Title: Relax

IllumixSakura

Age: Sakura: 21, Illumi:24

World: Hunter x Hunter

Word Count: 1443

a/n: to the guest who said I was bias about Rido and Juri; I can't be bias when I haven't watched the anime and also the guest who requested never really said anything about the relationship between Rido and Sakura so I don't really know why you commented that :/

Illumi was doing his own thing inside the hotel room he shared with Hisoka. They were on a little personal mission of sorts and Hisoka had just left to find out some more information while Illumi had decided to stay back and rest a bit. Now it had been a perfect plan until Hisoka's little sister had taken it upon herself to come into the room and claim that she was not dead.

"Why are you here, Sakura-san?" Illumi looked down at the younger girl. She blinked once, twice and then thrice as she looked him up and down. Her first reaction was to throw a dagger at him with lightning speed, something which Illumi did not suspect, and then jump on top of him with yet another dagger in her hand that she pressed against his throat.

"Who are you and why are you in Hisoka's room? And how do you know my name?" She pressed the blade deeper into the assassin's throat. No remorse was shown on her face, like brother like sister.

"It's me Illumi."

"I don't know anyone named 'Illumi'." She glared deeper into his black eyes.

"Ah, that's right. You have yet to see the real me. We met once when I went by Gittarackur." Illumi pushed the girl off of his person seeing as she finally remembered who he was.

"But you look so different? How is it that you looked like that but now look like this?" Sakura lightly dusted anything that may have gotten on her off of her person.

"A simple task accomplished by using Nen."

"Ah. No wonder something was always off about you," Sakura shook her head as she picked up the dagger she heard thrown at him, "But that doesn't explain why you are in Hisoka's room and where is he?"

"Hisoka-san has gone to find out some information so I don't really know where he is. But what are you doing here? The last time you were around, you and Hisoka had a fight. Am I to assume that everything is good between you two?" Illumi looked the girl up and down as she rolled her eyes about him being gone.

She didn't resemble her older brother in any way. She had vibrant pink hair and eyes the color of emerald jewels. She didn't have that annoying smile that was always on Hisoka's face and she definitely was anywhere near Hisoka's height. She barely brushed Illumi's shoulder.

Her body was clothed in a short, tight shorts with one side red and the other black, a tight red bustier with a mesh shirt that ended at her waist. As for shoes she wore black boots. Gold bracelets adored her wrists and there was one around her neck as well, and some in her hair.

"We didn't make up actually, we never do. But I'm here simply because he asked me to meet him here and to tell him that his little 'gift' didn't do a very good job at killing me like he would have liked." Sakura sighed out as she plopped herself on Illumi's bed.

"He tried to kill you?" Illumi raised a brow at how nonchalant she was about that fact.

All Sakura did to respond was nod her head at him, "He tries to kill me, I escape then I find him and try to kill him. You know like every other siblings do."

"I suppose it is a rather normal thing to do with your siblings." Illumi nodded to her.

"So why aren't you out with Hisoka?" Sakura flipped her body to lay on her stomach and stare at the emotionless man in front of her.

"I decided not to go but rather to stay and relax."

Now, Illumi may had have a rather insane upbringing and girls never really crossed his mind much but he was still a man and so he couldn't really help but stare at her breast that were popping out from her rather small and tight choice of clothing. He inwardly gulped at the sight. Every man had a weakness after all.

Sakura looked at where his eyes were and smirked, "Eyes up here, Zoldyck."

"Sorry about that." Illumi muttered to her as he ever so slightly flushed a pale pink. Now that got Sakura's attention. She may had lied earlier when she said she didn't know anyone named Illumi. After all he was someone to be feared in the assassin world. But she would had never guessed he was capable to do something like blush, or anything that involved emotions really.

A thought passed through the younger girl's mind causing her smirk to break into a small grin, just like her brothers whenever a plan to destroy came to mind, "Hey, you said you wanted to relax right? Well I got just the thing."

Illumi raised a brow at her claim but none the less followed through with it.

…

"Harder! Harder! Please-! Ah!"

Hisoka's hand stilled at the sound of the voicing moaning out. It was high pitched, a woman's voice most likely, and rather familiar.

"Wow, you're really tight, Sakura!" The other voice, Illumi's no doubt, was heard clearly with a grunt.

Sakura? Illumi? Harder? Tight?

It didn't take long for things to click in Hisoka's mind. That Zoldyck bastard was knocking up his little sister. Well he was gonna put an end to that real quick.

Hisoka slammed the door open, blood lust in the air and a murderous look on his face, "Zoldyck! I'll kill you!"

Hisoka readied himself to lung at the male before he took in everything around him. There in front of him was Sakura sitting in a chair with Illumi behind her with his hands on her shoulders. The only clothes off was Sakura mesh shirt and Illumi's jacket.

Illumi's face was void of emotions as usual while Sakura raised a brow at her older brothers entrance, "What are you going on about, Hisoka?"

"I thought-! You were moaning-! And he was grunting-! What the hell was I supposed to think!" Hisoka yelled out to them. They only looked at him with unamused faces.

"That's pretty nasty of you, Hisoka." Sakura shook her head at her older brother.

"Well why were you making those sounds anyway!" Hisoka grunted out as he glared at Illumi, he didn't trust that man with his little sister.

"Illumi was massaging me. I massaged him first and now it's his turn to massage me. I just told him to put more pressure into my shoulders." Sakura continued to shake her head at her brother.

"Yeah, and I simply told her how tight her shoulders were." Illumi gave Hisoka a look that told him just how disgusted he was with his thoughts.

"And besides, I'm a grown woman. You have no rights or obligations to tell me who I can and cannot have sex with if that's what you were thinking." Sakura deadpanned the red haired man who simply glared at the two before he went back into the hallway with a slam of the door.

Sakura and Illumi waited a couple of more minutes before Sakura released a laugh from her mouth. Illumi couldn't help but let a smirk crack onto his face. Seems like Hisoka didn't notice that half of their clothes were on backwards and not even fully buttoned.

"And people actually fear him!" Sakura laughed out before she turned back to Illumi, "Now, where were we?" She grinned up at him while he smirked down at her.

"I think we were somewhere around this part." Illumi muttered out before he ripped her shorts off, again.

…

"AH! ILLUMI~!" A voice was heard moaning out into the night air.

"What kind of massage makes someone moan out a name…" Hisoka glared from outside the hotel and into the window where his room was. He could see some shadows from the light that illuminated from the room and they were moving fast.

Hisoka's eyes widen in realization, "THAT BASTARD!"