== Jazz: Freak out
You switch off your Scouter and start freaking out, having seen one of the only Trolls you like literally die. Well, you didn't see it, only the aftermath of it. Well, not really the aftermath, just Saylen standing over his dead body freaking out as much as you are. You float up to your tower and sit on the windowsill, trying to properly take in what just happened. Wait, what the hell even is there to take in? Mistuo is dead! Dead Mistuo, right on a mountain, neck bleeding, green blood everywhere! Fuck! The only decent dude Troll is dead! You can't talk to Ridams because he's an asshole and you can't… ok, maybe you can talk to Cavdit, but only in certain circumstances. And Vlad's… a Vampire. A really touchy Vampire that you have to be careful what you say or else you'll get your ass chewed out. Wait… holy hell you got way off track.
You simply throw all the other thoughts out of your head and just sit in the window, looking up to the clouds. You see a few small scenes, none of which seem all that surprising or interesting. You see Saylen-present Saylen that is-extremely pissed off in a cave, floating and crashing water against the walls and ceiling, making it shake and crack in a lot of places. That fades and quickly changes to another scene, one of a giant drill head flying up into space at a floating circular platform. How the hell is that relevant? You look over and you see a scene you're actually a little confused at. It was of you, sitting on your windowsill. It moved to the right to show another tower, this one with another person in it. Not just any person though. A Troll with two large fox ear-shaped horns! He's also looking up at the sky before jumping and flying off the tower, flying to the direction of your towerbefore you finally come into view. You couldn't see the rest of the scene because someone tackles you and knocks you to the ground, wrapping you is a surprisingly tight hug. When you pull off, you are met face to face with the Moss-blood Mistuo himself!
Jazz: what the shit!
Jazz: Mistuo you're alive!
Jazz: and tall as fuck, what the hell man?
Jazz: you're almlst freaking seven feet tall holy shit.
Mistuo: I kn-o-w!
Mistuo: Except… wait… n-o-?
Mistuo: I died.
Jazz: well obviously not because you're here!
Mistuo: Yeah, what exactly is 'here'?
Jazz: oh, right
Jazz: this is Prospit!
Jazz: one of the twin moons of Skaia, that big blue thing up there
You point to the bright blue sky above you.
Jazz:it's where we go when we sleep.
Mistuo: And apparently when we die t-o-o-...
Jazz: oh fuck, that's right!
Jazz: what happened?
Mistuo: That fvtvre versi-o-n -o-f Saylen.
Mistuo: She was telling me h-o-w where I was was an 'end game- area -o-nly and tried t-o- make me leave.
Mistuo: She was talking ab-o-vt h-o-w if I die -o-n s-o-me t-o-wer thing I can 'Ascend', whatever that means.
Mistuo: Then she pr-o-ceeded t-o- strangle me and cvt my thr-o-at with fishing line.
Jazz: holy shit.
Jazz: i'm sorry.
Jazz: but are you sure it was Saylen?
Mistuo: Pvrple hair, fins -o-n her face, messed up eye.
Mistuo: Yeah, it was her.
Mistuo: Well, fvtvre he.
Jazz: no…
Jazz: there's no way any version of Say could do thag!
Mistuo: Well, I sh-o-vld kn-o-w, c-o-nsidering i had t-o- fight her.
Jazz: no way...
Jazz: but, wait, if you're dead, why are you here?
Mistuo: I d-o-n't kn-o-w!
Mistuo: I gvess this is s-o-me kind -o-f like, limb-o- -o-r midp-o-int f-o-r the game?
Mistuo: Like, y-o-v get tw-o- chances?
Mistuo: -O-ne here and -o-ne in -o-vr -o-ther, alive self.
Jazz: huh.
Jazz: but, i'm sure there was a reason!
Jazz: Say wouldn't just-
Mistuo: Jazzmyne!
Mistuo: She killed me!
Mistuo: Wrapped the line ar-o-vnd my thr-o-at, tightened it, and killed me!
Mistuo: What reas-o-ning is there f-o-r that?
Jazz: well…
Jazz: wait, Ascend!
Mistuo: Excvse me?
Jazz: i remember her saying at one point she died and then got cool god powers.
Jazz: maybe that's what Ascension means!
Mistuo: Jazzmyne…
Mistuo: I kn-o-w y-o-v d-o-n't want t-o- think bad -o-f Saylen bvt…
Mistuo: She.
