Day 18: Tendershipping (Ryou/Yami Bakura) - "Help! My tongue is stuck to this pole!"
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"You are so damn stupid sometimes it's painful."
Bakura managed some offended grumbling. That was all he could manage, given his current predicament.
"How the hell did you ever get so close to world domination?"
"Mmmrr!" Bakura used a free hand to flip Ryou off.
"It's a good thing you're cute, you know that?"
"Mmmff!" Some hand flapping in the general direction of home.
"Ugh ok, I'll go try to find something warm enough to get you unstuck."
"Mm-mm-rr…"
"Did you seriously just waggle your eyebrows at me?"
"Mmmf!" Bakura might have been trying to look suave, but it was hard to tell when he had his tongue lolling out to the side, where it was cemented firmly to the metal pole Ryou had warned him not to lick like the idiot he was.
"You are such an idiot."
Bakura just huffed.