Earth

Autobot base

2010, may 16

Violet looked at the screen before her, lips pressed into a thin line as she survived the screen before her.

"Well? Am I, or am I not fine from that, whatever they call their type of transportation hole thingy?" Champagne asked, with her richly British accented voice, concern laced throughout her elegant features.

Violet gave her a deadpan look. "You're fine Champagne, it's no different than if Yellow had tried to destabilize you, just with longer lasting affects. Your gem isn't going to crack or corrupt."

The Victorian Diamond let out a heavy sigh of relief, as she stepped out of the scanning capsule, brushing her all to extravagant dress back into place, and smoothing out any wrinkles. "Thank you, ever so much, my dear Veo, you have no idea what a relief it is to hear that." The Diamond of entertainment said, hugging the no-nonsense medic Diamond.

Violet huffed and pried herself from the curvaceous Diamond, waving her hand dismissively. "If I wanted thanks, I would have cured you of corruption." The medical gem scoffed, cleaning her utensils, trying to get Champagne to leave her be.

Green was under the ship which Bulkhead, Black Diamond, and Yellow were holding up for her, as she adjusted the hydraulics, and repaired what damage she could.

"You know, if I wanted to be crushed by this hunk I'd have asked a ruby to hold it up." Green grumbled, as she wrenched a wire tighter.

"If your gem wasn't a chest gem, I'd drop this on you." Black seethed, letting her half lower slightly.

"Oh, har-har! Your funny Black. I can't contain my laughter...!" The Travelling Diamond rolled her eyes ,sliding further under the ship to repair some of the paneling.

"Just how many types of gems are there?" The scout asked, trying not to loose his grip on the smooth metal ship.

"Oh much to many to count, But if I could warrant a guess not counting fusions, there's about 130 different facets and cuts of gem." Black said, picking back up her slack.

"Man, I don't even want to know how many there are counting fusions!" Bee bleeped, shaking his head. "What ever a fusion is..." He added under his breath.

Black let out a laugh, grinning at the scout. "Autobot, there are thousands of fusion combinations. Also off color fusion is outlawed, because it is seen as a threat to 'Her Grand Clarity' so we're not allowed to do it unless we get a pass from her royal blindingness." Black taunted White without implying she was talking about her.

"I'm glad you think so highly of me, Laca, Just remember who Paragon cursed first." White said from across the room, not even looking to the short lady of corruption. Black's eye twitched slightly at the eldest's remark, her grin dropping.

Bee looked like he was going to ask about what White meant, but the death glare Black sent his way silenced his blips.

"What is going on here Optimus?! And what is with the Giant ship?!" Agent Fowler growled, as he stepped out of the elevator.

"Agent Fowler, the space craft is otherworldly, yes. but it's inhabitants mean no harm." Optimus said, in the Diamonds defense.

The unoccupied Diamond made their way over, some out of curiosity, others out of their own defense.

"WHOA! You're a human!" Orange squealed, staring at Agent Fowler with sparkling cheesy eyes. Red placed a hand on the Energetic gem's shoulder, making her draw back slightly.

"Forgive her enthusiasm. She has never encountered a human in many cycles. And as Optimus Prime said, We mean no harm to the inhabitants of this planet, we just wish to get home, back to our universe." Blue said, sincerity fixed into her tone.

"Prime, you have very short leniency in this situation, and giant rainbow women showing up from a whole other dimension? I don't know how much more leash I can get for you bots!" Fowler said, an unhappy look across his face.

"We are 'house broken' and we promise not to interact with the locals, Agent Fowler. Besides, Organic life isn't much of an interest to us." Green said before Orange piped up softly:

"But, I thought we wanted to-"

The Emerald colored one cut off the Jasper colored one by placing a gloved hand over her mouth. "It's not."

*A camera is turned on and you all see the diamond crest and then*

"Greetings, Fanfiction readers. I am Violet Diamond, the fifteenth Diamond formed. I am the Diamond of Healing and medicine. While my ability's are rarely used, I know what I have is a gift from Paragon. Frankly as one of the youngest Diamonds, they don't always take me seriously, even if I am known to be one of the least no- nonsensical Diamonds. I have four planets, two moons, and a star as colonies. Now that all that is out of the way, I believe you know everything you need to know about me. You can ask the Author any unanswered questions about me in the comments section below. Just don't ask a dumb question about me. That will be all."

