to go on the third flight and they don't really matter right now, because...'' Don did his thing.
''...the teams on the third flight finally get some camera spotlight, as Flight #2 files in the air, Fight #1 is definitely ahead and I just tricked you.''
Ryo, Ryu, Ken and Yuri were definitely a little bit angrier than before, if Ryu's angry face was any indication.
''How did we get tricked by some asshole with an top hat and a-'' Yuri was just ridiculously mad.
''Don't let the anger get to you.'' Ryu advised her, as he just closed his hand on her fist.
''Thanks...I just want to fight him.''
''He's probably handy with a whip and Don's got his lawyers on standby, so that's a no go.'' Ken was just genuinely looking dissapointed.
''Why?!'' Yuri was just getting slapped by his brother.
''Because injuries suck!'' Ryo was just as angry and also expressing it. ''And no-one deserves to be injured by a random person having a bad day!''
''Can we be in an alliance?'' Ryu asked awkwardly.
''Yes!'' Ryo exclaimed loudly.
Ryu was just genuinely put-off by the anger coming from the siblings, as he and Ken were trying to do some ticket grabbing for the most part.
The karate rivals and the karate siblings were second and third, respectively, after a certain team that may have gotten screwed for completely different reasons.
''Er, why are you guys so angry?'' Minnie actually looked scared.
''Honestly, I'm not really sure. They've been sabotaged and so have we.'' Ryu explained himself, ready to be with someone calm.
''Oh, but why are your friends so intense.''
''Probably for vengance or revenge.'' Ryu guessed.
The three teams were definitely pretty damn silent, as the awkwardness managed to get amped up by two new arrivals that were just very confused and very paitent to wait.
''Er, is this the line to the ticket lady?'' Dudley asked, as he was just behind them.
''What else did you think it was?'' Brian asked, not giving a damn.
''A line for random people, dude. Seriously, the karate guys are intense.''
''Intensely angry, definitely. Intense, probably not.'' Brian answered.
''I thought they just came back from the gym.''
*The Miniature Duos' confessional*
''What the hell is up with them? Seriously, they're ridiculously angry for someone sabotaging their butts to down to my flight?'' Stewie angrily complained. ''Oh, they could-''
''Stewie, Stewie.'' Brian was just confused as heck.
''What is it?!''
Brian didn't even say anything, as Stewie was just kinda pleased.
''You're gonna regret it.''
*Emma's' confessional*
Emma was just checking her phone to do a quick post.
''Oh...I probably shouldn't really do this, but I've got the perfect photo!'' She was just looking a potential firestarter. ''Eh, no-one will believe me.''
*The Secret Agents' confessional*
''Well, Dudley, you could've handle that better.'' Kitty said. ''But then again, the karate brother and sister were definitely steaming.''
''See, I told you! There has to be a gym around here or there's something seriously wrong with them.'' Dudley was just looking for an explaination
*Confessional cut*
''While the bottom teams are waiting for tickets to the third flight...''
There was a unique plane that was landing in Rotterdam and they contained some of the most ''spirited'' all-stars to even run a race.
''...the top 30 teams on the first flight have landed in Rotterdam to do their thing and their thing is beat the rest of them in ways that are probably in the grey area!''
Don's box was definitely in front of Rotterdam's international airport, as the ticket dispenser with the painted on clog and there was something special that was just waiting for everybody.
''Sonic, you're too slow!'' Jacques butted in, having an very smug expression.
''The only thing that's stopping me is the speed limit.'' Sonic upped the smugness.
''Come on-''
''Y'know, being considerate and whatever.''
The two front running duos were definitely at the box and Tails managing to come in and just accidentally hit the button first with Zooey being genuinely estatic.
''GO, TAILS!'' She yelled, making sure that everybody heard it.
Tails was definitely rolling onto the other side of the road, but he definitely had no tip and with a few teams coming up with a tip, Zooey was just facepalming.
''Sorry, Zooey, just got too carried-'' Tails apologised loudly, before Knuckles cut him off.
''There should be bikes here...or something.'' Knuckles was just looking somewhere completely different.
Chet managed to snatch a tip from Jacques' hands to read it, as the ice dancing king was just getting another one, making things incredibly awkward.
''Congrats, you have arrived in Rotterdam. Now you should find a dockless bike that may be marked with the Ridonculous Race sign and try to find the first challenge.'' Chet and Jacques somehow read at the same time.
These two were definitely happy to make sure that the person standing next to them didn't really get the bike and so did their partners.
''Well, what are you waiting for?!'' Lorenzo yelled.
''Go and get the bikes!'' Josee commanded.
