A/n: I just realized that this website does not let me use the greater/less than symbol. There is a point near the bottom that will be blanck, it is meant to have the Kismesis symbol.
A pair of young Trolls stand in their respiteblock. Both of the Trolls are equally the age of seven Solar Sweeps. Today, the thrid bilunar perigree of the firsst dim season, happens to be the wriggling day one of the humans, meaning that they can now play their early access versions of SBURB. But first, what are these Trolls names?
== Enter name...s
Your names are Ridams and Yttrim Grupka. You are both holders of the mutated Sky-blood color, although Ridams shows it more by dyeing his hair. Although, to be honest, he only does that to piss of Saylen. You both have a collection of interests, all of which are seen throughou- Okay, wait. Can we just, like, not do this? I mean, I'm just the Narrator, but this has kind of out lived it's welcome. It's literally the exact same thing each time someone is introduced. You put in their name, you get a big list of their interests, and get a little bit of story telling with an abundance of dialogue. I'm sorry, but I don't want to read this anymore. Let's have them show their interests like they do in a normal book, and carry on. God, I don't get paid enough for this.
== Ridams and Yttrim: Arm yourselves
You walk over to your closet and open it. On the left is all of Ridams clothing which comprises of the same black shirt and blue sleeveless jacket, and on the right is Yttrims, which has all the exact same grey tank top. On each side you hung up your respective weapons; a large, spiked shield and an over sized sword. You both equip them and close the closet. Although, in Yttrim's opinion, Ridams should have stayed in there. Meanwhile, Ridams thought he should tear all of Yttrim's clothes to peices. Just because. Why the hell not?
== Ridams and Yttrim: Pick up you game copies
You step to your cluttered table and pick both copies of the game. The discs are then put into your D-20 Modus, and is set on side seventeen. This sets five of your sides full.
== Ridams and Yttrim: Examine contents
You open your D-20 Modus and examine the cards. Inside you have one book of Grimdark literature, four superheroes comic books, at least eighty chocolate-caramels with a sticky note with 'Yttrim' written on it, two portable video game devices, and the two copies of the game. See? Was that too hard for them to show their interests not introduce via long-ass list? Patience, people. Goddamn!
== Ridams: Pointlessly insult Yttrim
Ridams: yttttriim
Yttrim: Yo?
Ridams: go fuck yoursellf
== Yttrim: Pretend to be oblivious to this
You simply roll you eyes at this comment, deciding it best not to engage this idiotic conversation. He does this shit all the time, so ignoring it has turned into second nature for you. He claims it's because he's the 'dominant' twin, even though you know it's for much more embarrassing reasons. Apparent he thinks being a total nookwad to everyone is a good way of compensation, even though it just makes it more obvious. He's not the smartest.
== Ridams and Yttrim: Check on your Lusus
Finally, someone decides to check on their guardian for non-selfish reasons. You both exit your respiteblock and enter the main hallway of your hive. You walk down the overly long hall and go into the Troll equivalent of the living room to see your Lusus nowhere to be found. You look out the window to see her returning back from a late hunting expedition. You move to the door and open it, allowing the large, white beast to enter with no problems. You Lusus drops the bleeding green corpse of the two-mouthed feline game onto the floor and looks behind itself and over at you two. It's lion-esque head let's out a quiet roar while it's goat head baaa's loudly at you. Your Chimerama turns around, swinging the snake-headed tail over you. All three faces appear to be happy very happy and pounce on the two of you. You both laugh at this and hug the large creature.
== Yttrim: Offer to play with Chimerama
You look on the ground and pick up a rather large bone. You raise it up and move it side-to-side, catching the attention of your Lusus.
Yttrim: You wan- i-? You wan- i-?
Chimerama: ROOOOARRRR!
Yttrim: Goooo FE-CH!
You throw the large bone down the hallway. Thank Gog you made it big enough for your Lusus to run down freely. Chimerama picks up the bone and turns back to you before charging. She stops in front of you and drops the bone, now covered in a sky-blue colored saliva. You're smart enough not to touch it, learning from many, many burns you've received from the acidic spit. You still have a few on your hands.
Yttrim: Good mama!
Yttrim: Wanna pe-?
The lion head lets out a purring sound before laying down and rolling over. You reach over and start scratching it's white underbelly. Your Lusus starts to purr louder and begins kicking it's hind legs into the air. After a few minutes, you stop petting and she calms down. You Lusus begins to snore, showing it has gotten tuckered out and was tired from her hunt.
== Ridams: Get tired of these affectionate shenanigans
You look at your annoying double and back at the Lusus. There is far too much, ugh, love going on right now. A random tackle-hug is fine, but overly long petting is annoying. You do your job as the alpha Troll and start walking yourselves away. Yttrim takes a second to follow you, but soon matches your speed allow you to walk normally back to your room. Before you go into the hallway you stop and look at the wild game your Lusus has killed. You honestly feel a little bad for any poor Troll stuck with this Lusus as a guardian. A two-mouth cat. Whoever was raised by one of these must suck. They's probably be an annoying little shit. Woah... Strangely, just as you think this you feel a number of strangers suddenly dislike you a little. Almost as if you insulted their favorite character of something. Or maybe you're just going crazy. Yeah, it's that.
