== Be Firyut
For you to go back to her, you are going to also...
== Wake up
Wake up on Prospit to be the most accurate. While waiting for everyone to get into the game to put you in, you decided to do one of your best recreational activites. Sleeping. You wake up in your bright yellow room and take a look around. Everything looks the exact same, including the tiny mouse holes in the walls. You float up out of your recopreacoon and step onto the floor, going over to the window. You take a look outside and see that things have settled down quite a bit from your earlier visit. No one going absolute batshit crazy, no one with over sized weapons, and no... oh, wait, there he is. Little guy that thinks you're destroying the universe. Shall we go say hi?
Dream!Firyut: i say we s#all
I missed this.
== Firyut: Greet the Prospitian
You stand on the edge of your window and fall forward, free falling to the ground before catching yourself right above impact. And, almost by plot conveniece, you stand back up in front of the crazy guy. He looks more annoyed than surprised by your sudden appearance.
Prospitian: Oh...
Prospitian: Hello, Witch.
Dream!Firyut: #i prospit guy!
Dream!Firyut: everyt#ing looks calmer.
Dream!Firyut: your war t#ing blow over?
Prospitian: Wha- NO!
Prostitian: Have you never heard of the calm before the thorm?
Prospitian: All the fighterth are already at the Battlefield.
Prospitian: They went there when that thupid Thylph entered.
Prospitian: Did you not read that book?
Dream!Firyut: it was in cursive!
Dream!Firyut: s#ut up.
Dream!Firyut: just be #appy you arent down t#ere.
Dream!Firyut: its going to get really #airy.
Prospitian: And jutht how do you know that?
Dream!Firyut: o# i just read a#ead a little bit.
Dream!Firyut: just enoug# to tell you try to avoid t#at as muc# as you can.
Prospitian: What.
Dream!Firyut: actually if i enter soon i can probably make it to w#ere you dont even #ave to go
Prospitian: What again.
Dream!Firyut: spoilers sorry.
Dream!Firyut: went over board a little.
Prospitian: ...
Prospitian: Ok, well, I'm jutht gonna...
Prospitian: Go.
Dream!Firyut: o# ok!
Dream!Firyut: wait no.
Dream!Firyut: i actually wanted to talk to you seriously.
Prospitian: Oh my God, can you even underthand theriouthly?
Dream!Firyut: yes!
Dream!Firyut: one second t#ough first.
Prospitian: Uh, ok?
Dream!Firyut: #ey narrator dude!
Yes?
Dream!Firyut: can you take t#e dream part of t#at title out?
Dream!Firyut: its getting annoying.
Oh, well. I suppose so. Was getting a little tiring to keep putting that anyways.
Firyut: t#ank you!
Prospitian: Who are you talking to?
Firyut: o#!
Firyut: just t#is guy i #ear in my #ead t#ats telling t#is w#ole story.
Firyut: #es t#e guy i took t#e script from to read a#ead.
Wait, you did what? When did you find time to do that?
Firyut: not important.
Prospitian: Great, one of the extremely powerful deitieth hearth thingth in her head.
Firyut: yessirree!
Firyut: wait extremely powerful?
Firyut: i #aven't gotten t#at far yet.
Prospitian: Wait.
Prospitian: Do you... not know your own power?
Firyut: i...
Firyut: guess not.
Prospitian: Well, that ith definitely not good.
Prospitian: A God that doethn't know her Godly powerth...
Firyut: yea# t#ats kinda w#at i just said.
Prospitian: You know what thith callth for?
Firyut: yea# i know w#at t#e deal is.
Firyut: just take me to t#e places and s#ow me t#e t#ings.
Prospitians: Thtill don't know what that meanth, but any excuthe to teach thomeone!
The Prospitian then turns around and starts walking towards a very large building in a large square area of the city. Out of pure random knowledge, you know you're going to follow him anyways, so almost walk in front of him and beat him to the building. The building is more of a hall know that you can get a good look at it. Not really a hall, more... a giant, neverending hallway. Although, there do seem to be a few things along the sides of the hall. Statues maybe?
Prospitian: Here we are, the apex of our learning experience.
Prospitian: The Hall of Heroeth!
Firyut: #u#...
Firyut: it would be more impressive if you didnt lisp at t#e end.
Prospitian: Thhut up, come on.
