== Be the twins
You are now back at these two and, man, both of you are bored as fuck! You haven't been paying attention to the actual situation as much as you should have, but you feel something plot advancing is going to happen soon. Maybe you should just check in with everyone real quick. Nothing wrong with being a little cautious. Then again, that is only Yttrim thinking. Ridams honestly couldn't give less of a fuck. Let's focus our attention on him. Nothing better than not caring at all!
== Be Ridams
You are now the male half of the conjoined twins and, man, do you feel good about yourself. Good and annoyed. Annoyed by not knowing what the hell you're supposed to be doing. Maybe this voice in your head is right. Maybe you should-wait a second. Why is that in the script? Am I going to get another member of this cavelcade of fuck ups that can hear me?What? Flip the page. Oh. *Ahem* The little voice in your head, you think it's called a conscense, is telling you to get information on the situation. You don't really listen to him that often, but this time he's right. So, you reach your portion of the body over to the desk and your double husktop. It's quite a stretch, but you don't like being unsure about things for this long. Let's see here. No... No... No... She's a cunt... Screw it, back to the group chat.
== Ridams: Rejoin the group chat
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Ridams: yo any diipshiitts on?
You wait a minute and another screen pops up with that Moss-blooded dipshit in it.
Mistuo: Ah, hell-o- Ridams.
Ridams: any otther diipshiitts?
Mistuo: N-o-, every-o-ne seems t-o- be rather bvsy.
Mistuo: Y-o-v kn-o-w, playing a game that is destr-o-ying the vniverse.
Ridams: oh yeah
Ridams: tthatts why ii gott on
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Yttrim: Hey Mis-uo!
Mistuo: Hell-o- Yttrim!
Ridams: shutt up
Ridams: game
Ridams: siittuattiion
Ridams: when we goiing iin?
Mistuo: Well, we have t-o- pvt in Firyvt first.
Mistuo: S-o-, after that I svpp-o-se.
Yttrim: Wai-, wha-?
Mistuo: What?
Yttrim: She said i- goes up before her.
Mistuo: Pard-o-n me?
Ridams: ii hatte tto say iitt
Ridams: butt dumbass over heres riightt
Ridams: we go iin beffore mouse cuntt
Ridams: and afftter you
Mistuo: -O-h...
Mistuo: Well then.
Mistuo: I gvess I am t-o- be pvtting y-o-v tw-o- in n-o-w.
Yttrim: Oh, yay!
Yttrim: I have been wai-ting for -his!
Ridams: hell yeah we have
Ridams: letts gett tto desttroyiing tthe uniiver-
Mistuo: Wait a sec-o-nd.
Mistuo: H-o-w exactly am I t-o- pvt y-o-v tw-o- in?
Ridams: excuse me?
Mistuo: I mean, with all -o-f vs we each had a disc with the game -o-n it.
Mistuo: And I think each player has their -o-wn individval game disc.
Yttrim: Oh.
Yttrim: Well, we have one game disc.
Ridams: ttwo iif you countt tthe server one
Yttrim: Exac-ly.
Yttrim: I suppose i- jus- works like -ha-?
Mistuo: Hvh...
Mistuo: I gvess there's n-o- way -o-f kn-o-wing vnless we d-o- this?
Ridams: oh my gog
Ridams: sttop ttryiing tto tthiink aboutt tthiis and lletts gett tto tthe fun partt!
Ridams: iim ttiired of fuckiing waiittiing!
Mistuo: -O-k, -o-k, calm d-o-wn, Ridams.
Ridams: no ii wiillll nott callm down!
Ridams: ii am fuckiing bored!
Ridams: putt us iin tthe game beffore ii drag us tto your hiive and kiick your moss ass!
Mistuo: Heh, svre y-o-v c-o-me -o-ver whenever y-o-v want man.
Mistuo: I'm svre y-o-v can -o-nce I get y-o-v in the game.
Ridams: good
Ridams: ttook fuckiing llong enough
Yttrim: Ridams, I don'- mean -o be rude, bu- can you no- yell a- -he -roll in charge of our lives a- he momen-?
Yttrim: I would like -o -alk -o him.
Ridams: ugh...
Ridams: iillll giive you a miinutte
Yttrim: -hank you.
