Hiccup is plain. Astrid is italicized.
Ruffnut is underlined.
(10:11) knock knock
(10:15) really?
(10:15) this is how were gonna start the day?
(10:17) knock knock
(10:17) alright, fine
(10:17) whos there
(10:18) annie
(10:18) annie who?
(10:20) annie-thing you can do, i can do better!
(10:21) i can tell knock-knock jokes better than you!
(10:21) nice clapback.
(10:23) thanks, i try
(10:23) knock knock
(10:25) doctor
(10:25) DOCTOR WHO?
(10:26) nope, just the regular doctor!
(10:26) but then how will we time travel?
(10:27) wait, hang on
(10:27) before we go on
(10:27) i have to ask you something super important
(10:29) yeah?
(10:29) youre not…..
(10:30) a superhwolockian, are you?
(10:30) cause that is make or break for any possible friendship here
(10:33) okay listen
(10:34) ...you didnt
(10:34) how could you do it?
(10:35) individually, those are some good shows!
(10:36) also
(10:36) for me
(10:36) it was
(10:36) uh
(10:38) dont do it
(10:38) superavengewholock
(10:39) oh my god
(10:39) I was young and impressionable!
(10:40) youre dead to me
(10:41) well then I guess this friendship is over before it even started.
(10:41) i wouldnt call us friends
(10:41) more like
(10:41) mutual joke tellers?
(10:42) at least before that god awful knock knock joke
(10:42) you don't hold back, do you?
(10:46) nah, id rather not
(10:47) your dorkiness has terminated whatever this was
(10:48) you have gotten EVERY reference I've made so far.
(10:48) and I will bet 20 bucks that you are as big a dork as I am.
(10:50) nope, im one of the cool kids
[Image: A dog wearing sunglasses.]
(10:50) fine.
(10:51) but I hate when friendships end.
(10:52) like in the harry potter books
(10:52) when luna and neville stop being friends to date instead.
(10:54) what?
(10:55) luna and neville didnt end up with each other in the books, neville married hannah abbott
(10:55) and luna married rolf scamander
(10:55) HA
(10:55) THAT WASNT IN THE BOOKS.
(10:56) YOU JUST KNOW THAT
(10:56) BECAUSE YOU'RE
(10:56) goddammit
(10:56) A
(10:56) DORK
(10:57) ugh
(10:58) victory is sweet, viking.
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(10:32) hey so you know how i borrowed your hw that one time
(10:35) you dont wanna do this, ruff
(10:37) i may or may not want it again
(10:37) RUFF
(10:38) i dont wanna read the articles suuuuuue me!
(10:39) trump did blah blah and idiots are everywhere i dont need articles to tell me that
(10:58) it might do you some good
(11:00) wow respond late much
(11:00) i was texting someone else
(11:01) tuff?
(11:01) no
(11:01) that girl in your physics class?
(11:02) no
(11:02) your mom?
(11:02) no!
(11:06) who else do you have to text? i should be your one and only priority right now
(11:06) that guy i texted by accident yesterday
(11:07) he could be some serial killer or stalker you know
(11:07) eh, whats he gonna do, track me through my texts?
(11:10) yeah, thats EXACTLY it, dummy
(11:12) hard to believe teachers like you so much when you sound like an idiot half the time
(11:13) oh, relax, were just talking and joking around
(11:13) and if youre so smart, you can do those articles on your own
(11:14) nooooooooooo
(11:14) i promise not to say anything more
(11:14) text as many weird boys as you want
(11:14) do you want me to search up numbers for you
(11:15) will that make you give me the answers
(11:15) im not giving you jack SHIT, ruff
(11:19) what if i agree to hook up with you
(11:19) oh my gosh
(11:20) you make one passing comment and suddenly you friend thinks youre in love with her
(11:21) its okay, astrid, i know im hot
(11:23) youre not that hot when youre bugging me
(11:24) shall i whisper seductively in your ear instead
(11:24) *whispers* give me your homewoooork
(11:26) astrid
(11:28) are you texting your boy again i swear astrid
(11:28) aaaaastrid
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(11:24) hello gorgeous what is your name
(11:24) you have about three minutes to explain
(11:25) ajhgjhegfh
(11:25) rugerhgggggggggr45
(11:25) uh…
(11:25) dork?
(11:26) oh gods, i'm sorry.
(11:26) my cousin got my phone and he
(11:26) well, you know.
(11:27) is this the same cousin you were playing chess with?
(11:27) bingo.
(11:28) he seems like quite the character
(11:29) oh, he is.
(11:30) it's always "look at hiccup and how small he is" and "hiccup is a loser but i am the benevolent cousin and i still love him"
(11:30) aww
(11:32) wait hold the fuck up
(11:32) okay, potty mouth.
(11:33) your name is HICCUP?
(11:33) ah
(11:33) shit.
(11:34) tell me your name is not hiccup
(11:36) would if i could, viking.
(11:36) omg tell me your name is NOT hICCUP
(11:37) MY PARENTS THOUGHT IT WOULD WARD OFF GNOMES AND TROLLS
(11:37) gnomes and trolls?
(11:37) holy shit
(11:37) youre not from berk are you?
(11:38) uh, yeah.
(11:38) how'd you know?
(11:38) (creep).
(11:39) oh shush
(11:40) youre a few towns away from me everyone talks about you guys and your weird traditions
(11:40) YOU TOTALLY GO TO HOOLIGAN HIGH DONT YOU
(11:41) seriously is this information just common knowledge or
(11:41) YOUR TEAMS SUCKS AT TENNIS
(11:43) more of a basketball person myself, wouldn't know.
(11:43) this is the greatest day of my life
(11:44) is this pick on hiccup day?
(11:45) yes, HICCUP, it is
(11:45) oh gods.
(11:45) what do you call it when you have a stomach spasm
(11:46) NOT ORIGINAL.
(11:46) A HICCUP
(11:46) HA
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(11:48) his name is hiccup
(11:55) oh my gosh, what a loser
(11:56) oh noooo, youre into losers
(11:56) youre fucked
(11:56) were all doomed
(11:56) oh yeah i got the homework from an obscure website
(11:57) so suck on that hofferson
(11:59) (you nerd go get the weirdo)