== Jazz and Cuz: Question the current events
Christ, four Jazz chapters in a row? There are more than one character in this story you know. She isn't even the most important in this session, Goddammit. Some people like Firyut, and we haven't heard from the twins in a while... What do you mean this is important, this chapter is short as fuck!... Last Jazz one for a while? I guess it could work... Wait, what? This thing's on? Oh shit. Uhhh... Alright, let's get to this shit then. *Ahem* You have just entered a brand new world unbeknownst to you or your Cousin, or probably anyone ever. Dewottsprite had just told you the name of this planet is the Land of Acid and Light, and that the air will kill you meaning you need a gas mask or something. Thank the Lord Cuz is a doomsday prepper. As soon as the Sprite told you two this, she straight up ran to her room and came back with two ugly gas masks. Also thankfully, you know how to use this thing. Sadly, if there is anything alive on this planet they're probably going to freak seeing this. You need something to lessen the creep factor of these masks. Then, you look at the big machines, plus the newest one Vlad put down, in your living room and back to the Sprite.
Jazz: you, Dewott, question.
Dewottsprite: Yeees, Madam Jazzmine?
Jazz: machine.
Jazz: what do?
Dewottsprite: Ah, yes!
Dewottsprite: This big one in front of you, is the Alchemiter!
The purple and blue Sprite motions to the large pad structure.
Dewottsprite: The next ones, is the Totem Lathe and Punch Designix!
Dewottsprite: You use these machines to combine and make amazing items!
Cuz: Ok, pause real quick.
Cuz: Combine stuff?
Cuz: Like, make useful things out of plain garbage?
Dewottsprite: Wott!
Dewottsprite: I mean, yes.
Jazz: and you said 'Punch Designix'?
Jazz: like, as in punching cards like the one before?
Dewottsprite: Absolutely, young Madam Jazz!
Dewottsprite: But to do so, you need some Grist!
Cuz: Grist?
Dewottsprite: Grist.
Jazz: Grist.
Dewottsprite: Yes, Grist.
Dewottsprite: You get the Grist from little creatures called Imps!
Dewottsprite: In fact, there are a few now.
The Sprite points toward the window causing you and your Cousin to look over and see a few humanoid, black creatures with whiskers and shells climbing in. The Imps also looked very angry and ready to kill something. As you would in a situation like this, you and Cuz pull out your weapons: a shitty purple pen and a large machete.
Jazz: Dewott, explain please!
Dewottsprite: Imps are creatures created by this Lands Denizen, Frezetus, by command of the Dersite agents.
Dewottsprite: They are driven by the simplest order to kill you!
Jazz: and i assume that means we have to kill them before hand?
Cuz: Uh, duh.
Cuz: I've been wanting to use this thing forever.
== Cuz: Tear into these Imps
As in on impulse, your Cousin jumps at the Imps and brings down the machete, perfectly splitting it's head in half and leaving a... is that a Gusher? It's a giant, purple Gusher. Of course, Cuz doesn't even pay attention to it and attacks the other Imps, doing the exact same thing. There was nothing left but the Gushers and small puddles of black ink stuff. Once the last Imp is dead, your Cousin turns around with a smile and ink all over her shirt and shakes off her machete.
Cuz: Well, that was fun.
Cuz: Hey, Sprite guy.
Cuz: What's with the Gushers?
Dewottsprite: Those are the Grist I mentioned!
Dewottsprite: Jazzmine, could you please pick them up?
Jazz: uhh, what?
Jazz: ok.
You walk over to the large things of Grist and go to grab one. As you do, they simply disappear into nothing.
Jazz: where'd they go?
Jazz: did they despawn?
Jazz: this is a game so that stuff happens.
Dewottsprite: No, no, it didn't!
Dewottsprite: It simply went into your Grist reserves.
Dewottsprite: You now have around twenty Grist to spend on making items and equipment.
Dewottsprite: I would recommend mixing your computer with something to make it more portable and easily accessible!
