Title: The Idiotic Captain and His Doctor

SakuraxKamui

Age: Both 18

World: Gintama

Word Count: 488

"Get back here, Abuto!"

"No way, Sakura! You're gonna kill me and then the idiot Captain is going to kill me!" The blonde haired Yato ran away from the pink haired doctor.

"What are you talking about? I have the cure right here if anything goes wrong, Abuto!" Sakura tried to convince the Yato but all she got was the door being slammed in her face. She frowned as she went back to the metal table, the place that Abuto had been soundly sleeping on before he woke up.

The next thing that Sakura knew she was being pulled into someone's arms, "What's wrong?"

She sighed dramatically before falling into the man's body, "All I wanted to do was play with Abuto, Kamui! I took him from his bed and slipped him onto the operating table while he was asleep and then he woke up and said no! Why is life so hard for me?!"

Kamui chuckled out at the false tears that prickled the corner of her eyes, "You can play with me all you want, Sa-Ku-Ra~"

The girl stopped her crying before she looked up dully at the Yato's smirk, "That's so lame, Kamui."

"Hey! I was trying to set a mood, way to kill it!" The Harusame captain pouted as the girl shoved him off of her.

"Now, if you wanna do that later on, go and find me Abuto so I can test my new drug on him." Sakura smirked with malice as her lover did the same.

"You are absolutely the best woman ever."

...

"I HATE YOU BOTH!"

Sakura and Kamui crackled at Abuto's sluggish voice, who was tied up in the medical room.

Sakura turned over to the vermillion Yato with a smile on her face and eyes filled with a certain glint, "Now, we can do that."

Kamui smirked at her, "I'm going to destroy you and make you beg for it."

"That's what you said last time and yet I recall you begging for me."

Kamui grinned at her, "Remember the one that loses has to do whatever the winner wants."

"Then let's start." Sakura slowly took off her white coat while Kamui watched, removing her coat Sakura then removed Kamui's top leaving him in his black tank top.

...

"I WIN AGAIN!"

"Awe, come on Sakura, 2 out of 3!"

"No way, Kamui! I won fair and square, you just suck at Mario Kart!"

"That's because we're playing Sweet Sweet Kingdom! Play on Dragon Palace and I'll have you!"

"A win's a win, Kamui. Suck it! Besides I have something I want to try."

"If you try that drug on me, I will not hesitate to kill you right here and now, Sakura."

"I hate you, Kamui."