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Back in Jennifer Walters' apartment, Spider-Man, still trapped in She-Hulk's body woke up in a cold bath water filled with ice in a bathtub after he was unconscious for four and a half hours because of the alcohol level that got inside the system of the body he's inside of.
She-Hulk poured four bags of ice into the cold bath water to make sure her body doesn't get a hangover or at least a little while the Regenerative Healing Factor does the rest of the work.
He got out of the water, coughing and gasping for air.
"I'm alive." Spidey panted as he saw himself in the bathtub. "And I'm naked. Brrrrrr! And I'm freezing too!"
Spidey clutched his head in pain as he realized what happened when he was drunk.
"Now I remembered what happened, what I did and..." Spidey paused when he felt a presence beside him in the form of an angry She-Hulk staring at him bitterly before he turned to her.
"Oh, hi, Shulkie. Did I do something wrong?" Spidey asked before she slapped him in the face.
"OW! That hurts! Just like that hangover!" Spidey whined in pain as he clutched his cheek.
"You ruined my life, you idiot! You cost me my second chance at practicing law at another law firm!" She-Hulk accused him.
"Another law firm?" Spidey was dumbfounded.
"YES!" She-Hulk yelled in his face. "They called me earlier and offered me a job to work for them! But after what you did in my body, drinking beer, shaking my ass, doing drunken kung-fu and shaking up the entire city by burping like a baby while fighting against my archenemy Titania in public, they changed their minds and took the job offer back from me! The law firm who offered me that job were in cohorts with J. Jonah Jameson, the same moron who you verbally ripped apart while you were intoxicated in public!"
"Well, he deserved it! He had it com..."
"And they also said that I am now non-qualified to practice law in any firm in america because of you! You destroyed my career!" She-Hulk screamed at him as tears started to flow from her green eyes.
Spidey remorsefully apologized "I-I-I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to do that. That was not my..."
"Your what? Intention?! I was a very successful lawyer but because of you, not anymore!" She-Hulk shrieked before she started crying.
"Shulkie, please don't cry. Don't do that to yourself." Spider-Man pleaded as he stepped out of bathtub and attempted to hug her in comfort. She-Hulk tried to get him off of him by pushing and hitting him on the chest but she couldn't so she gave in and cried on his warm and caring arms, even if they're trapped in each other's bodies.
"It's okay, Shulkie. It's okay. We'll get through this." Spidey reassured.
"Oh, Spidey. I think we took each other for granted. We bickered like real idiots over who had it easy yesterday and we ended up like this." She-Hulk admitted.
"Yeah, I was wrong about you, Shulkie. Even as superheroes, we deal with issues from the real world. Maybe an attorney's life is the same as a normal person's life after all." Spider-Man admitted as well.
"I was wrong about you too, Pete. I was being such of a bitch over my case losses and being fired from the firm."
"You're not a bitch, Shulkie. You're just angry like your cousin. That's all." Spider-Man reassured her that she's anything but what she's labeled to be.
"Are you sure?" She-Hulk asked as she wiped the tears from her hazel eyes.
"Of course, I am." Spider-Man answered with a smile on his face.
"Well, in that case..."
"Shulkie, listen to me..."
Spidey and Shulkie looked at each other and spoke to one another at the same time "I just want to say that...I'm sorry.
They looked at each other for a moment until they realized that nothing happened.
"Uh, Shulkie, what's wrong?" Spidey asked.
"What's wrong? We didn't automatically switch back!" Shulkie snapped.
"Whoa! Calm down! We'll figure something out!" Spidey tried to reassure her.
"Bullshit! And don't say "language" at me! You're not Captain America!" Shulkie roared.
"Fair enough."
"You remembered the movie Freaky Friday right?"
"Well, um, yeah."
"After a mother and her daughter learned their lesson from the bodyswap, they automatically switch back to their own bodies!"
"Okay, I see where you're going along with this. You thought if we try it, then the same thing would happen to us."
"Yeah but since it didn't work, I AM MORE ANGRIER THAN EVER!" Shulkie screamed with fury.
"No, don't!" Spidey pleaded her not to lose her temper but she became distraught instead.
"But instead, I am crying!" She-Hulk resumed crying like a baby as she covered her face with tears flowing from her eyes.
"Hey! Hey, stop crying Shulkie! You're making me look like a crying 10 year old girl!"
"Why, Pete? Why can't we switch back?" She-Hulk asked while she's still bawling. "I didn't ask for this, even though I did."
