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Outside the bank, the Enforcers: Fancy Dan, Ox and Montana ran with huge bags filled with money as the alarm goes off.
"Heeeeee haawww! That was too damn easy!" Montana exclaimed.
"Yeah, easy money for us! The bank security didn't know what hit 'em!" Ox added as they got inside their getaway truck.
"C'mon, let's get outta here before the cops come and get us!" Fancy Dan barked as Montana put the keys in the ignition and attempted to start the truck but little do they know was that She-Hulk in Spider-Man's body was already inside the truck without them noticing.
"Ahem!" She-Hulk's voice cleared her throat which caused the Enforcers to turn their attention to She-Hulk in Spider-Man's body crossing her legs with her feet dash.
"Seriously, bank robberies are so 5 minutes ago. Very cliche if you ask me." Shulkie commented in a sarcastical way.
"Aw shoot! It's Spider-Man!" Montana cried.
"And he's wearing a... nametag?" Fancy Dan said and the Enforcers started laughing.
She-Hulk responded "And your point is?"
"Hey, guys, check this out! That nametag said She-Hulk!" Ox pointed his finger at She-Hulk's name, written on that nametag as the Enforcers continued to laugh at "Spider-Man's" expense but Shulkie shrugged it off without reacting as she usually does.
"Yep! That's what it said alright!" She-Hulk smiled underneath the mask as she balled her hand into a fist, attacked the Enforcers and threw each of them out of the truck.
She leapt out of the truck through the window and exclaimed cheerfully "Wow! I'm starting to get the hang of fighting in a lightweight body! This is so AWESOME!"
The Enforcers got back on their feet and got ready for battle before Fancy Dan "Before we beat you down wall crawler, we wanna know why you'd prefer yourself to be called She-Hulk anyway?"
"Well, guys, I'll let you in on a little secret." She-Hulk said.
"Spill it out then!" Fancy Dan insisted in a very sharp tone.
"Okey dokey then!" She-Hulk playfully responded before she revealed "Spider-Man and I have switched bodies."
At first, the Enforcers were confused until they started laughing. But She-Hulk wasn't worried though because she knew how they reacted.
"Oh, that's a good one!" Montana chuckled.
"Yeah!" Ox added. "You expect us to believe the likes of you?"
"No but you'd best believe that someone in my body is behind you." She-Hulk said and then they felt the ground shake when someone jumped behind them.
The Enforcers turned around and found out that Spider-Man in She-Hulk's body appeared wearing large hoop earrings and a high ponytail.
Spidey greeted "Hey, everyone!" while flexing his new body's hulk sized breasts.
"OH SHIT!" The Enforced screamed as Spidey knocked them out in one swoop with the spinning back kick with Fancy Dan.
"She-Hulk cheered "Woooooo Hoooooo! Nice kick, Spidey!"
"Thanks!" Spidey obliged as they high fived. "Now let's web these guys up and go on to the next crime scene to kick around."
NYPD arrived but Spidey and Shulkie are already gone except for the Enforcers who are tied up in Spidey's webbing hanging, upside down with a letter attracted to them that read Compliments of your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man and the Sensational She-Hulk with a lipstick mark in the end.
Next scene of the crime are the guys in ski masks driving a car going past the 70 mile limit.
"Ha! That was too damn easy!" One ski masked guy exclaimed.
"Yeah, so much bling to take, so little time!" The other one followed and then Spidey in Shulkie's body leapt on the car, stomped on the roof and crushed it, trapping the ski masked crooks before he twist flipped off the top, landed and backflipped on his feet.
"You were saying?" Spidey said.
"Holy shit! It's She-Hulk!" Ski Masked Guy #1 exclaimed. "Let's get outta here!"
"Fuck! We're stuck!" Ski Masked Guy #2 cursed when they realized that they're stuck inside the crushed car.
"She-Hulk trapped us in your mom's car!"
"Oh, god! Mama's gonna kill me!" Ski Masked Guy #2 whined in realization that he's in big trouble.
"Shut up, ya moron! Are you tryin' to rat the two of us out?!" Ski Masked Guy #1 shot at him.
"I know that you asshole! I told you we should've taken your car instead of my mom's!" Ski Masked Guy #2 shot back.
"You boys should've thought of it before you go and robbed the jewelry store." Shulkie's voice came from on top of the car and she appeared as Spider-Man.
"Spider-Man?! You're in cahoots with her?!" One of the Ski Masked Guys asked.
Shulkie giggled before she answered "Of course."
"Son of a friggin' bitch!" One of the Ski Masked Guys cursed.
"Looks like we're done here, Shulkie. Let's go." Spidey said.
"Hey, wait! You can't leave us like this!" Ski Masked Guy #1 pleaded.
"Yeah, I wanna go home!" Ski Masked Guy #2 followed.
"Sorry, boys but you have plenty of time to rethink about what you're doing while you spend the night in the slammer." Shulkie said as she got on Spidey's shoulders.
"Yeah, in the meantime, we'll be talking off." Spidey added as he hoisted Shulkie onto his new body's broad shoulders. "So, yoinks! And away."
"Very cheesy, Spidey." Shulkie sarcastically commented.
"I know right?" Spidey replied as he leapt from the scene with She-Hulk on his shoulders before the cops arrived and arrested the ski masked jewelry robbers.
