Super Ridonculous Race
Episode 5: The Dutch Cycle!
Part 3b: Cutting The Cheese!
Well, guys, the trip didn't really take that long, as it was only a single day and while that day up in Cheetham Hill, which is in Manchester, was pretty fun, it's not going to stop me from making this chapter pretty lengthy!
Also, I want to make sure that there's more emotional bits and story bits in future chapters from this chapter onward, so can you please review this story to make sure that it works really well?
I'd really appericiate any thoughts from the fans of this story and people that just come to view this story!
Anyways, on with the fourth part of the fifth episode!
''Welcome back to the Super Ridonculous Race, where normal teams like Nino and Alya are mixed with some of the weirder teams such as Sans and Papyrus in Rotterdam!'' Don announced, as the two of them just slammed into each other. ''Wow, everyone's just crashing into each other!''
These two were just very not willing to just confront each other in an aggressive way, but at the same time they did both just slammed each other in the chest.
The early afternoon sun and the fact that both of them completed the camera challenge allowed them to do one simple thing that all of them prepared to do.
''Oh, I'm so sorry for just not looking.'' Alya was just scared of the two skeletons.
''No, I am very sorry for not looking ahead!'' Papyrus was just loud and friendly.
''It's okay, I was just looking at the camera.''
''Oh, me too!''
Papyrus and Alya were just ready to get back into the game, as their partners were just a little bit ahead of them, as their confindence rose back up and their attitudes were just coming out for real.
''Let's have a friendly competition, my dear friend Alya! Then we're going to get spaghetti!'' Papyrus shouted, as he was just excited for the possilbility. ''And it's going to a spaghetti competition!''
Alya was just taking a quick look at Sans, who was just shaking his head and raising his hands, as her face was just pretty sweaty.
''Er, no thanks, I'd like to see the city and not have a spaghetti competition.''
''Hey...my brother kinda really loves spaghetti and...uh, yeah.'' Sans was just plain feeling awkward about this strange interaction.
''I'm sorry if I was too enthusastic.'' Papyrus just simply apologised to the two teens that had quite a bit of time. ''I just want to make friends in this competitive world race thingy!''
Both teams were now actually going into the same direction, as they were just going to another gallery that had the tip in the place, as they were just going to bring it a little bit harder than before.
''Dude, I kinda get it, but I think you should chill...kinda.'' Nino just told Papyrus directly, who was at the back now. ''Sorry 'bout that.''
''No problem, I think I can handle those words!'' Papyrus exclaimed, as Nino knew that how he was.
''Eh, he's always loud.'' Sans told Nino, who just gave a knowing smile.
The two teams were soon back on track, as they were just seeing that there was quite a few teams that were just racing back into the main game, especially with some of the more heated girls and Katie and Sadie being more motivated than ever.
The two of them were just ready to make sure that the best female friends and the monster girls were going to just stay behind them, even with only their feet to use.
''Hey, Nino.'' Sadie just tried to grabbed Nino's attention.
''Just trying to do it for my team, my girl.'' Needless to say, it worked pretty well.
Nino and Alya were just trying their hardest to keep up with the skeleton brothers, but even with more meat on their legs, their speed was just not swift enough to stop the monster girls from passing by.
''It's not personal.'' Morrigan told the two of them, wearing shades and a completely new outfit.
''Trust me, it's not!'' Felicia added, actually having the opposite effect.
The monster girls managed to pass them with a hint of ease, as these guys were definitely not getting some real estate to get a move on and but the best friends were still behind Alya and Nino.
*Nino's confessional, set in the Maritime Museum*
Nino was just almost done to catch his breath once again.
''Dude...this...race is killer once you get into it!'' Nino exclaimed. ''I wish Adrian was here, but dude's got a lot of photoshoots to go to! 'Least he can watch it.''
*The Best Friends' confessional, also set in this museum*
''Sadie, I know that we're in this Ridonculous Race, but wow, everybody is just trying to either hurt us or slow us down!'' Katie was just really feeling pretty worn-out.
''Come on, Katie! I swear we're up against the best of the best...we're really doing good!'' Sadie was just really ready to do some encouraging.