Jazz: oh shit, that's right!
Jazz: Vlad probably has to tell me something about this!
Jazz: Dewott, Cuz, stay here I'll be right back!
Before they could respond you run back up your room and check out your laptop to see you have three notifications for you. Might as well check the first one.
hospitableSecondary [HS] has begun trolling trainingInformant [TI]
HS: Hello, Jazzmine!
HS: I was jus- wan-ing -o apologize for Ridams earlier.
HS: You may have no-iced, bu- he's a -iny bi-...
HS: Xenophobic.
HS: He -hinks -rolls are -he only in-eligen- species in -he universe.
HS: He bashes ever-hing ou- in space -ha- doesn'- have grey skin or horns.
HS: Also, he has some pre-y bad anger problems.
HS: Kinda comes from him -rying -o compensa-e for some-hing, if you know wha- I mean.
HS: Jus- wan-ed -o say sorry for him.
HS: Chao.
hospitableSecondary [HS] has ceased trolling trainingInformant [TI]
How considerate! You'll have to make note to thank Yttrim for that later. As well as to not apologize for her asshole brother.
reanimatedRenaissance [RR] has begun pestering trainingInformant [TI]
RR: Jazz.
RR: I know you aRe cuRRently awaRe, but you aRe no longeR on EaRth.
RR: I'm going to set up a chat so can get to me soon.
RR: I have some news about the new machine I'm putting in...
RR: Now.
RR: [Link]
RR: Ta-ta.
reanimatedRenaissance [RR] has ceased pestering trainingInformant [TI]
quadiclopRapper [QR] has begun trolling trainingInformant [TI]
QR: /\/\y lady, Hattie!
QR: Look, I \/\/as \/\/o/\/deri/\/g so/\/\ethi/\/g.
QR: /\/ot tryi/\/g to be \/\/eird or a/\/ythi/\/g, but...
QR: \/aldro \/\/as aski/\/g \/\/hat you hu/\/\a/\/s got do\/\/\/ there, if get \/\/hat she /\/\ea/\/s.
QR: /\/\ust got the hots for Drago.
QR: ...Hello?
QR: Alright, I get it.
QR: Either you're busy or this is a \/\/eird topic for you hu/\/\a/\/s.
QR: If you'\/e got a proble/\/\ \/\/ith it, it's all cool.
QR: Adios.
quadriclopsRapper [QR] has ceased trolling trainingInformant [TI]
quadriclopsrapper [QR] has begun trolling trainingInformant [TI]
QR: Oh, o/\/e /\/\ore thi/\/g!
QR: You said so/\/\ethi/\/g about a /\/\usical /\/u/\/\ber eariler?
QR: Chat /\/\e up so/\/\e ti/\/\e if you \/\/a/\/t to go through \/\/ith that.
QR: Adios, agai/\/.
quadriclopsRapper [QR] has ceased trolling trainingInformant [TI]
Well then. That's definitely... something. Alchemize first, chats later. Also, another note: chat up Cavdit sometime to show how to properly sing. You pick up the laptop and toss it into your Type Match-Up Modus and look around. There's gotta be something... And then you see it. Yourself! You look into the window and catch a look at yourself, and note your glasses. These would be extremely useful, and you don't have to pull it out of your Modus all the time. But that would still be a little boring, wouldn't it? You look around and think. You have a rather decent selection of things to toss in. You look at your DVD stand and grab a case. Dragon Ball Z, Freiza Arc. If what you think is right, this will be pretty nice. You also grab a poster off the wall, because you know this will be awesome.
== Jazz: Return downstairs
You rush to the living room with all of the cards and see more black puddles and a lot more Grist lying around. Must have been an Imp invasion. You look over and see Cuz and Dewottsprite fighting off a couple. Interestingly, Dewottsprite does use actualy Pokemon moves, drowning an Imp with a strong Brine. Nice.
== Jazz, Cuz, and Dewottsprite: Start Alchemization spree
Jazz: hey, you two.
