== Mistuo: Get pissed right the hell off
Like you need a command to do that. You already are, because this world is producing freaking country music! Why this wasn't banned at the spawn of the universe, you don't know, but it is still here after you entered what could only be another universe! You will not stand for this. You swear, before you die, you will irradicate this genre. You almost go on a bigger rant but catch the sound of the others trying to talk to you.
Saylen: uh, Mistu(o)?
Saylen: what are y(o)u ta[king ab(o)ut?
Mistuo: Are y-o-v seri-o-vs?
Mistuo: D-o- y-o-v n-o-t hear that ab-o-minati-o-n -o-f mvsic?
Jazz: yeah, we do.
Jazz: it's just not country.
Mistuo: What?
Mistuo: Are y-o-v as deaf as Firyvt -o-r s-o-mething?
Jazz: no, it's just that isn't country music.
Jazz: it's jazz music.
Cuz: Oh, God, I hate jazz.
Cuz: No offense, Jazz.
Jazz: no, it's cool.
Jazz: i hate that stuff, too.
Saylen: what are a[[ (o)f y(o)u ta[king ab(o)ut?
Future!Saylen: it's his [and.
Future!Saylen: it p[ays each pers(o)ns m(o)st hated music.
Future!Saylen: that's why Jazz and Cuz hear jazz music.
Future!Saylen: Mistu(o) hears c(o)untry music.
Future!Saylen: and why y(o)u and i hear rap.
Saylen: i d(o)n't hear rap?
Future!Saylen: what?
Future!Saylen: (o)h, right, past.
Future!Saylen: y(o)u haven't had t(o) sit thr(o)ugh Cavdits s(o) ca[[ed c(o)ncerts.
Saylen: what?
Future!Saylen: n(o)thing.
Future!Saylen: what d(o) y(o)u hear?
Saylen: i hear c[asica[.
Mistuo: Everyb-o-dy shvt vp!
Mistuo: G-o-g, the mvsic is already making me want t-o- bl-o-w my thinkpan -o-vt!
Mistuo: I can't have y-o-v idi-o-ts d-o-ing that t-o-o-!
Mistuo: Vgh...
Mistuo: S-o-rry.
Mistuo: Headache and mvsic.
Mistuo: S-o-, n-o-w what?
Saylen: c(o)mbine shit!
Future!Saylen: yes, c(o)mbine shit.
Future!Saylen: (O)R, (o)r...
Future!Saylen: y(o)u c(o)u[d fight whatever this game thr(o)ws at y(o)u.
Future!Saylen: because i'm sure it has s(o)mething by n(o)w.
Saylen: shit, she's right.
Jazz: they're just Imps, he can take those like nothing!
Mistuo: Yeah, what are these 'Imps' anyways?
Saylen: we[[, y(o)u'[[ figure it (o)ut s(o)(o)n anyways.
== Mistuo: Get interupted
You are about to respond when you both hear and feel a large thud from outside. You step away from hthe desk for a minute and go to the window and look out. What you see is absolutely crazy. It is a large, pure black creature wielding a large machete. It's head looks like a little like an otterbeast but with two huge tusks coming out of the bottom of it. It's body was built like a fortress and it looked ready to murder something. Unfortunately, that something was you, because it started it's way towards you. You panic and quickly pull out your fishing pole to fight, even though you didn't really want to. Although, you felt something as it got closer. You could hear a very quiet shouting, coming in the direction of the beast even though it wasn't moving it's mouth at all. You couldn't really make it out that much, but you know what this means. It had an animalistic mind... just like a Lusus! Maybe you could...
== Mistuo: Try to communicate with the creature
You focus hard and try to think clearly, panicking on what to say to it.
Mistuo: Vh, h-hell-o-?
Mistuo: Creatvre?
?: H-Huh?
?: What is that?
Mistuo: Ah, yes, d-o-wn here!
Mistuo: Where y-o-v were ab-o-vt t-o- mvrder!
?: What?
?: How can you speak to me, puny creature?
Mistuo: Vh, it is a skill I h-o-ld.
Mistuo: I am able t-o- c-o-mmvnicate with anything that has an animalistic brain.
?: A... what?
Mistuo: Y-o-v have the intelligence -o-f a Lvsvs, sir.
?: Oh.
?: Well, enough of that.
?: Time to kill!
Mistuo: Wait, wait, wait!
Mistuo: A few m-o-re qvesti-o-ns please?
?: Uuugh...
?: Fine.
Mistuo: Thank y-o-v!
Mistuo: First -o-ff, what are y-o-v?
?: I am Ogre!
Ogre: I am sent from the Denizen to kill you heroes!
Mistuo: Ah, -o-k then.
Mistuo: I th-o-vght y-o-v were svpp-o-sed t-o- be an Imp?
Ogre: Yes, but I have special orders to come first.
Mistuo: Fr-o-m wh-o-, may I ask?
Ogre: The Denizen!
Ogre: She is controlled by the Dersite, Noir!
Mistuo: Alright, alright...
Mistuo: -O-ne m-o-re qvesti-o-n.
Mistuo: Where in the hell am I?
Ogre: You are in the Land of Music and Volcanos.
Ogre: Though it will be nothing now that I kill you!
