== Be Jazz

You are sitting at your desk, currently hit with a strange wave of guilt and a little self-hatred. Vlad just assaulted you with a large amount of truth. Why does your friends not being humans change anything? Why does Vlad being a Vampire have to make him violent? Sure, you were brought up in the church, where Vampires are kind of taboo, but that shouldn't alter your looks of him. Should it? Either way, you feel kinda bad now. Are you a bad person? Maybe you should talk to someone to get a second thought. But who is there? You can't talk to Vlad right now, that would just be kinda... awkward. Can't do the twins because Ridams is a prick and Yttrim never really talks. No on Saylen, she's probably busy. Mistuo? No, he won't answer. He's probably binge watching horror movies. Cavdit? Oh... God no. Why did you even think him? Fuck, that was stupid. There is always Firyut. She can never hate anyone. Or, if she can, she's never showed it before. Well, you guess it's something.

== Jazz: Pester Firyut

trainingInformant [TI] has begun pestering rodentalAstoundant [RA]

TI: hey, Firyut?

TI: you there?

RA: yea#

RA: #i jazz!

TI: hey, can i talk to you for a minute?

RA: sure!

RA: w#ats up?

TI: well

TI: would you consider me a bad person?

RA: bad person?

RA: w#y would you think t#at?

RA: i t#ink youre pretty good!

TI: well

TI: it's just

TI: i kinda had a weird conversation with Vlad

RA: #ow was it weird?

TI: i kinda just figured out that you guys were serious

TI: you know

TI: about being aliens

TI: and i kinda

RA: freaked out?

TI: yeah...

TI: Say went a little over board talking about what your people do.

RA: o# you mean t#e condesce?

TI: is that what she's called?

RA: yep!

RA: s#e is our fis# bitc# leader!

TI: wait.

TI: 'fish' bitch leader?

RA: yea# s#es a seadweller

RA: like saylen!

RA: except worse

TI: so... seadwellers are bad?

RA: w#at?

RA: no!

RA: i mean some are

RA: but not saylen!

RA: s#es t#e nicest seadweller youll ever meet!

RA: we go fis#in6 sometimes!

RA: me #er and mistuo #ave movie ni6#ts!

TI: ok, i get it.

RA: s#e even learned sign lan6ua6e after my accident!

RA: saylen is a true friend!

TI: accident?

TI: did something happen?

RA: yea#

RA: i was #elpin6 t#at guy wit# a little invention

RA: and t#en KAPLOOIE!

RA: a #UGE explosion #appened!

RA: and now i cant #ear

RA: saylen beat t#e s#it out of #im

TI: oh my god.

TI: i'm so sorry to hear that.

RA: its fine

RA: it didnt really c#ange t#at muc#

RA: i just need to pay more attention w#en people sign to me

RA: but its soooo #ard!

TI: really?

TI: oh, that's right.

TI: you're... what is it now?

TI: ADD or ADHD?

RA: ad#d

TI: right.

TI: wait.

TI: holy crap we got way off track.

RA: #u#?

TI: i was talking about me being a terrible person for being scared of you guys!

TI: because i found out you guys are a dangerous species of homicidal aliens!

TI: and now i think i made Say think i don't like her!

RA: woa#

RA: w#at?

RA: w#at did you say?

TI: well, i didn't really say anything.

TI: i kinda just...

TI: lied and left out of nowhere.

RA: really?

RA: t#ats it?

TI: that's it?

TI: of course that was it!

TI: i never do that!

RA: if t#ats really your problem w#y are 6oin6 crazy over it?

RA: just explain yourself to #er and

RA: boom

RA: everyt#in6s 6ood

RA: at least i t#ink it would

TI: do you really think it would be that easy?

RA: say will understand!

RA: believe me ive done worse

RA: and not#in6 really p#ases #er anyway

TI: hmm.

TI: maybe you're right.

RA: =*u*=

TI: i think i will talk to her.

TI: in a bit though.

TI: i gotta read this game info thingy.

RA: o# you got your game?

