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Topic: Giant Fire Pillar in Docks
In: Boards ► Capes; General
Brocktonite03 (Original Poster) (Veteran Member)
Posted On Jan 1st 2011:
So, here I am minding my own business, drying my laundry out on the balcony due to the dryer breaking down like a piece of shit. So I'm outside, pinning my shit up, when this GIGANTIC pillar of flame shoots up from over in the docks. Now, enterprising young lad that I am, I immediately grabbed my phone and started recording in case any other towers of flame spontaneously erupted. Insurance bastard thought he was kidding when he handed me a form for 'In Case Of Lung'. Dumbass.
Anyway, there I am, phone out and recording... Nothing. No more flames, although I can hear them intermittently. The first three minutes of my recording were just sounds of near silence as I'm trying to get the crappy microphone on my stupid cell to capture the sounds of what HAS to be a cape fight going on. Now, I know you might be thinking 'Why didn't you just go closer?'
Man, fuck you. That is some BULLLLshit. You don't go towards Lung when he's having a good day, and you assholes want me to go stick a camera under his nose while he's fighting and say 'Hey there Lung, big fan, hey, can you pose for just a second while I take some pictures?' Fuck off and die.
So, trying to get any footage of the fight was a bust, and the fire pillar was completely gone by the time I started reccing. Then, THIS happened.
As you can see, tie dyed Armsmaster drove by, holding his mighty halbeard aloft and letting loose that freaky war cry. What the hell? I thought he was supposed to be the stoic one. Is it some sort of Mardigra event or something? Will they be selling figures of his new armor anytime soon?
My Halloween Miss Militia figure is all lonely on the shelf. She needs company.
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►Antigone
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Mardi Gras? You uncultured swine.
►Chrome
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Really, THATS what you focused on? Armsmaster drove his motorcycle up the side of a fucking building, and you're focusing on some idiotic culture snafu? Besides, I thought neon shit WAS Mardi Gras. Neon skulls, anyway.
►Acidash
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Hopefully that building was abandoned, cause I can see the windows cracking at 4:12.
►BadSamurai
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Did anyone know his cycle could do that? Shoot that tether thing, and then the rockets? Cause I didn't know that.
►Bagrat (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
I remember the grappling hook, he used it against Skidmark last year. Made Skidmark accidentally lasso himself in the wire, then tighten the stuff with his fields. Guy was trussed up like a turkey, t'was hilarious. Beyond that, no. I knew the wire was strong, didn't know it was 'ascend a motorcycle up the side of a building', strong.
Wonder why he's never used it like that before?
►All_Seeing_Eye
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
He went over a building? Huh. I knew he arrived suddenly from THIS video I managed to snag off a couple security cameras, but I didn't know he vaulted a building to get there...~
►Mackon (Verified Cape)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
The hell? Did every cape in Brockton Bay get a memo for coordinated outfits or... Oh. Holy shit, it's a power? 7:18, Lung gets covered in glow marks too... I don't recognize anyone besides Armsmaster and Lung, any of these others regular faces?
►Sassbrass
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
mackon
It's the Undersiders. The dumbass asshole in the motorcycle helmet is Grue.
►Pretending To Aspire
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
I think the one who never did anything is Tattletale? The one whose wearing the purple leotard at the end. She just kinda rode around. I thought Grues were something in Zork.
The jerk in the puffy shirt with the mallet is Regent, he mugged me a couple months ago.
►Acidash
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Pretending To Aspire
Muscle spasms, right? He got me with his power, and I couldn't walk right.
►Pretending To Aspire
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Acidash
Yeah, that's the guy.
►Bruce Lao
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Seriously? We have Armsmaster teaming up with a villain group, all wearing the same colors, Lung going eighties and spewing fire all over the place, and you decide to fill precious space wafting nostalgically about how some punk mugged you? Get with the program! Look at this shit!
►All_Seeing_Eye
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Bruce Lao
If you note near the end of the video, at around 8:42? After Lung goes down, the colors disappear. Maybe a second triggering? After the Undersiders bug out, there's still that one girl with the ninja weapons just laying there on the ground. As you can see at 3:37, her power obviously has to be some sort of explosive constructs, which goes well with her 'urban ninja' theme...
►Laotsunn (Kyushu Survivor)
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Man,, I ain't normally one for putting down the Am-Drag, but that fight was TIGHT. He didn't even get a single one of them, I doubt they even got scratches... Aside from the girl Eye noted. Didn't see him touch her, maybe some sort of battle power that kept her going until the fighting was over? She was jumping all over the place, ain't like I'd be standing up straight after doing shit like that.
►XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Didjoo see What happened? After Armsmatter shut lunf down, the colors went away. Its obvious, Armsmaste created some new battletech machine stuff that made it so everyine foughted together against lung. Then he made it so everyone looks cool when it's on, because hes awesoem.g
►Jormungundrr
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Teemo has awoken. Pay your respects, for we all are on the path towards destruction.
►Rageknight
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
Jor, you make Cowboy look sane.
►XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
RageKnight
Fuck you, you dink.
►Rageknight
Replied On Jan 1st 2011:
...
How succint.
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