Super Ridonculous Race
Episode 6: Angolan Grafting Goals!
Part 1: Clash of The Heat!

Well, it's officially a new episode, so, uh, you guys can cheer for that, because there's more of this race with way too many teams battling it out for a prize that really fits this race!

In the last episode, rivalries were kicked up, wherever it made sense to bring them on or out of spite or even stupider reasons!

In this episode, those battles, along with the alliances, are going to heat up in accordance with the country that they're going to...Angola, which is where the next two challenges are set up by Don!

Is this where the host finally regrets what he's doing and still tries his hardest to host it to the next level!

Who knows, because Don definitely knows what his regrets are and they're probably got something to do with the colorful cast that inhabits this show!

What is definitely know that this I'm going to try and get at least two parts out every month and no, this promise isn't guranteed this month, if only because it's close to December and December might be a similar situation to this month!


Don was just back for a new episode, where there was just going to be a lot more race and he had something to probably speed things up by a little bit.

''Last time on the Super Ridonculous Race, there was definitely a lot going down in Rotterdam, complete with about 84 teams that were going into this cheesy leg with their flaws and skills.''

Sonic and Knuckles were both shown just speeding off like nothing else really mattered, contrasting with Rad and Enid taking a bit of a break for no apparent reason.

''With tons of pictures that show themselves, a lot of cheese that is probably somewhere and tandem bikes that could only be used by the Ridonculous Racers in such a spectacular way!''

Drake and Josh were just shown trying to find their bike, as Chet and Lorenzo were just running their way from said bike.

''Along with several dishonorable players...''

Wario and Waluigi were just shown carrying their wheel like they were discovering some important treat,

''...and many honorable players...''

Barry and Adam were both just shown trying to help the other brotherly duo

''...there was bound to be more eliminations like usual and this time, the three teams that were sent home and they were very expressive!''

Brian and Stewie were both looking dissapointed.

Spy was just looking for some revenge, while Pyro couldn't really make an expression with his mask on.

Star and Marco were definitely having a little bit of a smile, as they were both just fist-bumping their friends/

''But today, it doesn't really matter, we've got a new location to make sure that these duos are thorough about this one. Are they going to feel the burn? What kind of burns will they feel? That burning question is going to be answered in...''

It still zoomed into Don's face, despite the sun being especially bright.

''...The Super Ridonculous Race!''


There was an intro and I don't know if I should do it or not, but Don was back at Vlaardingen, where the previous leg ended and the sun was definitely high in the sky, as it was 10:30am, where this was truly recorded, as the first team was just showing up slightly early.

''Today, the remaining 81 teams, including our first place team, the soldiers that everybody is going to respect, are going to a new location using two completely different means of transportation!'' Don announced, as Ralf and Clark, the former having a stronger tan than usual, were just ready to hit the top of the Don Box.

*The Mercenaries' confessional*

Ralf and Clark were looking to create a new plan.

''It's a miracle that we weren't on the receiving end of a tactic. A good chunk fo the leading teams are legitmately unstable.'' Clark was just losing his cool temporarily. ''But we'll mitigate.''

''And we'll be having a good time and trying to beat the rest!'' Ralf was just keeping it in a good mood. ''Looks like we've got a lot ahead to deal with.''

*The Kid Heroes' confessional*

Kaio and Dendy were just feeling pretty relaxed about their situation.

''Hey, mom, Mr. Gar, other guys that are watching this, I didn't really know I could make it this far as a team.'' Kaio was just looking back on the previous five episodes. ''And I think we're going to make it quite a distance!''

''Though, there's probably the chance that we're going to hit a wall of another team using their strategy to sabotage us and the challenges being too hard, but that won't matter for a while.'' Dendy was just analysing to the extreme. ''Kaio, do not worry, I think we'll get past it somehow!''

''Dendy, I don't think we should be worrying about that! Let's just worry about how we're gonna have fun!'' Kaio just put it into layman's terms and keeping it simple.

*Confessional cut*

Clark lightly tapped it to get the intel on the next part of this race, as four other teams were just watching him.

''Colonel, the next location is Angola.''

''If this race says anything, this is going to be one hell of a test.'' Ralf didn't hold back from using the swear words.

Don managed to change the scene entirely to a greenscreen showing the obvious country.

