== Cavdit: Get pissed off

Like you need a command for that. You've been sitting here for hours, doing absolutely nothing other than watching season 3 of Rick and Morty and trying to figure out this retarded circuit on the Tu/\/\or card. You want to play a fucking video game dammit! In your moment of frustration you throw the card clear across the temple room, unintentionally hitting your Lusus who just entered. Oh God... As expected, your Pandapop gets pissed at you. And with getting pissed he trudges to and gets up on his hind legs, standing over you. You close your eyes and clench your teeth waiting for the large and burning hit across the face, leaving a huge pure blue bruise almost instantly. You hold yourself back as you look back up, seeing him back on all fours and leaving the temple again. You have no idea why he came in, he does this bullshit all the time. Once you could see he's far enough away you look down and close your eyes one more time, making a stream of tears fall from all fours eyes. You don't know why you stay with this fucking Lusus, you can leave whenever you want. Whatever, you don't fucking care anyways. You reach up and feel a thick trickle of blue blood coming from a huge scratch. Fucker.

You realize that you have nothing to do for the time being, you decide to take matters into your own hands. You open up the CD port of the computer and put in the game, closing it hard as hell. You close down all of your other tabs and bring up the loading screen, being met with a blue spirograph and a little bar at the bottom. And the bar is loading extremely, extremely slowly. Holy shit, this is going slower than everyone else's. Well, if you were to contact ant of these idiots now would be the time to do it. Now, what was the order again? Ah shit, that's right. It's Firyut right now. Oh wait, it's Firyut right now. This could work out for you. You slide over and open up Trollian.

== Cavdit: Contact Firyut

quadriclopsRapper [QR] began trolling rodentialAstoundant [RA]

QR: \/\/haddup Firyut?

RA: w#at do you want?

QR: \/\/ell, I'/\/\ /\/ot sure if you are a\/\/are but,

QR: I a/\/\ atte/\/\pti/\/g to get i/\/to the ga/\/\e right /\/o\/\/.

QR: A/\/d to do that, I \/\/ould /\/eed you to put /\/\e i/\/.

QR: /\/o\/\/, you \/\/ould/\/'t \/\/a/\/t your Kis/\/\esis to \/\/ait, \/\/ould you?

RA: ok t#ree t#ings

RA: one im not your kismesis

RA: two ill put you in in a second

RA: t#ree fuck you

QR: I'/\/\ defi/\/etly getting so/\/\e black feeli/\/gs right /\/o\/\/.

QR: ;;)

rodentialAstoundant [RA] has blocked quadriclopsRapper [QR]

QR: Yeah, you're black for /\/\e.

You wait a few moments and watch the loading bar fill up almost instantly. With the filled bar comes an explosion outside of your hive. You stand up and look out the window, getting all four eyes blinded by bright red light. Once your vision settles you look up to see an asteroid falling towards you. You are a little hyped up for this. You waited for so goddamn long and now you are thrown directly into the action! And with the action comes the usual BS the reader has come to expect, so we shall skip to after everything is placed and built.

== Reader: Skip forward a few minutes

You look down at the small item on top of the Alchemiter. It was a dark blue candle, only about three inches tall with an extra inch of whisk on top. Well, if gaming has told you anything the only was to progress is set it on fire and wait. Which is just what you do! You set down the candle and grab a lighter, lighting it up like fireworks on New Sweeps Eve. You kinda just sit there for five minutes as the wax drips all the way off and finally disappearing. When it does, there is a large blue flash that completely blinds you. You open your eyes and... honestly, feel a little better about things. Like, not that everything's going to work out, but you have higher hopes that it'll work out. Is that weird? No, the weird part is that you hear some kind of... you want to say ribbiting outside?

Well, before you can go explore you have to make yourself some better weapons and such. You hop off the Alchemiter and rush towards the Punch Designx. First thing you need is your Brass Knuckles. Punched. Next, this is the important part... You just remembered something. What was it you said you never knew if you'd need extra of? Batteries! Punched. But, that won't be all. You pick up some spare nails you always keep on top of your desk. Punched. Now, to the Totem Lathe! You take out a few of the Dowels and put them on the machine. First off, you combine the punched nails and punched knuckles and combine them. You make and take the Totem to the Alchemiter and place it on the pedastal. Next thing you know, you have some Spiked Knuckles. Now, to combine them with the batteries. You do the exact same thing and put the next Totem on the same pedastal. And now, boom! Spiked Shockers. Damn, that's a cool name for these. Well, now what? It would be easier to figure out what to do if there wasn't crying outside. Wait a second, crying?

== Cavdit: Check out the crying

You equip your knuckles and walk out the front door. There isn't really anything around you can see immediately, but you still hear the crying. What you do see outside, however, is quite an amazing sight. Green hills going on for miles with a lot of giant, awkwardly shaped ponds of green water. Wait a second... those look like clover shaped. Clover shaped ponds with ribbiting? That seems famila-wait a second, the wall pictures! This is one of the Lands on your wall! Let's see, if you remember correctly this is LoFaL, the 'L' must stand for 'Luck' since the ponds are clovers and those are associated with luck for some reason, now what can the 'F' stand for, and what the fuck is still crying!? You rush around the outline of your temple hive and stop seeing what, actually who, it was making the noise.

You fine, that at the edge of what is obviously your hive's barrier, was you Lusus. Only, except for having all four legs, it only had two. Mostly due to the fact it was cut completely in half by the buildings teleportation. The large beast was trying to crawl his way to the entrance, leaving a long trail of Sapphire blood behind it. You didn't feel bad to be honest. Like, you feel sad way deep down, but everything about you is saying '\/\/ho gi\/es a fuck?' Even so, you can't just watch this go on. Mostly because it's crying was loud as hell and annoying. There is really only one thing to do right now. Put the fucker out of his misery. Eventually.

After around five minutes of enjoying his loud suffering, you walk up to him and point your fist right at his head. You pull it back and punch, landing all three pointed spikes directly into his skull. You then press a button on the sides of the knuckles and send at least five thousand volts into it's body. You release the button and wait for your Lusus to stop twitching for another few minutes. After you do, gag a little as the smell of burned fur hitting your nostrils. You're... still a little underwhelmed about your emotions about what just happened. What you aren't confused about is that this seizure ball that's been following you needs to shut up. And, if what you gathered from Jazz prior, tossing in something will change the ball into a Sprite. And the only thing here is your Lusus, sooo... You put away your Spiked Shockers and grab one of the front legs, twisting your body and throwing it into the ball. This causes another flash. After the flash, you open to see the large Sprite resemble your Pandapa. Before you can do anything, you feel a vibration come from one of your capturecards. You fill in the circuit and are given your husktop to find a message from Firyut of all people.

rodentialAstoundant [RA] began trolling quadriclopsRapper [QR]

RA: did you just kill

RA: your fucking lusus!?

QR: A/\/ hello to you too, Firyut.