Sixteen year olds Rachel, Nigel, Hoagie, Abby, Kuki, Wally, and Patton sat around Rachel's cluttered desk as they either stamped, signed, or wrote on paperwork Rachel hadn't done since Christmas. They were all miserable for two reasons. One, it was boring ass paperwork, and two it was that day.

Valentine's Day, or the most depressing day of the year.

They had all agreed to help Rachel today, since she needed the help, and it was an easy way to avoid all the couples making out or being all cuddly. It was disgusting to the hormonal, single teens.

"Jesus, Rach." Nigel said as he signed another paper. "Why haven't you done anything since Christmas?"

"Simple." She said. "I'm lazy, and this work is excruciatingly boring. And come on it's more fun to do it with friends!"

They all glared at her.

"I'm sorry, but it's just so hard to do alone!" She said. "And it makes you fall asleep so easily."

She gestured to Wally who had fallen asleep on a stack of files, stamp in hand.

"May I?" Hoagie asked.

"Go ahead." Rachel shrugged.

Hoagie then sent a kick to Wally's knee, which cause him to jolt from his sleep and sit up, a huge stamp mark stuck on his forehead.

"Morning, sleeping beauty." Abby said, a smirk playing on her lips.

"What'd I miss?" He asked sleepily, yawning loudly.

"You are supposed to be stamping." Rachel hissed. "So we can get done and leave. Speaking of slackers, where the hell is Fanny?"

Fanny then came back into the office, a huge plate of Valentine's Day cookies in her hands.

"Speak of the devil." Patton said. "What happened to the drinks we gave you money to get."

"Forgot about them." She shrugged. "But I stole these cookies from a Valentine's Day party!"

"Those'll do." Hoagie said, grabbing a cookie. He then threw it back down on the plate as soon as he saw the shape.

"What?" Fanny asked.

"Hearts." He grunted. "Stupid Valentine's Day."

"Oh my god." Abby said. "You of all people aren't going to eat a fucking cookie because it's shaped like a heart?"

"No, I'm protesting the holiday." Hoagie said. "All it is a corporate scam used to sell candy and lingerie."

"And I suppose you're refusing both the lingerie and candy items." Abby smirked.

"Wow, Hoagie not buying lingerie." Nigel added. "The market is taking a huge hit."

"Fuck you all!" He said. "Its not like anyone here is happily in a relationship."

"You're right." Rachel said. "Because there is no such thing as a happy relationship. All they are is fighting and denial for those involved."

"You guys are soooo depressing!" Kuki whined. "I'm going to turn on some music to tune out your whining."

Kuki then turned on her music when a familiar lyric came out.

"Love, Love,Love..."

"No!" They all yelled to Kuki.

"Fine." Kuki snapped and turned the song.

"What would I do without you're smart mouth..."

"No way, Kooks."

"Close your eyes, make a wish..."

"Turn it."

"Blue jean baby...LA lady..."

"Nuh-uh."

"...As long as you love me..."

"Nope."

"Yellow Diamonds in the light.."

"No."

"If I should stay..."

"Please no. Hoagie does not need any encouragement."

"I keep on fallin'..."

"No!"

"Fine!" Kuki yelled. "If no one can appreciate classic love songs, then I won't play them."

"That's be fine." Rachel said. "Besides, we don't need the distraction."

"This sucks." Kuki mumbled. "I'm just going to listen on my ear buds. Even though all of you caused me to lose all my skips.."

Kuki put her ear buds in and continued working to "Mirrors", which everyone could slightly hear.

After about twenty minutes of work, Wally let out a loud groan, which caused everyone to roll their eyes.

"What, Wally?" Rachel asked.

"This is sooooo boring." Wally groaned.

"Well, I tried to make it interesting through music, but you guys made me turn every song." Kuki said.

"They were all fucking love songs." Wally said. "What playlist was it anyways?"

"Um, Kuki's Ultimate Lovey Dovey Playlist for Valentine's Day Blues." Kuki said innocently.

"Of course it was." Wally said.

"Well sorry if I wanted to perk up the mood." She argued. "You guys are bummers."

"Kuki, it's the worst day of the year." Hoagie argued. "How can one not be a bummer when single."

"By, I don't know, celebrating!" Kuki said.

"Kuki, I said it once, and I'll say it again. Valentine's Day is bullshit! It's for people to wast every penny on their partner to what? Prove they love them? It made for corporates to make the one thing they love, cold hard cash."

"God, Hoagie, could you just shut up about Valentine's Day capitalism." Abby yelled in frustration.

"Now, it's a party." Nigel smirked.

"What does that mean?" Rachel asked.

"Hoagie's ranting about capitalism, and Kuki and Wally are fighting about love songs. I don't know about you, but this screams Valentine's Day."

"Hey, what can I say." Rachel shrugged. "Who needs love when you have paper work to do?"

A/N: Shitty ending, I know.

But anyways here's oneshot number one a few hours early! I'll update again on Tuesday, and then for the rest of the week!

Also, here are the songs I used for this chapter:

"All You Need Is Love" by The Beatles

"All of You" by John Legend

"I'll Make Love to You" by Boyz ll Men

"Tiny Dancer" by Elton John

"As Long As You Love Me" by the Backstreet Boys, not Justin Bieber

"We Found Love" by Rihanna

"I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston

And "Fallin'" by Alicia Keys

I obviously do not own any of these, or I would use the profits to start up the G:KND, or buy Riverdale, and hire new Riverdale writers to better portray my favorite characters (Toni, Fangs, Sweet Pea, Season two Cheryl) aka, the Southside Serpents.

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Bye- Nat