Chet and Jacques were definitely in the mood to make sure that their partners didn't successfully destroy them in the process, as the hunt for the bikes were amping.
The teams were definitely trying their hardest to either get some bikes that had the signs on it, as there was a few duos that might have gotten luck.
''Colonel, there's litterally a tandem to your right.'' Clark was definitely denoting the logo.
''Wow, that was weirdly easy.'' Ralf was just kinda stumped. ''Let's ride to the first challenge!''
''Yes, sir!''
The two were definitely biking off, as there was a few more that were just equally close to them, as there was a couple of dudes that were great at finding.
These dudes were also fighters.
''Alright, we're still in this!'' Shingo screamed, as he was just riding out of there.
''Well, we've definitely got one.'' Hayley said, as she was just jumping on it. ''Why doesn't Don try to do enviromentally friendly things like this more often.''
''Dunno.'' Jeff was just kinda confused, as he started pedalling. ''Hey, who's the guy with the claws?''
Logan didn't even take one look at the guy, as Remy managed to find a bike and it didn't even have any motors.
''That's definitely a downgrade.'' Logan/Wolverine was just checking out the bike.
''Does it really matter?'' Remy/Gambit asked.
Soon enough, more and more teams were going out of the airport with one dockless tandems and they included Tails and Zooey, ready to take it on their stride, Chet and Lorenzo, who stuck their tongues out at the survivalists, as they rode fast.
*The Survivalists' confessional w/ bike laying on a wall*
''Those stepbrothers are kinda really rude.'' Shawn said. ''I swear they act like they're nine!''
''Shawn, just ignore them. I'm pretty sure they're gonna grow out of it.'' Jasmine just wanted him to calm down.
''They're probably going to be embarassed when they watch it.''
*Confessional cut*
Jacques and Josee managed to get one and their determined faces were really obvious.
Kim was just riding after the ice dancers and Ron was just trying to do a wheelie to increase the speed.
Sanders was in lead of the non-motorised bike, but she and MacArthur was just ridiculously adept, as Sonic and Knuckles was just making his bike skid strangely.
Hook and Smee were somehow the fastest riders, as they were just going out of there with speed, but Mario and Luigi were definintely tailing them from a small distance.
Either way, for some, it was not a fun time finding some tandems, as they either just coming up with ordinary tandems or they didn't really fit them.
''Heck yeah! We are out!'' Eggman exclaimed, as he was just smiling.
''Now we need it keep it up like all good villains do.'' Boxman said.
Kaio was just trying his hardest to jump onto the tandem, but Dendy was actually quite a bit ahead, as she helped him to jump on there.
''Thanks, Dendy.'' Kaio was just at the front.
''You are very welcome.''
These guys were definitely going off.
Rad and Enid were the next two to leave, as they had parting words for one duo.
''Sabotagers, I hope you get what you really deserve!'' Rad was just letting Enid do her thing.
Coachman, Stromboli, Pete and Mortimer were definitely not good at getting their butts to keep the speed.
''So what, I just came up with the idea! It's not like I did it or anything!'' Pete retorted very loudly, just getting some attention.
''Thank you for the idea.'' Coachman just bowed on a bike.
''Shut up! That could've ended badly, you idiot!'' Pete was just cycling his way to the first leg.
''Anything goes when you could be earning a lot of money!''
''It was risky as heck!''
Jyushimatsu and Karamatsu were just watching all of the arguing go down between the two alliance members and one of the brothers were definitely noticing something.
*The Idiot Brothers' confessional*
''Heh, I bet the villains are going to be angry about something pretty important.'' Karamatsu was just trying to deduct things. ''and that I'm going to get a girlfriend!''
''Yeah, you go and do that!'' Jyushimatsu enthuastically said. ''Also, when's the baseball challenge?''
''I don't...know.'' Karamatsu just donned his shades, after saying this dramatically.
*The Pirates' confessional*
''Smee, I love how those big men could really stop those blige water contestants from winning!'' Hook boasted, having an very confindent smirk.
''But, cap'n, that barely worked!'' Smee was just genuinely confused. ''But I'm sure you're going to do it and much better.''
''How?'' Hook asked, definitely a sceptical man.
''I don't know.'' Smee didn't really have an idea.
''I'd rather blast the blasted teams.''
*Confessional Cut*
''Is someone going to explode anger over the small stuff? Or the big stuf? Because let's be honest, there's eight duos that are ready to explode on...The Super Ridonculous Race!'' Don was just being the best host with very shiny teeth.
*insert teeth cut here*
To be continued in Part 2, where the first challenge gets to be revealed and the Dutch challenges finally begin, as the ability to ride the tandems gets handed to the teams on the second and third flight respectively.