The Ogre starts charging towards your hive, raising the machete. You obviously won't get anything out of this guy anymore, so it seems fighting is the only option. You run out your respiteblock, through your living room, and out the front door. You feel even hotter now that you are outside, getting the whole of the heat hitting you at once. You look over and see the Ogre had reached the side of the hive and struck your respiteblock with the blade, visibly shaking the entire hive. You start to run over and throw the line up at it, wrapping the line around it's tusk. With it in your grasp you pull it down, making it stumble and crash into a large river of burning lava. You're unsure if that did anything until you hear it screaming and then exploding into large... green hexagons? You aren't even going to try to understand this. There's also a small piece of paper in the collection of green things. You walk over and pick it to find a message on the back.
Note: Dear Little Green, if you are reading this, congrats! You killed the Ogre and are as strong as my tip had told me. I can not tell you who this tip is, only that she had given very strong advice to hit you with everything as soon as possible. So get ready, Little Green. Fuck you. Sincerely, J.N.
Well, that certainly isn't ominous. You walk over and try to pick up the object, only to have it disappear as soon as you do. Stupid hexagon. Wait a second... Hexagon. Hexa... Hex...apedal Fox! You have to check your Lusus!
== Mistuo: Find your Lusus
You quickly run back inside you very slightly destroyed hive and look around. That one hit did a lot of damage. There were a lot of parts of the ceiling and walls torn apart and crashed onto the floor. You honestly could not care less. You only care about you Foxmom. Jumping over various debris, you make you way back into the closet from before. You pull open the door and... oh, no... You couldn't see much from the amount of ceiling and wall inside, but you could make one thing out very clearly. Blood. Moss-colored blood, the exact same as you and your Lusus'. You rush and start pulling several pieces of wall off until you can see you Lusus again. Relieved, you keep removing until her entire body is free again, only... slightly mangled and bleeding. You kneel down and start to feel your face get hotter, with little streams of something wet coming down. You could barely force yourself to say anything from the sudden wave of pain and grief hit you.
== Mistuo: Cry
You break down. You never thought this would happen, no matter how much she talked about it. You never thought that one day you'd be over your own Lusus' body, crying like a wriggler. You can't see, you can't feel, you can't think. All you can do is look down at the growing puddle of green tears growing on the floor. For what you guess is almost ten minutes you just sob, eventually slowing down your tears. Not because you were done, but because your body couldn't anymore. You feel this as a sign to stop, even though you don't want to. You open your eyes and look at your Lusus again, giving her a few pets as a goodbye. That's when you felt something. A small bump along her chest. It was very, very faint, but there was a bump. Not just a bump, a heartbeat! You smile and cry, trying to pick her up. You start to drag her out the closet before you hear a quiet cough.
Foxmom: M...Mistuo...
Foxmom: S...stop...
Mistuo: W-what?
Mistuo: N-o-!
Mistuo: I-I-I...
Foxmom: No...
Foxmom: Y-you can't...
Mistuo: Please, let me help y-o-v!
Foxmom: M...Mistuo!
Foxmom: Stop...
Foxmom: F...for once, l...listen to me...
Foxmom: T...the Sprite...
Mistuo: What?
Mistuo: What ab-o-vt it?
Foxmom: If... you really...
Foxmom: Really want me... put me..
Foxmom: In the Sprite...
Foxmom: Other wise... let me die...
Foxmom: Please, Mistuo...
Mistuo: T-the Sprite?
Mistuo: W-what... what...
Mistuo: WHAT?
Foxmom: MISTUO!
Foxmom: Ugh...
Foxmom: Just...
Foxmom: If it's what you want...
Mistuo: I..
Mistuo: Alright...
Mistuo: Alright!
Mistuo: Sprite!
You yell out into the hive, soon having the silent Sprite appear literally in front of you in a bright flash. You quickly do what your Lusus said and drag her over to it. With a quick heave, you toss Foxmom into the Sprite, resulting in another green blast of light. When you look back, the sprite has noticably changed. The mask now had a pair of fox ears and the nose came out into a canine snout. Looking down, the snake like body now had another pair of arms ending in fox paws. Probably to account for the extra set of legs.
Mistuo: F-o-xm-o-m?
Foxsprite: Ahh, to have such a young form again!
Foxsprite: I feel as though I can do anything!
Mistuo: Is... is that really y-o-v?
Foxsprite: Huh?
Foxsprite: Oh, apologies, Mistuo!
Foxsprite: I'm just so excited!
Mistuo: Excited?
Mistuo: Becavse y-o-v are alive again?
Foxsprite: Oh, no, I am quite livid qwith your decision.
Foxsprite: I have been ready to pass for sweeps now.
Foxsprite: But, now, with this new form?
Foxsprite: This other half of me wants to live!
Foxsprite: This 'Jason' character had such a desire to live and...
Mistuo: And..?
Foxsprite: And kill...
Foxsprite: Is there any Imps nearby?
Your new Lusus-Sprite's mask forms a crack along the snout in the shape of a smile. In both the hands on the right side summon a moss-colored blade. It gives them a few practice swings before focusing back on you.
Mistuo: Vhh, n-o-.
Mistuo: I jvst killed the -o-nly thing ar-o-vnd here.
Foxsprite: Oh, bother.
Foxsprite: Well, I suppose there will always be more.
Mistuo: Vh, yeah.
Mistuo: Are y-o-v -o-k, Foxmom?
Foxsprite: It is Foxsprite now, actually.
Foxsprite: And I would be better if I had something to murder.