Jazz: i got the stuff, now what do i do?
Dewottsprite: That is simple, Madam Jazz!
Dewottsprite: Step one: Go to the Punch Designix.
Jazz: alright.
Dewottsprite: Step two: Put the items you are going to punch into the slot.
Jazz: ok...
You take off your glasses and put them into your Modus before pulling them back out. You take a second before actually putting it in with your impared vision, and the card is now punched. You do the same with the DVD case, the laptop, and your poster. You take all the cards over to what you think is the Totem Lathe.
Jazz: ok, now?
Dewottsprite: Step three: Take a dowel from the Cruxtruder and put it on the Lathe.
Jazz: aw, crap.
Jazz: hey Cuz?
Jazz: grab me one please.
Jazz: can't really see that well.
Cuz: Gotcha, little runt.
Your Cousin walks over to the machine and pulls the turning thing, making the machine spit out a few dowels. She picks them up and brings them over and puts one in the machine.
Cuz: Alright, it's in the thing.
Jazz: thank you.
Jazz: now then...
Jazz: my glasses and... the case.
You put in the two cards and hit the button, making the dowel into a totem. This gives a weird looking totem, fat middle, thin right side, and even left side. Alright, that's one of them. You take the dowel and try to carry yourself to the Alchemiter. Once you do, you feel around for the pillar and put the totem on top. You put it on and press the button that brings down the laser. Once it does, there is a flash and there is now a small, red circular item in the middle. You stand up and go over to it before picking it up. There's a small groove in the circle that perfectly fits an ear. You put it on and are instantly met with a neon green screen flashing across both your eyes, making your vision right again.
Jazz: alright, i like this.
Cuz: Holy shit, that is cool!
Cuz: What are those?
Jazz: oh, i just put in my glasses with my Dragon Ball DVD.
Jazz: so, i guess it's just a Scouter thing.
Jazz: i've got a Scouter!
Jazz: i'm feaking Vegeta up in here!
Dewottsprite: Amazing, Jazzmyne!
Dewottsprite: I believe you had some more things, yes?
Jazz: right, thank you!
Jazz: i actually need to punch one more thing.
You go back over to Designix ad take off the gas mask. You capturelouge it and punch the card. You turn around and are already hit with a minor headache. Christ, this Land is acidic. You take the card and rush over to the Lathe, and put in the gas mask card along with your Tokyo Ghoul poster card. Cuz tosses on a new dowel, setting the machine into work.
Cuz: Was that a Tokyo whatever poster?
Jazz: Tokyo Ghoul, yes.
Cuz: God, what is with you and anime.
Jazz: it's cool alright?
Jazz: please be quiet, i actually think i'm dying right now.
You take the dowel back to the Alchemiter and start it up. After a lasering and a small flash, there is a gas mask in the center, matching the pattern used in the anime itself. Still a little creepy but it's cool. You quickly take the Tokyo Mask and put it on, breathing normally again.
Jazz: oh, thank God that was terrible.
Dewottsprite: I like it!
Dewottsprite: Now, I believe you had a laptop to mix?
Jazz: i'm getting there, be patient.
You go over to the Punch machine again and take off the Scouter, card it, and punch it. Doing the exact same thing like last time, you take the totem over to the Alchemiter and do the exact same thing again. A laser and a flash, and now the Scouter glasses have the added bonus of working as a laptop. You put it on and are met with a weird ass interface. There's your Pesterchum symbol in the upper right corner, followed by Youtube to the left, the SBURB symbol to the left, and Firefox also on the left. Nice.
Jazz: alright, i can dig this.
Jazz: well, how do i look?
Dewottsprite: Fantastic!
Cuz: Like a weeb.
Jazz: oh, screw you.
Jazz: Dewott, now what?
Dewottsprite: Well, you can either begin your Quest or upgrade your weapons!
Cuz: Yo, wait a sec floating guy.
Cuz: Upgrade our weapons?
Cuz: I'm interested.