Mistuo: Mvrdered.
Mistuo: Me.
Jazz: …
Jazz: fuck, you're right.
Mistuo: N-o-w, y-o-v can still help the present Saylen.
Mistuo: Try t-o- keep her away fr-o-m…
Jazz: herself?
Mistuo: Yes.
Jazz: ugh…
Jazz: how do i keep someone away from themself?
Mistuo: I d-o-n't kn-o-w!
Mistuo: Demand she c-o-me and help y-o-v -o-r s-o-mething!
Mistuo: We can't let fvtvre Saylen c-o-rvpt present Saylen.
Jazz: so just get the murderer to come to me?
Jazz: and possibly murder me?
Jazz: along with my cousin and a Princess?
Mistuo: As terrible as that s-o-vnds, yes.
Jazz: perfect.
Jazz: guess i'll go break the news to them.
Mistuo: Wait!
Mistuo: What am I svpp-o-sed t-o- d-o- then?
Jazz: i dunno, fly around?
Jazz: meet the locals or something.
Mistuo: Excvse me?
Mistuo: Y-o-v are aware the 'intr-o-vert' part -o-f my Tr-o-ll handle isn't jvst f-o-r sh-o-w, right?
Jazz: than jack off!
Jazz: i don't care!
Jazz: i'm not the dead one here!
Mistuo: D-o- y-o-v kn-o-w h-o-w ann-o-ying it is m-o-r me t-o- 'jack -o-ff'?
Mistuo: L-o-ng -o-nes jvst make it a pain Jazzmyne!
Jazz: shut up!
Jazz: going back to awake world and…
Jazz: very much hope i forget that last part.
Mistuo: Shvt vp, y-o-v kn-o-w y-o-v wanted t-o- learn ab-o-vt it.
Jazz: i swear to god, i will kill you again!
== Jazz: Wake up
You wave the tall Troll goodbye and go back to your dream bed, laying down and covering yourself up. You close your eyes and wait, slowly feeling yourself drift away until…
== Jazz: Be Vlad
Boom! Character switch, bite me readers. You are now the blond haired Vampire, Vlad, standing in his mansion which has just teleported into your Land: The Land of Diamonds and Silence. And boy, does the name match landscape. There were giant diamonds and crystals jutting up from the ground, peppering the dark, flat landscape for miles upon miles. It was actually a little eerie due to the fact that 'Silence' was serious, as there was not a single noise coming from anywhere, not even the Imps. No wind or anything. The only sound you can hear is your Batspite going crazy downstairs. Speaking of the Sprite, you really do have to prototype him again, but with what?
You look around the room and your eyes fall on a certain signed photograph sitting on your desk. You go and pick up the Dracula Picture and toss it into your Rubix Modus and start flying downstairs. You enter a room covered in Imp blood and the machines from the game. In the center you find a dark blue sprite with a bat head and wings floating over a dead Imp. As you do, you go to Batsprite and solve the cube in your Modus, bringing out the picture again.
Vlad: Oh, BatspRite!
Vlad: I have youR secondaRy pRototype heRe.
The Sprite squeaks and opens it's wings, floating over to you. Right before you throw the picture in, you take a second to think. This Sprite is made of a BAT named ALUCARD. Would tossing in a Dracula picture produce the personality you're thinking about? Well, only one way to find out! You toss in the picture and are met with a navy flash of light. When it dies down, you hear a very faint laughing as you look over your new Sprite. He had the normal bat wings as before, but now had a human face. Only, except for it being the fac le of the famous Vampire himself, it kind of looked like some Ozzy Osborn mother fucker with a big red hat. Why is that the only thing not matched with the rest of the blue color? He also wore a suit with gloves that had some weird looking symbol on it, almost like a pentagram. Maybe you should talk to him?
Vlad: Hello?
Vlad: New SpRite?
Alucardsprite: You baby, it is good to be back!
Vlad: I'm soRRy, back?
Alucardsprite: Hmm?
Alucardsprite: Oh yes, you see, there was an incident quite a while back that lead to my death.
Alucardsprite: Fortunately, I had a deal with the red guy down under and got put back as a bat.
Alucardsprite: Which makes sense considering I am a Vampire like you.
Vlad: Woah, you were a Vampire?
Alucardsprite: Nope!
