I picked up Hannah after I got out of court, (I did my portion but the case was given a continuance due to some surprise information), and drove home to check on my sick fiancé.
"Jake, Charles are you here? Why does it smell like a dead rat in here?"
"Amy, help." It was Jake it was coming from the bathroom.
"Jake, are you hurt what's going on? Wheres Charles?"
"He started to get sick so I sent him home. Can you please come here."
"Hold on let me put Hannah down."
"Hurry Please I have been stuck here for hours."
I took off Hannahs coat and she toddled off to play with her toys.
"Jake I am outside and coming in."
"Thank god."
I was honestly expecting the worst. He slipped and fell in the shower or he just got dizzy and fell. No what did I walk into? Jake sitting on the toilet.
"Finally your home. Can you please get me some toilet paper? My phone died and I have been reading all of the bottles."
I grabbed a roll out of the hall closet and handed it to him.
"Really I thought you fell and here you are on the toilet because you couldn't get to the toilet paper. You were the only one here why did you not get up and get it yourself?"
"Because I didn't know when you were going to be home and I did not want the world to see everything." "How long have you been in here?"
"Since Charles left two hours ago."
"Really? Jake, you're ridiculous. Also what happened to Charles?"
"He caught what I had. Either that or his stew gave him food poising."
"That is not a big surprise."
We both walked out of the bathroom.
"You also seem to be feeling better."
"Well Charles started serving out his stew, which is the nasty smell and I puked a few more times and started feeling better and just as I barfed for the last time he started and I sent him home."
"Well since you are feeling better Hannah has a nice stinky diaper with your name on it."