At a fancy restaurant where a very rich woman parked in front of the valet before the valet took the Ferrari, parked in the lot and walked back to the entrance, a car thief attempted to steal it before he heard Spidey's voice from the sky.
"CROTCH!" The car thief turned around and saw that Spidey with Shulkie's body is leaping toward him.
"Oh fuck me!" The car thief whined as he got out of the way when Spidey in Shulkie's body landed on his feet, shaking the ground as usual.
"Sorry pal but that Ferrari is too expensive to be stolen by the likes of you." Spidey said as he flexed his Shulkie's breasts until he noticed that the car thief stared at him by the bosom. "And hello? My eyes are up here?"
"Oh, c'mon! Why does it have to be She-Hulk of all people?" The car thief complained.
"Only on the outside dude. Inside this body is your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!" Spidey corrected him by revealing himself to him.
"Well, judging by your voice, you really are."
"Ding! Ding! We have a winner! Now your prize is behind you!" Spidey pointed his finger at someone behind the car thief.
"Huh?" The car thief turned around and punched in the face by Shulkie in Spidey's body before Spidey jumped on the car thief, hit him in the face with his new body's lady part and rendered him unconscious.
"Really webhead? Was that nesseesary?"
"I thought I try it once and see what happens. You know once in a lifetime?"
"Well, it's good thing he's not dead. He'll spend some time in a coma for what you did."
"Um, yeah, sorry." Spidey apologized as he rubbed the back of his head and his cheeks turned red.
"Apology accepted." Shulkie kissed Spidey on the cheek. "Now let's finish up so we can get to Coney Island and have fun and then we'll tell the Avengers about our situation."
"Some Freaky Friday this turned out to be."
"I know but at least we make the best out of it." Shulkie giggled as they walked in the street.
At the Ravencraft Institution, the Wrecking Crew made their escape.
"Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty the Wrecking Crew are free at last!" Thunderball exclaimed, only to get webbed in the face.
"You really are glutton for punishment, ain't ya T-Ball?" Piledriver laughed at his expense.
"Shut up Piledriver!" Thunderball said sternly at Piledriver as he removed the webbing off his face. "And please tell me that it ain't Spider-Man comin' to kick our asses again?"
"Yep! Along with She-Hulk!" Spidey answered as the two switched up superheroes appeared before them.
"Aw, son of a bitch!" Wrecker groaned in disbelief as he and the Wrecking Crew got taken down by two superheroes trapped in each other's bodies.
"Hey Shulkie! Ready to do the tag team maneuver Wolverine and Colossus do all the time?" Spider-Man asked as he picked up She-Hulk and placed her on his arm.
"Way ahead of you, webs!" She-Hulk replied as she got a charging position and stated "I've always wanted to do this!"
"Do what?" Wrecker demanded.
"Cannonball Special!" Spidey and Shulkie cried as Spidey threw Shulkie at the Wrecking Crew before she fired the webbing from the web shooters at them.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEE!" She-Hulk cheered as she swung the webbing around the Wrecking Crew, trapping them in the process. "This is so much fun!"
"Oh shut up!" Wrecker grunted in anger.
"That is bullshit man!" Thunderball complained.
"Yeah and also horseshit and pigshit!" Piledriver added.
"Will you quit it with animal shit talk already?! We need to get out of here!" Bulldozer shot at him.
"Fuck you Bulldozer!" Piledriver shot back and the Wrecking Crew started arguing.
"Incoming!" Spidey warned as he uses She-Hulk's powerful right leg to soccer kick the Wrecking Crew back to the Ravencraft Institution through a wall.
"Well, that takes care of those lunkheads. They got what they deserved for ruining my day yesterday." Shulkie exclaimed, wiping the dust off her hands.
"Yep! That really do." Spidey agreed as he touched Shulkie's breasts and squeezed them.
"Uh, Spidey? Are you done playing with my boobs?" Shulkie asked with her hands on her manly hips and her left foot tapping the ground.
"Oh, sorry. I was, um, massaging them." Spidey apologized and removed his green, muscular, feminine hands off his new body's huge breasts.
"I see. Now come on, Coney Island's isn't gonna wait for us all day." Shulkie said, barely containing her excitement over going to Coney Island.
"Looks like we're done getting even with the Wrecking Crew." Spidey picked Shulkie up on his arms, which caused her to giggle and said "So Coney Island, here we come!" as they lept from Ravencraft to Coney Island.
Inside the Quinjet that is piloted by Falcon, the Avengers are flying all over the city, searching for Spider-Man and She-Hulk
"Hey, Hawkeye! How's Cap doing back there?" Tony asked Clint about the situation regarding Captain America.
"Cap's goin' wild in his cage, Tony! Even Nat in her cat form is trying her best to calm a wild beast!" Clint replied as he came back to the cockpit.
"Yeah, I see what you mean." Tony said, turning to Sam Wilson. "Any reports on Spider-Man and She-Hulk so far other than seeing Jessica petting and cuddling Carol in her cat form?"
Captain Marvel hissed at Tony who threw up in surrender and apologized. "No offense Carol."
"We just got reports of them foiling every robbery from the bank to the jewelry store. They put a car thief in the hospital without him being killed and trapped two jewelry store robbers inside the car by crunching the roof on them." Sam reported.
