So I really like that Santana's moving in but I hate moving shit. I mean it's like a really fucked up punishment. You have to pack up all of your shit, carefully, into boxes put it in a car and drive just to unload all of it. It just feels way too pointless to me. I know it's not but it still feels that way.
So it's times like these that I wish my fucking Hogwarts letter would show up and I could just transport everything without so much effort. Sorry, I know that I'm ranting but seriously, think about it.
Anywhoo, we've been moving all of her stuff since early this morning and it's about noon and we're almost done, so that's good. I'm currently standing in her old room, taking a breather before grabbing one of the last two boxes to take it out to car.
Santana walks in a smiles, "Tired?"
"Fuck yeah, shit" I reply
"I thought you were a dancer" She smirks
I narrow my eyes and nod, "That's right but this aint dancing" I say as a grab a box. She grabs the other while laughing.
"Not exactly my point but ok." She replies.
I am beyond grateful that the elevator in her building is working, apparently it's been broken and she wasn't sure if it's be working. I almost left at those words; she lived on the fucking 5th floor, folks.
We're back at our apartment and we've finished bringing all of the boxes up, with live in the 4th floor and we have 2, count em, 2 elevators. I am chilling on the couch while the other girls grab some pizza from the kitchen. My phone beeps and I grab it. It's that same chick, ugh. Can she not take a hint?
"Ok Brittany, what's with the face?" Rachel asks
I look up and see them all looking at me, "Wha…what face?" smooth Pierce
"You look annoyed" Quinn said while sitting next to me and grabbing my phone
"Hey, give that back!" I try to grab it but she jumps up
"Hey Brittany, I guess you didn't see my text the other day. I'd really like to hang out, maybe have some fun. Call or text me, Lindsay" Quinn reads out loud
I groan, "What?"
"It sounds like she wants to fuck your brains out, to me" Quinn said smirking
"Oh is this the girl?" Rachel asks
"No! Just give me back my phone, Quinn"
Quinn types something and tosses it back.
"Fuck Quinn!" I say seeing her text, "Whatever you want babe? Come on over. Really, do I sound that douchey?"
"Yes" Rachel and Quinn say together
"Well I'm not interested in her! Now she gunna come over cause already fucking knows where we live!" I say angrily
All three girls look surprised by my outburst and I guess I get it. I'm usually calm and laid back and here I am fucking yelling cause my best friend just closed deal for me to fuck a girl.
I sigh, "Sorry""
"B, I can just text her and tell her that I stole your phone" Quinn offers apologetically
"Nah, just…just forget it." I mumble before lying face down on the couch.
"Brittany, there's obviously a girl that you like otherwise, let's face it, you would have already gotten with this girl." Rachel says
"Guys, Lindsay lives" *knock knock* "upstairs…fuck" I get up to answer the door. "Hey Lindsay" I said once I opened the door. I open my mouth to say more but Quinn cuts in.
"Baby, come back to bed" Quinn says walking over in just her oversized shirt and underwear. I swear I don't know if my face is solid white or solid red. "Who are you, oh did you find Britt's phone?"
"What?" Lindsay says, obviously as confused as I am
I scratch the back of my neck as Quinn wraps her arms arm my waist and says, "Britt lost her phone a few days ago and I figured you found it"
"No I didn't" Lindsay says upset then looks at me and adds, "I guess I don't have to tell you to lose my number" and walks away.
I'm telling guys now; my jaw was on the ground. "What was…"
"I had to fix it" Quinn shrugs as she pulls her pants on.
I smile at her, speechless.
"Quinn that was hilarious" Santana spoke up
I look at Santana and see that she's looking at me
Rachel speaks up, "let's do something"
"I need to unpack" Santana says
Quinn speaks up, "We can help you" and starts walking toward Santana's room
"You don't have to" She says
"We roommates, we help each other" Quinn says smiling at me
"Tender moment" Rachel whispers and we all bust out laughing
We are all in Santana's room helping her unpack. This is the only 'decent' part about moving, still hate it though.
We all hear a knock on the door and I go out to answer it.
I open the door and standing there is a super-hot chick. She's wearing a leather jacket and parts of her hair are dyed blue but I still have no idea who the fuck she is.
"Yeah?" I say
She totally just checked me out, "I'm looking for Santana."
"Alright, come on in" I say and then I holler "Santana!" I am so fucking polite
The girls all come into the room and Santana smiles at the chick.
Chick stands and says, "Hey babe"
Hold the fucking front door, 'babe'?