"Maybe because the universe wanted to teach us a lesson. I mean look at us. We've been acting like the biggest jerks in the world who took life for granted. We didn't appreciated what life has to offer ever since we became superheroes."
"Are you trying to bore me to death by putting on a boring speech?" She-Hulk asked as she frowned at him.
"No. I just realized why we deserved to switch bodies with each other." Spidey answered.
She-Hulk sighed "I...I guess you're right. We've been through some hardships, blamed everything on each other and argued over who had it easy when we're really going through hell. When you said that we took life for granted, I'm beginning to understand why I lost six cases in a row and got fired from the law firm. Especially when we all nearly destroyed each other during the Civil War over Superhuman Registration Act which led to Hydra assassinating Captain America, the Skrulls infiltrating us from within and destroying the bond between all the superheroes, civilians and the government which led to Norman Osborn also known as the Green Goblin rising to power, turning our world upside down. It's kinda of a karma thing, don't think?"
"Yeah. It really is. It always happen to me in real life as Peter Parker and Spider-Man." Spidey admitted.
"Like the time you once lost your pants during a fight with one of the super villains?" She-Hulk recalled Spidey being un-pantsed one time which caused her to giggle.
"D'oh! I can't believe you brought it up! That was so embarrassing!" Spidey palmed his face in embarrassment.
"Not as embarrassing and humiliating as the time a group of jerks made me jump rope naked!" Shulkie retorted. "Even one time a couple of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents stripped me naked as part of their tests to see if I'm a threat or whatnot!"
Spidey shook his head in disbelief and exclaimed "Whoa! Did you said you were forced to jump rope in the nude against your will?"
Shulkie folded her arms with a frown on her face and answered "Yeah! Those sleazy perverted bastards did that to me! They treated me like a whore!"
"Unbelievable! A woman like a you doesn't deserved to be treated like that! You're not a whore, Shulkie! Never have, never will! You're better than that! We may have our differences Shulkie but I would never treat a woman like a dog or dog poo or let me see... or..." Spidey exclaimed before he was cut by She-Hulk who placed her hand on top of his which cause his eyes to widen.
"Pete, that..." Shulkie smiled "...that was very sweet of you to acknowledge that."
"Gee, Shulkie. Thanks." Spidey obliged as he blushed.
She-Hulk giggled by the sight of him blushing in front of her.
"What?" Spidey asked in confusion.
"Y'know you're very cute when you blush."
"Are you... complimenting me?"
She-Hulk giggled again before she replied in a seductive voice "Yes."
"Okay, you're flirting with me with my own body." Spidey said in an embarrassing tone.
"Speaking of which, do you like my body? And if so, do you want it?" She-Hulk seductively asked as she got close to him.
"Wait a second here, this is the part where we're gonna have sex?" Spidey replied with a question of his own.
She-Hulk snapped out of it "Wait, what?"
"I said is this the part where we're gonna have sex?" Spidey repeated.
"No! I...I...I didn't..." She-Hulk paused as she looked into his eyes.
When they both realized that they gave in to their feelings and sexual urges, She-Hulk said "You know what? To hell with it, let's do it!" before she pulled him to her and they started kissing.
Spidey used Shulkie's naked body to pick her up and took her to her bedroom. After he laid her down on her bed, helped took off the Spider-Man costume until she is completely naked in his body and then they started to having sex.
Spidey kissed Shulkie in his body from head to toe which causes her to moan in pleasure while she reached for the chest drawer, pulled out a condom and had him putting it on her new body's manhood.
"Are you ready, Jen?" Spidey asked.
"I'm ready when you are." Shulkie flirtatiously answered.
"All right then, let's do it." Spidey kissed her again as they resumed their sexual activity.
At the Avengers Towers, Hawkeye, Falcon, Mockingbird and Spider-Woman were watching a video of "She-Hulk" using drunken kung fu on Titania that was posted on Youtube at the living room.
"Whoa! That was awesome!" Hawkeye exclaimed.
"Yeah, I didn't know She-Hulk can do that. I mean it's not like her to resort to drunken kung fu like we saw on Jackie Chan's movies." Falcon added.
"Wait, why is she shaking her butt?" Mockingbird asked.
"Nah, she's twerking toward Titania." Spider-Woman corrected her.
"Same difference, Jess." Mockingbird countered.
"Either way, I like it." Hawkeye admitted before Mockingbird hit him in the head,
"Clint, you perverted idiot." Mockingbird muttered under her breath.