== Firyut: Enter the hall
You step inside and are... surprisingly underwelmed. It is the exact same shade of yellow as most of the buildings on this moon, and the statues are of just random dudes in pajamas. You go up to the first statue and look at the... guy you want to say? Yeah, the name of him is definitely a guys name. He had pointy hair, almost like Mistuo's, glasses and big buck teeth, and he was holding some kind of hammer. His pajamas had a really long hood thing on the back and two squiggly line things on the center. His little plaque thing said... 'Johnathon Egbert, Heir of Breath. Leading with the Strength of a Thousand Winds.' Well, that is cool. You want a title like that!
You keep going down and see a lot more statues. Some are human, some Troll and some that are... something else. You decide to go with the rest of the humans. Let's see here... Jade Harley, Witch of Space - hey, another Witch! Huh, not that many humans as you thought there'd be. Now the Trolls on the other hand, holy shit! You aren't even going to bother with most of them. Just the ones that seem most important. Alright let's see here, Karkat Vantas, Knight of Blood, Sollux Captor, Mage of Doom, Gamzee Makara, Bard fo Rag-What the fuck is he wearing?! Oh, Gog that is absolutely horrendous. A codpiece like that should never be used by anyone ever. If there is a Bard in your session, you are going to cut that piece off weither or not it's on or off the person.
Nothing all to interesting with these group. All seem pretty neat but a few looked exactly like an asshole type of person. Now for the not human or Troll people. There was only one of these... kinda skeleton looking people. Calliope, Muse of Space. Looks lonely up there by herself. Moving on, these next two are huge as hell. Like, almost reaching the ceiling tall. The first one had tall spikey hair and something diamond shaped on her head. The Plaque says 'White Diamond, Page of Void. Leading with the Strength of a Thousand Planets.' The next one has a really weird hair style, it coming down from the top and kind of hooping around her chest, where another diamond this was placed. 'Blue Diamond, Mage of Heart. Defending with the Power of Her Fallen Allies.' Both pretty cool, you have to say.
Firyut: ok t#is is cool but like #ow is t#is supposed to #elp me?
Prospitian: It ith to thow you what you are going to become.
Prospitian: A God with amazing power and thomewhat decent outfitth.
Firyut: o#...
Firyut: i liked t#at rogue one.
Prosptitian: Very good, I prefer the Heir outfit.
Prospitian: But that ithn't all I brought you here for.
Prospitian: There are thome... I forget what they're called, tometh or thomething.
Firyut: o# t#at sounds interesting.
Firyut: s#e says extremely sarcastically.
Prospitian: Yeth, the tharcathm wath apparent.
Firyut: anyways to t#e book prospitian guy!
Prospitian: I have a name, Witch.
Firyut: and t#at is?
Firyut: come no ive known you for almost twenty c#apters now
Firyut: you s#ould #ave said it by now
Prospitian: Still don't know what that means.
Prospitian: My name, is Expi.
Expi: Now, books!
Firyut: t#at is t#e most egg#ead t#ing ive ever #eard.
== Find the book
Expi continues down the giant hallway, passing several more statues some human, some Trolls, some whatever the hells. Eventually after who knows how long, you and the Prospitian come to a book that is at least half your size sitting on a pedastal. Although, you did notice something about one very, very weird thing about this pedastal and the hall itself the closer you got. It was slowly moving away from you. The hall was growing itself. Expi keeps a slow pace with the book and flips it open to some random page around halfway through.
Expi: And here we are.
Expi: The explanation and thource of your Godly powerth.
You look into the book and see one sentence with a small picture at the bottom. It had a figure on the top of a pillar with a symbol floating above. The one sentence said...
Firyut: die on t#e bed.
Firyut: are you serious.
Expi: Yeth ma'am!
Expi: All of thethe heroeth died on thome kind of bed, and they got their powerth.
Firyut: o...k t#en.
Firyut: t#at is totaly not #appening.
Firyut: i am fine wit# not #aving powers.
Expi: What?
Expi: You will literally become a God!
Firyut: sorry but if im dying i will die for good.
Expi: You are inthane.
Expi: I'd totally kill mythelf for God powerth.
Firyut: yea# well you arent t#e one wit# some dumb destiny t#ing are you?
Firyut: so you cant.
Firyut: unless i dunno t#eres somet#ing you could use to get overly powered to rival a gods.
Firyut: but even in t#is story t#ere is no suc# plot device.
Expi: Pleathe, if I know anything about thorieth there will be thome Deux Ex Machina roughly halfway through.
Firyut: i understood literally none of t#at.
