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After screaming at the top of their lungs when they realized that they've switched bodies with each other, She-Hulk, in Peter's body, still wearing a nightgown fainted in her apartment while Peter, in She-Hulk's topless body with it's giant breasts hanging out exclaimed "Dude, this is worse as Wolverine losing his mutant healing factor and Norman Osborn and Dr. Octopus making my life a living hell! I really am trapped in She-Hulk's body! Not only do I have her muscles and her hulk sized breasts, I also have her gamma radiated powers too! I-I gotta call her right now!"
Peter left the bathroom stumbling and headed toward the kitchen to pick up a phone book to Jennifer Walter's phone number. He found the page that has the last name that starts with the letter W.
"Jennifer Walters, home, mobile, pager. I'll start with her home phone number if I have to." Peter picked up the phone, dialed the number and waited for her to answer it. "C'mon, Shulkie. Answer."
Back in her apartment, Jennifer Walters who is still fainted from what happened, mumbled like a little girl.
"Mommy, I don't want to go to school today. I wanna stay home and have a tea party with you." She mumbled until she heard a phone ring that woke her up.
"Mommy?" She turned around and learned that the phone ring came from her bedroom.
"Please let it be Spidey so I can give him a piece of my mind. And my fists if I have to! Even if they are his!" Shulkie gritted her teeth as she rushed toward her telephone and answered it.
"Hello?"
"Jen, it's me. This is Peter Parker and ummm... I'm trapped inside your body." Peter's voice told her over the phone.
"Well, then, WHAT DID YOU DO THAT MADE US SWITCH BODIES IN THE FIRST PLACE?!" Shulkie raised her voice and demanded answers over the phone.
"Hey, how the hell should I know?! For all I know is that it happened automatically! Or something like that. Anyways, do you remember the bickering we had yesterday?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we've gotten ourselves into a real life Freaky Friday today. Not to mention that today is Friday the 13th."
"This is so not funny, webhead!" Shulkie told him.
"Hey, I'm serious!" Peter argued as they resume their bickering over the phone.
"If what you said is true, then this whole thing that happened between us is your fault!"
"My fault?! You're making it so easy to blame me for your own problems, Jen! Like you couldn't take responsibility for your own actions! Like yesterday!"
"Oh shut up, you idiot! It's your fault that I got fired from my job in the first place!"
"See? That's what we're arguing about right now! I webbed that building to keep it from collapsing, only for you to throw the wrecking ball up in the air and it landed on the building that was gonna collapse anyway! So what happened to the building and your job is all on you!" Peter reminded of what happened yesterday before they got mysteriously switched.
"Fine! I'll take the blame for the building for now."
"Thank you."
"Oh, and by the way, are you naked in my body?" Shulkie asked, fear that Spidey would do perverted things to her body.
"No, I'm just...just topless. That's all." Peter told her the truth.
After learning that Spidey looked at her breasts while topless in her body, a distraught Shulkie groaned in disbelief "Oh, god. Y'know what? Just forget it, okay? It'd be pointless to tell you not to look at my birthday suit since you saw my boobs. Just take a shower or bath, find some of your clothes that could fit my body, even if it's your underwear and get to my apartment as soon as possible."
"Cool!"
"But I'm serious, Peter. Just take care of my body and don't let anything bad happen to it. And don't get into anymore trouble while you're at it. Bring your stuff with you because as long we're switched, it's gonna be a long day for both of us." She-Hulk instructed Peter.
"Right!"
"And be extremely careful with my gamma radiated strength. It is capable of breaking and destroying things from a building to a mountain. And it can also do worse on a human body. Trust me, I learned that from my cousin the hard way."
"Got it! But what about you?"
"I'll stay put until you arrive because there is no way I'm wearing my clothes or makeup on your body. It'll make look like a drag queen!"
"Uuuuuugggggghhhhhh!" Peter moaned in disgust. "Yeah, I agree. Anyway, I'm on it!"
"Oh, and Pete? HURRY!" She-Hulk cried before she hung up the phone.
"Oh, great! She hung up on me and now I gotta bathe her body." Peter was about to put the phone down but the phone broke because his lack of control over new body's gamma radiated strength.