*Felicia's confessional, set outside of the museum*
Felicia was just happy to do some old-school chilling outside of the museum.
''I wonder how the other teams are acting like?'' Felicia asked with a hint of worriedness. ''Come on, it's race where they're going around the world, I bet they're giddy!''
She did her meow before Jack actually noticed it.
''Cat woman, what are you trying to do?''
''Make a confessional!'' Felicia exclaimed.
*Confessional*
''Well, there's always time for more pointless drama that is going to
Tails and Zoey were just slowly moving their bike that was surprisingly hard to cycle for a mysterious reason, but these guys were definitely some of the slower bikers that were just soaking things up.
''Uh, are you going to go fast or are you not?'' Heather was just angrily asking some profound questions, as she was just waiting for no apparent reason. ''I mean-''
''-There's a bunch of teams that are just going to slam into you if you try to pass.'' Tails informed, pointing towards his right side.
Tails just pointed towards the emptier side of the street that they were both riding on along with a few other teams that were just passing them by.
These few other teams were just not really in the mood to be angry, as they were just ready to hit the challenge box and pass on the opposite side of the two slower teams.
''Sorry, I'm just passing through with some of the best pictures.'' Tom said, as he rung his bell proudly.
''Same thing here!''
Jen just rung it like there was no other issue, such as the fact that certain teams were just taking their ride down a gear and others were just seeing that thing was a little bit slower than usual.
Once the crowd had passed through, Heather and Alejandro finally manged to get their chance to ride side-by-side with the two foxes and it looked like that things were about to get some kind of pass.
Tails and Zoey were there to just stop them to occupying the space that was currently in front of them, as they were just swerving to match Heather and Alejandro's movements that were just behind them.
''Wow, talk about giving it your all. I just wonder if it's going to be enough for your girlfriend.'' Alejandro was just trying to make Tails be off his game.
''Honestly, she's just my friend for now.'' Tails swerved to the left slightly, giving the reality show pros some time to pass along...mostly.
Ron and Kim was just getting a back view of the strange debacle, as they were just seeing the rear of the tandems, the rear of the shady tactics and the rear of two teams that were just prepared to do some stuff to win, one willing to use more options than the other.
''KP, er, Tails is definitely gonna-'' Ron could see that things weren't going to go too well.
''Possibly crash? I don't think so.''
''But he just lost his balance.''
''And...''
Kim and Ron were just not in the mood to talk with each other, as there was still reality show players that were about to arrive in a certain direction and these two teams were just prepared to make it.
''Oh my god, what the heck happened to our bike?'' Gwen asked, as the paint job was just a little bit wonky.
''Looks like Heather vandalised the paint job! Girl has no idea what's she doing.'' Leshawna was just not even angry.
''I think I can see that.''
''Anyways, let's just hope that the market isn't filled up with angry people that can't wait.''
''I think that's just inevitable.'' Gwen was just shrugging, as she got on it.
Gwen and Leshawna were just ready to catch up to the teen agents, but they weren't even close.
The second flight and third flight teams were actually mixing pretty hard, as while the Nostalgia Critic and the AVGN were just being the angry critics in a strangely verboses sense, The Karate Siblings were just steamrolling through the challenge for no apparent reason.
Ryo quite litterally brushed past Nerd's head, as he might just somewhat thoughtlessly just ran with his chest ending up in the same general space as the left side of the forehead.
''Holy shit, why did you do that, while you was looking?'' The nerd with square glasses just sprung up to just argue.
''Listen, video game nerd, I am really sorry! I'm just really motivated to win.'' Ryo was just being super direct.
The Nerd was just being very offput by Ryo's strangely angry presence.
''Er, are you just going to take a picture with the tip or not?'' Nerd wasn't even giving a single damn about whatever baggage Ryo was carrying. ''You've got more tension that Sonic 06 has glitches.''
''If I knew what that meant, you'd still be right.'' Ryo was just happy to disagree with passion.
Ryo was just ready to do his thing, no matter how little space he had, as this young karate genius was just turning on the camera and turning it on himself to make sure that the photo was actually realy high quality.