Expi: Neither did I to be completely honetht.
Expi: Wanna thee more thatueth?
Firyut: #ell yea# i do.
== Firyut and Expi: See more thatueth... statues.
The short Prosptian walks you back to the front of the hall when you came in. You are about to ask why you came here when you notice something you hadn't beforehand. There was another hall going off the side, like an extension. Above the doorway was couple of large words that read 'Hall of the Nulled'. Sounds unsettling. Expi quickly walks in, leaving you under the signed opening. Something deep inside you said you really didn't want to go in there, but it is quickly tossed out of your mind as the Prospitian grabs your arm and drags you in. You look around and see that most of these statues seemed... off in some way. They either looked evil, broken, or sad if that even makes sense. That's the only way oyu could describe them. You notice the first broken statue coming onto the first humans.
This first guy almost looks like that one human, what was his name? John you think, except with spikeyer hair. 'Jacob English, Page of Hope. Saving the Session with the Hope of a Thousand Timelines'. Now, that would be cool aside from one important factor. Where the hell are his pants? Like, it's almost as bad as the Bard outfit. You would kick the shit out of any Page you see. Next up is a girl who looks like that Jade chick from before. There's a connection here you're not seeing. 'Janet Crocker, Maid of Life. Returning her Allies with the Life of the Green Sun'. Why do all of these things sound so cool? It's unneccasary really. Going on you finally reach the Trolls. Wow, these guys look almost exactly like the Trolls from the other hall, except... crappier. Like, place holders for a pointless sidestory that only, like, two were important for. You really don't even bother with them, it's probably just a dumb intermission from the important stuff.
Then you find the ones that are actually really interesting. You find another single statue of the skeleton creatures and... wait a second. That ones the same as before. Calliope, Muse of Space. What? Did someone make a mistake here? She's still wearing the same outfit and symbol, but she looks more... sad and dead. So many questions. Questions for later. The nest ones were two bigger statues of, you want to say some kind of horses? They looked like Unicorns but with wings. Or Pegasus with horns. You saw something with creatures like these. You think they called them Alicorns. Anyways, this first one was very tall and wearing some kind of armor on her head and hooves, with a big moon tattoo thing on her butt. 'Nightmare Moon/Luna Faust, Heir of Void'. 'Heart breaker/Cadence Faust, Maid of Heart'. Dumb names, but it was an interesting change of norm with these statues. You kinda like it.
This hall isn't as long as the main one, being only about a third the length. The lights in this hall were also dimmer than the other, giving a rather nice ambiance to the sad or angry statues along the sides. Eventually, in about half the time it took the main hall, you reach the end which was also increasing in length. That's when you saw something cool, interesting, and a little nerve racking. On the right wall were four pedestals for statues, the first three already being taken up. The human and Trolls that took up those spots is what got you the most. The first was the human girl, a little bit taller than you wearing a strange object on her face that looked a little like a full screen going across her eyes. Her outfit was the same as the Maid's and had the Mind symbol on it. The next one, a male Troll that you recognized far too easily. He had combed to the side, spiked hair and looked a little bit malnourished. He had the... Oh Jegus Christ, he had the Bard outfit on with the Breath symbol. And then, the last one. Another Troll this one a female. She had curved horns with even indents on the side, long hair that shadowed most of her face, and a set of very messed up fangs. She had the Knight outfit with the Rage symbol. Even though you could tell who everyone was you had to be extra sure. You looked down and read each of the plaques. 'Jazzmyne Hattie, Maid of Mind', 'Mistuo Fitera, Bard of Breath', and 'Yttrim Grupka, Knight of Rage'. You looked down the rest of the pedestals and nearly choked on a breath seeing the last name. 'Firyut Gionta, Witch of Doom'.
Firyut: u## expi?
Firyut: w#at makes t#is #all different from t#e ot#er one?
Expi: Oh!
Expi: Thith one holdth the heroeth that had a Null theththion!
Firyut: and just w#at is a nulled session?
Expi: Let'th jutht thay, they fucked up badly.
Expi: And it did not end the betht for them.
Expi: It wath... God, it wath jutht terrible for the lot of them.
Exti: Horrible even.
Expi: Why do you athk?
Firyut: u## no reason i guess...
Firyut: #ave you even read t#ese ones?
Expi: Not until they are all full!
Firyut: a## ok t#en.
Firyut: well t#is is going to be...
Firyut: quite a talk wit# everyone.