''Angola is an country in Africa that is always a strange combination of stuff, having a combined Portguese and African culture, leading to good things like semba music and the dance of kizomba, which somehow messed me up.''

It changed back to Vlaardingen, which had teams reading their way into the second half of the tip.

''I've also got something that are going to make the teams a little surprised. But other than that, the teams much reach the area of Cidade Alta, which is where our first challenge takes place in.''

Ralf, Clark and now the rest of the top five were reading parts of the tips seperately, but all of them got the same gist.

''So, are we going back to the airport?'' Jacques asked. ''And there's only two flights that are an hour apart?!''

''What's a good race if it doesn't loop back?'' Knuckles was just trying to give a jokey comment.

''A speed race, baby.'' Sonic was just given a quick high-five by Knuckles.

''That must be all you're good at.'' Heather petuantly fired back. ''I've got the taxi to prove it!''

''Do you know who you're hanging with?'' Knuckles just asked seriously, as he saw that the ice dancers was just in the same taxi.

Heather and Alejandro were both somehow sharing a taxi with Jacques and Josee by pure accident, as they were just both slightly horrified at meeting each other once again.

''We've got some time to talk and we're probably going to be crammed in for a while.'' Jacques was just genuinely ready to bring

''And honestly, you two would probably be solid alliance partners.'' Josee added in there.

''I like the way you're thinking.'' Heather was feeling confindent about this team up. ''So, alliance?''

''I can definitely agree to that.'' Alejandro just put it in there.

The now-allied taxi was just going on a ride with a lot of the other taxis that were just causing some unusual traffic, as Sonic and Knuckles were just hanging with the mutants, who were just okay with their presence towards the airport, especially since they didn't really interact with each other that much.

''So, you talk often?'' Gambit asked. ''No, you definitely always talk often.''

''...Wow, you really know me.'' Sonic was just shrugging. ''I'm guessing you're a card game pro.''

''What gave it away?'' Gambit just accidentally dropped a whole bunch of cards.

''I kinda remember what a gambit is from that one time that Tails owned me.'' Sonic was being relaxed in the car. ''...I think, also those cards right there.''

''Come on, I was just trying to hold them.''

''Dude, you wanna share those cards?'' Knuckles was just riding shotgun to Wolverine. ''I don't know how to play 'em, but I got nothing better to do.''

''And that's why you're not gonna play 'em, you idiot.'' Wolverine just suggested.

*The Teen Agents' confessional*

Ron and Kim were both pretty sure that the taxi was just crazy.

''Wow, it's going to be really bad for everyone, when they realize that I've got our secret plan that's going to kick butt!''

''In the next leg.'' Kim added something quickly. ''And the one after that one.''

''But we've discussed it and we're going with my plan.'' Ron was just crossing his own arms in his own satisfaction.

''Actually, it's just our plan.'' Kim corrected him.

*Confessional cut*

Don cut back to the former flight two teams, as they were just all barrelling for the best position in their taxis, no matter how many of them were just going to be stuck in traffic.

''Bro, we've got a chance to tie with the best team ever!'' Chet exclaimed.

''Not if we get slowed down by another team.'' Lorenzo just added in, as he was confindent that he wasn't going to get dragged down.

Chet and Lorenzo were just both hanging out with Joe and Sylvia, who were just outrunning them if the heroes' speed was anything to go by.

The Pirates were definitely able to make sure that the second fastest team was just hanging out with them.

''Alright, first flight, here we come! Seriously, our skills combined are going to be...combined skills.'' Dante took a look at the pirates mid-sentence.

''I do have skills, you inhuman fool!''

''Hey, that's half-human to you, cowardly pirate.''

''I'm not a coward, you son of a...blige water!''

The rest of the cab riders were definitely a little bit shaken up by the experience, as Trish was just a very unsurprised girl that was just trying to make sure that the two boys were just having an nice old time.

Smee, however, was just weirdly scared of the two just getting each other really hurt, as he was just hanging out in the front, trying to make sure that things were good at the back.

''Er, taxi man, I'm sure that this isn't going to go any further than insults.'' Smee just checked the back.

*The Karate Rivals' confessional*

Ryu and Ken were just both a little bit shook by what they were about to say.

''Okay, so you know those pirate guys that barely made in 30th? I swear the captain and Dante were just having a bit of a friendly fight and let's just say it turned unfriendly.'' Ken was just keeping it very casual.