Wario was just coming to do some photo-taking, as he was just ready to show off his own grin to the art viewers that were just digusted.
''Yeah, what are you going to do about my smile?'' Wario was just ready to prove to all of the haters that he was just very proud about his somewhat unclean teeth.
*Waluigi's confessional*
Waluigi was just shaking his own head.
''I know that my brother sometimes brushes his teeth and this ain't one of those times...''
Waluigi stopped shaking his head.
''...but it doesn't mean that we're not making comebacks!''
*Confessional cut*
The art viewers couldn't really do anything about Wario's smile, as the fat man was just not breaking the law and Ryo was just trying to stop him.
Ryo was just trying to stop the fat treasure hunter from being the worst thing to grace their screens in the future.
''Come on, Wario! You're not exactly the biggest man ever.'' Ryo was just wanted to be a reasonable karate warrior.
''Really, because I might be!'' Wario was just done with his picture, but he wasn't even close to done with his words.
Phil was just trying to just pass through with a pretty good selfie, especially with the two manly men just getting out of each other's personal space, but the dude still went through almost unnoticed.
Ryo was just going down the stairs in a very respectable way, as so did Wario, despite being big headed and Phil was just walking down the stairs pretty casually, but there was definitely a man had a torso that was bigger than Ryo and Phil's chest.
''Excuse me, it's a ridonculous race here!'' Max shouted, as he was just running up in the stairs. ''Sorry about that!''
''Man, you ain't sorry!'' Phil was just angry as heck, really motivated to get a move on.
Max was just sure that he just ended kick-starting something pretty stupid, as he was just seeing some more top-tier team rear bringers take some more pictures, as Ken was just taking a good one.
''Alright, Max! What's shaking?'' Ken was just ready to talk to him like a friend.
''This race that's just making me rush.''
''Eh, same thing here.''
''So, you wanna go first?''
''Uh, yeah.''
''Really? I still got some good moves left!''
Ken and Max were just ready to take turns, as while they weren't really new to each other, they didn't just roll with each other.
*The Karate Rivals' confessional*
Ryu was just giving a quick look to Ken.
''Hey, the alliance isn't too crowded yet!'' Ken just shrugged it off, as he brung some more heat. ''Besides we need to be an all-rounder alliance to just own some villains!''
''Did you even tell him about the alliance?'' Ryu was just reminding him of the context.
''Nah, but it will come.''
''Okay...''
*The Military Strategists' confessional*
Sami was just sure that she had an good idea.
''Maybe we should team up with the karate guys' alliance! They really need a team with some smarts and stratregies.'' Sami just discussed it with Max, who was just unsure. ''Since we probably need some kind of barrier against the shady people.''
''Huh, gonna think about it.'' Max was just going off into another place
*Confessional cut*
''While the art galleries contain some of the coolest people to ever be in Ridonculous Race, there are some really people heated down in the market and/or Schiedam.'' Don stated, as he was about to cut to another shot. ''Besides, it's actually going to be cool.''
In Schiedam, the race continues in the mid-afternoon sun that was just casting a lot of shadows on the traffic lights that were changing phases from green to yellow to red and there was no reason why anyone should just jump the lights.
Or at the very least, the markets were just strangely filled with people that were just ''given'' the ability to skip lines like they were very important people...
...Even if they weren't that important.
And the three teams that had one team do this to them were just feeling some sort of intense emotion, if intense calm was even possible to really experience and that intense anger was still carried over from the previous leg.
''Dudes, can't we all get along here. I mean I get along with aliens and they're pretty cool.'' Jeff was high to just be relieved.
''Jeff, the old guys pretty much sent a team into random parts of the town, when they knew where the Chill Zone.'' Hayley tried to justify.
''I know, but, babe...''
''Let's just go in front.'' Hayley just made her boyfriend pass in front of the other two teams for the sake of the vendor's safety.
As for the others, it was a uncomfortable mix of unearned smugness and definite annoyedness with each other.
