Jewjew's Penny Picking Quest Part 2: Copper dust

by hentailover69000

Part 2 takes place in Italy 20 years after the events of Penny is Unpickable. The new JewJew Jewrno Jewvanna, and his Quest is to become the first ever Jewish Gangstar in the big gang of Passione. What problems will Jewrno face in his Quest. Read Jewrno's story to find out!

3. Chapter 3: Welcome to the gang, Jewrno

Last time on Jewjew's penny picking quest Copper Dust, Jewrno Jewrvanna underwent with his test to become worthy of joining Passione. Jewrno's test was to keep a lighter lit for 24 hours. But things went out of hand when he failed. A new Stand was introduced which was, White Sabbath. But in the end Jewrno remained victorious by using shade as White Sabbath's weakness to beat the literal shit out of it with lines and lines of MUDA's. Now this story continues at Obama's place.

After that one hour wait, Jewrno went over to Obama's place where Obama and Bruno were where they were both waiting. Obama was dead on his couch from Jewrno pulverizing his stand. Then Bruno said with a energetic tone: "You made it, you're in the team nigga! Time to meet the gang." Jewrno then said: "OOOH YEAH, I POPPED THAT NIGGA'S CAP TO SMITHEREENS!" So after all that shit, Jewrno and Bruno went over to Passione's headquarters where the other members of Bruno's squad resided in. When Jewrno and Bruno entered, Jewrno got a solid grasp of everyone in the room. Bruno then said to Jewrno: "these are you're gang members nigga. theres..uhh Pistachio..and that guy...mister Mista, that nigga hates the number 4 for some shit reason. And that other nigga is...poogo...and over there is another nigga and he is...uhh Narancia.. and thats bout it nigga."

Then suddenly Pistachio took the tea cup from the table and put it under the table close to his fucking dick. But that's not all the nigga zips open his pants and pisses into the tea cup and sets it on the table in front of Jewrno for him to drink. Then Pistachio said: "Drink up, it's on the house nigga think of it as a welcoming gift." Jewrno picked up the tea cup containing the piss and observed it knowing it was fucking piss. Then Pistachio said: "WUTS WRONG NIGGA, YOU BREAK MEH TINY GANG HEART YOU NO DRINK UP?" Then Poogo said: "Is this nigga gunna actually do it?" Without hesitation Jewrno chugged down the entire cup of fucking piss and it was fucking metal my dude. Like what the fuck, you actually have to be genuinely autistic to drink piss from your own will.

Narancia then shouted saying: "EWWW THIS NIGGA ACTUALLY DID IT AND DRANK THAT PISS, THIS GUY IS METAL, HIP AND COOL!" Bruno then replied with: "that's impossible!" But Jewrno opens his mouth revealing that he transformed his teeth into sponge-bob to absorb the PISS. Mista then said: "WOA MAN THAT A SICK ABILITY!" Pistachio then also replied with: "Wow nigga, i admit, you a cool nigga welcome to our gang."

Then suddenly Bruno gets a message from the boss saying: "I have a special mission for your squad, bring my cat, Cali to me do this and i will give you the big moneys." Then everyone's expression lit up after Bruno told the gang everything about the boss said. So there mission was to simply get the boss's cat, Cali to the boss. So then the Jew Gang waited until Cali arrived. They waited for like 2 hours, and in that time period Jewrno was drinking more piss impressing everyone else.

Then Cali finally arrived, and Bruno gave the cat a welcome saying: "HELLO NIGGA!" Cali responded: "you simpletons never cease to amaze me of how impudent you all are." Jewrno then was surprised was how that cat was able to talk and said: "THE CAWT FUCKING TALKED WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING!?" Bruno then said: "the boss gave me a map to his location which is in Venice. We travel there on boat, we depart first thing tomorrow my niggers!" Cali then said: "i shall meet with my nigga!"

So then One day passes and the Gang is at the dock ready to depart to Venice, everyone gets on the boat ready to set sail. Then about five minutes later the boat was on its way to Venice in a few days. After the gang departed Narancia takes out a boombox and plays Jojo's Golden Wind opening from it. The Boombox then suddenly blasts: "FIGHTING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!" From the majestic music conjured up by a God named Araki Narancia, Poogo and Mister Mista started doing some retarted looking dance. Pistachio then said: "what the fuck are they doing, we are on an important mission and these two and listening to FIGHTING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD in a time like this!?"

Cali the cat responded with: "you simpletons, your mission is to protect me and get me to my owner, who is the fucking boss of your gang!" Meanwhile Mista started to shoot up a window like a fucking autistic idiot saying: "I FUCKING HATE WINDOWS!" Jewrno then replied back to Mista saying: "STOP SHOOTING THE FUCKING WINDOWS YOU DIPSHIT!"Mista then reciprocated back to Jewrno shouting: "THERE IS FUCKING FOUR WINDOWS ON EACH SIDE YOU FUCKING HERETIC!"

Then suddenly the gang started to hear strange sounds within the boat, Bruno then said: "Yo, something aint right here, something is fishy.." "Mista then replied back to Mista saying: "You sure it isn't the fucking ocean, we are on a FUCKING BOAT!" Then right after Mista made that retarded remark, Mista started hearing the sounds as well. Cali then shouted: "YOU FUCKING IDIOTS THIS IS A WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!" Then after Narancia points to a cup on the ground and then said: "Was that always there?!" Bruno got close to the cup and inspected it. Then suddenly an arm emerges from the cup Punching Bruno away. Jewrno then said: IT IS AN ENEMY STAND!" Bruno then said to everyone: "oh yeah, forgot to say this, but since we have the boss's ca on our side, other's from Passione will be on our tail to get the cat to get closer to the Boss." The arm then returns back into the cup, then transforms into a humanoid stand with lizard like features. The enemy stand spoke and said: "This is the power of my stand HIDE AND SEEK!" Stay tuned for Chapter 4 of Jewjew Part 2

-To be Continued-