''Basically, they were just angrily staring at each other...and creating a annoying aura that's probably already dwindled.'' Ryu told the audience.

''Heh, I'm glad that we got those lonely warrior guys. They've got a great friendship for guys that never met each other before the race.''

*Confessional cut*


Don was just very sure the 55 teams that were able to have a chance to get to the airport, to get a chance to get some new first flight tickets, as all of them were not having a good time getting to the airport.

Fortunately, the bad times weren't restricted to the parts of the taxi rides that were just a little bit too long and because of this, the drama was starting to move into the actual airport, regardless if there was just not a lot of problems with some duos.

''While there might only be 40 tickets for the first flight, the teams finally managed to have a peaceful time...compared to the rest of the race.'' Don stated, as Tails and Zooey were just giving a deadpan stare to Gai Tendo's mocking of their foxiness. ''But there's still front runners that are just giving some more drama where it doesn't matter.''

Unfortunately, due to some routing problems, there was only about ten teams piling up in line and these guys were also somewhat competitive about their position.

''Alright, it's going to be do or die right about now!'' Sonic exclaimed, as he was just right behind Wolverine.

''Sonic, do these tickets have bombs in them?''

''That's just...a crazy...something.''

''Yeah, that would really be something!''

''Knuckles, what have you been doing and why did you do that?''

Knuckles was just looking blankly at Sonic with slightly reddened eyes, as the hedgehog wasn't looking too optimistic about this one and Knuckles was just sure that he didn't do anything crazy.

''I was just trying to use my think muscle!'' Knuckles exclaimed.

''Yep and that made no sense.'' Heather loudly added in, looking sideways at the echidna. ''Try harder next time.''

Sonic and Knuckles were definitely a little bit miffed, but it wasn't anything too heated, as in total contrast to the ice dancers, who were just behind Gwen and Leshawna and just in front of Heather and Alejandro and as a result, all three teams were not having a good time.

''Wow, even I can tell that this is very unfortunate.'' Gwen was just trying to cut through the awkwardness.

''Thanks, captain obvious, although I'd say it's really tense.'' Heather clearly wanted to do something else.

''Does it really matter in the end when you're just waiting in line? Getting the gold really matters, though.'' Josee's anger was just shown through her eyes.

''I dunno why y'all so angry at each other.'' Leshawna wasn't one to care for old drama. ''Heather, get over yourself.''

''Yeah right, Leshawna. It's not as if I'm still living in the past.''

''Oh, you both are living in the past with your games!''

''This is now and now, your face makes me pity you.'' Heather's enjoyment of the argument was just making some other people annoyed.

''I got the same feelings here.'' Leshawna's calm was also shining through.

''You can't do that!''

''Don't care.''

The Karate Rivals and The Lonely Warriors were both teams that were just relatively calm compared to the trio of reality TV professionals that were a foot ahead of them.

''Wow, that's something.'' Ken was just a little bit more excited.

''Honestly, the drama should stopped a year ago.'' Jack was just reminicing on watching the show. ''It must feel like an obligation of some kind.''

''Or maybe, Heather's just got the worst...things in her mind.'' Johnny badly described, as his arm muscles were definitely uncovered, as he threw off his shirt to reveal a grey tank top. ''Johnny's got muscles to make you focus.''

''Wow, you're going for the low blow.'' Ken was just keeping on waiting. ''It kinda doesn't surprise me.''

''It's also not surprising that the queen bee would do some cheating.'' Morty added in a comment from quite a ways away.

''This doesn't really involve you and it probably shouldn't.'' Jack just calmly told him, as the line wasn't looking too...stable.

''Alright, then it's your problem.''

''...It already is my problem.'' Jack waited a moment to respond, looking a little more thoughtful than usual.

Jacques and Josee were a spot right behind them, as the former was just ridiculously annoyed and the latter was just trying to find out what was going on.

*The Grandfather's and Grandson's confessional*

Rick looked very bored, which isn't really that normal, but Morty was angry and that was only slightly more normal.

''Gee, Morty, I know you have no idea what the fuck you're doing, but you..you could've let me in.'' Rick was just drinking a strong cup of orange juice, throwing a burp right after.

''Come on, I don't want our asses to get arrested or get kicked out.'' Morty was just angrily worried. ''And we've got some asses to kick out!''