"Hey Dani" Santana says while hugging this chick now known as Dani.
I look over and see Quinn watching me. I go to the kitchen and grab a beer before walking back into the living room.
"I like your new place, babe" Dani says looking around. I don't see Santana glance at me; I'm focused on color code chick here.
"Thanks, these are my roommates, Rachel, Quinn and Brittany" Santana replies
"Pleasure" Dani says while checking out my roommates, me no likey this chick. Then she turns to Santana and asks, "Am I on someone's turf?"
"I'm not sure, you'd have to ask Brittany." Santana says
Shit, this is her drug deal and girlfriend?
Dani turns to me all serious like, making me feel like I'm in the fucking Godfather.
"How about it? Someone else own this place?" She asks me
"Not that I know of. My guy's a roamer." I reply
She nods and walks over to Santana. They do their exchange and the chick kisses Santana on the cheek. Me being way too fucking obvious, I take a swig and turn back to the kitchen. Way to go Pierce, you idiot.
I hear the door shut and the girls come into the kitchen. Quinn and Santana glance at me.
"I'm so sorry. I can talk to her and we can do our thing somewhere else." Santana says apologetically looking at me
I shrug, "It doesn't matter, like I said, Puck's a roamer and Sam's waits for people to go to him."
She nods and keeps eye contact till I break it and glance at Rachel, who's on her phone.
"How's the Finnster?" I ask, trying to change to subject
Rachel looks up smiling, "He's good. He and his sister are will be here in a minute with Mike."
"Marley?" Quinn asks and glances at me.
Ok, so here's the deal with Marley. She and I have had a couple make out sessions but nothing more. She wants to do more but I just can't. She's way too innocent and I would feel awful if I did something to ruin that. Yes, folks, I have a heart.
"Yeah" Rachel mumbles while texting
"You're gunna burn that phone out soon, Berry" I say ignoring Quinn's look
"I need to collect rent money and grocery money." Quinn tells us and I go to my room to grab my cash. I work at a local coffee shop and sometimes I take a shift at a bar around the corner.
I hear a knock and groan at the thought of Marley being all over me. I walk back into the kitchen and see Finn, Marley and Finn's fiend Mike. Quinn has a thing for Mike and he likes her too.
I can already feel Marley watching me. Now, I'm not full of myself, just so you know. I don't think every girl is into me, but I always seem to attract to ones that like to hold on tight and it drives me crazy but not the good kind of crazy.
"Hey Britt" Marley says and I smile at her, "How are you?"
"I'm good, you?" I reply, yet again missing the glance from Santana.
Marley smiles, "I'm great, wanna hang out?" Guys, that means make out in her terms.
"Not right now. We're all helping Santana move in. Gotta get back to work." I mumble and walk to Santana's room
I'm not stupid I know Quinn and Rachel are now focused on the guys but I don't want to be stuck with Marley, ok that sounded harsh.
Santana enters her room and starts going through a box.
"You can hang out with her if you want. I can finish this by myself." She says quietly
"Please don't make me" I mutter without thinking and she raises an eyebrow. I sigh and say, "She all clingy and I'm just not into her like that."
Santana nods and goes back to her box.
"So uh, how long have you been with that chick?" I ask as normally as possible without looking up
"What chick? Dani?" She asks and I nod. She laughs, "We've hooked up like twice but she's just my dealer."
I nod and continue unpacking things. It's pure awkward silence and it's killing me.
"So, how long have you smoked?" I ask and see her smile slightly at my inability to not talk
"Since high school. I don't do it all the time but the occasional smoke relaxes me." She answers
I nod and ignore my phone beeping in my pocket. I know it's Marley.
"You gunna get that?" She smirks
"Nope, it's her" I say pointing my thumb towards the living room and she nods.
"How long have you two been hooking up?" She asks and I smirk
"We've only ever made out. She wants more but I just can't do that with her, it doesn't feel right." I reply as my phone beeps again and roll my eyes and look at it. Yep, she wants to make out in my room. "God, I wish she would stop"
"So you don't like her like that?" Santana asks and I look up at her and shake my head
"You don't like Dani like that?" I ask and she shakes her head and takes a step towards me.
I walk over to her, shutting the door along the way.
"So you're single?" I ask and she nods. I nod in reply to the unasked question of if I am and our lips crash together.
Fuck yes, she's a great kisser. I push her up against her wall and she fucking moans. I could have lost it right there but luckily I heard footsteps and back off, getting back to a box just in time for Quinn to walk in.