== Ridams and Yttrim: Return to your respiteblock
You both wander back into your lovely little room to find something to do. You say little because it is just that, extremely more so since your only table is covered with the board from your recent Dungeons and Dragons session, which you will finish. Defiantly. Eventually. Meh... you'll get around to it. You look over at the desk which holds both of your husktops. You consider the possibility that one would be easier to use, but you both agreed otherwise. You each have some... special contents you don't want each other to see. You both know what it is, but you have enough decency to wait until the other is asleep. Speaking of your husktops, someone's contacting the two of you. Oh, it's Vlad. What a pleasant surprise. He doesn't usually talk to the two of you. *Sigh* Seriously? We can't do one chapter without this? What do you mean transitions to the next character? We can't do that without this stupid chat bullshit? Ugh... fine.
== Ridams and Yttrim: Answer Vlad
reanimatedRenaissance [RR] has begun pestering intimadatingPrimary [IP] and hospitbleSecondary [HS}
RR: Ridams! YttRim!
RR: How aRe my favoRite and least favoRite twins doing today?
IP: cutt tthe crap human
IP: whatt do you wantt
HS: Hello Vladamir!
RR: Well, it's good to see at least one of you is being kind today.
RR: I just wish to inquiRe when we shall be initiating the game?
IP: ttallk tto tthatt otther human or sayllen
IP: ttheyre tthe ones iin charge ii guess
HS: According -o Saylen, we should be s-ar-ing la-er -onigh-.
HS: Or day, considering wherever you are.
RR: It is cuRRently night, yes.
RR: You know I can only be active duRing the daRkest of times.
IP: yeah yeah sure
IP: we arentt wriggllers you know
IP: we know raiinbow driinkers dontt existt
HS: Bu- you forge-, Ridams. Vlad's no- a -roll.
RR: That is coRRect.
HS: Human.
RR: The Rules aRe diffeRent heRe.
RR: You know, you've both seen my bites.
He is right. Vlad has shown himself to you many time thanks to the cameras and viewports. A blond human wearing a lightning bolt necklace with two small, red bite marks on his neck, directly on top of the jugular.
IP: yttttriim shutt your diabettic ass up
HP: I can'- be diabe-ic, re-ard!
HS: If I was, you'd be -oo!
IP: ok shutt up eiitther
IP: butt yeah ii have seen you human
IP: ii was ttryiing tto fforgett aboutt iitt
IP: such a tterriiblle siightt mustt have giiven me some tteriible ttrauma ii was ttryiing tto forgett
RR: Haha, witty as always, aren't you Ridams?
RR: Always one to tRy and Ruin my fun with petty insults.
IP: wellll ii wasntt ttryiing anytthiing
IP: you are lliitteralllly appalllling tto me
RR: And you aRen't exactly a beauty king youRself, MisteR UndeRbite.
IP: you diidntt
RR: Oh, but I did!
RR: And much betteR than you pRobably could.
IP: ii swear iif we ever meett iim gonna smack tthe shiitt outt off you
HS: Haha!
HS: ️
IP: WHATT
IP: TTHE
IP: FUCK
RR: What?
RR: I've noticed you use that emote befoRe.
RR: What does it stand foR?
IP: NONE OF YOUR FUCKIING BUSIINESS TTHATTS WHATT
HS: Ridams and Vladamir, figh-ing under -he -ree,
HS: H-A-T-E-I-N-G!
HS: Hahahah!
IP: yttttriim ii swear tto gog ii wiillll fuckiing murder you
RR: Hmm, I appeaR to in the midst of something I do not undeRstand.
RR: And neitheR of you wish to answeR me.
RR: I'm afRaid I must away foR now.
RR: Ta-ta fRiends.
RR: Also, I will find out what that symbol stands foR.
HS: See ya, Vladamir!
IP: youd betttter nott figure outt whatt tthatt means
reanimatedReniassance [RR] has ceased pestering intimidatingPrimary [IP] and hospitibleSecondary [HS]
== Ridams: Confront your twin
You look over at Yttrim, filled with anger at the assumption she has made. She simply looks back and smiles like an idiot, laughing at you.
Ridams: whatt tthe hellll iis so funny
Yttrim: You go- so mad!
Ridams: and why shoulldntt ii have
Yttrim: Oh my Gog, your face is comple-ely sky!
Ridams: he betttter nott figure outt whatt tthatt means
Yttrim: Oh, hey, Ridams.
Yttrim: Ridams, look a- me.
Ridams: ugh whatt
Yttrim: H-A-T-E-I-N-G!
Ridams: fuck you
A/n: For those of you wondering, they are conjoined at the bottom of the rib cage downwards, with a third leg right in the middle.