Clarissa, Ed and Harry were in their special zombie-hunting headquarters…. AKA ed and Harrys ghostfacers RV.
They were going over zombie slaying techniques and HArry noticed Clarissa had taken her wedding ring off.
"Why aren't you wearing your ring?"
"I dumped castiel, he was treating me TERRIBLY'
"Oh I'm sorry"
"Don't pity me just because I'm a girl"
"I'm not, I'm pitying you because I pity you"
"I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY"
"I'm sorry" whispered Harry.
...
"So… Clarissa…. now that you're divorecd, wil you date me?" ed blushed
"Um… ew yo'ure disgustng no heckin way"
"Pleeeeeeaaasssseeeee" im begging you" said Ed
" ugh fine." Clarisa sighed. ("Actually hes kinda cute but don't tell him I said that" clarissa thought to herself)
"Yis!" cheered he.
"but! First you have to acknowledge that I'm too good for ypu" Clariss added
"lol oh trust me, I know that."
"Then fine i'll date you"
"YIS HARR, CLARSIA IS DATING ME"
"Ugh omg Ed why are you always the lucky one. I have never ever dated anyone everrrr"
"Shut up Harry nobody pities you."
"siiigggghhhhh"
"Anywa Clarisa lets go on a date"
"k"
So they did
...
"oh no" sobs Hary "they left me on my own, now I ave no friends ugh this sucks"
he decided leaving his RV and getting some fresh air would be a good idea.
He swiftly killed a zombie, but he didn't feel the same joy he normally felt when killing zombies with his BFF Ed. Because now he was not WITH his bff Ed. He was alone.
all.
all.
ALONE
"omg Ed how could you leave me like this you know i have a fear of being alone. if 2 bandits show up at our rv on Christmas eve I don't have any way to prank or booby trap them, ples Ed come ba-ha-haaaacccckkk"
"hary whut the heck are you complining about this time"
"Loneliness"
"ugh Harry you are a crybaby and a coward"
"You're my bff you shouldnt say stuff like that ed ugh how rude."
"No you moron, I insult you BECAUSE i'm your bff, its what real friends do. They tel the truth."
"Oh ok anyway why are you back from your date so soon"
" I forgot my jacket. found it. Now im leaing for real"
":( no ed"