The Misfits 3

Episode 5

Misfits Vs. Food

Buddy Holly Center

Lubbock, Texas

1:30 PM

Chris: Ladies and gentlemen, the Misfits, Ermac, Erron Black, and Syzoth, are participating in a special eating contest. The main course for today is a special Sunday grill, comprised of sirloin steak, one big ass loaded baked potato, dinner roll, and a bowl of salad. The challenge is that one of them must finish their meal first will win a total of $500,000. Gentlemen, are you ready?

The contest began with Erron and Syzoth controlling the contest by tying each other eating the steak. Syzoth used a small amount of his acid to make it a little easier. Ermac ate the steak a little slower and went on with the salad. Erron and Syzoth already finished their potato and went on with the salad. Ermac tries to eat the potato but the steak made him vomit. Chris was commentating throughout. Ermac lost. Erron and Syzoth were finishing their salad but Syzoth just the consumed the dinner roll in one smooth swallow.

Chris: We have a winner! So close, Erron. Syzoth, congratulations. Here's the check for half a million dollars.

Syzoth: I would like to...

Syzoth suddenly flatulated... for 5 seconds.

Syzoth: Sorry. It was the steak.

Chinese New Year

Malaysia

Riana, Kristina and their men, the Misfits, were celebrating Chinese New Year, watching the fireworks.

Riana: Amazing. Syzoth?

Syzoth, Ermac and Erron were already up to no good. Erron stole some money from red packets (which are red envelops that usually contain money that are given to the children as gifts. They are also called hongbao in Mandarin and Ial Lee in Cantonese). Syzoth found some roast duck and took it for himself and Ermac could not help his sweet tooth when he took pineapple tarts and peanut squares. Riana and Kristina caught them redhanded.

Riana: Syzoth!

Syzoth had a mouthful of roast duck.

Kristina: Where did you get the money from, Erron?

Erron: Uhhh.

A Malay woman approaches the Misfits.

Woman: This mengenang budi (Ingrate in Malay) stole the money from the red packets..

Riana: ERRON!

Woman: This one stole our roast duck.

Syzoth: I was hungry!

Riana: You just had dinner!

Kristina: What did Ermac do?

Woman: He stole some pineapples tarts and peanut squares!

Riana, Kristina and the Malay woman look at the Misfits. Yup, they're pissed.