"Hey guys, I'm gunna make dinner, you two ok with waffles?" she asks
"Ye..yeah I love breakfast for dinner," I reply not looking up
She must turn to Santana cause Santana say's "Sounds great to me"
Quinn says, "Awesome come to the kitchen in like 10 minutes" and leaves
It's like a fucking magnet as soon as the door closes and I have no idea how it happens by I have her back up against the wall within seconds. Her hands are on the back of my neck, pulling me as close as possible and my hands are on her hips. I slide my tongue across her bottom lip and she moans again, fuck yes. She opens her mouth and our tongue meet. I groan, I can't help it and she smiles slightly. I trail some kisses down her jaw and her neck. She moans and pulls my lips back up to hers.
We hear Quinn yell that dinners ready so we kiss once more and back away. It's not awkward, which is weird but I don't mind.
"Your shirt's messed up" I say quietly
"You need to fix your hair" she replies and we fix our appearances.
I nod at her when she's set; she reaches over and brushes some hair behind my ear and nods back.
"We can't tell them" we whisper at the same time and laugh lightly
"But I like you so unless you want to stop…" she starts but I shake my head with a smile
We both grin and I grab my beer from the shelf and we walk out of her room to get dinner.
Marley has been trying to get my attention all through dinner but I keep my attention anywhere else.
I kinda feel bad for keeping this thing with Santana a secret from Quinn and Rachel but then I look up and catch Santana's eyes and I'm good. She's so fucking hot but she also seems really cool. Time shall tell, my friends.
We just finished dinner and I'm helping Quinn clean up in the kitchen.
"Why aren't you all over Marley?" Quinn asks
I roll my eyes, "You know that I don't feel like that towards her. She's a great girl but we just made out some, that's it."
"Well, she seems pretty bummed." Quinn whispers and nods over to the living room where I see Marley sitting on the floor with her chin in her hand.
I sigh and we finish up the dishes. I'm drying my hands when there's another knock on the door. I swear, people never leave us alone. Rachel answers it.
"Brittany!" She hollers over to me and I walk over and see Tina, my ex. We're obviously not together but we've stayed decent friends.
"Hey what's up" I say
She sighs, "I need to get blazed. Bad date."
I nod and she walks in. We walk over to the group. "Guys, we're gunna smoke, any of you wanna join?"
"Totally" Mike grins and looks at Quinn who just nods.
"Well, I'm in" Finn adds and Rachel rolls her eyes but smiles.
Marley looks way too excited and Santana is looking at Tina confused.
"Oh, sorry, Tina this is Santana, she's our new roommate and Santana this is Tina my…friend" I hesitated, I fucking hesitated.
"They used to date, but now they're just friends without any benefits" Quinn smirks
"True, it would be weird to try to be together again." Tina says
"Tina, here, had a shitty date so we're gunna toke up till she forgets about it." I say then look back at Santana, "You in?"
Santana smiles and nods, "We should try some of mine, it's a new batch so I wanna see what it's like."
"Cool, I'll go get mine and my water bong." I say before going to my room.
When I get back to the living room the door is locked and Quinn turned on the 'toke light'.
So the 'toke light' is a neon sign that hangs in our living room. It says 'Puff Puff Pass'. It's pretty cool, I think. I found it at my cousin's garage sale. I have one in my room that says 'High Life'.
Anyways, we all get comfortable but close enough so we don't have to put a whole lot of effort into passing the bong and Santana's joint cause once you're lit, effort is not in your vocabulary.
Santana walks in with a couple joints and I have a stache box pretty much full of bud. Luckily the only seat left is on the big chair next to me so she sits by me. Quinn and Mike are sitting pretty close and I think Finn and Rachel have molded together. Marley is sitting next to Tina. I know for a fact that Tina thinks Marley is cute.
I pack a bowl and take the first hit, fucking killer. I pass it to Santana who passes her joint to Quinn who's sitting near her on the left. I watch Santana take a hit and if I had a dick, I'd have a boner, and she knows it cause she's got that sexy smirk on her lips. I really wanna kiss her but I can't, which kinda sucks. She reaches over and grabs my phone from my thigh, normally I'd flip my shit but I just watch her. She puts her number in there under 'San' and puts it back on my leg. I send her a quick text that says 'Britt' and she grins as she saves my number.
I turn back to Rachel who's talking about the ins and outs of Broadway to Tina. It's actually pretty interesting but I can feel Marley watching me and it's really fucking annoying.
Quinn looks at me with a smirk till she notices how annoyed I am about it and she speaks up, "Marley, you alright? You're like staring off into space."
