The Misfits 3

Episode 4

An Awkward Moment in the NFL

Syzoth was playing for the New Orleans Saints taking on the Minnesota Vikings. Syzoth had the ball running towards the endzone for a touchdown, but the Vikings tackled him at the 25-yard line. Three other men followed suit on top.

Syzoth: Um... well, this is awkward.

Player: You wanna get some breakfast?

Air Support Fail Feat. Sonya Blade

Erron was fighting Sonya Blade and lost. Sonya called in air support as her fatality, but instead, a supply crate fell on Erron, knocking him out. Sonya checked him out and see if he's dead, poking him twice. Nope, knocked out.

Sonya: CASSIE?

Ermac Follows Around Cheerleaders

At Wal-Mart, Ermac was following around some cheerleaders using a trombone (imagine Stewie of Family Guy doing that to overweight people)

Cheerleader 1: Hey! Stop it!

Ermac kept going.

Cheerleader 2: Really, dude?

Cheerleader 1: Alright, that's it!

The first cheerleader took the trombone and smashed it over Ermac's head, kicked him in the nuts and threw him down.

Cheerleader 2: Later, loser!

Ermac: This is no way to get chicks.

Ravage

At Syzoth's house, Ermac was petting Ravage, the black cat while Syzoth was away. Later that day, Erron tried to pet the cat, but Ravage jumped at his face. Erron screamed as Ravage clawed his face real good Ermac laughed. Syzoth returned a few minutes later, seeing Ravage sitting on Erron's stomach. Ermac shook his head.

Syzoth: What happened?

Ermac: Let us say he's been ravaged.

Surprise, Motherfucker, Pt. 1

Syzoth was cleaning the gutters when suddenly he was lifted up in the air. Syzoth turned around...

Ermac: Surprise, motherfucker!

Ermac flew towards Syzoth, grappled him and threw him down. Syzoth crashed through the roof and into the living room, with a few pieces of the roof up his ass. Ermac laughed.

Surprise, Motherfucker, Pt. 2 Feat. Momiji of Dead or Alive

Erron was about to get on his new horse when he was lifted up in the air.

Erron: What the...?

Ermac: Surprise, Motherfucker!

Ermac flew Erron into a forest until... a few minutes later, Erron was by the tree, ass and nuts hanging out. A young kunoichi, Momiji, witnessed it during her meditation kata. She sees it...

Momiji: Nope.

Momiji left.

Erron: ERMAC!