"And both Spidey and Shulkie put the beatdown on the Wrecking Crew and the Enforcers. And also in a weird way, they started flirting with each other." Bobbi added.
"Peter and Jen flirting?" Tony was surprised by the thought of the two people he knew having a fling for one another.
"NAH!" All members of the Avengers shrugged off the thought of both Spider-Man and She-Hulk flirting with one another.
"Even if they did, I like to see the pissed off look on the Hulk's face." Clint chuckled.
"Ah, guys. Hulk contacted me earlier and told me that he and his once again wife Betty Ross aka Red She-Hulk just got back from their honeymoon and he became extremely concerned about his cousin ever since the incidents involving her and Spider-Man became out of control and they're on their way to Coney Island." Jessica said about Hulk leaping to where his cousin is going.
"But that's where we'll meet Thor there!" Tony exclaimed.
"Tony, speaking of which, the Abomination is headed toward Coney Island and he is targeting Spider-Man and She-Hulk." F.R.I.D.A.Y. informed the Avengers.
"That's not good. Sam, fly us to Coney Island! I have a bad feeling that our friends Peter and Jen are about to be in serious trouble again!"
"You got it Tony!" Sam responded as he shifted gears on the Quinjet and flew the Avengers to Coney Island in hopes of reaching to Spider-Man and She-Hulk, whom none of them were aware that they switched bodies.
At Coney Island, Spider-Man and She-Hulk in each other's bodies arrived with Spidey landed in the parking lot where the Amusement Park is and put Shulkie down on her feet.
"We've arrived! Coney Island Amusement Park here we come! Ready to have fun Jen?" Spidey asked.
"Totally! It's been the weirdest day so far but at least we turned all the negatives into positives." Shulkie replied with excitement before they held hands.
"Yeah. Let's go." Spidey said as they walked hand in hand.
They went to the Coney Island Amusement Park to ride on the rides like the Cyclone Roller Coaster, Scream Zone, Bumper Car where Shulkie in Spidey's body had to take the wheel because it'd be disastrous if Spidey in her body took the wheel.
Shulkie in Spidey's place threw a ball at the bottles and knocked them down to win a big stuffed Spider-Man teddy bear before she and Spidey grab a bite.
While eating a huge hot dog, pizza, cheeseburger and funnel cake, Spidey was shocked about She-Hulk's metabolism in her hulked out form.
"Slow down and chew your food while you're at it, Pete. I can't afford to have my body choke when you stuff a lot of food in my mouth."
"Seriously, Jen. That metabolism of yours is...well, y'know, inhuman and weird. It's definitely not a picnic having that kind of metabolism because of the side effects of the gamma radiation." Spidey commented while he was still suffering his face with food.
"Yeah but slow down while you're eating okay? I already have a big ass in my hulk form. I'm just worried about my regular form. Y'know as plain, boring ol' Jennifer Walters?"
"Come now, Jen. There's nothing wrong with your normal form." Spidey reassured her while cupping her face and kissed her on the cheek which caused her to smile.
"But you haven't seen it yet!" Shulkie raised her voice and they both laughed.
"Okay, point taken. But still there's nothing wrong with your..." Spidey was cut off by the noise of destruction and people started to run.
"Aw c'mon! Now what the hell is going on now?" Spidey complained as they saw a flying table coming their way, only for Spidey to catch it and put it down.
"Hey, who's the wiseguy that ruined our fun here?! I got my body switched with ol' webhead, nearly had my day and my life ruined and someone besides Titania is crashing my funtime party!" Shulkie also complained, only to be alarmed by her new body's Spider Senses.
"Ah, She-Hulk and Spider-Man! I've found you two at last!" The familiar voice came from the direction where the table was flown from.
"Oh no. It's him again." She-Hulk gasped, knowing that it was one of her cousin Hulk's arch enemies that started the disturbance.
"Shulkie, what's wrong?" Spidey asked her.
"It's the Abomination!" Shulkie exclaimed.
"The creature or the name?" Spidey saw the shadow over him and jumped out of the way before the creature that is the same size as the Hulk landed on the ground, shaking up the entire Coney Island.
"I say both of them Spider-Man! And you're looking at him!" Abomination introduced himself to the mixed up superheroes.
"Never mind! Figured it out!" Spidey with a deadpanned look on his face.
"What the hell do you want lizard lips?" She-Hulk demanded answers from the Abomination.
"So it was true! You two did switch bodies with each other! It seems that a little Asgardian magic worked to perfection!" Abomination confirmed by revealing the source of Spidey and Shulkie's bodyswap catastrophe.
"Wait a minute! Are you saying that an Asgardian used magic that caused us to switch bodies?!" Spider-Man furrowed his right eyebrow.
"Of course I did, you bugbrained moron!" Abomination snarled.
"If what he said is true Spidey, then there's only one person that is capable of doing this to us." She-Hulk put two and two together.
"LOKI!" Spidey and Shulkie said in unison.
"Thor's step brother did that to us? He used his Asgardian magic to make us switch bodies overnight?" Shulkie ranted.
"It's possible that he did. We're gonna have to look for him and get him to switch us back." Spidey said.