Yttrim: Now, Mis-uo.
Yttrim: Wha- are we -o be expec-ing as we go in?
Mistuo: Well, I have a minvte s-o-, in sh-o-rt.
Mistuo: I am g-o-ing t-o- be placing several machines in y-o-vr hive.
Mistuo: Y-o-v have t-o- hit this -o-ne big machine -o-n the t-o-p t-o- get a seizvre ball and a cylinder called a D-o-wel.
Mistuo: Al-o-ng with that, y-o-v will get a pvnched captvre card.
Mistuo: Take the D-o-wel and card t-o- a machine that will carve it int-o- a t-o-tem.
Mistuo: Pvt the t-o-tem -o-n the big machine with a flat pad thing.
Mistuo: This will make an item that will bvt y-o-v int-o- the game.
Mistuo: Vsvally by breaking it.
Ridams: ii lliike tthe sounds off tthatt partt
Mistuo: -O-f c-o-vrse y-o-v w-o-vld.
Mistuo: S-o- are y-o-v ready -o-r?
Yttrim: I -hink I"m good.
Ridams: yeeeeees!
Ridams: do iitt allready!
Mistuo: Alrighty then.
Mistuo: Game is in...
Mistuo: N-o-w!
Ridams: no need tto be dramattiic
Ridams: you coulldd off justt saiid you putt iitt iin
Mistuo: Shvt vp, mete-o-rs.
Yttrim: Me-eors?
Mistuo: Yes, -o-vtside there are mete-o-rs.
Mistuo: -O-k, pvtting the Crvxtrvder in.
You both turn at the sudden thud coming from another room. Eighty percent chance that's the thing green boy put down.
== Twins: Check out the noise
You carry yourselves to the hallway and to the living room. Yep, it's the thing green boy put down. A giant thing with a tube and lid on top. Hit it with something heavy he said... You get an idea and whistle loudly, hoping to get the attention of the three headed beast that is your guardian. You wait a second and smile seeing the giant walk into the room.
Ridams: chiimerama!
Ridams: break tthe tthiing on tthe ttop!
Yttrim: Please?
The Lusus looks at the Crux truder and bounds over, putting a giant paw on the lid. She barely pushes down and is thrown back by a big flash of soft blue light. You focus back and see a flashing ball, a little blue cylinder, and a card with holes in it. Man, the straightforwardness is amazing. You both walk over and climb up, grabbing the Dowel and card before hearing another loud thud from another room. Doesn't care enough to even put them together. Dipshit Fitera.
You hop off of the machine and take the items into the next room over, being followed by the flashing sphere thing. What you see is another large machine, this one havin-ok, you know what? Screw it, you all know what the fuck I'm talking about. You two walk over to the Lathe and put the Dowel into the space. Just going with your first you toss in the card into the slot and press the big red button next to it. Then, something weird happened. The needle thing doesn't even lower at all, only let's out a few sparks and a loud clicking noise. Now, you haven't played this game for long, but part of you think it's not suppose to do that.
== Ridams: Be confused
You walk up and take the cylinder out once the needle comes back up. You flip it around and put it back, doing the same procedure as before. The same thing happened. Well... fuck, this might be a problem. You take out the Dowel and card again to examine them a little bit. Everything... seems ok? Except that the card is scratched horribly and nothing would be able to read this thing. Alright then, time to pul something out of your ass. Or... ass's? Still haven't figured out that part of their anatomy yet. Either way, you need something stupid that could just work. And you think you get that idea when good old Chimerama wanders in.
Ridams: hey chiimerama!
Ridams: can you do somettiing for us?
The Lusus comes over and looks at the Dowel. It takes it in one of their paws and observes the card a little bit. She does something you were very slightly expecting for her to do. She sits down and brings her other paw, fully extending a claw. For a few minutes the large Lusus carves into the cylinder at different levels. Eventually, the thing is carved and actually looks like a Totem. The lion head smiles and puts the new Totem down next to you. Well, there's more than way to skin a meowbeast. Almost like he was waiting, Mistuo places the last machine in the center of the room. At least he was considerate this time.
