The Misfits 3
Episode 7
Ribwich Addiction
Erron went to the meat market on a nice Saturday afternoon for lunch. He was meeting Syzoth there to discuss Outworld business.
Worker: Afternoon, Mr. Black. What will you have today?
Erron: Let me take two rib sandwiches.
Erron paid for the sandwiches and sampled it. Suddenly, the sandwich's sauce traveled into his bloodstream, making him go absolutely crazy. he ordered ten more. After only consuming at least three, he went absolutely batshit crazy. Syozth saw this and rushed to him.
Syzoth: Imbecile!
Erron: (raspy voice) Ribbies...
Syzoth shook his head, and Erron vomited...
Syzoth: A pity...
Sweet Hell
Ermac was sleeping and as he slept, he dreamed he was in Hell, but not the type of Hell full of fire and brimstone, it was the type that Ermac would never want to wake up from. It was surrounded by 9000 donuts.
Ermac: Mmmm... donuts.
Ermac flew around and ate as many as he could, but when he ate about nearly 200 of them, he soon realized that those donuts were making him gassy. He screamed and a huge fart could be heard. Even the hellish demons flew away in fear of getting caught by the fart.
Kristina: ERMAC!
Ermac woke up.
Kristina: What happened?
Ermac: Donuts. Thousands of them...
Kristina went back to sleep. Erron came back to bed with a glass of water.
Erron: What happened?
Kristina: Donuts.
Moon Waffles
Syzoth went into the kitchen while Riana went shopping at the market. He grabbed waffle batter, a stick of margarine and caramel. He then poured the waffle batter into a waffle iron along with caramel, closed it, which created liquid smoke. After I think a few minutes, Syzoth took out the waffle and wrapped it around the stick of margarine and took a bite.
Syzoth: Tasty.
But then his stomach disagreed. After puking it all out, he headed to IHOP.
Syzoth: Can I get two blueberry and chocolate chip waffles?
The Gayest House
Riana, Kotal and Syzoth were going to a picnic with the kids, Aemon and Nymeria. They were talking to Erron and Ermac before they left. After several hours from the picnic...
Syzoth: (Reading a note from Erron) Syzoth and family, we have a surprise for you at our place.
They went to Erron's place, and to their shock...
Riana: Is that... a penis house?
Ermac: Erron and I made a bet who can build the gayest house.
The kids camouflage away from view. They all stood with dropped jaws. Just then, Melody showed up... and looked at the house...
Melody: Nope. (Walks away)
Brass Monkey
(Brass Monkey by The Beastie Boys)
The Misfits were doing the Melbourne shuffle with joints in their mouth... yea... nothing more.
Kotal for President
Kotal: And once we lower taxes, we can make Outworld great again!"
Everyone cheered with "Kotal for President" banners and chanting "Kotal." His enforcers... well... were wearing ballerina dresses. Kotal's idea, not mine. LOL!