''Hold on, so you're casually telling me that you sabotaged a team for kicks?'' Franziska's forced smile was just not letting go. ''Barker, you have no shame and no common sense, as that strategy is going to make sure that it backfires in the worst way that it possibly could backfire.
''And obviously, that might have not worked, but things are just fine right about now and I doubt that you'd just spring that out for good reason.'' Barker's very warranted smug expression just didn't really change.
The two of them were just ignoring their partners, who were actually having a surprisingly productive conversation about nothing much exactly, as their partners were being annoying.
''Even though you're not exactly the smartest, you puppetry skills are apparently second to only a few...I guessing.'' Edgeworth's didn't really want to debate wherever it was quality.
''Yeah, my skills at puppetry are pretty good.'' Stromboli was just a very happy man. ''Why the hell is Costantinople called Istanbul, though?''
''In short, there was an emperor that was called Costantino and he named this city in the third country and up until the 20th century, there have been several unofficial names and then it got officially named Istanbul. In other words, it got called Istanbul because everyone just wanted to keep it simple.'' Edgeworth just explained it in a way that Stromboli could really understand, as the latter was just scratching his bald head.
''Oh-'' Stromboli realized that the guys that were just in front were ordering the cheese, as Jeff was just trying his hardest to not eat the cheese.
''Dude, can I get this awesome piece of yellow...cheese...I think it's called good cheese, but I don't really know right now.'' Jeff just took one look at the tip once again, as the vendor, with her scruffy yellow hair, was just confused. ''Can I get some of that Gouda stuff, dude? I can't really get it for my other dudes, because it's the race on tv.''
Jeff just got given the cheese, as Hayley was just weirdly confused at what her boyfriend was just talking about, as the yellow-haired vendor was just kinda confused.
''Thanks, dudette.'' Jeff just left the vendor and Hayley was just walking away in confusion.
''No problem.'' The vendor just said to him with a smile, as she definitely was just sure that the next two teams were less polite. ''Keep on racing!''
Jeff just put his thumbs up towards the vendor, as the two were just sure that the two others, plus Heather and Alejandro were just going to make things really awkward for everybody in the general vincinity.
''Excuse me
*The Nature Lovers' confessional*
Hayley was just the first to say something.
''I feel like this is going to end badly.'' Hayley just made Jeff open his eyes.
''Dude, it's not...''
*Confessional cut-off*
Only Heather ''jumped'' the line, as Alejandro was just ready to just not make her really mad about this one and as a consequence, the rest of them was just more mad.
Even if Heather was just going in the same line to stall that was manned by the same girl, the rivalry between the two other teams just too crazy for them to get a good grip.
''Oh, you want to skip the line?'' Stromboli asked angrily. ''Why I didn't think of that earlier?''
At this point, the reality show villains were actually in front.
''Because it's not really worth it.'' Alejandro answered, as Stromboli was just genuinely prepared for a scrap. ''Besides, you'd want to win some money!''
''So, what if I do! I'd just skipping the line!'' Stromboli was just ready to throw down in an instant.
Alejandro and Stromboli were going to be a problem, but Franziska just whipped them back into reality, but from the big Italian man, it did the opposite effect.
''Thank you, my tempermental lady.'' Alejandro just said to Franziska, just getting some more gears in motion.
*The Tough Old Guys' confessional*
Coachman was just rolling his eyes pretty incredulously, as though he did do anything and Stromboli had three whip marks on his face.
''It was his and hers fault! They think they can stop Stromboli?'' Stromboli was just not completely there. ''They're up against a man who travelled across Italy and another man who can speak two language.''
''Oh, wow.'' Coachman was just not even caring. ''You think you can beat them in law? Besides, your whip skills are non-existent.''
''I don't care about law or your whip, capisce?'' Stromboli was still pretty damn unstable, as Coachman was just shrugging. ''Bene.''
*The Prosecutors' confessional*
Edgeworth was just not in a very please mood, as Franziska was just bearing a few marks from her potential adversary.
''Are you trying to make us lose? We just wasted time having the worst fight in this season for no apparent reason and we could be penalised for causing trouble in the most important market in Rotterdam!'' Edgeworth was just ready to criticise some foolish acts. ''What a foolish move.''
