Jeanette nervously entered the BPRD following agents. She hadn't had time to change out of her dance clothes and were still wearing them as she was led to two huge golden doors. The doors were pushed open and she saw all of the creatures inside. One stood out as a princely type with his confident and commanding nature. He was pale skinned and had scars over his face. He had light hair that ended in blonde.
"You must be Jeanette. Why are you wearing such ridiculous clothing?" The assumed prince asked.
"Forgive my brother. He does not like doing this. I am Princess Nuala and it is an honor to meet you." Someone who looked like his twin said.
"Well you know my name. What else do you know?" Jeanette asked.
"That you are an animal-loving dance instructor." A blue fish-like creature said.
"Yeah. I didn't have time to change, so that's why I'm dressed like this." Jeanette told them.
"Flexibility is good for learning how to fight and defend one's self. Which you may have to do if you become queen." The creature said.
"Oh, I won't mind that." Jeanette said.
"Your life in constant peril? You do not mind?" Nuada asked, determined to find a weakness.
"Not really. I'll have people protecting me all of the time, won't I?" Jeanette asked.
"Elven guards. Some who will not like our marriage, like myself, and will try to kill you whenever they have the chance." Nuada told her.
Jeanette paused. "But that's treason, right?"
"Only if they get caught." Nuada smiled evilly.
Jeanette's eyes widen.
"Not as easy as you thought it would be, is it human?" Nuada said, the smile still on his face.
"Who are the other candidates?" Jeanette changed the subject.
"No one you would know." Nuada said.
"Brother! Stop being rude to them! Or else you will not have a vote on who becomes your bride!" Nuala said.
"Everyone seems to have a vote but me." Nuada pointed out.
"Only because you will choose none." Nuala said.
There was a silence and Jeanette shifted on her feet.
"Well I should probably get home." She said and rushed to leave.
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"Who will you choose, brother?" Nuala asked. They were all in one of the conference rooms, standing around a table with the three girls pictures on it.
"She had a nice ass." Hellboy said and pointed to the picture of Lily. Liz smacked him.
"And she's flexible and you know what that means." Hellboy said about Jeanette, nudging Nuada. Liz smacked him again.
"They both play tennis." Abe said suddenly, intrigued. He was looking at the three girls' files. Everyone looked at him. "Jeanette and Lily. How odd. All three of them also attended the same middle school."
"The public won't like that. The top three all in the same area? They'll think it was on purpose." Manning said.
"We will just tell them that it was not. It was completely random." Dr. Krauss said.
"Let's just vote on the girls." Hellboy said. "Who wants Nice Ass?" Liz slapped him as he raised his hand.
"Do you know who you will choose, brother?" Nuala asked Nuada.
He stared at the pictures and told her, "No."
"We can have them all come at the same time and compare them. Pros and cons." Abe suggested.
"Brilliant plan Agent Sapien! We will have them come tomorrow!" Dr. Krauss said.
"Tomorrow? That sounds kinda soon. Can't we push it back?" Manning suggested.
"Why? What do you have planned?" Hellboy questioned.
"Nothing. Just a . . . just a conference on the status of the contest." Manning said the last part low.
"What?" Both Nuada and Nuala yelled.
"You cannot tell those humans royal Elven business!" Nuada shouted.
"All of the fae will be angry they were not told also!" Nuala said.
"It's already been scheduled." Manning said.
"Well cancel it!" Almost everyone yelled.