Alucardsprite: I'm Carmen Sandiego!
Alucardsprite: Guess where I am?
Vlad: Uhh…
Alucardsprite: I'm just fucking with you!
Alucardsprite: I'm Alucard, you created an entirely different being with the special combination of Dracula and a bat named Alucard.
Alucardsprite: You ever watch that anime Hellsing?
Vlad: UnfoRtunately, yes.
Alucardsprite: Welp, ya made him.
Alucardsprite: And here I am!
He appearifies a pair of pistols out of nothing and looks around.
Alucradsprite: Now, how do you feel about going for a walk?
Vlad: A walk?
Vlad: Wait…
Vlad: No!
Vlad: I watch TeamFouRStaR, I know what that means!
Alucardsprite: Oh, boo, you're no fun.
Alucardsprite: Fine, I'll stay here and take care of the Imps.
Vlad: Hey, I'm going to stay heRe foR a bit to combine stuff.
Vlad: I'm not just going to up and leave because some anime VampiRe tells me to!
Alucardsprite: Hey!
Alucardsprite: I am a fuck mothering Vampire, and I have killed a lot of people to earn that title!
Vlad: Actually, you weRe wRitten like that and, in this Reality, have only killed, what?
Vlad: Twelve Imps?
Alucardsprite: Look, you made me a character from a popular anime and abridged series, people expect references!
Vlad: What people?
Vlad: It's liteRally only you and me heRe!
Alucardsprite: Oh my god, why couldn't I get Firyut as my player?
Alucardsprite: She'd go along with my fourth-wall breaking.
Vlad: What?
Alucardsprite: Shut up.
Alucardsprite: And make yourself some kickass weapons!
Vlad: Now that, although I am a pacifist, is an amazing idea.
== Vlad: Make some weapons
You go upstairs and look around, having a rather large collection of items to combine with others. Let's see, you'll take your WWII battle helmet(not important which side) and your old as fuck computer, you take your lighter and plasma ball, your fireworks and roller skates, and, to top it all off, you take your Very Special Box. Not to combine with anything, just to keep it safe. This was stolen from the Vatican secret archives, so there is no way in hell you are losing it. Especially because if you do lose it you probably are going to hell, and you do not want to go through that again. You owe Satan three souls and you don't even have one!
You float back to the foyer and set everything up like how you need it, setting your sword on the table next to everything. You already pretty much worked everything out, so this'll be a piece of cake! You take your computer and helmet cards, combine them, and make the totem and put it next to the Alchemiter. You take the plasma ball and lighter and punch then, followed by the fireworks and roller skates. Lastly, you punch your sword card and combine the plasma ball and your sword, followed by combing it with your sword. Two swords, hell yeah. Then, you combine one sword with the lighter and one with the ball, making two totems. Ah, what the hell? You combine the ball and lighter for a totem as well. Hopefully it works how you plan it to.
Alucardsprite: Hey dicknuts!
Alucardsprite: You done yet?
Vald: Bite me, you DRacula wanna be.
Alucardsprite: Wanna be?
Alucardsprite: Bitch, did you even watch the anime?
Vlad: I'm waiting foR the next abRidged paRt!
Alucardsprite: That already came out!
Vlad: Wait, seRiously?
Alucardsprite: Yeah, last friday.
Vlad: Well then… I will get to that as soon as I make my weapons!
== Vlad: Make some weapons
You take everything to the giant pad and set them down in order, starting with the helmet/computer combination. As planned, you get a German war helmet with a computer screen projector where a slightly offensive symbol used to be. You then put the skates/fireworks and get… somehow that makes rocket boots, ok then. Now, the fun stuff. You put in both the swords and come out with a very large Plasma Sabre, which almost looks like a ripoff of a Lightsaber, and a smaller Flaming Sword. Bitchin'. Now to see if the plasma ball/lighter combo works. You put it in and get a fairly smaller plasma ball with no electricity flying inside of it. You pick it up and are caught off guard by it catching on fire! Except, it wasn't burning you. What? You look around and notice a stray Imp wandering around out the window. You smirk and wind up the plasma ball like a baseball and throw it, pegging the Imp in the head causing giant lines of electricity out and shock it until it explodes into Grist.
Vlad: Well then.
Vlad: That seems a little oveRpoweRed.
Alucardsprite: Are you complaining?
Vlad: Not at all!