A/N: Holy deities, I'm back! The last couple of weeks were hard for me. I also have grades that are socially acceptable…and my History score sucks cuttlefish balls – I have failed myself by not writing fast enough. *sobs*

Anyways, here begins at least a little more plot.

Enjoy, as usual!

Chapter 2: Intervention I – Calling the Commonwealth

Lyrical Title: Savages! Savages!

Date of Writing: Unconfirmed (October 2018)

Date of Typing and Editing: 3 November, 2018 (Sirius…happy birthday!)

Warning: Cussing and accents. Also, possible hints of BL should you interpret it that way. (Note that it will be a ship in the context of an established relationship later on in the fic.)

24 June 1995

England was sick of it already.

By it, he should've meant him, but by Mother Britannia, that b*stard (in both literal and figurative senses) did not deserve a gender.

That bloody w*nker thought that it was a perfectly acceptable thing to come back from the bleeding dead.

Okay, he wasn't exactly dead in the first place – that much he had known since 1992 (so for three years). He had not quite believed it at first when Albania reported a dark presence in her forests, but when Caoimhe told him about that f**king Insult to Dark Wizards being caught stuck on the back of the Hogwarts DADA Professor's head in June 1992…

He was in severe need of a drink.

And perhaps he ought to call a Commonwealth Meeting.

1 week later

Way to break the bad news on two (ex-)colonies' birthday of all days.

The reaction was not pretty. One of the Nations present (read: a certain non-Commonwealth Nation that happened to be very close to the leader of it) started speaking in extremely crude words, especially concerning where exactly Ol' Noseless should go (the most memorable option being "the other f**king side of the f**king Milky Way"); and also "how dare that (here insert an extremely inappropriate word not from the English language that would make individuals who are proficient in said language, be they Nation or human, throw a chair at him for such crudeness) hurt Iggy because "it was bad enough for the first time 'round, and this time, there are not enough trained, competent adults to fight that (here insert yet another very colourful – or should I say, colorful – insult)."

There was also quieter, more subtle cussing in many other languages, ranging from variants of French and Chinese dialects to more obscure African tongues and creole languages worldwide.

Needless to say, "he will die" was the forgone conclusion of the Meeting.

They set up some ways to keep an eye (or quite a lot more) on the issue. An Ilvermornian professor-in-training would be sent in as the substitute Care of Magical Creatures professor (since Hagrid's gone). An exchange programme would be held between Hogwarts and Causeway Bay Enchantment Academy to keep the Ministry a little busy…and so that a certain British Dependent Territory (at that time) would have a somewhat-plausible excuse to be at Hogwarts…mainly so that the UK brothers could keep an eye on him while he tried to assist and keep an eye on things himself. Moreover, nearly all of the attendees were going to have some Aurors/Hit-Wizards/Hit-Witches/their equivalents ready at their magical governments to take action.

And did I mention that quite a number of Nations vowed to show up for extended periods of time during the school year, both to keep a closer eye on things as well and for the hell of it – why the hell not?

All in all, the Commonwealth of Nations (and some others) were prepared to take on Moldyshorts' Dung Eaters. Tom Marvolo Riddle would forever rue the day he decided to go up against the majority population of the British Isles, because the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, would never stand alone or take any more sh!t from him. (And that's excluding his siblings.)

A/N: How was it so far? Please review and vote on/suggest (by PM or review) ships for the rest of the fic.

By the way, Caoimhe (Blackwood) is the Personification of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She will not be playing a major role in the fic.

So far, relationships confirmed in the fic include (who is seme and who is uke is not fixed most of the time):

-the Special Relationship (I know that it's overused in Potterverse/Pottertalia fics, but I just can't help it! Plus, someone voted for that, so I ought to comply by their wishes.)

-GerIta

-SpaMano

-SuFin

-Iceland/Fridge/Butter/Norway (It Makes Sense in Context…once we get to it.)

Also, let's see the views update:

Bauhinia, Globe and Trolling the Racists (this fic) – 91 (in 3 weeks)

Children of War – 150

DiverCity - 194

Epic Rap Battles of Historical Interruptions – 199 (YAY!)

Haunted Secrets (other fandoms) – EXACTLY 100

Let It Go (HP/Frozen) – 108

TDINE – Become One – 271

TDINE – Loophole Abuse – 22 (C'mon guys, go show PruCan some love!)

The Hetalia Games – Season One – 33 :-( *cries*

The Hetalia Games – Season Two - 121

The No-Maj Path – 126

This One Meeting – 453 (My most popular fic to date!)

And no, this is not self-advertisement. Just me feeling so loved right now. Like I said, reviews are very much appreciated. I guess I'll see you later on. I've got the draft of the next chapter of Intervention written out, but now I'm kinda working on other arcs involving death, war and family fluff/development, which is part of some individuals' backstories – both human and Nation.

See ya later, folks! (And come up with a name for you, my fans – if you are.)

-Yingzau