"You got beat up?!" Louise grimaced as she heard the reaction from her family. "I can't believe this, who would punch my precious little baby angel?" Linda crooned, smothering Louise. "Who beats up a nine year old? Who does that?!" Bob said, in the middle of his own personal meltdown. "Dad, come on. I didn't get beat up." Louise said, trying to look brave. "Really? Because it looked like she mopped the floor with you." Gene said, before taking a gut check from Reggie. "Big boy, do me a favor and shut your damn mouth." Reggie said. "Noted. Also, ow." Gene moaned, dropping to the ground. "So lemme get this straight. Your just standing in line, some dude tries to take your spot, you get rid of him, and this bitch comes and knocks you out? That doesn't make any sense, and I know everything there is to know about senseless beatings." Reggie said. "Uh, yeah. More or less." Louise agreed. "What'd you say her name was?" Louise rubbed her eyes and thought for a moment. "Sasha." Reggie rubbed his chin and thought for a second. "Oh I know her. She was hitting on me in between innings. She's a mess man." Reggie snickered. "Ok, so now we need revenge. What's the plan genius?" Louise asked. Reggie smirked and pulled out his phone. "Wait, lemme guess. You know a guy?" Bob asked. Reggie nodded. "She's a friend of mine. Junior UFC champion, black belt in pretty much everything, world class cage fighter, etc etc. She can teach anyone fighting." "Wait wait wait that sounds hard. And expensive." Bob said. "No it's cool. She owes me one. She'll hook you up." Reggie assured, stepping out to call his friend. "Do you really wanna learn how to fight?" Tina asked. Louise shrugged. "I really doubt it will come to that."
2 days later...
The door to the restaurant slammed open. Bob looked over to see Louise dragging herself in. "Has it come to that?" Bob asked. "IT HAS COME TO THAT! I WILL SEEK REVENGE!" Louise yelled, dragging herself upstairs. Bob looked over at Reggie, who wandered into the restaurant. "Will she be okay?" Reggie flashed that million dollar grin. "Give it about 3 days. It's gonna be problem solved, I guarantee it." The next day, Louise woke up to find a girl who looked about 12 standing over her. The girl had long jet black hair down to her waist, storm gray eyes, perfect makeup and a professional manicure. "What the-who are you?" Louise mumbled, pushing her hair out of her eyes. "Shay. You are Louise right, I've been three different rooms and haven't found her." The girl said. "No that's me. Wait, are you Reggie's friend?" Louise asked. Shay nodded. "That's me. And I'm here to help you kick some ass little girl." Louise grinned. "Oh this is gonna be fun." Shay lead Louise to the gym and gave her a crash course in fighting. Call it a miracle, but after a week Louise had learned everything she would ever need to know about kicking ass. And then there was only one thing to do. At the next home game, Louise was getting her revenge.