''Stromboli was just trying to assault Alejandro in a foreign country for no other reason, than because the latter played some mindgames! It would be foolish just let a tourist fight go down.'' Franziska angrily answered, as she was just motivated to do it.
Edgeworth's already dour mood slightly raised by an inch!
*Confessional cut*
There's definitely more people racing in Rotterdam at this time than in during the lunch hours, as while it was a reality show, the staggered start was going to make some teams have a major disadvantage, especially with some of them being pretty dang slow all things considered.
However, there was some fast stars that just had the ability to buy quick, snatch the cheese, put it into a bag which didn't even have a microscopic hole and dash like there was a million dollars at the end of it.
That wasn't really too far off from what Don had planned.
''While the racers are getting ready to get things rolling with their cheese riding, I've got a special prize for the first place team as they get a thousand euros to spend on either a night in the town or even a possible advantage in the next few legs!'' Don announced, actually out of nowhere, but he had his ''this will work'' smile regardless. ''Besides, some of them are ready to bring the hurt!''
Don was just sure that he could see that two figures were just cycling their way to victory, as he was just sure that there was at least three teams were trying to bring the speed.
The host was able to make out the figures from a distance, but only after covering his eyes with his hands.
''Well, who's going to win out of the fastest duo on TV, the ice dancing olympians, the mercenaries with a reputation and two other teams?'' Don said, as he could see all five teams. ''While Sonic is definitely ahead, Knuckles really isn't...''
The race was still going on from a bit of a distance and this time, it was clear that the ice dancers were just winning fair and square, as their smiles were just particularly strong.
''Are you just going to smile like that all day?'' Clark was a little bit unnerved.
''Why didn't you ask?'' Jacques retorted back.
Clark just didn't even have an answer, as Sonic was definitely far into the lead, but the ice dancers were definitely not changing their expression, which just made Sonic realise something.
''Damn, Knuckles.'' Sonic muttered under his breath.
Sonic was just going back to be with his echidna friend, who wasn't exactly struggling, but he was behind Tails in a still pretty good sixth place, but the two weren't the greatest.
''Sonic, you gotta learn to...to be a good friend!'' Knuckles just wanted to reinforce some help.
''Okay, Knux!''
Sonic and Knuckles were definitely lagging behind a little bit more, but that still wasn't really enough to knock their relatively solid friendship down on the gutter.
However, it didn't mean that the competition wasn't ready to just speed up to somehow outrun the strangely slow duos.
''And here they come and Sonic's team isn't in the lead? Must be a good day, because the...ice dancers aren't in the lead!'' Don announced, as the first place team were just done. ''Ralf and Clark, you're in first and you ice dancing professionals get second!''
Don was just sure that he was just getting something that was specific aimed at him, but it didn't really matter, as third and fourth arrived slightly later.
''Heather and Alejandro, you get third! Sonic and Knuckles, how did you end up in fourth and I'm actually surprise that you two are fifth, Logan and Remy!'' Don said, as he had to talk to three teams at the exact same time and all three of them weren't exactly convinced that Don was the best at that. ''You win the first flight tickets, though.''
They all agreed that was decent enough for a decent prize, as there was another team arriving with some sickeningly good swerves.
Tails and Zoey were just not really able to brake in time, as they were both about to hit a lamppost.
''I swear this brake doesn't work!'' Tails shouted, as he pressed it as hard as he could.
''It does!'' Zoey realised that they were both going to almost flip over. ''Hold on!''
The two foxes just about managed to not crash into the lamppost and they just edged the Chill Zone in such a special way that Don counted them.
''Tails, Zoey, you're in sixth!''
''Why aren't you using my real name?'' Tails was just a curious fox.
''Because no-one knows your real name.''
Tails just accepted it, as he was just nodding in acceptance.
*The Mutants' confessional*
Wolverine was just his usual neutral self and Gambit had a serious smile on his face, which was just relatively unusual.
''Talk about a comeback! Seriously, it's like our abilities don't matter as much as before.'' Gambit was just ready to talk big. ''Besides, I've got card games to win.''