*the camera turns off and goes back to the Diamond crest for a few seconds and then back to the story*

"Well, I don't want to see any of you outside of this base. The pentagon is already unhappy about their presence here." Fowler stated as he got back on the Elevator. "If anything happens, this is on you, Prime."

Once he left, Black crossed her arms and spoke: "Well ain't he just a ray of sunshine. Remind me not to cross his path. Ever."

"Agent Fowler isn't that bad, he just has his orders that he has to follow." Bulkhead said.

"Still, I'm pinging him as a clod." The darkest gem said, sauntering to the ship.

Most of the diamonds struggled to hold back their giggles and snickers, especially as Yellow's eye began to twitch and a vein become visible on her long neck.

"What's a 'clod'?" Bee booped innocently. Teal couldn't help the laughter that began to spill from her lips in large bouts, as she doubled over. Orange found herself on the floor as Yellow's face got even more enraged, as her fellow Diamonds began to laugh at her.

"BE QUIET ALREADY! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT, THAT INSINIFGANT PERIDOT HAD THE STONES TO CALL ME THAT! NOW JUST SHUT UP!" Yellow yelled at the top of her lungs, lightning bubbling around her. Tears began to brim at the corners of her eyes but they never fell as she glowed from the strikes around her.

"Ladies," Red paused to collect herself and let a single giggle pass through her lips. "Ladies! That's quite enough, Our dear Yellow has had plenty of humiliation with that word. Calm yourselves or answer to me." Red stated, her gem glowing slightly as her finger tips flickered with flames. A few scant giggles escaped them as the laughter died down at the Wisest' words.

"Forgive us, your Radiance. But, the outburst was hard to control." Brown said, saluting the elder gem.

"While understandable, it was still rude on all our parts knowing the trauma she has gone through, and then to mock her." Red replied, folding her hands together in front of her, the flames having died down.

"But what is a 'clod'?" Bumblebee asked again, his brows furrowed in confusion.

"It's a term similar to 'glitch'. Yellow was called a clod in front of her whole court, by a mere peridot without limb enhancers, which was and is great embarrassment." Purple said her voice similar to that of some one from the 80's or 90's. the words rolling off her tongue as she twisted her arms, dancing to silent music. "Of course, all those terms are such horrid words, I mean whoever thought of 'em must have been tipped off his stool."

Bee went silent as he received his answer.

"As informative as this conversation is, you all have places you need to be. I've got an energon scouting mission for you Optimus, and the rest of you have to collect the kids from school." Ratchet said from his console.

Team prime nodded and transformed into their vehicle forms, heading through the ground bridge.

"Bee wait! I wanna come with you!" Teal said quietly peaking inside his passenger window.

"But your a little too big to fin inside me." He bleeped softly.

"Oh, that. Hang on." Teal said sheepishly, as her form glowed, and shrunk down to the size of a petite woman, phasing some diamond shaped sunglasses onto her face. "Better?"

Bee beeped in agreement, opening his passenger door. Teal smiled a childish smile and slid in, Bee buckling her in automatically.

They drove out of the base onto the road, Teal staring at the russet colored scenery around her in wonder and awe.

Her hands gripped the handle tighter as Bee drove through the winding roads towards the town of Jasper.

Steven's Universe

Earth

beach city

The pearls cautiously stepped from their pod and looked around up and down the coast line.

"I don't see them." Champagne pearl whispered in worry, fiddling nervously with the lacey hem of her skirt.

"Grey, tell me you can find them nearby." Purple pearl asked the second tallest in concern.

"I can't. Their signal isn't anywhere near this solar system." Grey pearl said, letting her holographic screen dissipate in silver sparkles.

"Oh no, this-this is bad! We have to find them, we what if?!" Brown pearl gasped in horror, her hands flying to her mouth at the scariest thought any of them could think of.

"Don't even think that, Brown pearl! Our diamonds are fine!" Red pearl scolded the younger pearl, as she hugged herself, worry coursing through her as she looked up to the heavens.

"Please, oh, great Paragon here the plea of a lowly pearl, and let our Diamonds be alright..."

Oki doki! Chapter 3, done! So how will the kids react to the gems? and vise versa?

And even with Teal's curiosity, why does she want to go with Bee?

Oh well, I guess we will have to wait until next Friday to find out!

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