"Yeah, and after that, I'll pulverize him for putting me in a not so puny body!" Shulkie hissed with anger and crackled her fist.
"Yeah. Oh and did I neglected to mention that the school bullies used to call me Puny Parker back then?" Spidey recalled the time that he was bulied back in High School.
"Not now! We got Lizard Lips to beat up!" Shulkie yelled at him, trying to get him to focus on dealing with the Abomination who charged toward them.
"I'll show you who's Lizard Lips when I break both of you in your new bodies!" Abomination tackled Spidey, sending him hurling in the air.
"Spider-Man!" Shulkie cried.
"Whoa! I gotta land on my feet!" Spidey yelled as he back flipped to land on his feet. "That was close!"
"Not even close!" Abomination growled.
"Man, this body is much more agile than the Hulk! I'll have to use that to my advantage." Spidey commented in his thoughts and came up with a strategy while dodging the attacks from the Abomination.
"Hold still so I can crush you!" Abomination grunted as he kept trying to swing toward Spidey in She-Hulk's body but the former Wall Crawler kept dodging his attacks until Spidey caught his fist. "I thought being trapped in each other's bodies would put you in a disadvantage!"
"Yeah, we were at first when we woke up this morning and I've been struggling to adjust to this body because of it's center of gravity but after a disastrous incident involving Titania, we realize that..."Spidey chattered as he countered with a series of martial arts punches and kicks on Abomination. "...looking at someone else's point of view is..." Spidey ducked the punch from the Abomination with a split "well it goes like this!" before he countered with a punch below the belt, causing the Abomination to groan in pain.
"Whoa! Now that's gotta hurt! Looks like he'll have to audition for the opera when we send him back to the Raft." Shulkie commented with dry humor as she stood by Spidey's side.
"It's over yet, She-Hulk. We'll have to keep adjusting our teamwork maneuvers since we're in each other's bodies and all." Spidey suggested that they'll have to resort to double team maneuvers to take down the Abomination.
"Good idea." She-Hulk agreed as she jumped into Spidey's arm, even if he's trapped inside her body.
"Ready Shulkie?"
"Ready when you are!"
"Okay, let's go!" Spidey said as he swung Shulkie at the Abomination to kick him right in the face three times before they performed the Fastball Special made famous by Colossus and the late James "Logan" Howlett as Wolverine to take the monster down.
"Well, what do you know? That Fastball Special really works!" Spidey said.
"Guess that takes care of him." Shulkie said, wiping off the dust from her hands only to see the Abomination recover from the Fastball Special. "Oh, crap."
"But how? I thought that Fastball Special put that guy down for the count!" Spidey thought that the Cannonball Special was enough to put the Abomination down for the count but apparently it wasn't.
"Well, apparently we didn't hit him hard enough considering that we didn't use each other's bodies to their full potential!" Shulkie stated.
"Then we'll have to hit him way harder than what we did the first time around!" Spidey suggested. "Especially when your body is stronger than mine!"
"Not to mention that my body has the agility and endurance despite it's size?"
"Yeah, I noticed that too!"
"If I can't crush both of you the old fashioned way, then I'll have to resort to doing this instead!" Abomination as he lepted toward the Farris Wheel.
"He's going after everybody in the Ferris Wheel! I think he's doing what I think he is doing!" Shulkie exclaimed.
"C'mon, we gotta stop scale face and send him back to the sewer he crawled out of before he does!" Spidey directed while he was rubbing the muscular buns that used to belong to She-Hulk. "Although that costume of yours is giving me a wedgie."
"Watch it Webhead! Or I'll give you a wedgie right now!" Shulkie warned him to watch what he said.
Spidey laughed before he responded "Yes, mom!"
"Meanie!" Shulkie stuck her tongue at him in disgust.
The Abomination landed on where the Farris Wheel is and attempted to rip it from it's hinges, putting the civilians who are still riding on it in harm's way.
"AH! It's a monster!" A blonde haired woman in a pink sundress screamed as the civilians who got off of it ran for their lives.
"Stop right there, crocodile face! Or else..." Spidey halted after he and She-Hulk landed on the ground.
"Too late, comrade! I already ripped off the Farris Wheel so you can rescue those weakling humans from their demise, leaving you vulnerable! Now catch!" Abomination with a evil smirk on his face threw the Farris Wheel at the reversed superheroes.
"She-Hulk move!" Spidey pushed Shulkie aside and caught the Farris Wheel with the civilians on it.
"Spidey, what the hell are you doing?" Shulkie asked as she got back on her feet.
"Never mind me! Keep ol' alligator face busy while I get these people down to safety!" Spidey ordered Shulkie to hold off the Abomination.
"Oh, sorry! I completely forgot..." Shulkie got decked by the Abomination, sent her hurling to the test of strength game where she literally hit the bell on her head until she fell all the way down the ground and lost consciousness.
"SHE-HULK!" Spider-Man cried out for her.
"Oh, that's just great! The Abomination knocked out She-Hulk who is in my body and I'm in her body, holding a Farris Wheel with everyone on it and making sure that nothing bad will happen to them! And putting me in a vulnerable position where judging by that sexy pose I'm doing with Shulkie's big ol' looking butt of hers, there's a 50/50 to 100% chance that I might be violated in a moment's notice," Spidey in She-Hulk's body complained and commented about what else is going to happen and he was groped by the Hulk's arch enemy.