Marley blushes and nods before looking down at her lap. Quinn sends me a wink that Santana sees. Santana smirks at me with a raised brow and I roll my eyes.
"Britt, are you gunna try out for the recital?" Mike asks me
He's a dancer too so we can always discuss cool shit.
"I don't know; what about you?" I reply
He nods, "Yeah, my mom heard about it so I don't have much of a choice" He grins and I laugh
"What are you gunna perform?" I ask
"Well that's why I was asking. I figured we could do a number together." He tells me and I nod
I think for a moment, "Sure, what the hell. Whatcha thinking?"
I grins, "Well I know that you won't wear a dress…"
"Hell no" I say making everyone laugh
"…so I'm thinking 'Talk Dirty' by Jason Derulo and killer choreography."
"I'm so in" I smirk
"Oooh, get Kurt to design your clothes" Rachel says and calls him before I can respond. She tells him to come over but warns him that we're smoking. I know him and he'll totally join in.
It's been like 15 minutes and there's a knock on the door. Rachel jumps you and answers it. Kurt really awesome and they both really get along.
Kurt walks over to the group after a slightly dramatic reuniting with Rachel.
"Alright, ladies and gents, talk to me." Kurt says before he spot Santana, "Hello, Kurt Hummel, friend and designer." He adds reaching his hand out
Santana shakes it, "Santana Lopez, friend and new roommate" She replies making everybody grin
"Nice to meet you Santana, you are gorgeous" He says pulling me from my seat and sitting down
Santana smirks at me then looks at him, "Thank you, that's really sweet."
I walk over and sit on the floor leaning back against Quinn's legs.
Mike turns on 'Talk Dirty' and I smirk mouthing the words.
"Kurt that's the song" Rachel says and Kurt listens closely
"I fucking love this song" I say bopping my head to the beat. I can already picture some of the choreography.
Mike stands up and reaches his hand down to help me up. I take it and we walk over to the space between the living room and kitchen. We restart the music and he shows me some moves. Everyone's watching us but that's never bothered me when I'm dancing.
We play around with a few moves and I really like some of them.
2 Chainz part comes on and I have to think about what we could do with that part. It's definitely an R rated song but that's fine cause this is an R rated recital. No kids under 16 are allowed in and they still have to have an adult with them if they're under 18.
I watch Mike do some more moves and then I try some out. We're gunna kill this performance.
Everybody left a while ago and now it's just us roomies now. We're just chilling in the living room when Quinn stands up.
"I'm exhausted so I'm going to bed but since tomorrow's Saturday, we should all do something" She says and we all nod
"I'm going to bed too" Rachel mumbles tiredly, "I'll see all of you in the morning"
They both bid us goodnight and then the room goes silent after they leave.
"Come on, let me show you something" I say to Santana and stand up.
I walk over to the window with the fire escape and open it. I smirk at her and we go up to the roof.
When we get up there she seems impressed with the view, and it really is pretty nice. I'm leaning my shoulder against a wall looking at the city when she turns me and pins me against the wall. I smirk and she kisses me.
Did I mention that she's an amazing kisser?
I turn us around cause I like to be a little in charge. She grins and I think she likes it. We keep making out and have my hands on her hips, like earlier. I can feel a sliver of skin between her t-shirt and shorts and it's so fucking soft there; I barely push her shirt up more so I can feel more. She fucking moans into my mouth and pulls me flush against her and we both groan. I seriously want to take her shirt off but that's probably too much…for now.
She's barely scratching the back of my neck while I trail kisses down her jaw and neck and back up. Her breathing is really picking up. I don't know why I do it, so don't judge, but I slip my right leg between hers. She moans again and I barely…barely grind my leg against to center. She scratches my neck a little harder and leans her head back so I go for her neck but she somehow switches it and now she's kisses my neck. She gently bites my pulse point and I grind my leg against her harder. She's like fucking riding my thigh till her stupid ass phone goes off.
She sighs and pulls back. I don't move from my spot and she leans her head against mine while she reads a text. She must not need to respond cause she puts her phone into her back pocket and lays a hand on the side of my neck and smiles at me.
I smile back and ask, "Everything alright?"
She nods and pulls me closer so that our lips are touching but we aren't kissing.
"I like you, Britt" She murmurs before kissing me once
I grin and reply, "I like you too San" and kiss her once
She smile and kisses me again but doesn't stop when her phone beeps again. She keeps kissing me and I am all for that. Man, this girl is something else.