''Yeah.'' Rick wasn't too convinced, punctuated by the burp. ''You're definitely going to kick ass.''

''Of couse I am!''

*The Bodega Workers' confessional*

Rad and Enid were both slightly confused and slightly excited.

''Man, if there was popcorn I would've ate most of it.'' Rad was just hyped for the drama.

''You would've left some for me anyways.'' Enid was in a pretty similar mood.

''Heh, that's true. I wonder how the alliance is doing?''

''It's doing pretty nice, because we've a good strategy!'' Rad was just not seeing the confindence from Enid. ''What, it's too good?''

*Confessional cut*


The second flight teams that were previously set for a third one were now departing as fast they could, as their speed was just really getting to their own heads, but not without Don adding his own words to the competition.

''With the rest of the teams finishing their wait to get to the airport, it's anyone game to see who could get out of the traffic the earliest!'' Don announced, as the female best friends and the survivalists were just stuck in the same taxi.

This taxi was definitely a little bit faster than the rest, but it didn't really matter in the face of the competition.

''So, like, Katie has been my BFF for half of my life and it's been one crazy event after another, in between all of the cool times!'' Sadie was just really excited to tell her story.

''And those times were very hard to get through, but we still made it through as the best female friends!'' Katie was just ready to go-over some past events.

''One time-''

''I don't think I'm the right person to be telling you this, but this is really getting us through the traffic.'' Shawn was just looking relaxed, as he was seeing a lot of vehicles heading to the airport.

''Oh, yeah...I don't remember it being too busy two days ago.'' Katie exclaimed.

''Or yesterday.'' Jasmine added. ''I didn't even know that this season could even do this.''

''Honestly, I'm glad that we're in the same taxi.'' Shawn was just really looking relaxed. ''There's crazier contestants in the other taxis compared to me!''

''Come on, it's not actually that crazy, because it's just-'' Sadie managed to see something that was just chaotic, as Sam and Tomo were just both fighting in the same taxi. ''-reality TV.''

''Yep, of course, they'd get the craziest contestants to be on here.'' Shawn was just crossing his arms confindently. ''Is it weird than I'm kinda excited.''

''No way!'' Katie exclaimed.

*The Babysitters' confessional*

Sam really had some messy hair, as Cat's hair was just still looking pretty clean.

''Sam, did you really have to fight that girl?'' Cat was just really dissapointed.

''Uh, yeah, because she started it anyways.'' Sam was just crossing his own arms.

''I couldn't really see anything, but I bet you started it.''

''And that's a bet you're going to lose!'' Sam was just ready to get it started. ''Five dollars?''

''I don't want to do the bet now.'' Cat's confindence was just knocked out of her.

*The High-School Runners' confessional*

Kagura was really angry and really stupified by her partner's Tomo dirty taxi duel.

''Hey, I swear she was starting this with her ADHD stuff and I'm just hyperactive! I just told her that she's going to be a criminal forever and we went back and fourth with some great insults and then we're just throwing some good punches!'' Tomo was just ridiculously angry, as her hands were just pounded together. ''She's going to get Tomo's skills!''

Tomo was just running out of the confessional.

''...She's like this half of the time.'' Kagura was just jabbing her thumb to Tomo's chair.

*Confessional cut*


However, the upper half of the leaderboard were on their way to Angola, which is also a very oil-rich country in its own right and they were ready to discuss some important strategy that wasn't just making the best throws into the popcorn.

Speaking of getting the best throws into popcorn, Modercai was just doing that with some accuracy, as Rigby was just watching the second season.

Kaio was just attempting to catch it on the other side, as he and Dendy were just a row ahead of them, also watching the same show.

''Er, come on, just watch the show like the rest of us!'' Rigby was just fustrated by Mordecai's throw.

''No, I'm not just going to give up and plus the popcorn is free.'' Modrecai was just relatively calm.

''It's not free!''

''They said it was free, dude.'' Mordecai just did an off-handed throw, as Kaio managed to get it perfectly in his mouth. ''And look what happened!''

''I got thrown some popcorn and it kinda tastes really salty!'' Kaio noted, still being in a good mood.

''Dude, it actually worked, so you're gonna stop now?'' Rigby was still really indignant about the popcorn.

''Yeah, dude.'' Modrecai was just really looking satisified, as the blue jay was just chilling in there.

