So, I procrastinate. My parents make me go camping all the time. And... I have to update my forum all the time so... Plus, I have a mental block. That is all I am going to say. Expect slow updates.

Also, I just realized that the last time I updated, it was a day before my year anniversary... welp... I have failed as a person and a writer.

I'm a terrible person.

Polls:

Three for Spottedleaf.

One for Foxleap.

Man, not many people voted. No wonder I didn't update. I was waiting for more reviews.

Heh.

"Hey everyone, welcome back to my YouTube channel!" Snow greeted the audience.

"Wrong into!" Wolf called out to her.

"Today we are going to learn how to procrastinate! First step is to-!" Snow continued, ignoring the boy.

Wolf pushed the host off the stage, rolling his eyes. "Welcome to Ask the Warriors. Honestly, she should just rewrite The Next Generation but it was to cringey and cheesy and unmanageable, apparently." He grumbled.

Snow yelped, holding her head. "Wolf! Now I have a headache!"

Wolf smiled. "Do you remember what we are doing now?"

"I just want to sit and do nothing." She grumbled.

"Well, come on. Get up. You have a show to do." Wolf pulled her on stage.

Snow frowned. "Why are you so mean?"

"Because that is what the real Snow writes us as even though we probably wouldn't act this way this often in real life." Wolf smiled, handing her her cards. "Now read 'Jayfeathers Friend''s card. He voted for Foxleap and didn't have much to say about Spottedleaf. You don't have much to read."

Snow groaned. Her head hurt to much to recognize the first part of what Wolf said. "I don't care..." She took the cards from him and started reading off the card.

Spottedleaf just sat, watching everyone quietly. "Is this usually what happens?" She whispered to the stage help.

They just nodded.

"Okay then... I am not expecting much..."

'Spottedleaf, well...I honestly don't have enough questions for you. Literally all I know about you is that you were in love with Firestar, died, and became his personal spirit guide.'

Spottedleaf glanced away. "I'm more then that..." She muttered.

'If you weren't a medicine cat, would you have pursued your quest for Firestar's love?'

"I became a medicine cat after a failed relationship according to Spottedleaf's heart." She held up the book. "I probably did myself a favor in being a medicine cat."

'And that's it! Good to see you writing again snow!'

Snow's face went red and she ducked her head. "Uh... I would say your welcome but..." The screen flashed the words "PROCRASTINATION" in big letters. After several moments, she yelled out "Next card!"

This next one was sent in by Rubybird2329.

'I vote Spottedleaf'

"Well, you didn't give anything for Foxpelt so I didn't have much choice, even if Foxleap won the vote..."

'If you weren't a medicine cat, would you try to get together with Firestar?'

"Maybe... I don't know." Spottedleaf sighed. "The butterfly effect can cause many different outcomes. I could have ended up dying in a battle before he even shows up. Who knows?"

'How do you feel about Leafpool giving birth to Lionblaze, Jayfeather, and Hollyleaf?'

Spottedleaf shook her head. "No, no, I don't have an opinion on that. I like staying neutral."

'Is there anyone in ThunderClan (besides Firestar) that you could've been romantically interested in?'

"Well..." Spottedleaf glanced at 'Spottedleaf's Heart'.

"Boo." Snow scoffed. "Back off. Thristleclaw X Snowfur is my ship, girl. Move on."

"Just move onto the Guest called the 'Hooded Warrior''s card! I want to go play Fortnite or hang out with my friend next store."

"You don't have to be here." Snow glared at him.

"Well, I am actually not here. I don't really know that I am in this, as well. I think I'm 'doing school' right now. You should be doing school too."

Snow threw a bunch of cards at him. "What?! No... I already did a lot of school. I don't really need to do anymore..."

"But you should..."

"SHUT UP! I AM READING THE CARD NOW!"

'I am the Hooded Warrior'

'I vote for Spottedleaf'

'Questions for her- what is it like being dead twice?'

Spottedleaf shuddered. "Terrible..."

"I think slash hope they will eventually fade back into the realm of Starclan." Snow smiled slightly, eye twitching at the painful memories. Hollyleaves... ackkkkk...

'Please invite Scorge and Ivypool and Yellowfang!'

':)'

'Will do!" Snow snapped out of her thoughts as Wolf read the last part.

Wolf slipped away, letting Snow continue the show. "Okay, FlareOfTheMidnightPanther is our final question-giver."

'I vote for Spottedleaf!'

'Spottedleaf questions:'

'How did you feel when you found out that Firestar had a crush on you?'

"Wait, he does?" Spottedleaf looked surprised. "Was I supposed to know that? I think my mind is going crazy after being taken into this place from... I can't remember."

"Never mind that." Snow kicked a box of stuff to the side.

'How did you stay so calm all of the time?'

"Lots of practice." Spottedleaf smiled.

Snow tossed the cards off the the side, making sure to save the ones with Foxleap questions on them for later. "Alright, everyone, let us look at the board."

Crookedstar - 3

Onestar - 1

Foxleap - 4

Cinderheart - 2

Yellowfang - 3

Crowfeather - 3

Honeyfern - 1

Ivypool - 2

Scourge - 2

"Hm..." Snow stared at it. "I guess we'll just do Foxleap... well, for those who didn't send in questions last time, DO IT BECAUSE YOU OWE ME FOR THE NOT GIVING ME MORE REVIEWS HAHAHAHAHAHA-!"

Wolf sighed. "Welp, the show is done now." He pulled the plug out from the wall.