TI; yeah, today.

RA: yay!

RA: i 6otta tell everyone!

RA: bye!

rodentalAstoundant [RA] has ceased trolling trainingInformant [TI]

TI: uh...

TI: bye.

Maybe she's got a point. You just overreacted a little bit. Saylen just answered your question after all. It's not like she said that every single Troll is like that. Why would you even think that? All the Trolls you know are actually really nice! Well, aside from Ridams and, ugh, him. You should probably explain yourself to Saylen, make sure there's nothing weird between you two.

== Jazz: Explain yourself to Saylen

As soon as you hover over Saylen's handle, you're Made aware of another Troll trying to contacting you. Oh, Mistuo! That's different of him. What could he want?

introvertedWordsmith [IWS] has begun trolling trainingInformant [TI]

IWS: Hey.

TI: Mistuo!

TI: what a pleasant surprise!

TI: what's up?

IWS: Trying t-o- find Fir.

IWS: Y-o-v see her -o-n?

IWS: It's been a bit and I'm kinda starting t-o- w-o-rry.

TI: aww.

IWS: N-o-t like that, dingvs.

IWS: We're M-o-irails.

IWS: Kinda have t-o- care ab-o-vt each -o-ther.

IWS: N-o-t that I'm c-o-mplaining.

IWS: Yut's awes-o-me.

TI: oh

TI: well i was actually just talking to her.

TI: she said she was going to talk to everyone about the game.

IWS: -O-h, did y-o-v get y-o-vr c-o-py?

TI: yeah, i did!

IWS: Nice.

IWS: Well, if she's -o-k then.

IWS: Did she seem alright?

TI: yeah, she was fine from what all i could tell.

TI: just talked about me fucking up a little.

IWS: What happened?

TI: oh, i kinda panicked a little when i found out that you, Saylen, and basically all of you guys are aliens.

IWS: Y-o-v panicked -o-ver that?

TI: well,

TI: i think it was just the suddenness of it all.

TI: also in my life from watching movies i've learned to not trust aliens.

TI: and i kinda got scared of y'all.

TI: now i feel terrible.

IWS: Scared -o-f vs?

IWS: Jazz, the -o-nly -o-f vs t-o- be scared -o-f is Dit, if even him.

IWS: Als-o-, we are y-o-vr friends.

IWS: There is n-o- need t-o- fear any-o-ne.

TI: really?

TI: i mean,

TI: it's still strange.

IWS: Well, that makes sense, I svpp-o-se.

IWS: It's very different fr-o-m what y-o-v've kn-o-wn.

TI: exactly!

IWS: We are still the same Tr-o-lls y-o-v knew bef-o-re.

IWS: I said it bef-o-re and I'll say it again.

IWS: N-o-thing t-o- fear.

IWS: F-o-r -o-ne that finds fear in their friends,

IWS: Shall s-o-o-n find their friendships ends.

TI: yay!

TI: poetry!

IWS: Like that -o-ne?

IWS: I've been w-o-rking -o-n it f-o-r a bit.

IWS: Kinda waiting f-o-r the right time.

IWS: Alth-o-vgh, typing it -o-vt l-o-vd,

IWS: It kinda s-o-vnded stvpid.

IT: it was nice.

IT: got me to think a little.

IWS: Nice.

IT: well, i think i should go

IT: i dunno

IT: think a little more or something.

IWS: Hey, I actvally need t-o- ask -o-ne m-o-re thing.

TI: yes?

IWS: W-o-vld y-o-v prefer a Daymare -o-n Elm Street marath-o-n,

IWS: -O-r a Jass-o-n V-o-rhys marath-o-n?

TI: oh.

TI: uh...

TI: if those names are anything i think they are

TI: daymare on elm street.

IWS: Thanks. ^v^

IWS: Adi-o-s.

TI: laterz.

introvertedWordsmith [IWS] has ceased trolling trainingInformant [TI]

What is with aliens and wierd names? Jasson Vorhys? Daymare on Elm Street? That's just plain dumb right there.