Rigby was just crossing his own arms, really impressed by his friend's own long throw, as Dendy was definitely analyising that throw with her own glasses that were working relatively well.

''It shouldn't work, but the angle saved it in the end! I guess that what happens when you take a look.'' Dendy stated, just positioning her own glasses.

''Still though, what's going to happen alliance-wise?'' Kaio nervously asked, as Dendy was actually sweating for obvious reasons.

''Things are going to get split up.'' Dendy was just seeing that Eggman was just angry.

''It's probably going to be the bad guys, dude.'' Rigby gave his opinion.

The ''bad guys'' were definitely having some trouble with a team that knew a lot about the law and this trouble was definitely foreseen by at least one part of the four teams.

This trouble was also just arriving at the scene, as Pete was just being really nervous, Mortimer regretting this one life decision and Boxman slapping him directly in the face

''I swear I did my taxes!'' Pete blurted. ''Oh, it's just one of the prosecuting players, how are you doing?''

''Not too terribly bad. Even though there isn't really much to do on this flight, I have a good seat to make sure that my team's well rested and ready to beat everyone else and the fools that you have in your alliance.'' Franziska's confindence was very apparent and just making Boxman uneasy.

''Trust me, it's not exactly the best alliance, but we do have friendship on our side and it's actually good, aside from the Coachman guy.'' Pete was just casually talking things out. ''Honestly, I suspect that he's up to some very criminal dealings!''

''Well, I am someone that can actually see a potential criminial a mile away and I am sure that at least half of your alliance actually did some crimes.''

''Okay, but you're the lady that had fake verdicts to your name, so you'd be a hypocrite and-'' Pete was just trying to keep it cool.

''-Your personality is just not good, so just get yourself back to your seat.'' Boxman threw an insult that was definitely burning a ton. ''And I'll be the faker!''

''Good job.'' Eggman had some sleepy sarcasm. ''You didn't just insult yourself.''

''Hey, at least I did something!''

''Tell me later when you're sleepy.'' Eggman's smirk was just very obnoxious.

Pete and Mortimer were definitely just having a fun time in the plane, as they were just watching another season of the Ridonculous Race, albeit not without Eggman and Boxman almost being loud boys.

*The Stumbling Pirates' confessional*

Hook and Smee were very confused in general, the latter less so.

''...Cap'n, what should I do? I don't even know what this alliance is, but it's still good.'' Mr. Smee was just really confused. ''I think everybody's having fun.''

''It's not meant to be fun and it's meant to be a place for pirates and the worst people!'' Hook declared, clearly half-asleep. ''We don't need a ship in this race!''

''Actually, I think we should get one.''

''Smee, we have nothing and we don't need a boney ship!''

Smee looked relatively scared and his confusion didn't go away.

*The Bodega Heroes' confessional*

Rad and Enid were both just being relaxed and really confused.

''Man, that's what I love about this one! You can't even keep up with all the drama unless it's super long!'' Rad was just, once again, really excited. ''I mean, there's new rivalries, new alliances and some new techniques.''

''Cool, I'm guessing you've got many new techniques.'' Enid was just smiling calmly.

''Come on, I've got a lot and I think I'll show you guys one-'' Rad was just casually talking, as Enid's eyes opened so suddenly. ''-Enid, it's probably legal, trust me!''

*Confessional cut*


The rest of the teams, including the 15 or so teams that didn't make the first flight, despite being on the best pace to make it, were just booking their tickets for the second flight and this time, it was...the exact same problem as before.

''Yeah, there's a lot of waiting for the teams that were left behind and these teams are enjoying their time with each other!'' Don was just cutting to Katie and Sadie fighting for a seat with Phil and Jack. ''They're also ready to talk strategy.''

''Hah, you're not on the first flight!'' Tomo exclaimed.

''We're both in the same situation anyways and I'm calm as a cucumber!'' Gai was just talking it up.

''No, you're not because you're still trying to proclaim that you're calm!'' Tomo's calmness was practically non-existent.

''Alright.'' Gai's smile looked pretty calm for being a fighting personality out of the ring. ''So, I got you mad and you're clearly talking nonsense for obvious reason.

''Yes, you did and I'm not talking nonsense! we're going to throw it back in Angola, just to make sure that-'' Tomo was just ridiculously angry.

