Sam saw Jo the next day
"Oh hey sam"
"Heyjo"
"Nice knife"
"Thanks"
"No wait sma"
"Sorry jo but is for the greater good"
"No. wait. Ples dont stab mep"
"Too late" he stabbed her stabbily
"Noooooo" she died
"yis now dena will have to spend time with me" sam laughed, but also feeling an ounce of remorse for his actions since this would be Jo's 2nd death after she blew up in the roadhouse the first time. She was resurescted somehow, and she can problalay come back again, but thats not important. whats important is now dean DEFNITELY wouldnt ignore Sam anymore!
"oh btw sam i lied" say castiel
"what. What do you mean Castil?e"
"i mean…. I. Am. LUCIFE.
"Oh. dangit"
"Lol =dont feel bad Sam, I'm a freakin good liar and I dont make anything obvious."
Castielucifer pulled a yoyo out of his pocket and threw it at Sam.
"What was that for?" ask sam
"It was supposed to kill you" say lucife
"It was a yoyo"
"Ye. aMAGIC VOODOO yoyo"
"Oh."
And then the voodoo from the yooy killed Sam.
"Yis I did it!" cheer luficer
Meanwhile sams'; death:
"Ugh Sam you die soooo many times" complained the grim reaper "this is like the 9th time this week"
"Sorry" shrugs Sam
"seriously a YOYO? You've died like every possible way now what the heck you are sooo reckless"
"Ye I know anyway send me back"
"Ugh fine but this is the last time"
"That's what you said the last 68 times I died, and we all know THAT wasn't true LOOOL"
Then Sam came back,
and then Sam went back home.
"Hey dean im back from the dead again"
"Sam omg i thought i lost you!1!11!"
"Dude its not that big a deal, we die all the time:"
"Oh yeah i frogot. Anyway have you seen Jo?"
"Uhhh … yeaaaahhhh... about that…"
"Sam... what the hek did you do"
"I… I.. killed her?"
"OMG SAM HOW COULD YOU KILL MY GIRLFRIERND"
"beCAUSE deab you never spend time with MEEEEeeee"
"Oh ok you're forgiven."
"Thanx bro"
Then, Jo came back
but she didn't want to date dean anymore
two weeks later: Jo decided she would date… ADAM.
Dean and Sma were at a restaurant when the saw Jo and Adam on a date.
"lol look who it is dean"
"Wait Adam is out of hel? When did that happen"
"idk Dean, people come back all the time ive learned to accept it."
"ok Cool. I'm mad he stole my grilfrend but i guess that's what we get for leaving him in hell for all those years"
"Yeh"
By himself, watching netflix, Gabriel weeped and weeped, nobody would EVER love him, EVER, "ugh why does this always happen." he cried "I always get REJECTED :(((("
Anyway back to the main protagonists love life:
"I need a new girlfriend." said Dean "How about… BELA."
"ooh yes she's hot, you should TOTALLY date her big bro."
"yeet"
"Wait isnt she in hell too"
"Yea but if adam came back she probably did too"
"Oh youre right!"
They forgot that Lucifer was still on the loose but who cares, it's time for love.
8 days later Dean happened to run into bela romantically in the grocery store.
"Hey bella when did you get back"
"Dont say my name like that, its only spelled with one L "
"Oh ok. hey bela when did you get back"
"Idk, I was in hell"
"Ok. Anyway will you date me"
"Sure" she said britishly