"Indeed, Spider-Man! I have you right where I wanted!" Abomination who smiled like a cheshire cat put his thumb in his mouth, pulled it out and had his thumb covered in saliva.
"No! Don't even think about it, buddy! I've been through hell in this body today!" Spidey protested out of fear of what the Abomination is about to do.
"Indeed you have! And it's only going to get a lot worse for you and She-Hulk's body when I do this!"
"No! Don't!" Spidey tried to protest but the Abomination shoved his saliva covered thumb right up the butt checks of She-Hulk's body which caused Spider-Man to let out an agonizing scream in pain that is out of this world.
"Ow! My ass!" Spidey groaned in pain.
"How does that feel Spider-Man? I bet you're starting to cry like a baby right about now!" Abomination taunted the former Wall Crawler who is struggling to hold the Farris Wheel while he's reeling from what the Abomination did to him.
"I-I-I can't believe you did that! Thanks to you, I won't be walking straight at all!" Spidey reacted in agony.
"Good! Now to make sure that you won't be walking straight out of this alive!" Abomination made his hands into a club and proceeded to finish him off where he was standing.
"Oh shit!" Spidey gasped with the realization that he can't defend himself while keeping the civilians from getting killed at the same time.
The Abomination was about to deliver a devastating blow to Spider-Man but he was stopped by a familiar voice.
"ABOMINATION!"
Abomination looked up and the Hulk and Red She-Hulk jumped on him, smashing Hulk's arch enemy through the ground.
"Ahhhh, it had to be you and your wife, Hulk." Abomination moaned underneath Hulk's feet.
"You made a giant mistake messing with my cousin, Abomination! Now you're really gonna get it!" Hulk growled as he grabbed the Abomination by the neck, hoisted him over his head and threw him across toward the stand filled with stuffed animals, baseballs and metal bottles before he lept toward him and they got into a earth shaking brawl.
"Jenn, are you alright? You look a little worse for the wear." Red She-Hulk asked in concern as she checked on "She-Hulk" regard the position "she's" in.
"No, I'm not! Besides having Abomination saliva filled thumb shoved up my ass, I just had the worst day of my entire life!" Spidey complained as he spuned the damaged Farris Wheel to let each group of civilians down one at a time.
"Jenn, what's wrong with your voice? You sounded like Spider-Man." Red Shulkie wondered out of curiosity.
"That's because I'm Spider-Man! She-Hulk and I have switched bodies!" Spidey revealed what happened to and Shulkie to Betty Ross.
"WHAT?!" Red She-Hulk was shocked to her core.
"Yep, we did." Spidey nodded his head up and down.
"But how?"
"Loki did this. That's how. Loki used his Asgardian magic on the two of us when She-Hulk and I were arguing and bickering about over who had an easier life and found out that none of us did. We woke up this morning and found out that we've switch bodies with each other and got into a real life Freaky Friday. And after that, our incident involving Titania had gotten so out of control, we caused more collateral damage from Manhattan to Times Square when we had a difficult time adjusting to each other's bodies and powers and I just got drunk with beer when Titania threw me toward the truck full of beer barrels." Spidey explained.
"Wow, that sucked to have that happened to you." Red Shulkie said.
"Yeah but after I gotten drunk, I beat Titania with the use of drunken Kung Fu and after that I passed out in Jenn's arms and we went back to her apartment where I woke up in a bathtub filled with cold water and ice cubes in Jenn's birthday suit." Spidey continued explaining and kept out the part where he and Jennifer had sex as he kept bringing each group of civilians off the Farris Wheel. "So what brings you here?"
"We got back from our honeymoon yesterday and Bruce sawed the news yesterday and today about the incidents involving Jenn, he was worried about her and thought about trying to visit her at time of need. Especially after she was fired from the Law Firm." Red She-Hulk answered as she helped Spidey get the civilians to safety as well.
"Yeah, well, I was there when that happened after we fought against the Wrecking Crew. What got her fired from the Law Firm is after we beat the Wrecking Crew, She-Hulk accidentally threw a wrecking ball up in the air and it fell on the Law Firm Building where she used to work there and it collapsed. And she blamed me for that which is uncalled for if you my drift."
"You need to tell Bruce and the Avengers about this. And we also need to find Jen somewhere here." Red Shulkie suggested.
"Good idea, Betty. I hope my body with Jen inside it isn't badly hurt by alligator face here making a huge mess right now." Spidey agreed as he finished bringing the civilians down from the Farris Wheel and turned to them. "Everyone, find someplace safe and stay there until the situation is resolved! We got it under control! I guess."
"Yeah." The civilians responded before one of them asked "Hey, She-Hulk, what's wrong with your voice?"
"Yeah, you sounded like Spider-Man." Another civilian added.
"That's not important right now. You guys need to..." Spidey paused when he noticed that they're staring at She-Hulk's body by the breasts which led him to raise his voice. "Dude, eyes up here!"
The civilians snapped out of it and turned their attention back to the former Wall Crawler who goes off "Now get goin' now before I go crazy!" and stomped on the ground which shook up a bit.
The civilians started running in fright for their safety and Spidey let out a sigh of relief.