"Bobbi, babe, I'm sorry." Hawkeye apologized.
"Quiet guys! I'm trying to hear somethin' from that video. Shulkie doesn't sound like herself." Falcon told everyone as he rewinded the video to the part where "She-Hulk" in "her" drunken state talked to Titania in a different voice.
"Dude, did She-Hulk sounded like the ol' Webhead?" Hawkeye asked.
"Yeah but not only that, she somehow has his voice." Falcon responded.
"Okay, this is weird." Spider-Woman stated.
"Why is She-Hulk speaking in Spider-Man's voice?" Mockingbird asked. "And more importantly, what's going on between Spider-Man and She-Hulk?"
"That's a very good question, Bobbi." Tony Stark's voice echoed from behind. "It's a possibly that their situation is connected to the one we're currently having right now."
They turned around a saw Tony Stark in a Iron Man armor without a helmet.
"Well, I saw the video on the way back here. So we should find them since Spidey's with her. I'm pretty sure he knows what's going on with her."
"Hey, Tony! What's up? How'd the mission with Cap, Carol, Thor and Widow go?" Hawkeye asked.
"Oh, that! Well, um, let's just say that Thor is getting to the bottom of what's happened to our teammates by finding a magical source. In other words..." Tony paused when they saw a beast growling from the shadows and two girly cats in red and blonde fur meowing which caused Clint, Sam, Jessica and Bobbi to drop their jaws and their eyes opened wide in shock.
"...we've got a problem." Tony informed them as the beast from the shadows howled like a wolf.
"Yup! Major problem." Clint added.
Back in She-Hulk's apartment, both Spidey and Shulkie rested on her bed after two hours and thirty minutes of having sex.
"Wow! Now that's sexy town banana pants!" Spidey exclaimed, trying to catch his breath.
"You said it sweetie." She-Hulk agreed as they kissed one another once more. "I feel much better right now after everything that's happened to us. Besides I haven't had sex since I had a thing with big strong guys like Hercules back then."
"I hope you don't take it the wrong way but now I'm starting to find you and your body to be very attractive." Spidey complimented her.
"Y-You do?"
"Yeah." Spidey answered.
"Aw, Spidey, you make an ol' gal like me blush." She-Hulk's cheeks turned red.
"Aw, c'mon, Shulkie. You're not old. You're just beautiful, that's all. Not to mention that you got a very beautiful body, which I'm currently trapped in right now."
"Gee, thanks." She-Hulk giggled. "Besides your hot and juicy six pack abs of yours, I find you absolutely adorable."
Spidey's face turned sour when she called him adorable until he replied "Maybe you're right."
Spidey turned to her and apologized "Jen, I'm sorry for everything. Especially when you lost your job yesterday."
"I forgive you Pete. Besides I wanted to leave that stupid law firm with a very terrible reputation and start my own firm since the bastards who called me earlier refused to hire me to their practice. I could've made it the best law practice that ever was if it wasn't for that karma thingy!" She-Hulk exclaimed with a pouty look on her face.
"Easy, Jen. You'll get your career back on track. You just need some time before you're qualified to practice law again."
She-Hulk sighed "Yeah, you're right. Oh, and Pete."
"Hmm?"
"Do you have a girlfriend?" She-Hulk asked.
"Used to but not anymore. Gwen Stacey died a long time ago despite my efforts of trying to rescue her from the Green Goblin. Mary Jane Watson left me at the alter and moved to Hollywood. I even used to have a thing with Felicia Hardy aka the Black Cat but she disappeared out of my life when I found out that she didn't love me anymore. I used to date a cop named Carlie Cooper but she dumped me because my relationship with her was complicated. I used to have a crush on Jessica Drew aka Spider-Woman but she currently seeing someone and I used to have a relationship with Carol Danvers who is now Captain Marvel but we rarely spent time developing our romance because she was away in space for a long, long time. Just when we were about to resume, she recently hooked up with Tony Stark's long time buddy, James Rhodes aka War Machine. So you can say that my love life is a wreck." Spidey answered by confessing his troubled love life.
"I am so sorry to hear that." Shulkie apologized, stroking his hair.
"Thanks, Jen. At least you understood where I come from." Spidey obliged.
"Speaking of which, even though I still got my cousin Bruce Banner and you guys left as a family, I kinda felt lonely ever since John Jameson and I annulled our marriage and Hercules and I ended our fling." Shulkie revealed her failed relationships as well.
