"quick ask siri!" insisted Gabriel, desperate to know who the Jonas brother they were firgetting was.
"yis good idea." answere Crowl "Hey siri whos the third jonas brothre"
"it's nick" Siri say.
"NO HES THE FIRST?" Crolwe scread at the phone. "SIRI WER TALKKING ABOUT THE OTHER ONE"
"its Joe you idito!" Siri spoke evilly.
"nonono sirti I mean the other other one… not jo,e, not nikc, but…?... OH AND DONT CALL ME AN IDIOT YOU ROTTEN MACHINE"
"The answer oyure looking for is…." siri began before shutting down.
"No wait… siri ples come back im sorry, your not a rotten machine," Crowley sobbed, "ily pleas Siri, answer me. ANSWER MeEEEE"
"Dude relxa I'll just google it" said Gabriel.
"Oh ok"
But he couldnt goole it… THE WIFI WAS OUT
"OMG THIS IS A FLIPPIN CATRASTROPHYYYyyyyy"
later-
sam walks in the room to find Gabe and Crowley hysterically whimpering on the carpet
"um... dudeS? why are you doig this?"
"Sam thank goodness your here!" Crowley jumped up and wiped his tears.
"Well…." replied Sma, " This is my house, so…."
"Aanyway" talk Gabrille "your wifis out we need your magical wifi powres!"
"omg NO losers, just buy a data pla"n Sam refused
"but why" Crol and Gab ask in unisoon.
"Becasue its lame that you only get internet by vistiing my hous all day or camping out in a starbucks. You may not realzie it, but you have been here for three days fangriling over the jonas brother and ive had enough! I had to cut the routers signal so you gusy would movw from my couch so i can watch gossip girl. omg you guys are freakin hobos."
"rood"
"befroe you kick us out can ypou at least tell us the name of the third jonas brither?" request Garblie "There's Nick, Joe, and…..?"
"Oh thats easy it's….." sam began, and the bffs leaned in in anticipation "get a life you absolute gullible buffoons." he scoffed.
"Hmm no i dont think that was his name." said Gabriel
"Get out of my house losers" sam speak
"OMG SAM YOU SO RUDE"
Come on Gabrl, let's just ask somebody els."
okie
"Hey look its that prophit"
"Oh yea HEY KEVIN OVER HJERE"
"Excus me your supposed to use my full title. Kevin Train, advanced placemat." corrected Kevn
"Yeh yeha whatever kid anyway we need your help." Gabriel said.
"With what" queries Keivn.
"Because we need to know the jonas bbrothers name! Theres joe, nick and?..." Crowley asked
"hmm," say Kevni, "it's on the tip of my tongue…."
"OMG! KEVIN!" yelled gabriel...
"YU CANT JUST HESITAT/E LIKE THAT"
"Sorry dudes, i cant rember heis name." kevbn shrugged
"Wow kevin youre useless as usual"
"Sigh i get that alot" Kevin walked off, hanging his head in shame.
"I guess we'll never know" weeped Crowley
"Oh wll let's go back home" say gabriel.
So they telport back to the winchester house, since they basiclly claimed it as their own home, despite the fact that they were widely unwelcomed.
"Hey guys why so blue?" ask dean.
"We still cant remeber the third jonasbro whined Gabril
"Oh you losers are seriosuly still talking about them?"\
"So do yu know his name, /de?n"
"Ppfftt Idk who cares it's probably Hugo" reply he.
Suddenly They realize "DEAN YOUR RIGTH IT IS HUGO OMG HOW COLD WE BE SO STUPID"
In victory, crow-crow and garbiel leave to illegally teleport into hugo jonas' hollywood home to get his autograph.
"Thank goodness they're gon" dean cheered. Until…
"HEY PALS WE BACK" cas called, barging in through the front dooor.
"Oh crap its clarissa and CAstiell again" sobbed sam.
"We live here now remember?" said Clarisa
"Ugh i hate you" grimaced Dean.
"Yeah i know anyway can we hunt zombies?"
"Omg no clarisa I already said i hate youa nd i never want to hunt zombeis with you ever ever ever agan." yelled desan!
"Wow rood dont talk to my wife like that" Castiel scoffed.
"Not my fault you married her" Dean scoffed even harder.