A/n: Before I start I have some good news for the fans and followers of this fanfiction. I will now be doing two chapters a time for Ultimate Cartoon Island, and then a chapter for another story and then two back for this, and so on and so on. Now that that's outta of the way. Please Enjoy.
Last time on Ultimate Cartoon Island, We made a parody of professional wrestling's version of a battle royal. Rigby through either cunning or most likely cheating he managed to avoid elimination for the "I lost count a few weeks ago"th time. Who will win this week challenge and build momentum to end? Find out right now on Ultimate Cartoon Island.
Week 20: Horror-fest
It's been 1 week since both Danny and Sandy left the island in the double elimination as the now 9 members were once again in the mess hall "enjoying" breakfast.
"I can't believe Rigby beat Sandy." Spongebob exhaled sadly.
"I can't he still in this game." Buttercup said annoyed and slamming her hand onto the table.
"I can't believe it's not butter-toast." Ed gasped as everyone looked at the loveable oaf. Eddy face-palmed as he then touched Ed's shoulder and handed him a stick of butter. "Thanks, Eddy." Ed said.
-Confessional Cam(s)-
Mr. Krabs: I starting to agree with. How was that sack-for-brains managed to make it to the final 9?
Squidward: Patrick. Believe it or not, but I may have found someone even stupider than you.
-Confessional Cam(s) End-
Meanwhile, Adam and Chef Johnson were in the executive trailer trying to determine this week's challenge. Each one had a closed yellow envelope with a label on it.
"How about this one?" Chef Johnson asked holding one close to his face to read it. "Garbage Wrestling, Contestants will wrestle in a junkyard pit until everyone but one says, I quit." Sounds pretty intense to me." He offered.
"Nah, we just did a wrestling parody last week. The fans will start to think we just copying and pasting our challenges." Adam argued. "Man, who would have thought thinking of a new challenge every week would be this challenge?" Adam said as he stood up he bumped his head on a shelf as many envelopes fell on the floor.
"That's just what we needed right now." Adam said as he was picking them up when suddenly one envelope caught his eyes. "Chef? I'm going to need you to go around the production trailers." Adam asked.
The cameras then flashed to inside the mess hall as Adam was now standing in front of the nine finalists.
"All right, this week's challenge will be something so easy, that all of you can follow." He said as they either shot glares at him or roll their eyes. "All you all have to do is stay in this building and watch some movies. The last person in the building wins." He explains.
"What's the catch?" Blossom asked.
"Why do you automatically think there's a catch?" Adam asked trying to hold back a smile which Blossom could easily see through. "Ok. So we've already picked the movies and they are some of the worst movies to ever get onto the big screen. The person stays inside the longest will win. Also, I've installed cameras in every room so don't try any hiding tricks, but other than that, have fun." Adam said as they all looked forward to see the first movie about to air.
"I wonder what movie's up first." Blossom asked.
"Well, whatever it is. I already know I won't have any problems." Rigby boasted as the title reveals the movie to be "Dragon Ball Evolution" by James Wong.
-Confessional Cam(s)-
Rigby: Noooooooooooooooooo!
-Confessional Cam(s) End-
"EVIL MOVIE" Ed yells as he grabs eddy by his three strains of hair and started running towards the door.
"Ed, you idiot. Don't drag me out as well." Eddy argued trying to free himself from Ed's grip but fails as the two went out of the boundary line.
"The Ed boys has been eliminated." Adam announced. The rest suffered but managed to made it to the end.
"Oh god. Thank goodness that crappy movie is done." Rigby said.
"Oh please. It wasn't that bad." Blossom said.
"Not so bad. That movie is an abomination to everything anime. How can you tolerate that?" Rigby asked gripping her collar and stepping on her shirt.
"One, I don't care for anime. Two, It's just a movie and this challenge is stupid, and three, GET OFF OF MY CLOTHES!" Blossom listed before yelling the raccoon off of her and he was sent flying into Gorgonzola and the two fell to the floor.
"All right, all right. Y'all sit the behinds down. I about to start the next movie." Chef Johnson said as he took out the DVD and inserted another.
"You sure you can get through the next one without crying, Rigby?" Buttercup taunted.
"Oh please. None of you would know what's it's like to have a terrible movie tagged with your network." Rigby complained.
"Well Raccoon, I guess we do have the better network." Squidward mocked. The next movie revealed it's title "The Last Avatar" by M. Night Shyamalan. Just then the cameras zoomed on Squidward who had a calm face which quickly turns to anger.
"FU-"
-Commerical Break-
"Hello. I'm Adam from Ultimate Cartoon Island. We've been looking over the approval rating and we notice how much people are pulling for a certain character (Rigby) to get the ax next. But then our publicity team had an idea. We have opened up a poll on the loser who rarely updates us(FireKing Atlas's profile) profile asking who are you rooting for in. Maybe we'll let them win or maybe not, or they'll get a big advantage in a future challenge(whatever that will be) And now back to your regularly scheduled episode and/or swear.
