A/N: You guys know how I said I was doing a bromances in the last chapter? Well, I kind of lied. Sorry, I just couldn't come up with anything, and have been on my toes all day at school.

And, I also can't update tomorrow, since my boss decided to have me fill in for a person who's been out for TWO WEEKS, and didn't text me until twenty minutes ago. Thanks a lot, Sharon.

So, before I begin this one shot features my OCs from The Adventures of Eight Teenage Idiots in Time, so I suggest you read until like chapter thirteen before you read this one. Or you can skip it entirely. Which I assume most of you are doing.

Anyways, on with the fic!

"WILL, ALEX, LOOK WHAT I FOUND!" Charlee squealed as she came into the apartment.

Will and Alex had been pigging out on Valentine's Day chocolates when Will's little sister came into the room, holding up an old and dirty looking cat.

The cat had matted orange fur, mud around his paws, and two teeth poking out of his mouth. He looked like an alley cat that Charlee chased around for about an hour.

"What is that?" Alex asked in horror.

"It's a kitty!" She squealed, squeezing it softly. "Isn't he precious!"

"Sure, Char." Her brother said. "Precious. But why is it in the apartment?"

"We'll..." Charlee trailed off, giving them hopeful looks. "Can we maybe...keep him?"

"NO!" Both of them yelled. Charlee pouted.

"Please, guys!" She begged. "C'mon, it's Valentine's Day tomorrow, and I don't have a boyfriend, and I'm just so lonely..."

"Not on a cold day in hell, Char." Will said. "That thing is disgusting."

"Well, you two are disgusting and I keep you around." Charlee quipped.

"I'm so hurt." Alex mocked. "No, Char."

"Please! I'll do the dishes for a month! I'll take care of him! He'll always be in my room! You'll never have to see him!" Charlee begged. She then let out a single tear.

Will couldn't stand to see his little sister cry, and she knew it. He let our a deep groan which caused Charlee to smile, and Alex to moan.

"Fine, I'll think about it!" Will said.

Charlee cheered and squeezed the cat even harder. She retreated into her room as Alex turned to look at Will, while the cat was slightly hissing at them.

"I'm going to regret this, aren't I?" Will asked.

"You sure are."

"So Charlee has a cat now?" Bradley asked in amusement.

He, Chris, and Rose were seated in their living room with Will and Alex, Charlee working at her shift at the diner. The cat had came out of her room and was sleeping in a corner like a lion ready to pounce. Alex and Will were terrified of it.

"It's terrifying." Alex said. "Does that look like a cat?"

"Cats are overall terrifying." Chris said. "But yeah, and does that thing always snore like that?"

"Yes, and it hisses at us every time it looks at us." Will said. "That thing only likes Charlee."

"Why?" Rose asked. "Did you guys do something to it?"

"You denied it entry." Bradley said. "And now that it has a place, it will take over your home and kill you two in your sleep."

"It's not a monster Bradley!" Rose argued. "Even though it looks more on the...rough side."

"Rose, admit it, Charlee brought in a cat with a disease." Will stated. "Won't be surprised if it gets everyone fleas."

"How do you think one gets fleas?" Chris asked.

"What did she name it?" Rose asked.

Will and Alex gave them a look, and they understood.

"Something to do with Riverdale?" Bradley asked.

"What else?" Will said.

"Archie?"

"No."

"Fangs?"

"No."

"Sweet Pea?"

"Nope."

"Jughead?"

"Bingo."

"Jughead the cat?" Chris asked. "Why Jughead?"

"She gave up on liking Archie in the fourth season, she wants to marry Sweet Pea, and Fangs seemed like 'too vicious of a name.'" Alex said.

"Fangs? Too vicious? For a cat like that?" Bradley said, pointing to the sleeping cat. "She does see properly, right?"

Th cat huffed in his sleep and yawned, stretching out as Bradley pinpointed at it. It got up and began walking around the room, hissing at everyone.

"I'm starting to believe Bradley's theory on the cat." Chris said. "Maybe it is possessed."

"Maybe." Rose said while eyeing the cat.

A loud noise interrupted their terror, and the cat's intimidation. The cat jumped up five feet in the air, as a gumball shot out of the window, and in Will's hair.

"Oh, fuck." Will stated plainly. "Can't he leave Valentine's Day alone?"

"Guess not." Bradley said as they pulled out weapons from under the couch and chairs.

They all filed outside to see Stickybeard's ship pulled up on the side of the road, as he and his men shot gumballs in the apartment window.

"Oi, dumbasses!" Alex yelled. "Look over here!"

They turned to see Alex yelling at them. Bradley then shot a paintball gun at them, splattering some of them with paint.

They then got on top of the ship and began to attack, even though they were outnumbered. Will and Rose ended up battling Stickybeard himself, shooting gumballs at him.

"What the hell, assface?" Will yelled at him. "Why today?"

"Don't y a lil'fuckers have candy?" He asked. "We're the only ones who need candy!"

"You were sent by Boss, weren't you?" Rose said with malice.

Stickybeards only gave them a rotten smile as Will continued to shoot at him until his gun was empty.

"Dammit!" He yelled. Stickybeard then pointed a canon at Will.

He was about to shoot it as Will refilled when a blur dropped onto his face and began attacking him.

"Why you fuckin'" He yelled as Jughead the cat attacked his face. Rose and Will stepped back in surprise as the cat began to scratch Stickybeard's eyes out.

Stickybeard's crew stopped at the sight of their boss tangled up in a fight with the rabid cat. Bradley, Alex, and Chris smiled in surprise as they all retreated off the ship.

Finally, Stickybeard ordered his candy pirates to retreat as the cat jumped off him, and followed the others back inside. The cat walked in proudly as they left, a smile on the five's faces.

"You know, this cat isn't too bad." Bradley said.

That's also when Jughead bit Alex.

"Ow!" Alex screamed.

"Yeah, not too bad." Will said.

"Hey, I'm back." Charlee called as she came back into the apartment. "Where's Juggie?"

"In your room." Will said. "And yes, you can keep him. How was the Valentine's Day shift?"

"I can keep him!" Charlee squealed. "Yay! And disgusting, couples are gross. What made you say yes."

"He actually helped in a battle with candy pirates." Bradley said. "And we think he gave Alex rabies when he bit him."

"I fucking hate you all." Alex said.

And that's the story of how Charlee got a cat on Valentine's Day, and why Alex hates it so much.

A/N: Shitty, I know. Oh well, it's all I could come up with. Hopefully the fans of The Adventures of Eight Teenage Idiots in Time liked it.

Also, thank you to greydale, KNDnumber170, and bocawitch for your reviews on the last oneshot. I like how every one pointed out that Wally was the first to offer to Piss on Fanny, if anyone watched Friends, they get why. Joey was the first to offer to pee on Monica, but got scared, so Chandler did it. I kind if think of Wally as Joey, since he's kind of a dumbass like him. And Fanny and Patton as Chandler and Monica...well you get it hehehe.

Also, if you want, please leave a request in the reviews or PM me one, if you want these one shots to get any better! I have serious writer's block and have no inspiration. Hopefully, I'll get some by Friday.

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Bye-Nat