~Imperishable Limericks~
There once was a girl from the Moon
Who feared that her death would come soon.
She begged for a potion
Eirin showed her devotion
But Lord Tsu made them both go pichuuu~n.
A woman from Earth with white hair
Loved her dad even more than was fair.
She found him a waifu
Who ruined his laifu
At which point she went truly spare.
Many years after Mokou's dad died
The moon in Gensokyo did hide.
Yukari burst in.
"Reimu, it's missin'!"
And they charged off with slumber denied.
Marisa gazed up to the sky.
"It's a fake!" her friend Alice did cry.
They set out as a pair
Many squabbles they shared.
Who knows why we ship them? Not I.
Remi sensed danger that night.
Her maid tagged along for the fight.
Craving a red moon
Remilia did swoon
When she saw that the fake was all white.
Youmu was eager for battle
Which made Saigyouji quite rattled.
The ghost chased her young ward
Helped her crush fairy hordes
And drove her quite nuts with her prattle.
The youkai could sense something wrong.
Together, they kept the night long.
Ere midnight was noon
They'd find the true Moon
And set to rights all that was wrong.
Many fireflies took to the air.
All shimmering, no stars could compare.
Wriggle came out to fight
The girls punched out her lights
And then strode down the road to elsewhere.
Young Mystia hollered her ditty.
The ghost princess drooled like a kitty.
Reimu fell in a ditch
And got her sides in a stitch
So they rushed to the humans' small city.
Keine had hidden the village
So no-one could come in and pillage.
Keine got the wrong idea
Then all gave into fear
And their duel barely stopped short of killage.
Reimu spread blame all about herself.
Marisa seemed almost to doubt herself.
"Bitch, get out of the way!"
She leapt back into the fray.
Sakyua and Youmu went and had a cup of tea. Then they organised a masters-versus-servants tennis tournament, which Yuyuko and Remilia won by a couple of points. By that time, the night was really starting to drag on, so the whole gang rallied together and stormed the House of Eternity; although she'd been hanging back until then, Yukari showed a good bit of clout herself.
Our heroines roamed through the mansion.
With eight fighters, there wasn't much tension.
Tewi made a bold stand
For her princess and her land
But barely even earned herself a mention.
From out of the shadows stepped Reisen.
She charged them with pistols a-blazin'.
Eirin locked down the house
Showing frightening nous
But the bun had to lose with good grace-en.
They fought either Eirin or Kaguey.
At this point, the timeline gets screwy.
Eight endings in show
But one thing we know:
Lord Tsuki deserves to go kablooie.
The Lunarians fought to the finish.
Their Hourai power could never diminish.
Gensokyo stood strong
Fighting hard all night long
Until the night had no choice but to perish.
Peace was back, so all grudges could die.
Turned out there was no threat from on high.
Eirin's pals were all free
From the Eagle Ravi;
All they need now is a hot bowl of chai.
Our heroes went back home to bed.
The Incident seemed truly quite dead.
In the maze of bamboo
Many rumours, none true.
There's no woman in trousers bright red...