"If I'm gonna strike it out trying not to be a joke, then I'm going to get serious!" Wario exclaimed as he stood atop his iconic purple Brute car, looking out into the distance.
Of course there wasn't much for there for him to say this too, for poor Wario was all alone on his quest to redeem himself. He didn't even have the folks who genuinely liked him to back him up on this quest, which is why he went through the Hyrule Temple, because if there's one thing he knew from all the battles there, it would be where he would be able to find himself.
"Why are you here?" Shiek groaned as she was trying to do her ninja training.
"I'm here to find myself, you dumb shapeshifter!" Wario snapped as he performed a shoulder bash on Shiek, breaking her back as he went to the highest point of the temple and scratched his butt as he did some pondering. "Hmm... what I'm looking for is not here. Damn it."