"There. That's the last of them. Now let's give the Abomination a gamma sized whammy to that scaly face of his!" Spidey suggested that he and Red Shulkie should join the fight.
"Damn right we are!" Red She-Hulk agreed, pounding her fists together and cracking her knuckles with a smirk on her face. "I had fun at my honeymoon with Bruce and now to follow up by beating the shit out of one of his arch enemies!"
"Let's go!" Spidey directed as they lept to join the Hulk in another bout with the Abomination.
Back to test of strength scene where She-Hulk in Spider-Man's body woke up and tried to regain her bearings.
"Ow, my head. I really want my body back. Oh, Abomination is gonna pay for this when I..." She-Hulk was cut off by the sounds of the earth rattling brawl between the Hulk and Abomination, which caught her off guard. "Bruce? Oh you gotta be kidding me! He's here?"
"Hey, Shulkie, are you alright?" Spidey asked after he and Red She-Hulk arrived and helped her back on her feet. "Oh and I told Betty about our body swap and we have yet to tell Hulk about it too."
"WHAT?! Why did you tell her that we've switched bodies you idiot?!" Shulkie yelled at Spidey.
"Hey, I told you that we have to tell our friends about our freaky Friday remember?" Spidey defended himself by reminding her.
"Oh, yeah. You're right. Silly me." She-Hulk giggled as her male cheeks turned red.
"So ladies, shall we join in?" Spidey asked.
"Yeah!" Both She-Hulks responded.
"All right let's go!" Spidey directed as he and Red She-Hulk leapt toward the Hulk and the Abomination and She-Hulk followed them by swinging on the web.
During the back and forth brawl between these two monsters, the Abomination began "Back from your honeymoon with Red She-Hulk, aren't you Hulk?"
"Yeah but I came back because I'm worried about my cousin!" Hulk replied with punches and sledgehammer like blows. "She's been having some personal problems lately and she's hasn't been herself!"
"Oh I agree with that sentiment! Your cousin She-Hulk hasn't been herself today because she switched bodies with your friend Spider-Man!" Abomination revealed.
"WHAT?!" Hulk shouted. "Are you kiddin' me?"
Abomination took advantage of the Hulk's stack of shock by hitting him below the belt with his knee, drilled his skull with the piledriver in the middle of the street.
"No, I'm not! They did switch bodies!" Abomination insisted as he stood on top of his adversary. "That explains why your cousin hasn't been herself today!"
"Damn. Beat me to it. Anyway, CROTCH!" Spider-Man cried as he leapt toward Abomination and head scissored him until he was front flipped, falling into the ground followed by a hard soccer kick to the back of the head.
"How does that feel to have tree trunk sized buns, legs and thighs grabbing your no neck head and swing you until you landed on your head and got kicked to the back of it?" Spidey asked while the Abomination groaned in pain. "That's what I thought Lizard Lips."
"Hey, Hulk. How ya been ol' buddy?" Spidey greeted the Hulk who was in the state of shock about the bodyswap between his cousin and the Web Slinger.
"Fine. I'm just shocked to hear your voice coming out of my cousin's lips which is literally freaking me out." Hulk admitted. "So I'm guessing that your bodyswap with Jen is confirmed to be true?"
"Aside from the fact that your cousin has an amazing gamma radiated sized rack, yeah it is." Spidey confirmed as he wiped the dirt off of his new body's huge breasts.
"Hey, don't get any bright ideas about doing something strange with Jen's body!" Hulk warned Spidey before he demanded. "So how did you two switch bodies?"
"I thought it happened overnight but it turned out be Loki who used Asgardian magic on us while we were sleeping the entire time." Spidey revealed that Loki was responsible for body swap. "Thor's step brother really caused the Freaky Friday on us considering the today is Friday the 13th."
"Are you about this webhead?" Hulk asked, not knowing what to make of this.
"It's true, Bruce!" She-Hulk added as she and Red She-Hulk arrived. "Abomination boasted about it right in our faces! I got his face and he's got mine!"
Spidey suddenly felt the stomach growl that came from She-Hulk's body. "Uh oh! I think Shulkie's tummy is about to explode!"
"At a time like this? Oh my God!" She-Hulk complained. "I told you not to eat so much!"
"Hey, blame it on that metabolism of yours lady! It's bad enough that I had to learn to adjust being in your body and your center of gravity!" Spidey defended himself. "At your figure is still intact."
"Due to a fact that you've been shaking my ass more times than I can count today? Yeah, my body is still intact thanks to you."
"That was sarcasm. Was it?" Spidey raised his eyebrow.
"Well, sort off." Shulkie replied with an awkward look on her face. "That felt really awkward. Don't cha think?"
"Yeah, it is." Spidey answered while rubbing the back of his head.
"ENOUGH! I'M GOING TO CRUSH YOU ALL AT THE SAME TIME RIGHT NOW!" Abomination growled as he charged toward the four heroes.
"I'll tell what, I'll let you guys beat him up and I get finish him off!" Spidey instructed.
"Right" Hulk responded as he stopped the Abomination dead in his track by punching him in the gut and headbutted him in the head. "Now ladies!"
Hulk, Red She-Hulk and She-Hulk in Spider-Man's body took turns beating up Abomination before the Hulk picked up the Abomination and hoisted him above his shoulders.
