AN: This is the next update. After this is the last one!

Natasha Romanoff's/Black Widow's POV

"What do you want to talk about?"

"Your disappearances for starters"

"Ok, you want to know about my 8 month disappearance, but what other ones?"

"I thought it was 9 months, and what about the summers?"

"I go to a summer camp."

"I don't see any payment for that."

"It is free." Bull- Bologna.

"Have you ever been associated with a cult?"

"No. Why?"

"I'll ask the questions. Alright, what about your apparent 8 month disappearance?"

"Look, I have no memory of the first 8 months I was missing, but after that I called my mom to let her know that I was alive and coming to her." One month to travel across the country?

"And it took you 1 month to travel home, from where?"

"I was taken to Greece." More bologna.

"A plane flight doesn't take a month."

"Who said I was on a plane?"

"So what you drove over the ocean?"

"No w- I took a boat."

"I thought your mother was with you."

"Not everyone has that much money."

"So she couldn't afford to come herself, but have other people with you?" He just looked at me confused, "You started to say 'we'"

"There was no group."

"So she could afford a group to come."

"You are misunderstanding me and twisting my words; I traveled alone because my mom could not afford coming and I did not take a plane because neither of us could afford the plane tickets from Greece to New York. Not to mention that fact that I am seriously afraid of flying."

"Alright." I got up and walked out and into the other side of the mirror. Fury looks at me expectantly, "Okay here's what actually happened…"

Percy Jackson's POV

I was in a state of panic. These people thought that I was something special, which to them I guess I am. And Peter… I don't know what to think. I just know that I am in deep water, figuratively, not literally. Now she was probably reporting everything that happened to the Eye-Patch guy. Great. Let's just hope they haven't guessed the godly part yet. Agent Romanoff came back into the room with Peter.

"What are your relations with this boy?"

"We are friends a school." She turned her head to the mirror and shook it, just barely.

"Who's on the other side of the mirror? Is it that Eye-Patch guy?"

"His name is Fury," What angle is she working at? She wouldn't have told me unless she was working an angle. "Your eyes are calculating, filled with sadness and guilt that is hidden behind a mask that you wear everyday. You are the leader of your peers and use that mask to keep everyone together. Years of pain and suffering made that mask and those eyes, but I think something happened during those months. Something that finally broke you."

"You're right, I'll give you points for that, but what happened is something you will never find out. It is not even in your mind, it is so un-plausible that my father didn't know until I told him, and even then he thought I was crazy."

"Now tell me the truth, are you enhanced?"

"In a way,"

"How do you use those powers?"

"I use them and my magic sword to fight monsters that come after me."

"So people are following you?"

"Monsters, you need to catch-on quicker."

"Do these 'monsters' follow you?"

"In a manner of speaking,"

"In what manner are you speaking?"

"Great now I am confused. But ... I can tell when someone is trying to get information, so run to your director and tell him what you think happened and I'll think about what actually happened." The agent just got up and left, definitely to the other side of that mirror. But what is on my mind is escape.

"Now, um, I know you want to know how I escaped, but I don't remember."

"You seriously don't remember how you escaped? I know you are a seaweed brain, but this takes the cake."

"I hope the cake is blue."

"You seriously are a kelp head," Thalia said.

"Aquaman sounds better," Leo said.

"Kelp head"

"Aquaman"

"Kelp head"

"Aquaman"

"KELP HEAD!"

"AQUA-"

"LEO AND THALIA, STOP! He is a seaweed brain and that is that." Thalia and Leo backed down because they knew Annabeth was always right and Nobody could say otherwise, pun intended. But if Nobody is Annabeth, then…

Nope, too much thinking.

"Um, as much as I love you arguing about my stupidity nicknames, can I continue?" Nods went across the room. We currently have the seven, extra demigods, and select Avengers in the room. Nobody said a word because of the argument, pun still intended (this is actually true, I think she said idiots). But seriously, everyone is staring.

"My excuse is adrenaline." This seemed to work because everyone had an understanding look on their faces, this group has been through a lot. Especially me, Annabeth, and Nico. "So what do I write?"

"Acknowledge that you forgot what happened because of adrenaline and skip," Annabeth says.

"But isn't this the acknowledgement?"

"True, but you still want to say it."

What happened after that is a blur, my excuse is adrenaline. Which is very valid if you are like me. The next thing I know is that I am running through the woods of what I knew is Upstate New York. Great. How am I supposed to get back to the apartment, much less New York City. Oh well. Much running, bribing, and pitying later, I finally got a lift to the city. It was great, but I promised him money I didn't have. And the little factor that the Avengers knew where I lived. Whoops.

It turns out they didn't bother me again, until…

"They got a burn-notice on you, you're blacklisted."

[Wisls]

When you're burned, you got nothing, no cash, no credit, no job history. You're stuck in whatever city they decided to dump you in.

"Where am I?"

"Miami."

You do whatever work comes your way. You rely on anyone still talking to you, a trigger-happy girlfriend:

"Should we shoot them?"

An old friend who used to report on you to the FBI:

"You know spies, bunch a *****y little girls."

Family too,

"Hey is that your mom again?"

If you're desperate:

"Someone needs your help Michael."

And a down-and-out spy, you met along the way

"That's how we do it people!"

Bottom line is: as long as you're burned, you're not going anywhere

"What was the purpose of that?" Annabeth asks.

"The purpose you ask? Well, Tony said there would be humor, so I thought we could help him." Leo replies.

"But did you really have to hack my computer to do it?"

"Why yes, Tony, I did."

"Awesome! And it's last season edition!"

"Did anyone notice that 'Whistles' is spelled wrong?" Steve asks. Tony and Leo looked back to that part of the screen and both said Oooooh.

I don't even need Annabeth to say:

Idiots

I guess she calls me one too, but let's not go there.

"No, no, let's,"

"I thought you were still arguing."

"Yes, but I can read," I gave her a look, "Okay, I heard you say it, and I would stop arguing to see you admit to yourself that you're an idiot."

"Only if you admit you are a Pinecone Face." I put on my best baby seal face.

"There is no way in Tartarus that I would ever say anything like that."

"Well I have been there (it is not a vacation), and I already admitted that before, when I blew up a volcano."

Almost all Avenger heads turned, but it was Tony (like usual) who spoke up, "You blew up a volcano!" Anyway on to another's point of view, "Hey, we're not done here," Great.

Oh, this journal is being passed on to Tony for comedy reasons and the plain fact that Cap cannot type.

"Hey! Did you write 'pain' instead of 'plain' at first for a reason?"

"Not what you think Cap, there is this thing called 'incorrect spelling.' Did you have that in the '40s?"

AN: See you soon!