Peter grunted over what happened to his telephone "I'll buy another one later. Right now I gotta bathe because the way that body smells is so...so...intense. Now I know why the Hulk and Wolverine smell like that all the time."
Peter went back to the bathroom and stared at his new hulked out feminine body in the mirror before he let out a sigh.
"Even if this is gonna be awkward, I find She-Hulk's body to be...muscular, sexy and beautiful. I mean it's an art of beauty. Just powerful and strong enough to get Thor and Hercules a run for their money." Peter commented about his new body's appearance until he snapped out of it.
"What am I doing? I gotta bathe before She-Hulk and I get into another fight like we did yesterday. And this body is fueled by anger." Peter reminded himself about She-Hulk has gotten so powerful as he took off his pajama pants and boxers and went to the shower.
"Okay. Now all I gotta do is turn on the warm water gently." Peter turned on the warm shower nice and slow because he cannot afford to break it and get evicted from his apartment. "Okay, perfect. If I keep this up, it'll be a piece of cake.
Peter got inside the shower and got himself wet.
"Phew! That feels good. Now I know how a woman feels when she takes a bath or a shower. It helped released all the tension, misery, pain and heartbreak from the problems that the world has caused them. Not only did the water soothed the woman's body and possibly her mind, it can also heal her soul as well. Especially when she's crying in the shower. But She-Hulk was different. Before she became what she is, she used to be a fragile, average lawyer from LA. In her gamma radiated form, she felt no pain, let alone taking a beating and give it back. I oughta give her and the Hulk their due because being in that form isn't as easy as I thought it was. I even found out the hard way when I accidentally broke my telephone because I don't know how to control Shulkie's strength. That's why I have to learn how to control it by gently turning the shower on. When someone said "Having power and knowing how to master it aren't the the same thing?", I say "Thank you, Captain Obvious! We all know that before you said it! This isn't about mastering your powers, abilities and skills, it's about learning how to control them and using properly to make a difference in this world. Weather we're dangerous or not!" I say those things because it's true. I learned a lot of lessons in my life but after waking up in She-Hulk's body this morning, there's gonna be more." Peter commented in his thoughts as he was washing She-Hulk's body with Men's body wash and regular shampoo.
After 15 minutes of bathing, Peter turned off the shower water the same way he turned it on, stepped out of the shower, grabbed a towel and wrapped it around his waist. He went to the bathroom closet, grabbed another towel and wrapped it on his new long dark green hair.
"Aw, man! This hair so long, it'll take forever to get it dry! When I see She-Hulk at her apartment, I'll have her do her hair on my head and at least have her put it in a ponytail. I can't imagine be distracted by her hair in my, I mean her face that I'm wearing right now. It feels like a "Faceoff" movie based... stuff or something like that. Y'know where the good guy switched faces with the bad guy?" Peter complained and commented about She-Hulk's hair as he brushed his teeth for one minute and thirty seconds and then he put on men's deodorant under the armpits.
He grabbed the cologne and sprayed it all over She-Hulk's body "I don't know if she wears perfume or not but if she bust my chops about putting cologne on her physique, mainly the breasts, she better not do something that we'll both regret later."
He went back to his bedroom, open the chest and brought out his underwear.
Peter took the towel off his waist and slowly put his underwear on, hoping that Shulkie body doesn't rip it to shreds. "Careful, careful..."
After completely putting on his underwear tight enough to fit and covered She-Hulk's muscular buns and genitalia, Peter went to a mirror, checked himself out in his new body and exclaimed "Well, what do ya know? A perfect fit!"
When he saw himself in She-Hulk's topless body in the mirror, fascinated by his reflection, Peter began to make several body building, muscle flexing and sexy feminine poses. He even popped his new body's pectoral muscle by flexing those breasts.
"As much as I want to have a little fun with this body, I gotta get to She-Hulk and get her my clothes and my Spider-Man costume otherwiiiiiisssssseeeeee..." Peter tripped and was about to fall but he was able to put his hands on the ground and did the handstand upside down.
"All right! Enough foolin' around!" Peter declared as he front flipped back on his feet only to slip and fell on his back.
Peter moaned "Typical Parker Luck. Even in this body." until he heard to floor starting to break. "Uh, oh!"