"Heads up Betty!" Hulk signaled for his wife as he threw the Abomination toward her.
"Way ahead of you hun!" Red She-Hulk replied by backflip kicking the Abomination in the face and sent him flying in the sky until he crashed on the concrete.
"Woohoo!" She-Hulk cheered. "What a kick!"
"Thanks Jen!" Red She-Hulk obliged.
"I can't believe it! I've been beaten by these blasted Hulks!" Abomination groaned in pain.
"Hey Abomination!" Spidey's voice came from behind him.
"Huh?" Abomination turned around and got a huge rear end of She-Hulk's body thrown in his face.
"Shulkie's got a big ol' butt! I know I told I'd be true! But Shulkie's got a big ol' butt! So I'm beatin' you with this!" Spidey rapped as he was shaking his new body's hips and big booty at Abomination before he finished off with a spinning roundhouse kick and farted in his face. "Whoops! Sorry about that! My bad!"
"You disgust me." Abomination grunted as he fainted until he lost consciousness.
"Better you than me pal." Spidey said. "For spoiling our fun today, you got exactly what you deserved!"
"Spider-Man, was that necessary?" She-Hulk fussed at him over what he did to the Abomination. "You farted right in his face with my ass that you've been shaking all about!"
"What was I suppose to do? Do the hokey pokey til I turn your body and your body around?" Spider defended with a raunchy remark. "Your stomach was overloaded so I made crocodile face sucked gas from your awesome lookin' ass!"
"Maybe you're right. I was overreacting." She-Hulk sighed and smiled. "At least he smelled my gamma radiated gas."
Hulk interrupted "Nevermind that! We gotta find Loki and get him to switch you two back before..."
"Before what? Our switch is permanent?!" Spidey panicked.
"No! I said before Thor get to him and smash him before I get a chance to!" Hulk reassured, wanting to bring the pain to Loki.
"Hate to say this hun but he already has." Red She-Hulk told her husband.
"Oh crud. Nevermind." Hulk folded his arms and grunted in disappointment.
Thor appeared with Loki wrapped up in chains and landed on the ground.
"Greetings my friends." Thor greeted. "It seemed that Loki got to you as well."
"Nah, Betty and I got back from our honeymoon." Hulk corrected.
"Yeah, we had a romantic time while we were getting into a couple of brawls with the bad guys and frost giants! It was the best. Honeymoon. Ever!" Red She-Hulk added with excitement.
"Indeed it is." Thor agreed. "But what about the Man of Spiders and She-Hulk?"
"Well glad you brought that up Thor!" She-Hulk growled with anger and pointed her finger at Loki. "That bastard made us switch bodies!"
"So you're the wise guy behind this whole Freaky Friday between me and She-Hulk!" Spider-Man accused the God of Mischief of putting these two superheroes through hell and high water by placing them in each other's bodies. "Aren't you?!"
"Why yes. I did." Loki chuckled delightfully and then explained his actions. "I saw you two bicker each other's heads off yesterday, which I find it hilariously entertaining! When you said the same sentence to each other at the same time, I immediately cast a spell that exchanged your souls and when the clock strikes 12, the spell kicked in. And as a result of it, you two are in each other's bodies."
"So that explains it! You ruined my life you Asgardian snake!" She-Hulk also accused Loki and then complained. "Do you have any idea what I've been through today?!"
"Yeah, Loki! I've been through more hell even in this body! I saw myself naked, I fought against Titania and beat her while I was was drunk doing drunken Kung Fu, apologized to She-Hulk for doing what I did which led to something between us and I had to entertain her to cheer her up!" Spidey added with a complaint of his own. "Besides I had a hard time adjusting to being in her body with her physique and center of gravity."
"And you've done a marvelous job so far." Loki laughed. "Perhaps you two are not as stupid and gullible as I thought you were despite your obnoxious sense of humor."
"I'll take that as a compliment." She-Hulk snorted.
"Yeah, me too." Spidey added before he demanded "Anyway, change us back!"
"I'm afraid I can't do that." Loki with a smirk on his face refused.
"Why not? Are you scared or you're not gonna change us at all?" Spidey asked.
"Of course not you wall crawling ninny!" Loki angrily yelled. "I'm a God of Mischief and I will not be bullied by a feeble minded spider brat who can't...' Loki was cut off by Spidey who grabbed him and pulled him toward his angry green feminine face.
"Either you undo the old switcharoo or I'll kick your ass to Asgard and back!" Spidey threatened to beat him up and everybody is crackling their knuckles.
"And so we!" Hulk added with a growl. "Talk or we'll smash!"
"I can't! The spell will last until midnight!" Loki told them before he begged for mercy. "Now please don't hurt me!"
"And the Avengers you transformed?" Thor reminded him about his fellow Avengers Captain America, Black Widow and Captain Marvel.
"The same!" Loki answered. "I transformed them with the same magic that exchanged these two as well.
"Midnight? Okay, I can do that as long as they're no more incidents for the rest of the..." Spidey noticed that Loki was staring at him below his eyes."Dude! Are you staring at what I think you're staring at?!"
Loki replied with an innocent grin. "Yes."
Spider-Man was fuming at first but quickly calm down. "Well you know what? Why don't you do us a favor?"
