== Firyut: Get your tail
You hop out of your recouprecoon, still covered in the slime, and walk over to your desk. While you were out, Mousemom brought your tail to you. How nice of her! You pick up your tail and attach it to the small hook on your jeans. Now you feel like a rodent! All mousy and stuff. You're so cute!
Firyut: yea# ok i get it
Firyut: mice are cute
Firyut: arent we suppose to be doin6 somethin6 #ere?
Oh God, I forgot about this. One week and I'm off my game... Ok, you're right. Let me get on that then.
Firyut: t#anks!
== Firyut: Respond to Saylen
You open your husktop top Trollian and answer the seadweller, aside from the Sapphire-blood that's been trying to get to you both in real life and in your dream. You know, the Sapphire-blood that can get us out of this introduction phase and into the action. The one that's not as bad as everyone lets on to be. The one super easy to talk to for a good, maybe, five minutes. Yeah, you ignore him and respond to Saylen.
timelessOceanographer [TO] has begun trolling rodentialAstoundant [RA]
TO: heeey, firyut!
RA: #eya saylen!
RA: w#ats up 6irl?
TO: just checking in t(o) see if y(o)ur a[right.
RA: #u#?
RA: yea# im fine
RA: w#y?
TO: (o)[d cav-dick was [(o)(o)king f(o)r ya.
TO: s(o)mething ab(o)ut the game.
TO: refused t(o) ta[k t(o) me ab(o)ut it.
RA: o# my gog im so sorry!
RA: i didnt want #im to talk to any of yall!
RA: i was takin6 a nap
TO: a nap?
TO: right n(o)w, seri(o)us[y?
RA: yea#
RA: problem?
TO: were ab(o)ut t(o) p[ay the BIGGEST game (o)f the entirety (o)f ever!
RA: right
TO: and we're a[[ extreme[y exited!
RA: right
TO: h(o)w c(o)u[d y(o)u p(o)ssib[y s[eep?
RA: i dunno
RA: but were 6onna destroy everyt#in6 w#en we do
RA: so mi6ht as well nap now
TO: say what n(o)w?
RA: some guy in my dream
RA: told me playin6 t#is is 6onna destroy t#e universe
RA: or somet#in6 like t#at
TO: ...
TO: (o)k, first thing t(o)m(o)rr(o)w i'm getting mitsu(o) t(o) make y(o)u s(o)me kind (o)f medicati(o)n.
RA: aww
RA: =*n*=
TO: we[[ that's what happens when y(o)u te[[ pe(o)p[e stuff [ike this.
RA: but im serious!
RA: #e gave me a book t#at said our 6ame will kill everyt#in6
TO: aaand d(o) y(o)u have this b(o)(o)k n(o)w?
RA: no...
RA: it was a dream book
TO: dream b(o)(o)k?
RA: dream book
TO: s(o)unds [ike a bad r(o)mc(o)m m(o)vie.
RA: eww!
RA: romcoms are so stupid!
TO: i kn(o)w, right?
RA: i mean w#o woud even waste t#eir time wit# t#ose?
TO: i dunn(o)...
TO: sh(o)rt, [(o)ne[y pe(o)p[e with anger pr(o)b[ems.
RA: probably lowblooded too
TO: [(o)(o)k, i d(o)n't think we can destr(o)y the universe with a game.
TO: i d(o)n't even think we c(o)u[d destr(o)y it with(o)ut the game.
TO: we are very bad at things [ike this.
TO: [itera[[y (o)n[y tw(o) (o)f us are any actua[ danger t(o) anything.
TO: and cavdit's (o)n[y rea[[y a pr(o)b[em when he's
TO: y'kn(o)w.
RA: well
RA: not true
RA: i can 6o crazy sometimes
TO: y(o)ur a[ways crazy, firyut.
RA: i know it
RA: but im serious #ere!
TO: ugh...
TO: (o)k, h(o)w ab(o)ut this.
TO: we p[ay
TO: and if we destr(o)y the universe, i have t(o)
TO: uh...
RA: KISS CAVDIT!
TO: fuck.
TO: n(o).
TO: i wi[[ d(o) a [(o)t (o)f things, but i wi[[ never get my [ips anywhere near that b[ue-b[(o)(o)ded jackass.
RA: aww
RA: t#at would #ve been so funny!
TO: n(o).