In order to prevent the floor from breaking completely, Peter was to use the athleticism of She-Hulk's body and kipped up back on his feet.
Peter wiped the sweat off of his face and said "Phew! That was close! Rather than do anymore shenanigans in my own home, I oughta do what I'm supposed to. Like Jennifer said, this is gonna be a long day."
In Jennifer Walters' lavish apartment in downtown NYC, She-Hulk in Peter Parker's body who is wearing her silky purple bedroom robe in the living room was having a difficult time with answering and receiving phone calls from some of her clients and told them that unavailable until she finds another law firm or practice to work for. She's fortunate that she was able to retain her voice in a weird way during the switch, otherwise her clients wouldn't hear her real voice.
"But Mr. and Mrs. Jones, you don't understand. I can't be available to represent you right now. I lost my job yesterday and unable to..." Shulkie got cut off by clients over the phone, yelling and screaming at her.
"Yes, I know. I understand your concern and I'm sure that your insurance will cover your injuries from the car accident you have but you must understand that..." She got cut off the second time when her clients hung up on her.
She turned her phone off, retreated to her leather couch and started to complain "Unbelievable! First, I got fired from the law firm yesterday, second, I woke up and had a freaky friday with ol' webhead this morning and now, I'm starting to lose my clients the moment I told them about my current situation! This is not how I want my weekend to end up on!" before she screamed real loud because she is losing her mind.
"Let's face it! My life is ruined! I'm through, finished, history! My career as an attorney is over!" Jennifer whined as she covered her face and started to cry.
The phone rang and Jennifer stopped crying to answer it.
"Hello, what you do want?!" Jennifer lashed at someone over the phone, only to find out that it was someone who runs the law practice in downtown New York.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else." Jennifer apologized before she continue her conversation.
"Yes, I got fired from the law firm after losing six court cases and the collapse of it's building yesterday. Wait, you said you want to hire me? Well, that's great! Oh, well, of course I'll start on Monday. Oh, thank you, sir. I'm sure you won't regret it. Okay, I'll see you on Monday. Okay, bye!"
She-Hulk became so excited that she starts her new job at the law practice on Monday, she couldn't help but cheered for joy "Woo-hoo! I got a new job! My career is saved!"
She jumped so high, she hit the glass ceiling but used her new body's spider powers to crawl on the ceiling.
"Whoa! You talk about sky rocketing all the way to the top! This is an understatement!"
She-Hulk attempted to get down by jumping from the ceiling but instead, she fell down and crashed on her face.
"OW! Now I know why he does that a lot. And speaking which, I hope Peter Parker in my body gets here in one piece because as crazy and uncharacteristic of me aside, I'm worried about my body and... his well being. Well, just my body anyway." She-Hulk admitted while hoping that Peter gets here safely.
In Manhattan, NY where Peter Parker resided, the real Peter Parker in She-Hulk's body stepped out of his apartment wearing his navy New York Yankees t-shirt, tight enough to fit the upper body but showing off the abs and belly button, men's blue jeans and a pair of sandals because all of his shoes wouldn't fit those amazonian sized foot. He also has a bag filled with own clothes and a Spider-Man costume.
"It's 9:35am, right on schedule. Now to find a cab and get to Jen's apartment which is somewhere in downtown New York. While I'm at it, I gotta make sure that there are no incidents to get involved in until we figure out how we got switched in the first place. I know fate plays the part of it but there is more to the real cause of it than wishful thinkin'." Peter said as he walked on the block looking for a cab.
7 minutes later
"So far, no incidents but still no cab. It's smooth sailing from here on in. Just the way I like it." Peter commented on the current situation thus far until he saw a cab, whistled for it and the cab stopped.
"Yes! Now to get to She-Hulk and then..." Peter ran to the cab, only see to cab getting crushed by Titania who leaped from the sky.
"Hey! That's my ride!" Peter yelled at her, only to get punched in the face by Titania which caused him to fall hard in the middle of the street.
"Not anymore bitch! Titania is here and she's raising hell for revenge! And when I'm through with you, I'm gonna crush your fucking skull!" Titania called out "She-Hulk" into an all out brawl.
"Oh boy! This is not my day!" Peter realized that things are about to get worse when Titania challenged him and he has to fight her in She-Hulk's place.