"What's that?" Loki was confused.
"Shut up and go to sleep." Spidey knocked out Loki with a finger flick to the forehead, rendering the God of Mischief unconscious.
"Well that's one way of putting Loki in his place." Thor commented.
"Aw man. I wanna smash him." Hulk whined with a sour look on his face.
"Don't worry my big green punkin, you'll smash when you see him next time." Red She-Hulk reassured her husband, cupping his face and kissed him on the cheek.
"Yeah, he's lucky that he didn't feel my wrath for ruining my life otherwise I'll send him back to Asgard in a body cast!" She-Hulk retorted.
"Okay, now that we took out the Abomination and put Loki to sleep, what are we gonna do now?" Spidey asked and then the Quinjet appeared.
"It seems that the other Avengers has arrived." Thor informed. "We must consult with them and tell them the news about the spell Loki cast upon the five of you."
Spider-Man in She-Hulk's body then started to yawn. "Oh great. Now I'm tired from all that fighting. I think I'll take me a little nap right now."
She-Hulk followed by yawning too. "Me too babe. It's a been a long day."
"Get some shut eye you two." Hulk said. "You had a rough day."
"Thanks cousin." She-Hulk kept yawning. "I really needed it."
Spider-Man and She-Hulk passed out on the arms of Hulk and Red She-Hulk and went to sleep.
"It seems that what they've been through today has taken it's toll on them." Thor said. "We bring them to the Avengers Tower while they're still napping."
When he saw Spider-Man in She-Hulk's body revert back to the form of Jennifer Walters, Hulk agreed by saying "Yeah, no kiddin'."
After the Quinjet landed, Iron Man, Falcon, Hawkeye, Mockingbird and Spider-Woman approached Thor and the Hulks with the unconscious Spider-Man and She-Hulk cradled in their arms.
"So what did we missed?" Iron Man began.
"Long story short, we confirmed that Loki was responsible for the transformations of our friends. Including Spider-Man and She-Hulk." Thor informed his fellow Avengers.
"What did Loki do to them?" Hawkeye asked.
"He made them switch bodies." Hulk answered which caused everyone to gasp.
"Seriously?" Hawkeye asked again.
"Yep. Seriously." Hulk confirmed.
"Loki also told us that the spell he casted on everyone will wear off at midnight tonight." Thor added as he picked up the unconscious Loki and placed him over his broad shoulder.
"So we flew here to check on Webhead and Jen and found out that Loki was using more than just an Asgardian magic word and made one hell of a mess for the fun of it." Iron Man said."That guy's got serious issues.
"How's Rogers, Romanoff and Danvers doing?" Thor asked.
"Well, let's just say that Cap's goin' savagely wild in his cage and the girls are...just adjusting into being cats for one day." Falcon
"Yeah, not to mention that Natasha scratched me in my face!" Hawkeye added, showing minor claw marks on his face while the Black Widow who is trapped in a cat's body hissed at her long time best friend/partner.
"Oh, I neglected to mention that Romanoff is worried about Steve when Loki made the poor guy wolf out." Iron Man
The Hulk along with Red She-Hulk was so shocked, Hulk reacted "Wait, are you sayin' that Steve and Natasha are..."
"Yeah, they did." Mockingbird confirmed the relationship between Captain America and the Black Widow.
"Wow." Hulk said."That's defiantly the most surprising thing I've least expected from these two, considering that they're Super Soldiers."
"Yeah, me too." Red She-Hulk agreed.
"Okay, so now what?" Spider-Woman asked. "Abomination is down for the count, Loki used his spell to make Webhead and Shulkie switch bodies, Black Widow and Carol Danvers into cats and Captain America into Capwolf and we're just standing here."
"I shall take Loki back to Asgard and then rendezvous with all of you back at the Avengers Tower." Thor swung Mjonior and flew to the sky with the unconscious Loki on his shoulder.
"You got it Thor!" Iron Man responded and his ordered "Let's get these two back at the Tower where they'll rest up but still we gotta be alert if trouble comes up as usual."
"Right!" The Avengers responded to Tony's orders.
The Avengers with the Hulk and Red She-Hulk carrying the unconscious Spider-Man and Jennifer Walters in their arms ran the Quinjet and flew back to the Avengers Tower.
A/N: Finally I got that down chapter! I took me forever to get it but I did now. And yeah I shipped Romanogers in this story because they're my favorite Black Widow pairing along with the SpideyWidow (Spider-Man x Black Widow).
Oh and my by the way I don't buy comic books from Marvel and DC anymore because we all know why. So rather than complaining about how comic books fell off, I decided to stay focus on trying to better with fanfics because I was lazy at home, busy at work, sent a lot of time on Anastasia and came back from vacation in Miami last month. The city along with the beach is beautiful and kickass!
Not to mention that I was also busy helping WOLFWATCHER12 with his What A Strange Web We Weave story. Not to mention that I'm extremely psyched for Voltron Legendary Defender season 3 and I shipped for Kallura (Keith x Allura) extremely hardly in every Voltron incarnation.
Anyway I don't know when I'll bring another chapter but I do how I'll start so when you review or PM me, give me some suggestions. At the meantime, I'll continue to help WOLFWATCHER12 with his story.