''Is that all you do?'' Wolverine really questioned. ''...I know one hell of a card game, though.''
*The Plumbers' confessional*
Luigi was just looking a little bit happier than before, but he was still holding those bars.
''I can't believe those guys tried to sabotage us! Didn't work, though, because I'm really good on a bike!'' Luigi just proclaimed, as he was in a very good mood.
''Geez, Luigi, the victory isn't even that big.'' Mario was just a little bit put off. ''Just calm down.''
''Okey dokey.'' Luigi was just kinda calm.
*Confessional cut*
Don was just back to just saying which teams just arrived, as he didn't really have that much time airing-wise.
''Jasmine, Shawn, you two get eighth! Eggman, Boxman, you get ninth place! Kaio and Dendy, you both get tenth! Kim and Ron, you get eleventh place! You all did good enough to get on the first flight!'' Don announced, as he was just going back to being the best host in the reality show game.
These four were just genuinely happy to just do solidly in the race, as Kaio was just searching for his older friends and strangely, so was Boxman, only out of anger of course.
''Huh, talk about pretty solid!''
Kim was just seeing that Tails had a bit of a knee graze.
''You okay?'' Kim asked.
''Yeah, it's just that my knee's got a problem.'' Tails was just reassuring his friend.
''Oh, good. So is she your-''
''Not really...I think.''
Tails and Kim were just having a pretty solid interaction, despite the former being confused about his team's relatoship status and the latter's teammate just trying to get involved.
But that wasn't even the biggest news so far...actually, it wasn't even news compared to what the next two teams went through.
''Ooooh, are you two always going to fight. Because...it's great for ratings? Honestly, I know that the prosecutors are going through in 12th, but you old guys get a penalty from the previous leg.'' Don was just completely unsure of what he was supposed to be really saying.
Stromboli was just ready to throw some major fists, as this balding Italiano was just ready to bring some more and Coachman's face just unusually angry.
''Told 'ya!'' Eggman and Boxman shouted at exactly the same time.
''But at the very least, there's 20 minutes to contemplating to do.'' Don was just not ready to say anything, as Eggman had some more comments to add. ''Leading other teams into dangerous places is a problem you know.''
Eggman's lack of surprise was really shown, as was Stromboli's dissapointed face.
''Host twat, you're still not exactly worth it.'' Coachman was just trying to make Don more mad, but the host just didn't care at this point.
Besides, the host had a alliance slide through in the race and he just wanted to mention them, as they were both cheering for their great position.
''13th goes to the fashion bloggers and 14th goes to the unlikely friends, but regardless, you're both on the first place to...wherever the next leg takes place.'' Don told them, as they just stopped celebrating to do some more commenting.
''At least you're good at not ruining the surprise!'' Shingo gave a huge thumbs up to Don.
''And the fact that you wear it so good.'' Jen was just compliment Don's new clogs.
''Why, thanks, you guys! While the top tier guys are just resting, penalty or no penalty...''
Josee just awkwardly punched Stromboli in the leg.
More teams than ever were still racing in Rotterdam's Museumpark, as these guys were either just going to the market to find a good wheel of Gouda or trying to take their pictures in several museums and with a host like Don doing his thing.
''...I'm going to see who's making a comeback in the middle, because the park guys and the strange siblings are obviously starting one!'' Don announced, as the latter two were just down to their third picture.
As with Modrecai and Rigby, they were just killin' it quite litterally.
''Seriously, we must be 30th right now!'' Rigby almost realized how good he was doing. ''How did we do that?''
Modrecai was just not listening, as he was just serving the vendor in a pretty cool way, as Rigby was just doing some quick waiting, especially since he had taken the pictures accurately and quickly.
''Dude, I'm just trying to order cheese.'' Modrecai said, just trying to be reasonable.
''Come on, man, we've gotten up at least 30 positions!'' Rigby was just more willing to take it.
''I'm just trying to order something, dude.''
Rigby was just shut up by his simple words, as he was just kinda sorry for his guy, but he was definitely sure that he wouldn't like to be the vendor that was just dealing with the toughest of guys.
