As the group stepped forward they were greeted with the most beautiful, vibrant, yellow sunshine matched with the the bluest sky the men had ever beheld. It dazzled the gruff Saiyans and if they were so inclined, they might even say they were impressed.
"Gravity is light here" stated Nappa, as he flexed his calf muscles and saw how easily he could hop.
Vegeta rolled his eyes "No shit." As he put down his giant right-hand Saiyans observation-he knew what he was reflexively doing. Their conquerors instict was already sizing up the planet for subjugation and sale. Saiyans could dominate here. Chances are they are quicker and stronger than the weaklings they have already encountered. If they are the best this planet has to offer, it would take a day, maybe two, tops. Raditz marveled at the missed opportunity to harvest this planet. 'Well, there is always next time' he thought.
"Sure is glorious, isn't it?" said Kriilin as he turned back to the 3 men.
Vegeta snorted and shrugged. "Just get on with this, Cueball" he snarled.
"Its Kriilin." he said assertively and a bit red-faced . "Let's get you inside. I'm sure you have quest..."
"Just take us to the one in charge!" Vegeta cut across. He was irritated, tired, hungry, and needed a plan already. Couldn't they understand that the fate of pretty much the whole universe was on his shoulders?
Krillin wished Yamcha was here with him to back him up. It wasn't the first time he was deserted and had to fend for himself. He centered himself and breathed very slowly. He tried to see the situation from their point of view. Krillin would not say out right that these guys were scared but he was sure a bit of fear as well as the out right unknown was helping to drive this less than friendly behavior.
"As you wish. Welcome to Capsule Corporation. Let's go." He turned to marched inside a monstrous structure. If the Saiyans were impressed they suppressed it. Inside was a technological marvel full of all types of machinery and advancements. 'If Frieza ever got his hands on this place,' thought Vegeta, 'all would be lost'
After walking for a bit down the smooth marbled hallway they approached a set of double doors. "Right though here guys" said Kriilin. Still holding on to suspicions they guardedly walked through the door. What they were presented with was...chaos
"Where the fuck are the changes I just sent you, John?!" screamed a pair of feet under a large round machine . One would assume there was a body although one could never been too sure. A man in a white lab coat came zooming around the corner and fairly dived underneath the apparatus. There was muffled talk as the Saiyans looked angrily at Krillin.
"I said take me to the one in charge you moron!" snapped Vegeta. "You have wasted-"
"WHO CHANGED THESE PLANS?!" screamed the pair of feet. Silence reigned in the room as the Saiyans covered their sensitive ears. Raditz could smell the fear coming off the other technicians in delicious waves and his anger at the current situation abated a bit. Someone was about to get their clock cleaned, he knew it! And finally, it wasn't going to be him. He liked that and couldn't wait to watch the festivities.
Moving very carefully, a blue haired woman emerged from the very large piece of technology she had been working on. "WELL?!" she bellowed. A rather large senior looking technician bussled over to her with a mission. He stared her down with a superior look that would have quelled most men. He stood right in front of the smaller woman, towering over her. It was clear he was trying to intimidate her. "I did. I made the change." he answered
She looked him up and down "Tell me why you did this." she said evenly. The technician rolled his eyes "Because, if we did it YOUR way our timline would be blown and we would finish this very detrimental project when we all had grand children. I would like to be done this year..you know while i'm young!" The sarcasm oozed off this self important sad excuse of a man. With every word he spoke, the woman became calmer and calmer. Her blue eyes were like hard like diamonds as the idiot went on and on. Vegeta was so mesmerized. 'She is going to blow and it's going to be a wonder to behold' he thought
"Further more, " he continued as he leaned into her face "you're not even qualified in this field. Quantum Mechanics is beyond you." he finished triumphantly. The Saiyans looked at Kriilin. "Aren't you going to step in and help the scrawny female?" asked Nappa.
"Not a chance" smiled Kriilin
She gave the man a filthy look. "If you had bothered to keep up with your field, you would have known that taking advantage of Archimedes' principle, a basic law of physics, would allow us to be finished TODAY! You over complicate the simplest tasks in order to make yourself feel important. You lack the ability to understand the use classic simplicity in modern day problemsolving. " She began to circle the shrinking man. "What made you think that I would allow such a change to plans I put together AND my father approved, hmm?" He opened his mouth but she held up a hand "No, don't speak. You're done "mansplaning" to me today. You're lazy, sloppy, and slow. Your work inspires no innovation but rehashes concepts I have already proven work routinely. If you weren't so busy riding my coattails, you'd know that your change was outdated YEARS ago by...you guessed it, ME!" She waved her hand in is face as she continued. " Even the interns run circles around you. I need you less then I need a rash. You're fired without reference and don't even THINK about trying to return. I want you off the premises by end of business today" She turned her back to the red-faced man and began to move away.
"Now wait just a damn minute!" he said and he grabbed her by the upper arm. Jerking her around he lowered his face and screamed "Who do you think you are, bitch? I -" began to splutter as he abruptly released her. Bulma had immediately taken the opportunity to punch this blowhard in the throat when she felt her arm being touched. Vegeta observed the speed and precision; she could have crushed his throat and watched him asphyxiate on the floor in front of her, but she only bruised his throat, so he could live with this disgrace. He slumped down to the ground grabbing his neck. Bulma cocked her head to the side observing her handiwork. "Call security and have them take out the trash" she barked to a nearby intern.
She casually walked over to Krillin greeting him with a smile. "What do you think, Krillin? she said.
"Couldn't have done better." he returned. "Gentlemen, this is Bulma Briefs, our Master Tech and leader"