-Commercial Break End-
-Ck" Squidward finished as he just realizes that neither Mr. Krabs or Spongebob was in the room leaving him, Rigby, Gorgonzola, Buttercup, and Blossom.
"Ok, Since They're are more of you than I thought I'm letting you all pick one thing from your belongings to bring in here." Adam said. After their picks, a few interns come in with Squidward's clarinet, Gorgonzola's match set, Blossom's books, Buttercup's game console, and Rigby's death kwon do pants.
"Hold on, why does he get those?" Blossom asks.
"Because thats what he asks." The intern answers him.
"Hey man, Can I get a 7 layered taco?" Rigby asks again.
"Um, sure." The intern obliges as he orders a taco for Rigby and eventually hands its to him as Rigby begins eats it.
"Why does he get all these stuff?" Blossom asks.
"Because, shut up." Chef Johnson said as he enters the room. "Now everyone sit your butts down for the next movie." He said as he puts in and it proves to be Super Mario Bros.
"Someone's gotta put a stop to these bad movies." Gorgonzola pleads covering his eyes. Just then a strong grumble was hear as everyone looks to the source of the noise and figure out it was coming from Rigby's stomach.
"Bet your regretting having that taco now?" Buttercup smirks as Rigby double over in pain.
"BATHROOM!" Rigby yells as he rushes over to the bathroom and closes the door. The second it everyone starts laughing hysterically, except for the intern who closed the door behind him. Meanwhile Adam and Chef Johnson were relaxing on lawn chairs.
"So, do you think we'll get renewed for a second season?" Adam asks. But before Chef Johnson could answer the intern from the mess hall appeared looking out of breath.
"Chef Johnson you got to hurry it's Rigby." He warns.
"What's that door raccoon doing now?" He asks. Before the intern could answer the sound of Rigby's voice is heard yelling "Death Kwon Dump!" and then a a large gastro sound is heardas well as yells of anger.
"What the-? Come on let's go see." Chef Johnson said to the intern as Adam pulls out his phone dials a number.
"Hey, It's me. we're probably going to need 2 tons of cleaning supplies." Adam orders as he hangs the phone and follows the two of them. Once the three of them reach the scene they saw the two powerpuffs, Squidward, and Gorgonzola all on the ground gasping for air as the mess hall had several condemned signs placed around it.
"What the hell happened?" Chef Johnson asked.
"Rigby happened. He became a walking stink bomb." Squidward explains before covering his mouth and went to barf.
"The last thing he yelled was "Death Kwon Dump" and then everything went dark." Blossom said before coughing again. just then the doors to the mess hall had open revealing a satisfied Rigby.
"Ah, Not only is my stomach back to normal, but I won the challenge too. This calls for a celebration, who's with me?" Rigby praise himself but was only rewarded with annoyed glares except from Chef Johnson with the most lethal glare in history. "What?" the raccoon asked which caused the chef to snapped.
"THAT'S IT! GET OVER HERE!" Chef Johnson roared as he began chasing the racoon around the island. the only sounds that could be heard were Chef's fists landing punches and Rigby's screams.
The cameras then flashed to the elimination ceremony as everyone but Rigby and Chef Johnson was there and Adam was holding a plate with 8 marshmallows.
"Ok, look. I gotta meet a deliver of a metric ton of cleaning supplies so we're getting this out of the way fast.
"Where's Rigby? Is he kicked off?" Spongebob asks with a smile.
"Please tell us he's kicked off." Blossom hopes.
"No." Adam answered as everyone groans. "But he is on what I will be calling dootie duty for the next week." Adam said as the cameras flashed to Rigby mopping up the bathroom. He eyes a open window and thinks to make a run but a throat clear from Chef Johnson stopped him in his tracks.
"Anyways let get this over with. Since Rigby technically won, he has invincibility once again. Also safe are spongebob, gorgonzola, and Ed." Adam said handing out the three marshmallows and and eating Rigby's leaving 4 marshmallows and 5 contestants.
"Krabs, Squid. You're also safe." Adam said giving the two their marshmallows now leaving only two.
"Blossom, you safe two." Adam said as Blossom gave out a sigh of relief as she picks up her marshmallow leaving Eddy and Buttercup staring down the last marshmallow.
"Buttercup, Eddy. this is the final marshmallow of the night and it is going to...
Buttercup" Adam said as he hands Buttercup catches it.
"Aw man. Guess I own Kevin a quater after all." Eddy said heading down to the boat of losers.
"One less person on the island. Who will be the next one to loses their dream? Find out next time on Ultimate...Cartoon...Island!" Adam said as the show closes.
Eliminated
26th - Mung Daal
25th - Jimmy
24th - Schnitzel
23rd - Buttercup
22nd - Patrick
21st - Mrs. Puff
20th - Johnny
19th - Double D
18th - Panini
17th - Chowder
16th - Bubbles
15th - Muscle Man
14th - Mojo Jojo
13th - Mordecai
12th - Timmy
11th - Kevin
10th - Danny
9th - Sandy
8th - Eddy