"Oh, I see. I guess superhero relationships are... quite complicated." Spidey stated.
"Yeah, they really do." She-Hulk agreed and the she started to become sad.
When he saw her feeling down, Spidey came up with an idea that'll make her feel better.
"Hey, Jen!"
"Yeah?"
"I know something that'll cheer you up. It might not be the best one but I'll try to make it entertaining." Spidey said, removing the covers.
"Um, Pete? What do you mean entertaining?" Shulkie asked.
"Trust me, Jen. You won't regret it. Meet me in the living room in five minutes." Spidey reassured as he left to her closet.
"Um, okay. If you say so."
5 minutes later...
In her living room, She-Hulk in Spider-Man's body wearing her silky purple bedrobe sat on the couch awaiting for what Spidey has in store for her.
"Oh, I get it now. He's doing the Risky Business type of thing." She-Hulk said when she realizes what Spidey is about to do.
When she heard Bob Segar's Old Time Rock N Roll song, she became so excited and screamed like a fangirl.
Spider-Man in She-Hulk's body wore a red and white stripe dress shirt, baggy sweat pants, white tennis shoes and a red fitted cap made an Tom Cruise's Risky Business type of entrance, snapping his fingers and swinging his hips before he turned around and started lip syncing the lyrics to the song.
While he was lip syncing, dancing and unbuttoning the red and white stripe dress shirt until he showed off the white tanktop, he started back flipping, front flipping, cartwheeling and a little bit of break dancing before he started twerking on the headstand in front of her which causes her to scream in excitement.
When the song switched to Ginuwine's Pony, Spidey in Shulkie's body started to lip sync to this song as well while twerking in front of her again. He took off his tanktop, exposed his new body's breasts to her, threw himself to her and pressed her face against the breasts before he got off of her.
He turned around, put his big booty on her new body's crotch and started grinding against it. After that, he handstand front flipped, turned around, popped his pecs 5 times, swung his hips and back flipped for one last time as the song fades.
Shulkie happily screamed, clapped her hands and whistled as Spidey took a bow.
"Wow! That was epic!" Shulkie exclaimed.
"Thanks!" Spidey obliged.
"I knew you pulled a Risky Business but Magic Mike? Totally cool!" Shulkie commented.
"It is. Oh, and about that Magic Mike dance, I got it off from Youtube." Spidey revealed where he got those dance moves from.
"Oh, okay. I thought you saw the movie."
"Nah, that movie's for women anyway."
She-Hulk barked "Hey, as least I'm still a woman! In, errr... a guy's body."
"Anyway, how are we gonna switch back? And how are we gonna tell the rest of the Avengers? Especially my cousin, the Hulk?" She-Hulk asked, worrying about how will the Avengers react to their bodyswap.
"We'll figure that switching our bodies back part out later. And we'll tell the Avengers about our Freaky Friday eventually. Usually we'd do it by ourselves but after what happened earlier, it's best that we'll need their help on this one."
"I agree. They're our friends after all. Especially after everything we've all been through together. So what's next?"
"Maybe an hour or two of crimefighting and if you like to, we'll, um, what do you say we go to Coney Island?"
"Sure, why not? I could use some fun after a disastrous start of the day." She-Hulk replied
"Cool. I brought my stuff so let's get ready."
"Can we take a shower first?"
"Yeah."
"And if we do, can we shower together?"
"Okay, you can shower with me."
"Yay!" She-Hulk squealed in excitement as she jumped onto Spidey's arms and kissed him once more.
"Alright then."
"LET'S GO!" Spidey and Shulkie cheered as they headed toward her bathroom as they decided to make the best of the rest of the day.
A/N: Sorry I took so long to get this chapter out as usual but I did. I had to improvise some of the lines I put out on this chapters.
I was busy with work while I'm trying to come up with new ideas for this story and helped WOLFWATCHER12 with his Ultimate Spider-Man and Black Widow of the Avengers Assemble story. And to tell you the truth, I've been struggling with the G.I. Joe Trading Faces last year and recently. I did announced that I would do my take on the Thundercats 2011 season 2 in the future.
Anyways, if some of you would like to help me on both Trading Faces and Freaky Friday stories, private message me so we could discuss and come up with ideas, lines of each character and some fight scenes for Trading Faces. I'd be grateful if you would. Thanks.
P.S.: What happened with Cap, Widow and Carol is connected to Spidey and Shulkie's bodyswap and I'm pretty sure Thor is gonna find that certain someone.