Disclaimer: Don't hurt me I don't own Naruto
It was hot, sweltering day in the village of Konoha. It was in the middle of summer, and to add to that, I wanted it to, and as the writer, I get control the weather.
A certain blonde was snoozing in his comfy little bed, dreaming of becoming Hokage and having an infinite supply of ramen, and blah blah blah typical Naruto stuff. He woke up suddenly woke af and started breathing heavily. Very, very heavily. I'm too lazy to tihnk of an explanation, shut up and deal with it.
His eyes started glowing uber brightly, even brighter than (insert really bright thing). Suddenly the balls in his sockets fell out and grew legs, running away at the speed of light. He was horrified, and really excited too!
"Yeah! None of the Hokages had eyes, so this is the Goggle God's way of telling me that I should rub off the giant ink thingy on my stomach whenever I use Catra!" He screamed, causing everyone in a (insert really big number) mile radius to tear off their ears and shove them in a shoe.
9 hours later...
"Oh yeah yeah! I've got it all done!" He screamed, causing his neighbors to.. I dunno, I need to keep this rated-T use your own imagination.
He smudged off the last bit of ink.
He released the all-mighty fuzzball of doom and stuff.
*cue last chapter's ending.