Modrecai was just really ready to get this thing, as Rigby was just coming by his side, as they were just both seeing K', Johnny, Jack, Maxima, Sho and Gai have a bit of a problem with each other, even if only two of the guys were just confrontational.
Speaking of that stall, it was only that K' wanted to fight and Johnny was just entertaining his urge, as the rest were just wanting to pull these guys from the battle that was just coming up ahead.
''Can you guys stop trying to be massive assholes about this?'' K' was just done.
''Obviously, we can't. You look like you're ready to fight.'' Sho was just trying to pull him back.
''Talk about assuming random stuff.'' K' just crossed his arms.
K' just stopped doing his fight, as Sho and Gai were not very willing to start once again, as Maxima was just happy that this was over.
''Alright, Johnny, it's over.'' Sho was just done with the confrontations.
''Aw, man, I would've shown off my karate skills or whatever!'' Johnny boasted, as Jack was just getting the cheese for his own team.
''Trust me, K' would've eliminated your butt at speed.''
''Let's just say you are very right and that you don't exactly know what the guy's capable of.'' Maxima was definitely the last and also the most creditable guy. ''Trust me, he's hotter than a furnace.''
''That's very much not a lie!'' K' shouted, just getting Johnny to stop his urge for a pointless fight.
*The Obscure Warriors' confessional*
Sho and Gai were all willing to bring their hot takes to the confessional that allowed it to stay outside the race.
''Well, there was no fight, but I'd really like to have seen how much ass Johnny would have kicked.'' Gai was just uncessessarily excited for the match that would kill. ''But then again, he would have to go up against K'.''
''Why you would want that to happen on this show, though?'' Sho was just making his point loudly.
''Because he's obviously not going to go in KOF!''
''Come on, I don't think it's going to fit, obviously.''
*The Park Guys' confessional*
Mordecai and Rigby were just relieved.
''Dude, it's actually incredible how much you can comeback in this show, especially since the distance is crazy huge!'' Rigby was just really excited about this leg in particular. ''Hey, Eileen, your boyfriend's a comeback pro!''
''I almost forgot about Margret! Uh, hey, how are you doing? It must be really cool back home!'' Modrecai was just being ridiculously awkward about it, prompting Rigby to be unimpressed. ''Aw, man!''
''Don't be worried, man.'' Rigby just told him, willing to give him another chance.
*Confessional cut*
Don was just ready to cut things off quickly, as it was still a TV show that needed some proper pacing.
''Well, there's definitely a lot more race to see in this episode, as there may have been winners...''
Don pointed to Jacques and Josee, whose smiles didn't have their teeth showing, but they were both waving.
''...and probable losers...''
Coachman and Stromboli were just being shown, as the latter was just genuinely angry.
''...but the real losers are bound to arrive not so soon, as some teams don't even know where Vlaardingen are, so stick around to see wherever loses in the Super Ridonculous Race!'' Don was just strangely calm about this race, as he was just genuinely excited for the conclusion
To be continued when a few more teams arrive in one of Rotterdam's suburbs and land on the Chill Zone in the fourth part, as well, there's more racing coming soon!
Positions RN, because you know it's those hours once again:
1st: The Mercenaries (Ralf & Clark)
2nd: The Ice Dancers (Jacques & Josee)
3rd: The Reality Show Villains (Heather & Alejandro)
4th: The Fast Friends (Sonic & Knuckles)
5th: The Mutants (Wolverine & Gambit)
6th: The Foxes (Tails & Zoey)
7th: The Plumbers (Mario & Luigi)
8th: The Survivalists (Jasmine & Shawn)
9th: The Evil Geniuses (Eggman & Boxman)
10th: The Fashion Bloggers (Tom & Jen)
11th: The Teen Agents (Kim & Ron)
12th: The Prosecutors (Franziska & Edgeworth)
13th: The Unlikely Friends (Shingo & Benimaru)
14th: The Fashion Bloggers (Tom & Jen)
Penalised for the next 15 minutes: The Tough Old Guys (Barker & Stromboli)