''-Come on, I think we can handle these guys easily.'' Kagura was just ready to get it going. ''Sho, are you going to say something?''

''Yes and trust me, it's going to be something big.'' Sho was just ready to say his powerful statement. ''With our combined skills, our sanity and probably some other things, we're going to be less obscure!''

Gai and Sho were definitely sure that they were just convicing people, as the former struck a pose that was just showing his own fists and the latter taking a more serious pose that was partially inspired by his karate skills.

''Honestly, I actually want you guys to be less obscure.'' Kagura just stated, as her partner raised a fistbump to someone. ''So, we're gonna give it our best.''

''All right. You guys really are motivated enough to battle with us!'' Sho just gave Tomo's fistbump his acceptance. ''We're ready to do the same thing!''

Sho, Gai, Kagura and Tomo were definitely starting their rivalry peacefully, as they were just about to get their ticket to Angola, which was a country that would be able to handle a lot of rivalries, theirs included.

However, even if this was fake, some rivalries were just meant to be loud enough, so that the entire airport could hear whatever Karamatsu and Candace was doing and they were definitely doing some kind of performance.

''Come on, you're trying to pull one over on me and I know what it is!'' Candace shouted.

''Honestly, I'm just trying to get another alliance that's not that serious!'' Karamatsu shouted. ''And plus you should know it's hotter than you think.''

''Hey, that doesn't mean you can wear 90's sunglasses like that!'' Candace was just referring to the blue hoodie wearing guy's eyewear shifting.

''Hey, I don't mind doing things for you, but that ain't gonna be alright.'' Karamatsu was just taking off his glasses for a second or two.

''It's just my opinion.'' Candace was just really stunned. ''I actually don't mind it.''

Candace was just feeling Karamatsu's accidental pressure wash all over her, when all of a sudden, Staci and Jyushimatsu were just having a very simple time of just waiting.

''Er, what's going on? Seriously, your brother couldn't stop hitting on a girl, if he tried.'' Staci was just noticing Candace's very apparent cringe.

''Yeah, he's kinda like that...half of the time, but he's still a very cool brother when you get to know him.'' Jyushimatsu's strangely calm mood was just confusing Staci. ''Do they play baseball in Angola?!''

''Not really!''

''Cool!''

Staci and Jyushimatsu were just right next to their team players, as they were both trying to handle what they've already started and Karamatsu's self-portrait vest was there, making the rest of them stare.

''Are you going to not wear it.''

''Hey, honey.'' Karamatsu was just not exactly attracting good attention, as Jasmine and Emma gave a glare. ''How are you doing?!''

Karamatsu didn't exactly get a warm welcome, despite his very apparent coolness still being shown along with his vest and his open deep blue shirt.

''That's so bad, it's good again...and I don't even know which one is good!'' Emma was just struggling to put on how bad it is.

''Oof, that vest needs to get burnt.'' Jasmine just commented.

Karamatsu was just really shocked, although his sunglasses were definitely hiding it in sheer confindence.

*Emma's confessional*

Emma was just editing the pictures, as she was just ready to show it.

''Come on, it's actually a fashion disaster of self-indulgence! It's like the worst best thing ever!'' Emma proclaimed, as she was just editing things on the phone.

*Hinata's confessional*

Hinata was just looking bothered.

''I know that Karamatsu's not the worst person to hang around with, but he's definitely not a good guy.'' Hinata was just ridiculously nervous.

*Karamatsu's confessional*

The 20-year old man with mostly angled sunglasses looked strangely beat up for no apparent reason.

''I don't know why, but I guess I'm just not that cool! I still got the Karamatsu Girls!'' He exclaimed, just taking a look back on the situation in the subtitles. ''I've got to do something!''

*Confessional cut*

''While the flight two teams are now quite a bit into their plane ride to Luanda, warts and all...''


Landing in Angola, made all 41 teams consider what their next move was, thanks to the dryness of the country and the heat that was just quickly following the lack of humidity on this day, but every single move didn't count this time around, thanks to a few generous people.

''...Flight number one is way ahead and all of those teams have landed in Angola, making room for some more of the hottest competition on reality TV!'' Don kept it going, as Luanda was definitely a new place to compete in.

41 teams have already landed, as they were just feeling the obnoxious heat that was already in the airport and some of the ones with big mouths didn't help their case.