== Twins: Go to the next machine
Yttrim picks up the Totem and carries it to the Alchemiter. She places it on the pedestal to the side and pushes the button. A laser thing comes down and scans the awkwardly shaped pillar before making a flash on the larger pad of the machine. What appears is a very jagged and misshapen statuette thing. It was a sky blue and looked like a serpent. A two-headed serpent to be specific. Then again, that could just be something else because this thing is misshapen to all hell. You both climb onto the Alchemiter and pick up the messed up statuette. You want to smash it immediately but instead Yttrim looks it over. On it's underbelly there are a few words scribbled in it. "Rouge of Blood and Knight of Rage, Smash the Serpent to escape their fated Cage." Well, straightforward enough, but horribly written.
Ridams: allriightt so
Ridams: how do you wantt tto do tthiis?
Yttrim: Pardon?
Ridams: ii justt wantt tto smash iitt butt
Ridams: lliike tthiis seems lliike some biig shiitt riightt now
Ridams: tthoughtt you miightt wantt tto...
Ridams: ii dunno do iitt ttogetther?
Yttrim: Oh.
Yttrim: Well, -he -hing has -wo heads.
Yttrim: I grab one and you grab one?
Ridams: and pullll on tthe countt off tthree?
Yttrim: Yeah.
Ridams: allriightt tthen.
== Twins: Enter
You each grab one of the heads and pull it as hard as you can. The base of it's neck snaps and a long crack goes down the length of statuette. After a few more pulls the crack reaches the tip of the tail and it separates, making another large flashing light. When you're able to again, you open your eyes and look around. Nothing really out of the ordinary seems to have changed, aside the large ball thing is still just floating there. Apparently Chimerama is interested in it. You look some more and take note of the sky out of a window. It is pure freaking black outside. This must be the Land thing Jazz was talking about.
== Twins: Check out your Land
You walk over to the window to observe the area and... what the actual hell? Where to even begin with this place. First off, even though it was dark, the Land was still lit up extremely well by what looked like neon lights. The lights were able to give some small outlines to... are those trains? Yes, they were the outlines of old train cars. What was weirdest was that the ground was somehow perfectly split in half. On one side of your hive the ground was a darker grey with little colorful specks along it. The other half wasa light brown with some type of mushrooms growing everywhere. That's another thing. The brown colored side had some kind of giant mushrooms growing absolutely everywhere. It felt like some kind of bad acid trip just looking at the Land.
You look at each other before turning into the hive again. Best to ask some of the others what to do. Especially with that stupid seizure ball thing. Which your Lusus is still playing with. For some reason, the ball is avoiding every move the three-headed beast is making towards it. You two go up and stop as she starts to get down in a pouncing position, lining the ball in between her two main heads. Well, she isn't going to miss it this time. You wait and see the beast jump, landing dead on top of the flashing sphere. This leads to yet another large flash, blinding the both of you. While you can't see you hear a very weird noise, almost like a computer was having trouble running a disc.
When you can finally see, you look up at what used to be both your Lusus and the seizure ball. What they both are now is some strange conglomeration of creatures. It was one large body with the snake tail with it's normal head. Perched on it's neck was two heads, one feline and one cervine. The new creature had a pair of cloven feet and actual hands, and the whole thing was a light-blue color. Also, it was floating. Out of everything with this new thing, the fact it was floating caught your attention the most. That is when the lion head decided to speak.
Chimerasprite^2: Well, this isn't exactly how this was to play out.
Chimerasprite^2: You definitely aren't supposed to have a squared Sprite so early as well.
Ridams: whatt
Yttrim: Wha-.
Chimerasprite^2: Ah, yes, you two probably have a few questions.
Chimerasprite^2: Allow us to answer the basics.
Chirmerasprite^2: We are Chimerasprite...^2 we guess.
Chimerasprite^2: And this is your Land...s?
Chimerasprite^2: We guess since there are two Lands at once, it technically counts as a Half-Land?
Chimerasprite^2: Yes, this is the Half-Land of Neon and Trains and the Half-Land of Stress and Fungi!
Chimerasprite^2: And that is the most basic of questions we can answer without questions.
Chimerasprite^2: So, any questions?
Ridams: yeah ii gott one
Ridams: whatt tthe acttuall ffuck justt happened?