TO: it w(o)u[d n(o)t.
TO: i wou[d [itera[[y bite his face (o)ff.
RA: ok
RA: #ow about you...
RA: a## i know!
TO: d(o)es it sti[[ have s(o)mething t(o) d(o) with kissing s(o)me(o)ne?
RA: ...
RA: i swear youll actually like it
TO: d(o)ubt it.
RA: you 6otta kiss jazz!
TO: ...
TO: we aren't even (o)n the same p[anet.
TO: but fine.
TO: if the universe is destr(o)yed by us
TO: i wi[[ kiss Jazz.
TO: wait...
TO: WHY D(O) Y(O)U THINK I W(O)U[D [IKE THAT?
RA: oops
RA: 6otta 6o!
TO: FIRYUT!
rodetialAstoundant [RA] has ceased trolling timelessOceanographer [TO]
Good thing you've got out of there when you did. That was not going to end the best for you.
Firyut: dan6 ri6ht!
Firyut: shoulda seen t#e first time i said t#at
I will make you talk to Cavdit. Don't think I won't. You can try all you want, but it needs to happen and you're annoying me.
Firyut: ok point taken
Good, now, if you don't mind, I have a script to follow and you're making me lose my place.
Firyut: sorry
It's alright. Now, *Ahem* You look over and see that, even though Cavdit stopped contacting you, he did leave you a few messages. Maybe you should read them?
Firyut: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu6h!
Firyut: ok fine
Oh my God, finally, thank you.
== Firyut: Read messages
quadriclopsRapper [QR] began pestering rodentialAstoundant [RA]
QR: Hey, Gio/\/ta, baby!
QR: Look, I k/\/o\/\/ you do/\/'t care to talk to /\/\e -/\/ot sure \/\/hy- but I wa/\/t to k/\/ow about this ga/\/\e, girl.
QR: You a/\/d your drea/\/\ talk see/\/\ to k/\/o\/\/ a bit about it.
QR: Hit /\/\e up so \/\/w ca/\/ talk ga/\/\i/\/g later.
QR: You k/\/o\/\/ you \/\/a/\/t to~
QR: Chao.
quadriclopRapper [QR] has ceased trolling rodentialAstoundant [RA]
Ok, wow, that is a little worse than I thought. You don't really care for the guy in total, but you really can't stand when he's demanding stupid shit like this. And why would he bring up your dreams? Sure, you've brought them up a few times, but does he know they involve the game? The heck does that four-eyed jerk know? Speaking of the dreams, that new one puts some things in perspec- ok, now you actually changed my script? What the hell, this was another fifteen minute rant about Cavdit, like, five seconds ago. What did you do?
Firyut: i dunno
Firyut: i didnt want to talk about him so i thought about a different direction for this to 6o
O...k then, I guess I have to do this new thing. Speaking of dreams, the newest one puts some things in perspective. Your previous dreams had a few random parts that seemed very prolific, and with this one there is a kinda beginning part maybe? It's a good thing that you wrote and draw down your dreams since you've started them.
== Firyut: Examine your previous dreams
You go over to your desk and open the drawer to your writings. Well, not really writings, but more like crudely drawn pictures. Basically, if the game part goes first, that means that you guys play the game, destroy the universe, go to some weird planets around a bigger weirder planet, some of you die on towers or some shit, and then fight a king of some sorts. Wow, how you managed to get that much information into bunch of drawings is beyond me, but very skillful.
Firyut: t#ank you
Firyut: im really 6ood w#en i want to be
Well, at least you're positive about you skills. That's a very nice characteristic to have. Wait, I said to stop that! Eh, whatever. You put these in order and make a fairly small outline of what your small group of friends and Cavdit are going to do. You also consider who's going to die first.
Firyut: i #ope its cavdit
That's actually kinda dark.
Firyut: i will not say it a6ain but i will also not apolo6ize
You know, these introductions have gone on for a while now. We really need to get to Cavdit to get into the actual part people care about, and you're the one he's been trying to contact. Just do it now, you know you have to do it later.
Firyut: nope!
Of course not. Christ, fine. Can you at least tell me who to switch to so we can introduce him?
Firyut: nope!
Firyut: i mean yea#!
Firyut: go back to vlad!
Oh, he's been a while. Alright, thank you.
FIryut: see ya narrator 6uy!