This time the kiss is a lot slower and there's no grinding, which is totally fine cause I've never been kissed like this and I've never felt like this. Look I'm not the kind of person that falls for someone so easily but, guys, this girl has got me feeling all weird.
She smiles and pulls back, "We should probably get back down there" she says quietly
I nod and lean forward leaving one last kiss on her lips.
I can hear my alarm clock but I don't care. I don't wanna get up, the world can do it's own thing while I stay in this warm, soft bed. Just let me sleep.
However, my life isn't that easy. That's fucked up, right?
I barely hear my door creak before Quinn and Rachel both jump on top of me. This, ladies and gentlemen, is not unusual…sadly.
I groan, "Why? Why must you two insist on ruining my mornings like this?"
"Because we love you!" Quinn exclaims into my fucking ear
"Fabray, Berry please I'm begging you for like 30 more minutes, please!"
"Nope and you forgot Santana." Quinn says
"We tried to get her to join us but she's too nice" Rachel adds
I look to the right and sure enough Santana's leaning against the door frame, smiling. God, that smile.
"Well I like her better than you two" I mumble seriously making Santana look down at the floor and blush. That's right! I made her blush! Fuck yeah!
"Yeah yeah whatever, you know you love us" Quinn says and I can practically hear the smirk, I groan. "Alright lazy bones, get up or we'll show Santana how you sleep in boxers and a sports bra"
"Hey, I'm not ashamed of my body…"
"We know!" They say together
"You practically live with your 'abs of steel' on display, Britt" Rachel says
I scoff, "I work hard to keep those!" I hear them both sigh and roll my eyes. "Fine fine, move so I can take a shower"
"Santana run before your eyes become victims of the 'Bangin Britt Body' as she calls it." Quinn says smirking
I roll my eyes and get out of bed.
"Your bed is so warm and comfy" Rachel says curling up with Quinn in my bed
"Fuck you, get out of my bed." I say not noticing how Santana is totally checking me out, not that I blame her. Still, I'm not full of myself but I do work hard to keep my body nice.
"Santana, come lay down with us while Britt showers. Even though I hate to admit it, her bed smells great" Quinn says
"Best body spray ever" Rachel adds and I shake my head.
I grab a clean pair of boxer briefs (they're comfortable) and a sports bra before I walk out.
Can you believe I find all three of them in bed when I get back to my room?
I don't mind Santana in my bed, I'm kinda hoping I can join her in there at some point but I mean really.
"Alright, Dumb, Dumber and Santana. You three wanna get out of my bed?" I ask while I grab some jeans and a blue t-shirt.
"Nope, we're comfy" Rachel says
"Which dumb and which ones dumber?" Quinn asks
I narrow my eyes at them and say, "Depends on the day"
Santana stands up, "Sorry they pulled me in and then I got really comfortable"
I grin, "Don't worry about it."
"Hey! You're gunna be nice to her but mean to us?!" Quinn exclaims
"Yeah I am, she didn't wake me up rudely this morning"
Santana smiles and goes into the kitchen. I go as well cause it doesn't look like my friends are going to get out of my bed.
"Did you finish unpacking?" I ask Santana while a grab some bread for toast
"Nearly. There's only like two boxes left." She answers and glances into my room
I grin and ask, "Want some help to finish it real quick?"
She looks at me and smiles, "Sure that'd be great"
"Alright" I say. Screw the damn toast
I follow her to her room and she softly shuts the door before I push her against it. Our lips immediately connect and I smile.
After a second or so she says, "Good Morning"
"Sure is" I reply grinning and I can hear my friends coming down the hall.
We quickly separate and I grab some pictures from a box and start setting them on the shelf while she unpacks a couple shirts and starts hanging them in her closet. The door opens and Rachel walks in followed by Quinn.
They go and sit on Santana bed.
"What with you two and people's beds?" I ask smirking
"Shut up, so what do you guys want to do today?" Quinn asks
I shrug, "I'm good with whatever"
"Well…" Rachel drags out
I turn around and look at her suspiciously, "What?"
"So Mike, invited me over tonight, to stay the night and Finn wants Rachel to come over too. But we don't have to go. I know it would just be you two here and you guys barely know each other." Quinn says guiltily
"Q, it's fine with me." I reply and Santana nods along
"Yeah, girls go be with your men" Santana says smiling
Quinn and Rachel smile, "Can we like…" Rachel starts
"Go pack" I cut in
They both jump up and run out of the room. I glance over to Santana she's smirking. I smirk back cause tonight is going to be fucking awesome.