Ryu, Ken, Ryo and Yuri managed to get tips very easily for both of their teams, despite Pete accidentally hitting the button thrice to just get it out, thanks to somewhat shoddy construction.

''Geez, talk about getting lucky.'' Ken was just feeling the luck factor. ''We just barely got tickets.''

''Yeah, tell me about it.'' Ryo's muscles were looking...slightly beaten. ''It's just plane tickets.''

''Hey, be happy that we did get plane tickets!'' Ryu was just ridiculously nervous. ''It's not like some other cases.''

''Yeah, Kasumi really needs a chill place to focus her efforts! And then we're going full-on!'' Yuri proclaimed.

''Woo, doing the same thing here!'' Ken was just giving a respectful fist bump to the karate lady, as she gave one. ''Alright, who's going to be first?''

''Well, you should take a guess.'' Ryo was just pointing to himself.

''My brother and me are gonna really overtake you two!'' Yuri was just ridiculously happy about the competition.

''At least we're all putting one hundred percent into this one.'' Ryu was just keeping himself prepared, but there was already taxis that were gone. ''Taxi!''

Both teams were actually sharing a minibus, as it was a very bright blue and white bus that had enough space for twelve people, roughly six troublesome teams that just wanted to get a head start on the competition.

The rest of the minivan-riding duos were definitely a variation of a troublesome duo, as the overly competitive karate teams were joined by the fastest friends, the only team that were completely foxes, the gold-medal hungry ice dancers and the stepbrothers, clearly a combination for world peace.

''Chet, there's some doo doo heads clearly trying to taunt us!'' Lorenzo was just being really smug.

''Dude, that's our intention, so you're not wrong.'' Sonic was just keeping with the smug smirk.

''Hold on, we've got better ones for you!'' Chet added to his brother's drama starting with the potential to turn into a taunt-fest.

''I kinda don't want to hear them.'' Knuckles was just a little burn-out on the insults.

''Knux, resistance is futile. Plus, you've got some good ones.'' Sonic was just annoying his friend Knuckles.

''Really?''

Chet and Lorenzo were definitely starting to question wherever they should've taunted extra hard or not, but in the back, the foxes and the ice dancers were not happy with the result.

''Hold on, why is the driving so...illegal?'' Jacques was just feeling every single bump.

''Because he can clearly see that the competition needs to be outran, no matter what!'' Josee's passion was just starting to make Jacques' eyes roll. ''Oh, Jacques, it's not that hard.''

''We don't need to run a red light, though.''

''See!'' Tails just shouted in between there.

''Jacques is very right, I swear we're stuck in traffic again...'' Zoey wasn't looking too happy. ''And I heard the views are great from the beach!''

''I can already see the ocean, although it's a little shaky.'' Tails was just trying to be an reassuring fox.

''Aw, thanks!''

''You're welcome.'' Tails was just wanting to be talkative. ''Josee, what's up?''

''Trying to make this cab go faster.'' Josee's mind was actually cool. ''Although, you'd serve well to take tips for me.''

''Honestly, I'd think your tips would be useless either way.''

''Have you even heard them yet?'' Josee was just being slightly accusatory, as Tails was just slightly intimidated.

''Not really, but sometimes personalities can be a great warning!'' Tails just had a smirk, as his partner was just worried. ''I guess you're not exactly the best one.''

Both teams weren't really talking to each other, as so much adding to the noise that was just making some of the front-runners regret just not vetting their fellow cab riders.

''When the first challenge is going to be revealed, there's probably going to be some people that have their eyes on the prize, peace and potshots...''

Coachman and Franziska were just both giving each other glares, as Edgeworth and Stromboli were stuck next to each other, despite coming in earlier than it should be.

''Heh, you're just intimidated by my presence.'' Coachman's evil smile rose up again.

''No, I'd rather not be situated next to an criminal.'' Franziska was just standing her ground.

''...especially the peace, because we've got some challenges that are going to be done on a hot day in Angola on...The Super Ridonculous Race!'' Don finished, as his teeth just flashed into a quick transition.


To be continued in the second part, where the first challenge reveals its true nature, as the either-or part of it wasn't much of a mystery, but the meat of the challenge truly is a mystery!

Complete with new rivalries and some other problems, the next part will come some time in December, though don't expect it to be too early, as there's a lot of challenging battles within the next two tasks!